i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat
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"you only say you're autistic because you want to feel special and different" actually finding out i was autistic made me feel significantly less special and different. before i was autistic i was Strange and Unpredictable in some sort of Unknowable way which Surely meant i was Predestined for Greatness (like storybook character). now im just some fuckin autistic guy like any other. i significantly prefer it this way btw
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i have seen a Creatur. he is from Pluto Planet. eat only Battery. strangest guy. I ever did seen in my life
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The earth is not flat. Cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now.
Space Cat socks at GoodLuckSock.com
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A portrait of beloved professor Elias Scrimshaw. Elias is one of the stranger creatures from the species exchange program. An intelligent parasitic entity that can live in and manipulate a host's body for hundreds of years. Elias's species keep active only the bodily systems that are most needed, such as those involved in locomotion and eating. The unessential parts of the body are consumed, often Reducing the host species to what is essentially an animated husk which is kept preserved with a special cocktail of antibacterial fluids produced in Elias's strange asymmetric body. His preferred field of study deals with the biomechanics and life cycles of extraterrestrial parasites. His unique perspective and insight has offered great leaps in interstellar medicine by helping provide treatments for rare and often deadly parasitic infections. Not wanting to offend his host planet he took over the form of a stray cat which he assumed to be a local source of food before realizing it was in fact a common household pet. He has since expressed his deepest apologies for this mix up and has advised cat lovers to perhaps reconsider taking his class.
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A sketch page for my partner of their new sona! A silly kitty!!
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You’re on a mission and you hear some crunching noises from your six. 😭
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Come check out my shop! We've got cryptid kitties and lots of dice! Perfect for gifts or just a little something for yourself!
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Or here! (Ko-Fi)
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affected by memes about alien cats so I want to make my own Glorp
some rough ideas from my sketchbook, the only thing I am happy with - head design, the rest is about to be changed drastically
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