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herooffire101 · 7 months
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Todays the second day of Tuggerlurina Week, Birthday! I had a more difficult time writing this, and yes, they are prewritten because of my classes for a certification and my work schedule. I have been working on them for about since Tuggerlurina week was annouced. @jelliclekay i hope that my work paid off! Here we go, enjoy!
Fuck it, let me occupy you instead of distracting you.
Bomba questioned again why she was asked to do this. “Bomba, you are the best at distracting Tugger while we set up his birthday bash.” Demeter had asked her, and Bomba tried her best to clarify why she wasn’t the right cat for this.
“Demeter, sweetie, me and Tugger can’t keep secrets from each other. He will figure out that I have to distract him. Honestly, I’m going to keep him occupied instead of distracting him” Bomba had explained, but Demeter was insistent, which is unique for her, but Bomba shrugged it off, because she was basically rushed out of the den they were setting up for his birthday bash. What kind of distraction did Bomba have in mind? One that Demeter will have to deal with when she comes running to find them. When Bomba finally got to his ‘technical’ den when in fact he lives in her official den with Jemima, but the kittens didn’t know that (except for Mistoffelees, Victoria, Jemima, and Plato), she just sauntered in and sat herself right in front of him grooming his glorious mane. “Demeter overestimates me.”
“With what?” Tugger purred, looking directly into her eyes, giving her that look that made her shiver with anticipation.
“My ability to distract you.” Bomba just directly laid it out to him.
Tugger just gave her a look. “Our friends are trying to celebrate my birthday. And they sent you to ‘distract’ me.”
“Yup.”
“The queen who is my mate and mother to our kitten.”
“Exactly.”
“They really think that I, the Rum Tum Tugger, would just crash my birthday party that I completely know about, just because of my song.” He rubbed his tail alongside Bomba’s flank, making her shiver.
“Yes.” Completely deadpan, “Why can’t they just let me celebrate you by myself and Jemima?”
“While I enjoy a good party,” Tugger started, slinking up to Bomba’s side, his mane barely touching her.
“You crashed the ball.” She reminded him, her purr sultry at the remembrance of the previous ball.
“I do quite prefer to have a quiet night in.”
“Tugger, you jump in our human’s lap to cause a horrible muddle.”
“She needs to not be knitting as much.”
“You knock her yarn ball away from her and cause a terrible game of keep a way with her.” Her eyes narrowed at him, sultry and accusing at the same time.
“Ah.” He put a finger on her lips, hushing her, and grazed her face with the side of his paw. “I am artful and knowing. You have a different thought of distracting me. Care to share, love?”
Bomba looked at him, glazing into his eyes. “I can keep you occupied.”
“I wouldn’t have it any other way.” He agreed, slowly giving in to her desire, kissing her slowly and deeply. “Want to see how far we can get?”
“Gladly.” Bomba said, giving him a razor smile, hungrily kissing him, ending up on the bed of pillows and blankets he had strewn about.
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Demeter sat outside of the den, blushing. “You know, this isn’t what I meant for you to distract him!”
“I said I was going to occupy him, not distract him!” Bomba hissed, coming out of the den after grooming herself back up to perfection, Tugger following with a cheeky smile. “Besides Munk, I know him the best, inside and out!”
“In more ways than one.” Tugger whispered, making Bomba whip her tail right in his face. He cackled, making Demeter groan and Bomba rolled her eyes.
‘This is what happens when you send mates to distract mates, especially true mates. You can’t keep shit from another, so you have to figure out how to work with it. For us, just accepting that I can’t distract for shit with Tugger, it came down to having an enjoyable time.’ Bomba thought as Demeter led to the den that they were using for his birthday bash. As they entered, Bomba watched as Tugger hid his knowledge of this party and, with the skill of a trained actor, showed surprise. ‘I guess that’s what you get when you are the heir of the Theater Cat.’
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Once I had a solid idea form, I wrote it.
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queen-raven-imp · 5 months
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Late Halloween fic!!!
Summary:
Ever since the last Jellicle Ball, Munkustrap has been withdrawn from his friends and family. He’s been acting strange, not opening up to anyone, and choosing to spend his time in solitude. By the time of the next Ball, he has disappeared and is nowhere to be found. The Jellicles seek him out, but what they find may not be what they expect, nor something they can handle. Bonds are tested as emotions run high. Mister Mistoffelees has to face his deepest emotions. Will this be the end of the Jellicles, or the end of the Jellicle Protector? Will anyone be left unscathed? And how will everyone be able to move forward from this?
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kanekisfavoritegf · 20 days
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Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin Humps his sheets unknowingly when he dreams about you.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin swore off dating when working as a sorcerer until you came into his life.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin asks you out politely, despite the fear of being incompetent due to his lack of not only sexual relationships but emotional ones too.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin would offer to make you dinner at his place, and drink wine on his couch by the fire place.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin is absolutely mortified when he cums in his pants after you kissed him for the first time.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin is comforted by the way you treat him the exact same after he explains his lack of physical and emotional experience.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin finds himself pinning you to the couch and kissing you harder, keeping you down with his hips and making sure your legs are wrapped around him as he does so.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin doesn’t even care that his already stained pants seem to be getting worse as he rubs into you because you are letting out the sweetest moans for him.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin would beg you breathlessly between wet hot kisses and needily to teach him.
Teach him how to be your perfect lover in more ways than one.
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mintypsii · 2 months
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what is this guy's issue 😭
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somnimagus · 5 months
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My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.
[id in alt text]
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ghostbsuter · 7 months
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"Hey constantine, who's that?" Someone asks and Connie looks down at Danny, blue eyes staring back at him.
"My coworker."
"He's my dad."
"What?"
"What."
Who knew John Constantine would gain a ward, one being such a little mischievous bastard with bright eyes and good heart.
He certainly didn't.
Nor did he expect the stabby Robin to get into a heated argument with his ward, gesturing to his form next to Batman and spit venom.
"But‐ Damian! Look at him! I can fix him!" Danny argues back and Robin, so done with this, rips his mask off and—
Oh.
They have the same face.
Connie looks at Batman, nervous what the reveal will change.
("I don't care if you can 'fix' him, danyal! Return to Father, to me!")
Batman stares back.
("Connie is dad shaped! I chose him myself, damian! Leave me and my choice alone!")
The day will only get longer, it seems.
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moontrader-arts · 2 months
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Andrew prepare for St. Valentine dinner (of course he hates his boyfriend)
Talk with me about your headcanons for andreil’s interior design
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lavender-000 · 2 months
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The Black Cat part 1
"Oh- hello there sweetheart"
Regulus just about turned around before the tall man with round glasses and messy brown hair kneeled down on the floor before him.
"come kitty kitty" James gently whispered slowly putting his hand out for kitten to smell clearly having no idea it wasn't true a cat.
Regulus was meant to turn around and walk off- just as he always has done when James did this.
And yet, he simply gave in to his desires.
Regulus Arcturus Black, the head of the Black family fortune in the body of a small black cat walked up to the man of his dreams.
He gently sniffed James' hand nuzzling it slightly with his nose.
To no one's suprise James just sat there, still awating for the cat to make the move and set it's boundaries.
The moment lasted no longer than a few seconds yet it left James with the happiest smile on his face and a glimmer of his classic Gyriffindor determination in his eye.
Regulus could not have been more pleased and he turned and made his way down the quiet corridor.
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buggachat · 9 months
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ART BY @mari-cherri (@mari-monsta) THANK U SO MUCH MARI MUAH
I posted a new fic!
I (Wish I) Knew You
49k words, 10 chapters, COMPLETE
LadyNoir, aged-up, hurt/comfort, (please check the tags for possible triggers, etc)
University has been hard on Marinette. Making new friends and maintaining her grades is a lot easier said than done when she has to disappear at odd times to fight akumas. She's struggling, and with Alya away with family and Adrien painfully out of reach, she's never felt lonelier. If only she could talk to someone who really understood her struggles... but it's not like Chat Noir would know anything about loneliness. Right?
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herooffire101 · 2 months
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So, this was an idea to help show how I see magic in Cats that I go on about in this post, and it does take place after this fanfic from @jelliclekay‘s Tuggerlurina Week that I wrote. While it isn’t tuggoffelees, I don’t mind if you do see them as together. I'm pretty open to these ships, so if I'm asked, then I think that I can talk about them.
Besides, I have like many halfway finished fics. I would like to complete them someday.
A way to bring back Dad
Tugger knew that he needed to do something. His mate and her best friend were explaining to the younger members of the tribe who Macavity is. Tugger glanced side to side, trying to look for Mistoffelees. His buddy needed him. “Hey, Misto!” Tugger harshly whispered.
A black blur popped up right beside him, making Tugger jump in surprise. “Yes, Tugger?”
“You have to not startle me right now, I’m already on edge.” Tugger whispered, “No matter, Misto, I need your help.”
“How? I don’t have the strength to bring Old Deuteronomy. My magic isn’t as strong as his!” Misto whispered back, his tone also harsh. Tugger could hear Misto’s fear in his voice.
“You’re just as powerful. Me and Bomba know it.” Tugger started. “Mistoffelees, I know that you’re just as strong as Macavity because Bomba can feel it.”
Misto was dumbfounded. “What do you mean?”
Tugger groaned, facepalming. “I keep on forgetting that you haven’t grown up with us.  Misto, Bomba can feel magic.” At Misto’s expression, Tugger took that as a sign to continue. “She’s always been sensitive to magic. She can see and feel magic. Also taste it when it’s powerful enough.”
“Bomba can taste my magic?!?” Misto shrieked, making Tugger shush him. “How was I never told?!?”
“Honestly, she’s forgets to say something about it. Demeter, Gus, Bomba’s dad, and our daughter Jemima are as well.” Tugger said, counting off in his head all the members who were magic sensitive. “Anyway, yes, Bomba can taste your magic. Told me that yours tastes sweet. Macavity’s, according to her, was so disgusting that it was choking her. Cori and Tanto can’t read her mind because of her sensitivity. So, that’s why she trusts and likes you.”
 Misto had the look of confused glory. “The more I learn about Bomba, the more confused I am.” He shook his head. “What is your plan, Tugger?”
Tugger gave him a smirk. “I sing your song.”
“How? How does you singing my song get us Old Deut back?!?” Misto harshly whispered at Tugger.
“Bomba explained to me that when I am the main singer, and her and Demeter sing backup, we can generate some form of powerful ambient magic. If I sing your song, I can channel that ambient magic to you to help bring Dad back.” Tugger explained his plan.
“…Does anyone else in the tribe know this?”
“No. We only figured it out while we were writing your song.”
“Oh. Good.” The sarcastic tone within Misto’s voice was clear. “The cats that wrote my song figured out how to use magic to help me.”
“I know, it’s weird. We’re weird.” Tugger sighed. “But I’m asking you to trust me. We need to do something to save this Jellicle Ball. Bombs and Deme are currently explaining who Macavity is to the younger members.”
Misto showed several emotions and thoughts running through his head in his eyes, clearly thinking about how this plan, however slapped together it was, could work. “Okay.” Misto sighed, “It’s the only plan we got. Munkustrap hasn’t learned about how to know who the Jellicle choice is, and we don’ t know who the next heir is for Leader beside Munk.”
“It’s Jemima.” Tugger cut in, “She’s mine and Bomba’s daughter.”
“What?!?” Misto snapped, then shook his head. “No, not the time. YOU are going to explain to me how you both know who the heir is, LATER.”
“Agreed. Also, we decided to not say anything because we thought it was funny.” Tugger agreed, “Jem has full authority on when she says it, though it’s going to be a given due to her coat.”
“You are impossible, you terrible bore.” Misto sighed, rolling his eyes.
Tugger smirked. “Come on, let’s get ready.” As Tugger leaped up to on top of the car boot. “Behold, the Magical Mister Mistoffelees professional debut!”
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queen-raven-imp · 2 years
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The Raffish Crew comes up with a game, and the shy kitten Murad will have to learn how to be confident in himself in order to win it.
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rambunctioustoons · 4 months
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little closer than normal.
half re-draw, half doodling out scenes!
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steddieasitgoes · 4 months
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Steve owning a sphynx cat who is antisocial and always hides when he has people over at his house to the point where people don’t even know he has a cat. Cue Eddie screaming in terror when she makes her presence known on a random Saturday in December.
Steve scolds him for yelling because he’ll startle Princess and Eddie looking at Steve with astonishment, going: “That thing is not a Princess. It’s an abomination! It looks like Gollum!”
Princess hisses before strutting over to where Steve sits on the couch and cuddles up on his chest. And Steve just looks at Eddie like: “She’s my princess if you have a problem with her there’s the door.”
Obviously Eddie’s not stupid enough to walk out on Steve over a damn cat but he’s not exactly thrilled about sharing him with the hairless monstrosity staring at him.
Jokes on him though because within two weeks he and Princess are best friends, always napping together much to Steve’s chagrin. “Guess she likes me better, Stevie.”
“Yeah because you’re both heathens!”
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jedi-starbird · 3 months
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Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.
like before Bandomeer?
The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.
"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.
Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.
'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.
"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.
"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.
after Naboo?
Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.
Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.
This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.
the Clone Wars?
The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.
Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)
The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.
"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"
"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"
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theonewhowails · 4 months
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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is
bonus? lmao
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ghostbsuter · 4 months
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Danny got comfortable on the roof, leaning froward with anticipation.
A silent thump and a person slid next to him, Danny barely gave the red head a glance.
"Any reasons to be on the roof at night?"
He shushes the vigilante, eyes not leaving the spot. It has Roy crouching next to him, watching as well.
Out of nowhere, a vampire looking fella flew around wildly, not far behind a ginger woman on a hoverboard, flying after him.
The Lady is shooting lasers with deathly accuracy, the man (?) dodging barely. It had Arsenal hum at the show.
"That's my mom." Danny points at the lady. "The guy she's hunting keeps harassing me so she took matters into her own hands."
Cheshire Cat lands not far away from the two, head tilted with a silent question that had Roy nodding and she is leaping away to the next roof once more.
"Why not call the authorities?" He asks, appearing less tense and more friendly to the teen.
The kid whistles sharp with a grin before answering.
"Tried, unfortunately, he's super rich with influence and connection. So here we are." He shrugs.
While they watch the chaos a bit longer, Roy ignores the insisting buzzing from his comm, Cheshire Cat probably alarmed Oliver by now.
He looks up when Danny stands, stretching.
"What was your name again?" He quirks his brow with a smile.
"I don't remember telling you."
Roy rolls his eyes, joining the teen to his feet. "So?"
"Danny."
He steps off the roof before Roy can react, a shout building up, until he sees the kid sitting on the hoverboard of his mother, her hand ruffling his hair.
"See ya, Arsenal."
They're long gone when Arsenal huffs, laughing.
"Until next time, Danny."
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