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#cats for the win
askgeordi · 2 years
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Geordi, can we get a dog?
-Cutie
Uuuh...
A dog?
Can we have pets at the department?
Wait, are any of us allergic to dogs?
I've never had a dog or a cat before, so i don't know
I did have a parrot once
He never shut up, but he was cute
Yeah, i don't see why not, Cutie! But before making any decisions, what kind of dog would you want to have?
What would be better? A big one or a small one?
Big ones are normally calm, but they get everything dirty...
Small ones are cute
And they don't make such big messes
Oh but chiwawas are a pain in the ass
They're like toddlers
But worse
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nimblelizard · 9 months
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LOOK AT THEM
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obsob · 2 months
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to be loved is to be held!!! print
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dykealloy · 4 months
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god's favourite ragdoll princess and the most miserable girl in the world
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cappycodeart · 4 months
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The monarchy is in shambles.
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jedi-starbird · 21 days
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Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic
They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.
It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.
Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.
I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.
Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.
When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!
Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.
Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.
A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.
The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.
"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.
When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.
What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.
OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.
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hastyart · 2 months
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pov: you run the unluckiest shooting booth at a carnival
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thebayclans · 2 months
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Prologue pages 3-5
previous | next
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catfindr · 10 months
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tubbytarchia · 2 months
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I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months
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Game night results (from this poll)
Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!
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escuerzoresucitado · 1 year
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natelia-aldelliz · 1 year
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Ghost after meeting Soap.
Price : Have you slept?
Ghost : Depends what day it is
Price : Go to bed.
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qdkdraws · 12 days
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"Follow the weird red thing" I found a way to include the cursed cat in my little AU. Why do we need the White Rabbit if we have this? :D
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cat-cosplay · 9 months
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