Reasons I am a catgirl:
- My hair is very soft and I need you to pet it but also if you try to without me giving you permission I will hiss at you.
- I will bite you ❤️ (affectionate)
- Will complain that my food bowl (refrigerator) is empty when it very much is not.
- Neurodivergent
- I will purr if you give me scritches.
- Will curl up in your lap and trap you
- I do not trust you, but once I do I love you and I will not leave your side
- I will meow at you if you show me affection.
- Good night vision
- Always sleepy
- I am beautiful adorable and pretty and I know it
- I will get stunlocked if you throw cheese at me
- You are honored to be graced with my presence
- Climb all the things want be talll, want to lord over my empire
- I'm not in love with you it's just a coincidence I'm always so close to you and always want to be near you what are you talking about
- I will bite you ❤️ (horny)
- socks
- Get yelled at for eating cardboard
- I know what I am doing is not allowed and I am not guilty about it
- headpats good yes giv
- Will fidget with things I should not fidget with, (I have zapped myself licking power cables before)
- Will get the zoomies at 3 am sometimes
- I will bite you ❤️ (annoyed)
- Will mlem if I am feeling particularly neurodivergent sometimes
- What do you mean I had food 3 minutes ago I'm hungy
- knock things over (accident)
- What do you mean I haven't eaten since yesterday I don't need any food
- knock things over (on purpose)
- you can't tell me what to do
- this water has bad vibes I will not drink this
- transfem who knows how to code
- doctor needs to steal my balls (bottom surgery)
- my hair is long and flowing and perfect
- you are soft and I am allowed to and I like you so I am going to fidget with your skin and also bite you ❤️
- responds considerably better to positive reinforcement
- milk is so yummy give me all of it
- I know I shouldn't be awake but night time is freedom
- drink directly from the faucet no one can stop you
- I will bite you ❤️ (felt like it)
- probably more idk
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