#catstory

[findthenorthstar]

Understanding a cat

Micheal had recently become a god. Being an inherently regular and rather lonely individual his first act with his new found power was simply to understand how his cat was feeling. Frankly overstepping communication boundaries that the cat had clearly tried to set, which Micheal had missed in his previous idiotic nature. 

Micheal immediately felt a great and sudden pain. One with reasons that are quite hard to put into words, but as you've taken the time to read or listen to this I guess I should try to explain in an easier to consume way. A way that Micheal would have understood before he became slightly less idiotic. 

The human race in a famous decision had decided that the world and all of the universe must exist in a third dimensional space. Believing that because this is what we see and how we interact with the world, this is how things must be. Not taking the time to think that deciding our perspective is the default one is rather narcissistic. For example Micheal’s eyes had the ability to see three primary colors, which scientists and other important men have decided are red, yellow and blue. Mantis shrimps however can see up to twelve primary colors, which because the scientists can't see them, never got a name. The mantis shrimp of course gave all these colors a name but has realized that the scientists most likely won't care about his opinion. All of this is based on science, with the understanding that because science works this way for us it must work this way for everything.

What the human race didn’t factor in, with its own apparent narcissism, is that science is relatively non-linear for most species and most species play by human rules because humans seem rather like a mean clique at your local high school, and they don’t want to be talked down to. This is why the sudden shock of seeing life and the somewhat unconventional, decidedly cooler version of science his cat had, gave Michael the start of a great deal of pain. 

Furthermore, a great deal of rather unconventional scientists decided that humans feel a base set of emotions, and therefore a lot of the animals and other organisms that humanity didn't let name themselves, must feel the same way. That or that these organisms must be fundamentally simpler, and be less complex, because no one is allowed to be better than humanity. What humanity didn't keep in mind is that these organisms don't care about humanity or its rules, and were only polite enough not to correct us for getting their name wrong. 

For this reason it was incredibly hard for Micheal to understand his cat as his brain had to make room for several new emotions that he previously had no clue about. This also provided an incredible amount of pain. 

Finally the Egyptians believed Cats were some form of revived holy symbol. Which is like seeing a fish flying in space and saying I guess it could survive in water as well, but cats didn’t mind being bragged about, even if it came from the same people making a giant triangle for an organism who is already dead. This belief though as well as the popular saying “A cat has nine lives” isn’t too far off, in the sense that nine isn't too far off from infinity. 

All cats, essentially are one cat, and we're annoyed that humans can't figure that out, not that they think they couldn't explain it, they just haven't had the motivation to yet. Essentially the same cat which if we go by michaels understanding is called Admiral  after it dies is born as a new cat, and has repeated this cycle for every single cat that we currently know and will continue forward into every cat we will hence know. This cycle will theoretically happen until the entire universe is swallowed up by black holes, and most likely after, as a cat will infinitely land on its feet even if it has been spaghettified by gravity.

Micheal in one moment, understood not only Admiral, but all the names Admiral had received, as well as his annoyance of everyone ignoring his say on the matter. Micheal also understood all eighteen-thousand-five-hundred and fifty-four emotions “Admiral” has felt in his life. Despite all of these emotions, ironically the one missing was the feeling of ennui. As despite all the lives this cat has lived, he had never yet felt too bored, even when put into a box by an insane philosopher, or launched into space by a group of patriots. 

You see despite living so long, the cat had not yet grown tired of tuna, and warm sun rays, that it felt with a different perspective of the world, and experienced with different emotions. This all hurt poor Micheals head, but despite all of this Michael mainly had just felt bad that it invaded the cat's personal life, as he finally understood the cat to be a great deal annoyed by this.

#writing #short story #oh dear god #eldritch #story #cat #catstory #cat funny #cat lovers #i got bored #I woke up and this was here #i will never recover

[beecatstudio]

happy home with cat ❤️

#digitalwatercolor #beecatstudio #cat #myillustration #artists on tumblr #art #catstory #daily life #everyday #cat comic

[minus34degrees]

My Cambidian cat stories.

Maybe one day I will refresh my LA days but not now. Now ready to admit my f-ck up.

#cambodia #phnom pehn #phnompenh #catstory #photography #portrait #cats

[jamiesonwolf]

Anakin says: "Good morning, Daddy! I'm ready for my story. Can you tell me the one about the not so brave cat that saved the world again? I like that one a lot!" #Anakin #supercute #fabulouscat #catstory https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn9ZqXau9TP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#anakin #supercute #fabulouscat #catstory

[mercer-cross-posts]

As a native speaker I feel strong responsibility for helping my hoomans learn Chinese language...and as you can see I'm doing my best 😼 #aesteticcat #fluffypaws #studybuddy #dragonli #lihuamao #catphoto #catdiary #catlifestyle #lihuamaocat #狸花猫 #猫 #bestcatsclub #bestcat #gato #meow #igmeows #catstory #gatosdelmundo #gatosendogato #gato_cats #котешкиживот #котешкиистории #котешкиработи https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceqk9FxICH1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#aesteticcat #fluffypaws #studybuddy #dragonli #lihuamao #catphoto #catdiary #catlifestyle #lihuamaocat #狸花猫 #猫 #bestcatsclub #bestcat #gato #meow #igmeows #catstory #gatosdelmundo #gatosendogato #gato_cats #котешкиживот #котешкиистории #котешкиработи

[oddballcattoys]

These two are so adorable together! I really need to have video rolling wherever we are to capture the funniest moments. Earlier today, Benny was grooming Ziggy and he was getting too rough. He nipped her and was going to tackle her as she laid on her back. She bopped him in the head with a paw on each side of his face and took off so fast, that when he lunged for her he put his snout in the water bowl! 😹😹😹 I was going to video their fight but I was too late. Hence why I need to keep a camera rolling. 🤣 . . #catfight #cattitude #supergirl #catstory #catfamily🐾 #fortheloveofcats #catsarethebest #cutestcatscommunity #kittylife #catmomlife #meowgical #outdoorcats #funwithcats https://www.instagram.com/p/CpyShD0JDY6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#catfight #cattitude #supergirl #catstory #catfamily🐾 #fortheloveofcats #catsarethebest #cutestcatscommunity #kittylife #catmomlife #meowgical #outdoorcats #funwithcats

[imtraveluv]

How to please three girls and their mommy. Read the story of Samurai the feral cat. #samuraicatstorybook #samuraicat #childrensstorybook #feralcatstorybook #feralcatstory #samuraitheferalcat #nightynightstory #cats #catstory (at San Antonio, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpxp5yeO_qC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#samuraicatstorybook #samuraicat #childrensstorybook #feralcatstorybook #feralcatstory #samuraitheferalcat #nightynightstory #cats #catstory

[airpetsrelocationservices]

#AirPets #internationalpetrelocation #relocatingpetsglobally #ipata #bonvoyage #petexport #petshipping #petshippingexperts #pettransport #pettravel #catstory #catstagram #catlover #cats #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #cat #kitten #kittensofinstagram

[imnotoldenoughforthisride]

I am a cat lover.

I love dogs too, but that's a different love. And really not at all comparable in my heart.

A cat is your bestie, your salty bitch of friend, spy, accidental comedian and commentator on your sad lack of a life.

A dog is a happy 3 yr old who never runs out of energy and tells you they love you every five seconds while you clean up their shit.

So. I went to visit family one state over. Was staying for a week or so. Met this nice cat Mr Miles, a shaggy bony orange kitty with a raspy whiny meow and nails sharp enough to pierce ears. And.....fell in love.

Miles would wait at the end of the driveway for me to come out and give him pets. He would skulk in the bushes and balefully glare at other cats to piss right off cos I was his human and he wasn't sharing.

Couldn't let him in the house cos of allergies but I'd spend an hour on the porch in the evenings sitting on cold concrete getting my legs stabbed until my butt went numb. Cat love is good love. If cats love you you know you're special. Cos they just don't put up with anyone's bs.

I thought he was a stray. But he had a fancy tracker on his collar with his name and two numbers. It's October and it's getting cold at night and I was worried. Turns out he has a home and a loving family ( we are not going to discuss families that let their cats roam. I'm a vet tech nuff said).

And he's 16. He's sixteen and he likes to roam the neighborhood. He's already brought me two rats and a mouse. Yeah he's a lil banged up from getting into it with other cats but on the whole he's in pretty good shape. I'm impressed. 16 and he loves doing the rounds as his fam says.

Anyways I head back home for two weeks and then head back down. I even bring a few cans of cat food as a small treat.

No Miles.

I start to worry. So I contact the owners cos (like a psycho I saved their number ). "Hey haven't seen Miles around, is he doing okay?" I mean he IS 16 after all. 'Oh yeah he's fine, came in late last night, he's sleeping on the bed'.

Now I have two reactions simultaneously .

Reaction one: burst into tears of relief

Reaction two: that lousy bastard. I'm here eating my heart out over him and he's sleeping in bed!?!?!

I'm already in therapy.

Maybe it's time I got my own cat.

#catloveisgoodlove #ineedacat #catstory #nocluehowtodohashtags

[bionicbasil]

Love pirate adventures and cats? This is right on your horizon!

**2015 REVISITED** Tuesday Tails ~ The Extraordinary Voyages of Cap'n Basil Blackheart & His Motley Crew ~ Part 9

#cats #catlovers #pirates #piratecats #adventure #catblog #catdads #catmoms #catmums #cutecats #catlife #freestory #catstory #fun #epic #voyage #pet

[nguyenvankimhong]

🙂 ----- #catdraw #catlover #catstory #drawing https://www.instagram.com/p/ChyaQ0zPUjo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#catdraw #catlover #catstory #drawing

[beecatstudio]

just checking if it is safe for human 😼

#digitalwatercolor #beecatstudio #cat #catillustration #artists on tumblr #art #catdrawing #catstory #cat comic

[officialhistoryandshit]

Hindy would regularly receive letters from admirers. #caturday #caturdays #post #caturdaysaturday #catstory #cat #cats #catsinhistory #catlovers #kittycat #kitty #kitties #catlife #catlover #catworld #newspaper #newscat #workcat #famouscats #famouscat #famous #history #historybuff #historybuffs #boston #bostonpost https://www.instagram.com/p/ChxK0GhOVrQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#caturday #caturdays #post #caturdaysaturday #catstory #cat #cats #catsinhistory #catlovers #kittycat #kitty #kitties #catlife #catlover #catworld #newspaper #newscat #workcat #famouscats #famouscat #famous #history #historybuff #historybuffs #boston #bostonpost

[lovecuteanimals]

kitty birthday celebration like this 😂. . . . . #kittenrp #catshoutout #cutecatkittens #cats #catfunny #cutcatsofinstagram #cutecatsblog #exellent_kittens #ilovemycat #instacat #catsofinstagram #catlover #catlover #catfeaturefriends #softkittywarmkitty #cutecatsofworld #kittygram #catstory #cutecatcrew #funnykitten #funnycatsvideo #kittens_of_world #funnycatsmeow #cutecatkittens #catplaying #funnycatvideo #catsofistanbul #catcute #kittens_today (at United States) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfwHEZ8ow7C/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#kittenrp #catshoutout #cutecatkittens #cats #catfunny #cutcatsofinstagram #cutecatsblog #exellent_kittens #ilovemycat #instacat #catsofinstagram #catlover #catfeaturefriends #softkittywarmkitty #cutecatsofworld #kittygram #catstory #cutecatcrew #funnykitten #funnycatsvideo #kittens_of_world #funnycatsmeow #catplaying #funnycatvideo #catsofistanbul #catcute #kittens_today

[jojotvhindistoriesz]

जादुई बिल्ली की कहानियाँ - Magical Cat Stories Compilation | Hindi Stori...

#youtube #Catstories hindikahaniya HindiStories ShortStories HindiVideos VillageComedy funnystories kidscartoons kidsmoralstories

[oddballcattoys]

Omg Benny... 😹😹😹 So last night I was sitting on the left side of the couch and Dee was to my immediate right. Benny wanted to cuddle with us and was to the right of us on the floor. So instead of jumping on the couch and walking across to me, he jumps up on the back of the couch and gets tangled up in the light. After I raise that for him, he could have continued on and jumped down onto the couch arm next to me. No, instead he "jellied" onto my neck & shoulder! 😹😹😹 This boy couldn't do normal if he tried. That's why we love him so much!! (And why especially he was adopted!) . . #catsofinstagram #cattitude #sillycat #notnormal #myboy #catstory #caturdaycuties #kittylife #catmomlife #adoptdontshop #rescuedandloved #fortheloveofcats #catsmeow #cuddlycat https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpsn-9Wp7Zi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#catsofinstagram #cattitude #sillycat #notnormal #myboy #catstory #caturdaycuties #kittylife #catmomlife #adoptdontshop #rescuedandloved #fortheloveofcats #catsmeow #cuddlycat