Bruce Wayne is caught photographed with someone in a state of undress and headlines running the pictures are everywhere the next week.
Which would be par for the course for him, except this time he was photographed with a man and it wasn't even during a hook-up, despite what the pictures look like and the media speculations are all saying.
And not just any man, but Clark Kent.
They had been changing into their respective supersuits, though Bruce thanks every deity he can name that that isn’t clear in the pictures
But now, not only is Bruce getting forced out of the closet and Clark publicly along with him, both their secret identities are at risk.
When I was taking a nap, I heard some strange animal noises outside. I don't know what it was but it grew louder until I can hear it near my window. I point my flashlight at the window and I saw something move. I took a photo of it and........