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zmeess · 3 months
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i haven't really worked on any personal/non-commissioned drawings in quite a while due to just *waves hand around* life stuff, so i tried getting back into it today, and i tried getting silly with it. use a different style, a different brush texture here and there. same wizards though! sneaking a naughty wizard kiss at whatever winter holiday market exists in the empire before Essek has to recast his disguise ❄️
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time-woods · 5 months
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someone asked for my interpretations of the characters prismo and scarab wouldve made at the end of fionna and cake,
so here we have Sīdus the Fallen star and The Carmine Cavalier (also regarded as Carma (like karma))
im proud of scarabs character name simply cause cavalier used as an adjective can mean someone who doesnt care for others. also really proud of his sickle thing- its like the mandibles of a beetle but it acts like a guiding weapon rather than attacking, so he can just hook people and completely displace their movements but it can also be used for punching like brass knuckles
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was on namemc cause i was curious if the fishing madness had progressed and
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grian??????? NOW what's happened???
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jestroer · 1 year
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ah yes, my favourite team, the cockers
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nmzuka · 1 year
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virgamsysxvolumes · 3 months
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Sadako Coded
Sam Manson was one of the top gamers in the country. So of course she was invited to the annual Gamers' Gauntlet held in Gotham New Jersey. Most gamers outside of Gotham wouldn't risk the trip but Sam wasn't like most people and she had a security measure most other people just didn't. So she felt almost cocky leaving her boys behind to participate in the Gamers' Gauntlet despite her parents very vocal disapproval.
Things were going pretty great so far really. She was in the finals and had gotten into her zone, completely immersed in demolishing her competition without mercy. She'd already made two guys cry as she completely wrecked their bases. Which of course meant some putz with something to prove decided to crash the competition and rob the competition. Some muscle bound freak, Bane she was sure, that was delighting in attacking any poor nerd too slow to escape him.
Sam was infuriated but she knew she didn't have the kind of strength to put this asshole and his macho goons in his place. Unfortunately she'd need to pull in the big guns. She sighed and took the fingerless glove off her hand, the seal on her palm glowing in a vibrant green as she pressed it to the computer screen. The electricity in the entire building flickered twice before the only light came from the monitors.
A massive green eye opened up on each computer screen until the massive monitor in the center of the arena blinked and filled with static white noise and a white clawed hand slammed onto the glass from the inside. The hand was massive and slid down until it reached the frame and the fingers came out of the screen to grip it. The hand flexed as a form seemed to pull itself up from below and fill the screen.
Long snow white hair floated like smoking tendrils around a slim, shadowy figure. He reached his other clawed hand out of the screen the massive hand slamming onto the ground hard enough to be felt through the whole building as the being crawled his way out of the screen up to his waist, the rest of him still inside of the static screen. Everyone but Sam was frozen where they stood, hairs standing on end as every instinct inside of them screamed that they were facing death.
The figure glowed a pale whitish-blue, at last straightening to show their full head and torso. A sea of long white hair curled and floated around him, his skin like soft gray moonlight with vibrant acid green Lichtenburg figures streaking up his neck and part of his left cheek, his limbs were a little too long, and his eyes had black sclera and no pupils but large irises with a vibrant toxic green.
He wore a strange suit of black and white, the collar and hands, and waist were a snowy white that darkened into void black at the collarbones, elbows, and lower belly in a gradient. The screens all flickered and were consumed by static as the figure glared towards Bane.
"W̴̭͕͓͑̒͂͐h̷͕͙͔̻͂͐͑̒̏͑ŏ̵̢̪̦̹̭̅̉͛͝ͅ ̵̬̖̀̒d̷͇͚̪͕̞̞͐͐̂̇ä̶̡̢̧̢̹́̓r̴̟̩̮̠̯̺̚e̷̲̟͂̃̍̋ŝ̵̪͖̙̙̈́͝ ̵̮̉̈́̈́͂͒́t̴̞̝̖̑́ĥ̵̠͔͍̙̌̀̍͗́r̶̖̭̂͜ȩ̸̱̈́ą̴̓̓̅̓͗̇t̸̪̤̞̠͈̆͂͐e̶̥̋̕n̸͎̂̐̑̋ ̷̡͍͖̙͈̩̓͠m̸̰̒ỉ̷͍̩͂n̴͉̟̯̹̺̾̈́͘ȅ̵̥͍̘̈́͑͊͝͝?" Danny demanded his voice echoing and tripled over itself, the words a little distorted.
"You! You do not scare me!" Bane shouted digging his feet in and charging forward recklessly.
"P̶̛̫̭͇̅͗͜a̵̧̛͐ṱ̸̡̥͚͑͑͜h̷̩̦͊͊̕è̶̛͍̺̳̯̓̒t̸̗͈͋̆i̸̘͋͠ç̵̪̬̝̉͛." Danny said almost flatly, his face entirely unimpressed as he lifted one hand and slammed it down on the overly muscled druggie.
Danny hummed and then dragged the pinned man closer to himself his head tilted curiously. He lifted the man in a clenched fist like picking up a doll and turned him around to inspect him. He furrowed pale eyebrows and curiously poked at the tanks on the struggling human's back. In a somewhat callous move Danny simply yanked the tank of venom off the man's back and flicked it off to the side. Bane shrieked in anger, dismay, and some fear.
"D̵̟̦̆̋o̴͖̞͛͝ͅn̵͙̫͔̤͔̰̂͠'̷̧̖͓̇̇̎̚͘t̵̛̠̖̘̒͊̕ ̵̡̣̘̳̈́̂͘b̶̤͍̈̚̚͠ȇ̵̥̮̤̕͜ ̸̧̡̢̠̜͇́s̸͓̜͘u̵̝̰͓͚̗̬̕c̴̯̫͊h̶͉̯̮̉͌͜ͅ ̵̧̰̞͇̯͎̒͂̏̈́a̵̛̜̩̠͍͚̎̏͛͜ ̸͙͎̰͑̓͑̄b̷̢̯̳̀̍̓̾̒̑ͅa̵̺̱̬̓̾̏̕b̵̨̤̙̮̍̿ͅý̵̞̱̽͝ͅ,̴̛͍͍̣̓́ ̶̯̟̺͕͑͐͂̿̅̄w̶̹͕̳̪͐̈̓́h̶̘̓͋̍́y̶̱͖̞̤̜̗̿̋́̀ ̴̖͈͒ą̵̓͗̑̅r̵̢͚̃̎̽̈̑̑͜e̸̪͓̞̭͙͑́͐̄͒ ̸͙͚̈̈́͐̾y̷̥͙̔ō̵͙ǔ̶̯̦̭̹ ̷͚̹̮̦͑͋̈́̈́͝p̶͇̣̉̇̉́̂͘o̶͔̹͍͔͇̾̅͊į̴͙̗̼̬͂͊̒s̸̨̭̩͖͛̋͜ō̸̟̋̑̌̄n̸̪̲̰̖͗̉͗̅ͅi̸͚̻͑̈n̸̡̧̩̮̰͎͋̇̈́͗͗g̶̼͉̹͉͌͘ ̴͚̝̉͋̌̀̐y̶̰̰̌̄́̽̐͐ó̸̪͍̗̹́ũ̴̧̘̤͎̠̚r̷̘̯̗͈͌̍͒̏̿̕s̸̳̹̄̀͜͝e̵͛͜l̴̂͑͜f̸̜̣͎̳͐͝ ̶̛̦̝̦̙͈̜͐̂͑͝ă̶̛͓̭͕͌̈́̒ñ̷̖̭͍̮͖͒̓͝ỹ̶͔ẅ̵̮̥̻͔̰̂̔̽̍ą̶͌́̀̿̊ý̴̡̪͉̺̼̝̌̎͂͂͘?" Danny muttered somewhat petulantly.
Danny was a little surprised that the guy actually shrunk in his hand. He became a twiggy man in clothes far too big for him and it was quite baffling for the teen half-ghost. He turned the limp guy in his hand a couple times before losing interest and just dropping him off to the side. His glowing eyes scanned over the crowd of petrified humans and he barred his teeth his face going dead and horrifying. A bunch of them screamed and a few even fainted.
"Phantom!" Sam barked out causing the boy to flinch a little and smile sheepishly. "Stop being such a drama queen."
Danny chuckled with delight his form growing smaller as he left the massive monitor, his legs replaced with a black ghostly tail that faded near the taper. He flew over to her quickly and circled around her a few times to inspect her health before curling his tail around her waist, his hair floating around them as though he were underwater.
"Sorry, sorry." Danny apologized still giggling a little with glee at his little prank. He was much easier to understand, the echo much less than before. "They were just so spooked. Almost like they've seen a ghost!"
"Tch, anyone would be terrified of that face of yours." Sam scoffed teasing him.
"Booo, mean." Danny huffed pouting at her. She shook her head at him.
"Thanks for the save, but I don't think they're gonna bother finishing the tournament now." Sam lamented with a heavy sigh.
"Aw, bummer. That doesn't seem fair." Danny complained.
"Eh, that's what happens when a bunch of hypermasculine fuckheads decide they deserve to do whatever bullshit thing that comes into their head. There's a vegan smoothie stand I looked up nearby though if you wanna go get a smoothie with me. We just need to go see the staff and find out when they're rescheduling." Sam offered.
"Nice, should I go get Tucker? He'll be jealous if we go without him." Danny hummed thoughtfully. Sam paused before nodding.
"Yeah, you go get him real quick and I'll talk to the staff." Sam decided shooing him away.
"Back in a tic!" Danny replied cheerfully flying into the nearest computer.
The electricity returned to everything else in the building after he left, revealing that whatever goons that had followed Bane in had long abandoned him.
[Zalgo Text: "Who dares threaten mine?" "Pathetic." "Don't be such a baby, why are you poisoning yourself anyway?"]
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shower-phantom-ideas · 6 months
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Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.
“How are you here? And alive?”
Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”
He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”
Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.
#danny phantom#crossovers#dp x mcu#dpxdc#dp x dc#I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid#like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it#only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman#except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it#no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it#if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out#a sigh and facepalm#B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die.#slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer#he freezes#eyes widening#a soft but sharp intake#oh#yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut#bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time#maybe he should get more sleep after all#as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk#I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character#clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that#danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it.#oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on#danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man#gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here)#geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought
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aromantic-diaries · 3 months
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Post number 69420 about the bi to aspec pipeline but it's like saying you don't have a preference for either coke or pepsi and later learning that just you don't really like soda
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toasteaa · 14 days
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Can't talk, thinking about accidentally triggering claiming and mating behaviors in Zhongli -
There's just something about it, you know? Seeing Zhongli, a god - a former Archon- who has placed himself above his base desires and draconic instincts, struggle to hold those very same instincts back when it comes to you.
Perhaps you stayed out just a bit too long for his liking. A surprise rainstorm swept through the harbor, and once you returned to your shared home, you were absolutely soaked. Ah, but you were offered a spare coat from a coworker of yours to keep even just a bit dry - and Zhongli is quietly simmering with displeasure as that scent drowns out yours. Drowns out what should be his scent on you. That which marks you as his. It shouldn't bother him like this; he knows it wasn't intentional. He knows that you merely misjudged the forecasted rain (as you often do, despite him being overly familiar with the weather patterns of the region and reminding you of this constantly) and then accepted help from a man - a coworker, he tries to remind himself . Yet he's barely listening to you as he tugs you out of the offending article and -
Oh...it isn't enough.
There's a cloying, wretched stench stuck to your clothes, and Zhongli's patience is running even thinner as he strips you of these as well. But even after he's kicked those soiled clothes to the side and secured his own coat around you, it still isn't enough. It's as if that offending scent has permeated your skin, sunken in with the rain - and there's a deep seated, rarely seen possessiveness that takes root in his mind. One he hasnt felt since...Archons, since he last took up his former name. It's as though a white hot brand has pierced him and coiled around his senses.
Everything that is logical about this no longer matters; the only thing that makes sense to him is the sudden way he gathers you into his arms and makes haste to the bedroom. Your scent is there, as is his. And this will be a well needed reminder that he doesn't appreciate other claiming his treasure as their own.
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ironinkpen · 10 months
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The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer
Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.
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Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.
I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.
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crazyw3irdo · 9 months
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okay, i think any time anyone asks what superpower we’d like to have most everyone on this website would say shapeshifting but what kind of shapeshifting would you like
type 1- wild shape, you can turn into any animal, real or fictional
type 2- mystique, you can turn into any real person
type 3- cosplay, you can turn into any humanoid fictional character
type 4- jake the dog, you’re super stretchy
type 5- character creator, you can alter your own appearance- like changing voice hair length texture color, changing height and weight, transing gender, etc, but you can’t add anything non-human (ie horns, wings, claws, etc)
type 6- additional features, you can add things like snake eyes, horns, cat ears, tail, claws, wings, mermaid tail, but you remain humanoid overall and can’t change things like height or gender presentation or hair color. you can still change your voice tho
type 7- were-wolf, we all know what a werewolf is, lads. can be any kind of animal. can be straight up wolf or more monstrous wolf form that’s up to you.
type 8- furry, you just become your fursona. or any kind of fursona really you can change between them
type 9- antman, can become small or big
type 10- other, say what kind ya want
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aroaceleovaldez · 2 months
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forever disappointed in Rick for, when presented with the decision of "what band t-shirt do i give Nico to signify his character and style," having Nico wear a Ramones shirt when the opportunity for Nico in a Welcome To The Black Parade shirt was RIGHT THERE. PEAK EMO AND IT HAS A SKELETON ON IT-
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under-lok-n-ki · 3 months
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saw this post and had some thoughts that I needed to make known
also made a version without words just in case I wanted to post this somewhere else without having to explain anything 💀
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months
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KARKAT: BUT CAN A CIS GUY DO THIS? [DROPS PANTS. MY DICK JUST FUCKING FLOPS ONTO THE FLOOR AND BOUNCES AWAY]
ERIDAN: once in school i wwas wwalkin dowwn the hall at a brisk pace wwearin dress pants n boxers and my (HOMEMADE wwith nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out a my leg n rolled dowwn the hall a little wways
ERIDAN: thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time wwas gamzee makara the wweird stoner theology / philosophy student wwho rode his bike around the halls sometimes and he literally just looked at me and said "Aw BrOtHeR. i HaTe WhEn It DoEs ThAt" and wwalked awway
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coffeeworldsasaki · 2 months
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Another thing that makes kaladin so painfully relatable is how much his mental illness hides his personality, because between depressive episodes and trauma he's this sarcastic little shit that smiles a lot at his friends and then the depression gets to him and all that disappears
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horsegirlhob · 1 month
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Season 6 Buffy really just needed someone to give her good information about kink and BDSM and shit I'm not saying it would solve all her problems but I do think it would help with several of them.
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