#cause he'd done smth good for once

[cyberm4n]

HI I LOVED UR HYPERSEXUAL FEM READER HEADCANONS UR WRITING IS SO GOOD

Soo I'm here to request the vees (mainly vox but idc) x hypersexual Fem reader pleasee 😭🙏

if not that's okay and I hope you have a nice day/night!! feel free to delete this lol

-xoxo, Ari

THANK YOU <3333 i love the vees and ive been looking for an excuse to write them so this is perfect

vees with hypersexul reader

going with the same scenario as last time- you've just finished a round and (char) is spent but you're already ready to go again

《— vox —》

■ he seems like a 2 rounds kinda guy so after that second round and yall are just laying there he is SPENT

■ so when you roll over to lay on his chest like "one more time?" with a little smile on your face, as if yall did not just violently fuck it takes him a moment

■ he's spent, so spent. but he really wants to please you

■ he'd get used to it tbh. like he's mentally prepared everytime now but maybe sometimes he can do a round 3

■ he'd resort to toys i think, only the best for his girl <3

■ there's also something he loves about getting to hold you and watch you writhe in pleasure and he just gets to watch

■ he'd always take your preferences into mind with toys too. like if you want smth specific he's got it for you

■ i feel like he might prefer if yall are spent at the same time so the foreplay goes CRAZY

■ like it's not just foreplay it's actual rounds of getting you to cum before the main event yk

■ or sometimes he'll just ask if it'd be okay to be done for the night when he is

■ he doesn't mind either way but he'd definitely want to communicate about it

■ so yeah it might take him a little bit to adjust bit he'd be just fine!

《— valentino —》

■ okay let's be real this man fucks A LOT so he can probably do like. 3 or 4 lengthy rounds before he's tapped out

■ it's making me giggle about it but like okay val is a kinky guy, and like especially if the first time yall do anything it's a little bit rougher he is SHOCKED when you're down for more

■ he's prly into something like overstim where normally you kinda gotta reel from it after so when he's done and it takes you like. a minute or two to be like "do you wanna do it again?" he judt looks down at you so confused

■ he takes a moment, blinking. he'd definitely ask if you're kidding or smth and then finding out you're not he has to take a moment

■ like, he finds it fucking awesome but jesus christ he's finally met hsi match

■ he might use toys on you or go down on you, depends how he's feeling tbh

■ i think he'd lean towards going down on you, idk he just seems like he'd be a bit of a munch.

■ and if you're okay with it when yall fuck in the future he's constantly just seeing how far you can go before you're spent

■ long story short he's totally chill abt it when he gets used to it and thinks it's fucking great

《— velvette —》

■ okay im literally giggling and kicking my feet while typing this

■ she seems like a 2 or 3 round kind of gal

■ idk femxfem sex doesn't really go in rounds ime but like. yk.

■ so after she's spent, she's like so ready to cuddle up and sleep. but then you're caressing her cheek, nuzzling into her neck. "again?" you murmur and she has to take a moment

■ cause like, she's just super surprised you're still ready for another.

■ she'd ask the most questions abt it. like she'd want to just know more so she can support you better

■ she'd go down on you tho! anytime! she definitely has toys but she seems like the type to be more inclined to eat you out

■ if she gets tired of that she'd use a toy on you. but she stays engaged the whole time, super attentive.

■ she's a service switch so like getting to keep you pleased like this makes her feel good and she doesn't mind at all

■ once again, all of them would embrace it and they do not mind at all!

■ if you guys with the poly hc for the vees i think it just makes it so much better for them to know it's really hard to burn you out

■ i loved this request ty <3

taglist: @reaper-of-light-12 @mxxny-lupin @wisteria-songs @t3llas @concentratedconcrete @pansexual-opera-house @dionysusismypatrongod

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel smut #hazbin hotel x reader #vox x reader #vox smut #valentino #valentino smut #valentino x reader #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette smut #velvette x reader #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #the vees

[restinslices]

Lin Kuei Bros: Play Fighting

Smoke so dramatic-. Anyway, don’t ask why I thought of this. The voices were loud

Bi-Han

Play fighting with any of them is bold as fuck but HIM? You don't like your life 

I'm not saying he's gonna straight up assault you but out of all the brothers, he has the highest chance of hitting you hard as shit on accident 

He probably wouldn't even like play fighting that much. He'd prefer sparring cause at least you're working on your skills. Why you just fucking around?

You gotta catch him on the right day. Some days he's busy and some days he's just legit not in the mood. 

“Imma start it off slow. Imma scope the scenery out-”

If you somehow get this man to cooperate, first of all good job. Second of all, y'all do not stop until you give up. 

The type to pin you down and not let go until you admit he won. If you refuse, you're legit not moving. 

This is a big guy so you're not moving him. You give up, he lets go and you manage to crack a smile out of him

We never see him smile in the game but listen bitch, I'm here for the fantasy-

If he's not in the mood, I can see him just saying “no” like you're a puppy or smth. 

You'd go to swing on him again and he'd either grab your hand or give you a look that tells you he's being serious 

Going back to him accidentally hitting you hard as shit, he's used to sparring with two other buff ass men. Imma guess you're not as buff as them, and some of y'all reading this ain't men. Accidents are bound to happen 

You'd think the Grandmaster would have more control but I just think it slips sometimes. He's stupidly prideful and he's used to sparring so sometimes that's where his mind goes. Also once again, he probably sometimes forgets a hit Kuai Liang could handle is a hit that'll take years off your life. 

I would love to say he gets on his knees and apologizes but this is the same man who betrayed his brothers and was like “why y'all tweaking?” so um… 

You're gasping for air and he's “see why I always say no?”

I feel like I'm making him sound abusive but as someone who's play fought with my older siblings, they hit you hard as shit then tell you you're a bitch when a tear slips out. Why the fuck are you hitting me this hard in my chest? You got 5+ years on me-

He's an older brother. He's gonna hit hard. I swear it's in their DNA 

And if he does apologize it's not really verbal. He checks to make sure your limbs are alright then offers to do something else. 

“Are you gonna say you're sorry?” “For?” “For almost breaking my damn lung” “You started this”

You'd expect that the next time you wanna play fight he'd decline cause he doesn't wanna hurt you again. Wrong. 

Remember he's an older brother. THE older brother. Y'all squaring up again. You don't care about your health so fuck it. 

Honestly would be super fun besides the limb you're gonna lose 

Kuai Liang

Would be more cooperative than Bi-Han but still isn't overly excited to play fight 

Bi-Han is the “tell mom. I don't care” older brother. Kuai Liang is the “wait wait wait, I'm sorry. You can hit me back. Calm down. You want some candy?” older brother 

Fully aware he could cause terrible injuries but as time passes on, he relaxes more 

Definitely play fought as a kid but after Tomas started jumping everytime he heard his voice, he thought “maybe I need new hobbies”.

You’ve interrupted his recovery

He actively focuses on holding back and being soft even if you tell him not to

“Hit me harder” “No❤”

Honestly a fun time though. He holds back when it comes to strength but still tussles with you. Also let's you get hits in even when he could easily dodge them. 

If he accidentally injured you frfr, he's checking up on you immediately and says y'all stopping for today. 

“No, I'm ok” “Can you even breathe right now?” “Uhhh… yes😀” “We're done”

For sure feels like an asshole depending on how bad you're hurt. He's not sliding down the wall in pain but he's like “damn, that was a little too hard”. 

“You can hit me back” “No. I've seen Twilight” “What?” “It's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. I'm not doing that”. (Now I wanna write you making them watch Twilight. I'm never gonna be rid of this addiction-)

You gotta hit him back so y'all can be even. It's the only way to move on

Y'all are not doing that shit again for at least another week or so. 

“We gotta scrap right here right now” “No”

Does the thing older siblings do when they put their hand on your head so when you swing at them, you're just hitting air. 

It's so infuriating so you gotta stop. 

The next time though, you swear you're gonna win. You will not. 

Tomas Vrbada

The most willing and having the most fun 

Tomas has two older brothers that probably jumped him on several occasions growing up and you're gonna try and convince me he doesn't have aggression to get out?

People would probably expect he's the softest but no. He's the youngest. As the youngest myself I can assure you, we are used to putting our all in these fights cause we gotta use all our strength to defeat these evil mfs we live with. Sometimes it's not enough-

You're not his older sibling so he's not scrapping like his life depends on it but I do think he's hitting somewhat hard 

Not as hard as Bi-Han, not as soft as Kuai Liang 

You feel his hits but it's not knocking the wind outta you 

Super fun cause he's also using the environment. Definitely is grabbing a pillow and starts swinging it at you. Definitely is running around the couch to chase you. Definitely has thrown you but made sure to aim at something soft. He's probably even turned off the lights then threw a folded blanket at you 

“Cheater” “Don't be upset you didn't think of it first”

You're fighting but laughing at the same time. There's no real tension. Just fucking around. 

Probably starts initiating it too

If he does injure you fr, for a split second he'd actually see it as a victory then he'd remember you're not his older brothers and is like “oh shit-”. 

Injuring those two would mean freedom (or a worse jumping. really depends), injuring you is not good. 

He knows how bad those hits can hurt so he makes sure you're alright. He's not watching you as much as Kuai Liang would but he'd still make sure you're not overly sore. 

He doesn't feel as bad as Kuai Liang would cause he kinda knows this shit happens. Kuai Liang kinda got a little bit of guilt cause Tomas gets into a fighting stance when he raises his hand up. Tomas hasn't victimized anyone so he's more chill about these situations 😭

Tells you random ass stories about when he used to play fight with his brothers. 

“One time Bi-Han threw me in the air and Kuai Liang jumped to catch me only to throw me against the wall”

“This reminds me of when Bi-Han swept my feet from under me and Kuai Liang jumped on me”

“What is it called when someone jumps on you elbow first?”

“This one time I woke up to them standing over me. I knew it was a wrap”

“One time Bi-Han slapped the back of my neck so hard, it was red for at least a week”

“One time Kuai Liang-” “Tomas… you need a therapist” “I don't think that's what it is”

Unlike Kuai Liang who makes you wait, he's cool with scrapping days later. 

Actually says “time out” when he wants a break. Also says “time in” fast as fuck though to catch you off guard 

Legit the most fun brother. I don't make the rules (except I do). 

I did not mean to write the least for Kuai Liang but I was really brain empty for him. Y’all should give me ideas, thanks bookie

#bi han x y/n #bi han x reader #bi han sub zero #mk1 bi han #kuai liang #kuai liang x y/n #kuai liang x reader #kuai liang scorpion #kuai liang mk1 #tomas vrbada #tomas vrbada smoke #tomas vrbada x y/n #tomas vrbada x reader #mk1 #mk1 2023 #mk1 x reader #mk1 x y/n #mk1 x you #lin kuei #lin kuei brothers #legit in love with all three of them #making grown buff men bby girls #babygirlification

[soobswvrld]

ENHYPEN WITH A S/O WHO BAKES !

L.HEESUNG

STOP HE'S SO CUTE

he makes sure the dorm has whatever u need to bake so u can do it there

has whole playlists that are made specifically for you stress baking, holiday baking, sad baking, happy baking, or just baking

back hugs you the whole time

mumbles sweet things in ur ear OR SINGS

prob tried to help you but ended up spilling 3 different ingredients in a span of 4 minutes so he yelled, causing you to spill a little too, he then proceeded to fuss over you cause some flour or smth got on ur clothes

does all the dishes <3 <3 <3 while complaining LMAOOO

he demands kisses as payment

def takes a bunch of pictures of you baking

proudly shows off ur baked goods

once they come out of the oven he immediately eats it with no hesitation

and u have to watch him go " ha WUT HA Wt"

P.JONGSEONG

he would start cooking dinner or lunch while you bake

he would start rambling abt whatever and u would talk abt ur day

it's honestly one of his favorite things to do with u cause its so domestic

he would find things at the grocery store in the baking section and buy them

definitely would show u recipes that he thinks u would like

u two clean together and switch off roles

share the food with the rest of enha

ITD BE SO CUTE

u all eat the food together and it's vv wholesome

GIVES U THE BIGGEST PORTION OF FOOD

AND U GIVE HIM THE BEST PART OF WHATEVER U MADE

my man is LOVESICK (0x1=lovesong)

S.JAKE

THIS MAN

head in hands he makes a pillow fort and sets up a movie while u bake so u can eat it in there

ITS SO HOME-Y homey? home like?

creates a whole ambiance

sits in the corner and listens to u talk abt ur day

if u ran out of something u need he is out the door and buying it

prob takes the bowls and utensils once ur done using them and washes them

IM SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT

P.SUNGHOON

HE BOTHERS U SM

puts flour on u

screams when u put some on him

u two always have a flour fight

Once u threw some in his face he stood there frozen for a minute and wordlessly wiped his face

then moved towards u til ur back hits the counter and puts his hands on the counter on either side of u and is like

"don't do that, it's mean " in a deep voice

and ur blushing cause whAT

then he does his cute little smile and throws flour in ur face

ends up running away giggling

wipes ur face when u two are done throwing flour at each other

as u keep baking he cleans up the giant mess u two he made

if ur counting out loud how much u put in he'd start saying random numbers

you: 1...2....3

sunghoon at the same time: 48..29..30

actually keeps count tho cause he'd feel bad if he messed u up

eats the baked goods and exaggerates his reaction to the food to make u laugh

he wants to mix the batter so he can show off his muscles

K. SEONWOO

he puts on a kdrama in the background

got u two matching aprons

eats the batter

sunoo: *eyeing the batter*

you: don't even

sunoo: don't even what? I don't even know what ur talking abt

*silence*

sunoo, at the speed of light: dips his finger in and puts it in his mouth

you: sunOO NO

sits next to the oven waiting for it to be ready

u two do rock paper scissors on who is cleaning what

pretends he's gonna have the first bite then gives it to u

Y. JUNGWON

he's so *sobs*

if u stress bake when it's exam season he makes sure to take some butter out every weekend so it can become room temp just in case

constantly looking over ur shoulder to see what ure doing

u don't even see the mess u makes because jungwon got it

u spilled? it's already wiped

u just used that bowl? already washing it

PREHEATS THE OVEN CAUSE HE KNOWS U WILL FORGET

pls jungwon would sometimes purposely wipe flour or smth on u so he can wipe it for u

he just wants to be close to u leave him alone

makes sure no one bothers u while ur in the zone

finds recipes and shares it with u

eats whatever u make no questions asked

one time u gave him something Niki made and he slowly nodded and made a face of pure disgust

jungwon: ....you made this...?

you: yes, do u like it?

jungwon: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

you: I spent hours making it just for you!

jungwon: that's so interesting ahhahhhahhahha

jungwon looked so disturbed HELP HE DIDNT WANA HURT UR FEELINGS BUT HE ALSO WANTED TO BE HONEST

jungwon: you know I love you, so sos oso sso much, right?

you: I love you too wonnie

jungwon: so don't take this the wrong way but this tastes like I ate expired cheese

you: ....

jungwon: IM SORRY ILL EAT ALL OF IT IM SORRY

you: haAHAHHAHHAHHAH

jungwon: ?

you: Niki made it

jungwon: oh.. I knew that

when u gave him what you actually made his face lit up

he had the biggest smile HES SO CUTE PLS

N. RIKI

bothers u the whole time pt. 2

constantly asking if ur done yet

dances while u bake and tries to get u to dance too

don't even think abt sharing what u made with everyone else cause Niki would eat it all

another one who would eat the batter

would also put the batter on u

and u would put some on him

and he would start talking abt how ur trying to ruin his career

Niki: I cant believe u would do this... you RUINED me.... MY GORGEOUS SKIN YOU-YOu RUINED IT!

you thought he was reenacting a drama LMAOOO

u just stood there waiting til he was finished

BUT HE KEPT GOING

so u cut him off saying

you: lets break up

Niki: what

and u just kiss him and keep baking

Niki gets so confused

he's all like I'm not complaining but WHAT WAS THAT

he gets over it

Niki's the type to make random tiktoks while u bake LMAOOO

ur mixing the batter and all of a sudden Niki is next to u and doing the anti fragile dance

u do a staring contest to see who does the dishes and who cleans the counter

he always ends up laughing so u get to choose what u clean

A/N!

First fic done B) hope u liked it !

#enhypen x reader #enhypen imagines #enhypen x yn #enhypen x you #enhypen headcanons #enhypen fluff #heesung fluff #heesung x reader #jay x reader #jay fluff #enhypen jay x reader #jake x reader #jake x yn #enhypen jake x reader #sunghoon x reader #sunghoon x yn #sunghoon fluff #sunoo fluff #sunoo x reader #jungwon fluff #jungwon x reader #ni ki x reader #niki fluff #niki x reader #heesung x you #heesung x yn

[aiiku]

cocoon.

miya osamu x gn reader

word count ~1k

synopsis sharing is caring.

tags pure fluff, university au, established relationship, slice of life.

notes a little warm up with the prompt jumper! wanted to do smth light-hearted and not so deep for once :) uni bf osamu is the dream 😵‍💫

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"Is that my jumper?"

With his eyes half-lidded and his mouth flattened into a too-firm line, Osamu's seen you for all of ten seconds and he looks done with you already.

"You mean our jumper?" you ask, trying (and failing) to hide the curve of a cloying smile.

His own pressed-flower lips look soft, pink and inviting despite their downturn; you don't know whether you want to admire the artwork for longer, or slot your own mouth against his and kiss some life back into his petals. You bite the inside of your cheek, stifling your laughter before it arises at the glare he shoots your way.

"My jumper," he emphasises, tugging on the hem that you'd been playing with mindlessly, "that you swore up and down you hadn't seen."

"Maybe we just have the same one," you suggest with a shrug. It's not hard to see through your words, but it's fun to watch him roll his eyes and bat away your hand when you try to hold him. "Come on, don't be like that, 'Samu."

"I turned my whole room over looking for that," he grumbles, walking ahead and making his way to your shared lecture. "Turns out you're a liar and a thief."

"I'm sorry," you giggle, locking both of your hands around his arm before he can pull away. "It's just so comfy!"

"I know," he replies, tugging back on his arm to no avail. "That's why I bought it."

"I'll give it back to you tomorrow." You grin when he finally gives up on pulling his arm away. "Promise."

"That means nothing to me," he scoffs, shaking his head. "Giving me trust issues and shit."

"You're so dramatic, you know that?" You roll your eyes. "Maybe I should just keep it."

"Maybe I should just break up with you, then," he teases, smirking at the bitter scowl that turns your lips.

You want to crush his petal-soft lips to fine, pollen-sized dust.

"You wouldn't dare," you grumble, pinching the skin of his bicep in retaliation.

"Fucking— ow," he hisses, complaining under his breath as you rub a soothing circle over the sore spot. "Definitely breaking up with you now."

"'Do it again,' did you say?"

"Don't you dare." He narrows his eyes at you until you hold your free hand up in surrender. With a quiet huff, your mini feud is over, and you find yourselves already at the door to the lecture hall.

You follow Osamu up the stairs to the seats at the back, settling down and talking since the lesson has yet to start. He tells you about how he had even resorted to digging through Atsumu's cupboard in search of the beloved jumper you're wearing. You snicker at the snarl in his voice when he says his brother had even asked for money before letting him look through the mess.

"You owe me ¥5,000 for putting me through all that, by the way." He shudders, remembering the mouldy food he'd discovered folded between Atsumu's jerseys. If that were to ever get out of Atsumu's cupboard, it would cause worldwide devastation. "¥10,000, actually. He's a pig."

"Do I look like I have that kind of money, 'Samu?"

"Nah, you look dumb," he smirks. "Especially in that ugly sweater."

"Guess I'll just keep this ugly sweater all to myself, then."

"Oi, no, I want it back," he grumbles, pouting at the failed turn of events. "It's not ugly, just doesn't suit you."

It's a lie — and he knows you know it — but the irritated look you shoot him anyway is endearing.

"It looks better on me than it ever did on you," you reply, raising your chin and looking away from him. "Jealousy isn't a good look on you, Miya."

Out of the corner of your eye, you can see a boyish grin break out across his face, loud as sunflowers. You're glad the lecture hall is still fairly empty because you don't manage to escape Osamu's teasing hands. He throws an arm around your shoulder to hold you in place whilst his other makes its way to your waist to tickle you.

"'Samu!" you squeak, jumping in his grasp. You're helpless, squirming in his grasp until your knee knocks against your desk. People turn at the sudden noise and you duck away from their curious stares as if you aren't grimacing, clutching your knee like it will fall apart without your hold on it. Osamu snorts as he eases up, watching you rub over the sore spot. When you glare up at him, he blinks, lily-innocent. "I hate you."

"Nah, you don't" — you do just a little at this moment, but you both know the feeling will pass quickly — "come here."

You lean away from him, but he's nothing if not adamant as he springs closer to your side to press a quick kiss to your temple.

His hand replaces your own, and you aren't quite sure how, but the touch feels much more healing when it comes from him. It's unfair, you think, but you won't complain about the sudden warmth that blooms beneath his palm, the peace his nurturing brings about.

His chin digs into the bed of your shoulder when he rests it there, but you ignore the pain in favour of scrunching your nose when he plants another budding kiss on your face.

"You look cute, dumbass," he murmurs, leaning in as if he's going to kiss you once more, lips wind-swept wisps that brush against you. He bites your cheek gently instead. "I still want it back, though."

#miya osamu x reader #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #osamu x reader #mine #mine.hq

[buggaboizz]

Kwazii Ref Sheet +Character Details and Backstory!

Character Details!

Headshot:

He has a gold tooth, lol

Also, though he does wear an eye patch and has a scar there, he does in fact still have that eye. He wears it cause Calico Jack wore one.

Earrings:

I once read in someone else's headcannon that pirates would have a gold earring that said their home (like, in case they died away or smth) and I thought that was SO cool, so his say "Octopod" (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Fish Biscuit

I just needed something to fill the space, he does love fish biscuits tho

Bandana

It's a red bandana with gold stitching that once belonged to Calico Jack. It was given to Kwazii before Calico Jack left for the Amazon River. Ever since he has worn it on his tail as a piece of his long lost Grandfather.

Knife

It's the knife from his pirate days. It doesn't get much use nowdays, but he loves using it whenever he can.

Kwazii's Backstory

Kwazii's father left as soon as he was told she was pregnant. Luckily, Kwazii's mom wasn't alone in this as she had her dad, Calico Jack. Unfortunately, she didn't make it through child birth, so Calico Jack had to face this on his own.

Kwazii was raised mostly out on the sea, being a pirate and learning the ways of the water.

Kwazii was only 14 when Calico Jack set off for the Amazon River. He didn't want Kwazii coming as he knew it would be dangerous, but he promised he would come back to him. He left Kwazii with his bandanna, the only surviving piece of his grandfather.

Kwazii spent years searching for Calico Jack. Sailing across the seas, searching every dock and town, but he never found him. He did sometimes find Calico Jack's old crew, but they all said the same thing. They didn't know where he was or what happened to him, or even worse, that he was dead.

Kwazii was at a dock town when he got into a fight with some sailors. He was sitting in an alleyway, beaten and bruised, when someone walked up to him. Barnacles was in the Navy when his ship came to this place. He was just having a night on the town when he found Kwazii. Kwazii was just some beat up kid in an alley with no parents or family, so he took him in and fixed him up. Of course he couldn't stay long as he was in the Navy, but for that short moment in time, he was the family Kwazii needed.

Why did Kwazii Join The Octonauts?

Kwazii continued searching for Calico Jack, and continued getting the same results. Years past until at the age of 22 he found himself at a dock. He overheard some Seagulls talking about this group of people that went around the world's oceans and helped creatures in need. He learned more about these people, they were called The Octonauts.

He had decided that he had done enough searching, that he needed to make something of his life. He was wasting himself and his life just searching, so he decided to join. But, deep down inside, he still had hopes that maybe he'd find Calico Jack on his journeys with them.

When he had his interview, Captain Barnacles was out, so Dashi was doing it. They decided it would be good to have a pirate on the team. Who knows the sea better than a pirate? Plus, he was very passionate about it. So he was made a member of the team.

Later when Barnacles returned he went to meet their new recruit. They recognized each other as soon as they laid eyes on one another. It was a very happy reunion. Kwazii finally had the permanent family he needed.

Headcannons and Bits

-Kwazii plays the fiddle

-Him and Barnacles like to groom together

-Kwazii was named after his mother

-He LOVES getting pets and scratchies

-He sleeps in a hammock

-His fur coloring is based off a local stray cat named Pickles (they are very sweet)

-Kwazii uses A LOT of pirate slang

-Kwazii transitioned after Calico Jack had left, so he didn't know Kwazii was now a boy. But once he was back they did have a heart to heart talk about it (CJ loves and supports Kwazii no matter what) that was also the first time the team learned he was trans (only Peso knew, cause doctor things)

-You can point to ANY of his scars and he'll tell this crazy story of how he got it

-He LOVES snuggling

-He HATES licorice (but that's cannon)

#octonauts #art #octonauts fanart #redesign #kwazii #octonauts headcanon #headcanon #backstory #Kwazii has trauma #captain barnacles #cat #pirate #pirate things #calico jack

[creeky-cricket]

If the Freddies saw you upset/sad

It's sad boy hours, so as any sane person would do let's consult fictional bears that do not exist. 😀👍

Normal Fred: Upon seeing you upset, he'd probably be like "What's the matter, who was it?" even if he wasn't 100% sure you were sad. If you were up to talking with him, he'd make sure the others knew not to bother you two until you were done. No matter what you were upset about, you'd reach a compromise. Especially if it was because of one of the others in the pizzeria. This man is probably the most stone-cold, resting bitch face of the Freddies, but man would he fight for you. and I mean fight. He'd get into heated arguments with the others if they were to have caused you discomfort. And god forbid they caused you bodily harm. But, regrettably, if you didn't want him to do anything about this, he'd respect that too.

Toy Fred: When he sees you upset, he turns his entire attention to you, no matter if he's playing his game, talking to someone or anything. If you're sad, you're now his top priority. If you need to vent about things, you can. But that's after he makes sure you're not physically hurt and after he brings you to a comfier more 'suitable' place for you to calm down (probably somewhere where it's just you and him). I feel like he's pretty emotional, so by the end of it he'd either be smiling with you now that you're happy, or he'd be upset with you and would keep you close until the both of you felt better.

Withered Fred: (Let's just say you were hiding away somewhere, probably in the bathroom or smth) He would have been looking for you for a while, asking all the others if they had seen you (even going as far as to ask the toys) when they all said they didn't know he kinda assumed you had gone home, but he continued to look just in case. Once finding you he'd kinda be a bit surprised, not really knowing what to do. Even if you weren't crying he could definitely tell you weren't in the best state of mind. I think his first thought would be to hug you. He would definitely tell you that you can talk to him, but he probably won't give good advice, and most times he doesn't, he just can't relate to most things. But he would sit there and listen to you all day if you needed to.

Funtime Fred: Seeing you upset sends a spiral of emotions through his head, the main ones being anger and guilt. Who did this? Why wasn't he there to protect you from it? What happened? ect... He'd just stare at you for a moment, a blank expression on his face. Your moving would probably be the thing to snap him out of it. His first question would be if you were alright. And he doesn't necessarily mean mentally. This is him asking if you were hurt, When seeing you like this his brain immediately jumps to you being injured and him just not being there quick enough. But once telling him the real reason he'd calm down, letting you cry into his chest or even just sparking up a small conversation to make you laugh. He hates seeing you down like this, he always feels partially responsible. But no matter the reason you're upset, he's dead set on making you feel better. Rockstar Fred: He'd kinda just take it as a joke at first, Seeing you sat at your desk with an upset face was actually something he's seen quite a bit, just from being generally annoying and you get irritated. But this was different, and he learned that pretty quick. And would probably go into a sort of 'panicked' state, not really knowing what to do, but when he realised that wasn't helping he quickly calmed himself down, before kneeling in front of your chair and grabbing your hands, his voice softer than usual. He'd tell you how he's not really equipt for this, and he doesn't know how much he can help, but he's here for you. And you can tell him anything. Especially if it's something he's done to upset you. Kinda like Withered Fred, he doesn't really know how to sympathise with you on some things, but if he can sympathise with you he'd share his thoughts. And of course, he'd 100% be up to becoming a cuddle buddy for the day if that's what you need.

Lefty: If he were to see you upset, he'd probably also think it's a sort of prank at first, looking around for the punchline, but realise quickly that it isn't and would slowly walk over to you, acting normal for the most part before he asks if you're alright. No matter the answer he'd come over and stand beside you, looking at you, before tilting your head to look at him. "What's the matter, [y/n]?" He'd ask gently, observing the way you reacted before either listening to everything or pulling you into his arms. Either way, it would probably end up with him being partially overprotective of you for the next hour or so, feeling like he was obligated to keep you happy.

Glamrock Fred: He'd act a lot like Toy Fred in a sense, with his entire attention turning to you and being willing to move to a separate place so it would be easier for you to talk to him. But unlike toy Freddy he'd try not to overwhelm you with questions, feeling like that wouldn't help you in the slightest. He's definitely the most equipped for this sort of thing, like it was even up for debate wanting you to feel better again. He'd sit there and let you talk, he'd listen and even give advice. No matter the reason you were upset he'd try to deal with it. Was it someone in the Pizza Plex? He'd deal with it. Was it something outside of the Pizza Plex? He'd try his best to sort it. And if it was something he did? He'd compromise. You were very special to him and he didn't want to lose you. Over anything.

A little bonus for the Rockstar Freddy fans:

I feel like he wouldn't be totally up for physical affection around the others. Especially not cuddling cuddling. But if you were upset, he wouldn't give it a second thought. Either laying down somewhere comfortable for the both of you, letting you use him as a pillow, or carrying you around like nothing as you just relaxed in his arms it didn't matter, as long as it made you feel better. This is probably the calmest anyone has ever seen him too. He didn't want to be his usual loud self, so he'd either only talk to people he knew he could tolerate or just not talk to anyone but you, as to not scare you or upset you further.

#cricket_hole #fnaf lefty #funtime freddy #glamrock freddy #rockstar freddy #toy freddy #fnaf #fnaf headcanons #five nights at freddys #withered freddy #freddy fazbear #fnaf 1 freddy #sad #sad headcanon #..im a little biased but i think i like withered freddy's the best.. #HES JUST SO.. BABY GIRL??

[skywarpie]

Some dad copia thoughts/hcs below the cut

He'd always wanted to have kids but was worried that he wouldn't be a good parent bc he didn't exactly have any role models on the subject

( also considered himself unattractive so chances of having a partner were less than likely in his opinion. )

He'd never really given any thought to the idea of the kids being biologically his or not; happy with the idea of just having one

Is still in his cardinal era when he finds out about expecting the first baby. And spends at least a week wrestling with himself if he wants to keep it or not bc he'd never considered being the one to carry it.

After doing research and accepting that he really does want the baby, he stops taking his t-shot since there's risks to the baby if he continued while carrying

Decides to play it off like nothing is happening since he doesn't tell anyone

The ghouls can immediately smell smth different about him but can't pinpoint it

Plays off morning sickness as food poisoning (until he cant)

REFUSES to tell Imperator most of all

If she found out, copia can only imagine what she'd do. Instead suffers through his growing workload in miserable silence

Eventually he can't hide it anymore and the ghoulettes are the first to pick up on it.

They immediately begin pestering him. Making sure he's eating all the right things (even if it is halfway through the pregnancy)

Despite his best efforts to hide it, Imperator picked up on the issue a long time ago. Deciding that as long as he keeps working then it isn't an issue

He's been terrified of hospitals since he can remember (it made having top surgery extremely difficult) and decides to have the baby at the ministry but there's complications and what medical personnel they do have on the grounds end up doing a hack-job of a c-section (@southernshrimpghoul I'm stealing your idea)

But is overall happy that his daughter is a healthy baby

It takes an abnormally long time for him to heal which then DOES become an issue to Imperator and she makes sure copia knows it

Ends up forcing himself to do work while caring for the baby while also trying to heal from a botched surgery (which he thinks is how c-sections are supposed to be)

Ends up getting sick from not caring for himself

The incision does heal after a few months but it's still iffy

Eventually is able to resume his hrt shots

the incision still causes him pain from time to time

Almost 2-3 pass before he has his second daughter and once again the c-section is botched

Only this time it's a lot worse and he loses too much blood bc the "doctor" knicked a vessel or smth

The scar heals even worse and it isn't until a partner points it out years later and he immediately realizes that it was done wrong

Will eventually add more to these as I think of them. Also if it's the half ghoul girls, basically the pack figures it out immediately (more than likely because it's one of theirs.)

#the band ghost #okay to reblog i guess #i need a dad copia tag huh #trans dad copia bc i am soft #ghost band #ghost bc #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #semi long post

[someguyinc]

Ooooh what are your story ideas and meta in the works?

ahh !! i have a good handful,, most of them are merlin related so forgive me spn mutuals ;-; but i'm just going to list them off bc i fear if i give an in depth response this post would be one of those long ones that make your app glitch and phone burn to a crisp in your hands

bbc merlin:

meta:

- gwaine being more observant than he's given credit for pulling a classic "oh i just drink and make jokes" silly guy move as a cover

- arthur, merlin, and mordred and their roles in the prophecy/ties to the old religion and triple goddess

- destiny in bbc merlin being a living breathing entity that lives through feeding off of tragedy

- gwen and her flower motif !!

- morgana and merlin being two sides of the same coin

- the different sects of the old religion and those that believe in the once and future king vs those who don't

- magic and its relation to gender throughout the entire series and how it is often a punishment for the women in the series

- gwen and lancelot being foils for each other

- gwen and elyan's sibling relationship (this one is mostly head canons based off the scraps we get throughout the series)

- more in-depth exploration of the main 4's character thesis

- difference between merlin and emrys and where the line blurs

- druids and their expectations of merlin

fic ideas:

- key trials: merlin and arthur have to enter the kingdom of the sidhe and stop the ever growing plague that has begun destroying all the crops and causing an abundance of monsters in albion,, this one investigates the double standard merlin holds for arthur vs himself, the lies they've told themselves and arthur internal bias from being raised anti-magic, as well as merlin being a liar

(i've stated writing a few chapters but lost motivation n school n work once again took over my life)

- dragon's ire: heavy political intrigue, prince merlin au, focuses heavily on the reality of merlin and morgana's ill-fated friendship and how merlin telling morgana about his magic could've definitely made things worse in the long run, kingdoms at war and gives more background to the knights as well as blacksmith!gwen who i hold close to my heart

- fae circle fic: really just guilty pleasure of seeing genderbent morgana and gwen if i'm being honest,, silly fun :3

- elwaine fic idea: moments where traveling blacksmith elyan meets gwaine multiple times but working with him as a knight gets a bit more difficult from there prolly just smth short n fun :)

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spn:

meta:

- sam and dean and hoodoo/voodoo in spn and how many times they should've died after using it... i do not know how to stress that not only are these practices closed off to non-black folk but then also like,, even black people that do not have practitioners in their bloodlines do not fuck with these practices because the repercussions are just that !! bad !! 😭😭 (ofc ik the 'god favor' and more realistically this is bc there were probably no black writers in the room but DAMN,, it's just insane)

- probably low hanging fruit but,, song genres relating to each member of tfw and their arc in the story

- i'm sure someone has done this before too but bela/dean parallels and similarities

fic idea:

- jock!castiel... that's all i got 😭😭 i've only recently gotten into spn and castiel is very close to my heart,, but i keep seeing fics where he is a gardner/knitter and while i think he'd be interested i think he'd also drop them very quickly bc he strikes me as a person(?) that likes the idea of taking things slow but when it comes down to it much rather would prefer things get done immediately or at least he can move his body and feel like something is getting accomplished,, he's also incredibly charismatic and i would love to see him leading a team in something without feeling like it could become a cult

it's kind of just a guilty pleasure lol not too much backing

anyways thanks for the ask hope any of this is interesting 😭🫡

#some guy talking #bbc merlin #spn posting #bbc merlin meta #spn meta #bbc merlin fic ideas #spn fic ideas

[hoonieswhore]

You said spam your inbox AND I SHALL DELIVER

Imagine hoon coming back after his tour and yous haven't seen each other for a good bit. Yous are always so used to sleeping in the same bed, falling asleep with each other so it was weird for yous to not have each other by your sides. ESPECIALLY when it came to one of yous being horny 🤭.

At first sending videos was good enough but yous wanted more, wanted to feel each other. So imagine how needy he'd be to get his hands on you once he comes back ofc you'd be needy to get your hands on him too 😋

As soon as he'd see you he wouldn't even say anything just smash his lips against you <3 his big hands going to your waist and bringing your body closer to him (as if yous aren't already close enough lmao) once yous would be out of breath he'd pull away and start kissing down your neck, which looks so empty since he wasn't there to mark you up whenever the hickehs faded </3. He'd tell you he missed you so much while kissing and marking up your neck <3 he'd tell you just how much he loves you and how he missed literally everything about you <33 he'd go so into detail just because he missed you sm :(.

He'd then pick you up and bring you to your shared room, he wants to make love with you and I don't think he'd to it on the couch or over the kitchen counter (unless his intentipn is to fuck you dumb which will be for another ask 🤭). He'd lay you down carefully on your shared bed and would slowly get rid of both of your clothes. He'd be kissing you all the way down and whispering praises <3 making a heart out of hickeys on your tummy before moving down lower, his head now in between your thighs, which he'd mark up too since he wants to mark what his completely (and he'd let you do the same to him <3).

He'd eat you out like a starved man and tell you how good you taste and GOD his voice would sound so desperate, not like when he'd be subby and desperate but dom desperate if thag makes sense? I feel like hed be more high pitched when he's subby sbjsns but since this is dom hoon, his voice would be a bit lower <3 (voice kink go brrr).

He'd make sure to overstimulate you before putting his dick in so you're extra tight around him <3. Since yous haven't fucked in a while he'd stretch you out with his fingers when he was eating you <3. He'd be careful with putting his dick in because boy is BIG dnsksj. If it hurts, even a bit, he'd be so quick to distract you <3 kiss you and all <3 he'd tell you you're doing so well :(.

When he's finally in and you're good to go he'll go at a perfect pace and hold your waist, whispering sweet nothings into your ear <3 making love with you <33 he'd be so sweet ugh <33 he'd ask if you're feeling good <3 and when he sees that you're pretty much gone from how good he feels he'd kiss you and tell you how much cuter and prettier you look gone on is big cock <3.

Since yous haven't done it with each other for a while yous would probably be quicker to cum bxjs but thats fine yous will just go for another round 🤭. He'd make sure to cum with you <3 and after that...some giggles, maybe a bit of talking saying how glad you are that he's back or wtv, yk smth casual hehe before going for round two <3.

AVERY YOUR FUCKING BRAIN, I LOVE IT SM😭😭😭 I literally don't need to add anything this is so vlwlgoekflpgrkflfof. Hoon just being desperate for you but also soft AF cause he missed you</33333 No cause you'd both cum so soon from how desperate you are😣 I'm speechless, I need him so bad

#🫧~ #cute avery🍒 #❤️‍🔥nsfw stuff

[oseathepebble]

💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN

for the ask! I know we talked about Yuuta comforting Tsu before so ;-;

Warm And Fuzzy Meme

💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN

AH I'M SO SORRY FOR ANSWERING THIS SO LATE I WANTED TO DRAW SMTH FOR THIS BUT I GOT LAZY SO I'M JUST GONNA WRITE SOMETHING

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Yuuta opened the door to Ramshackle Dorm, a look of concern on his face. They had just gotten back from Mr. S's Mystery Shop and on their way back, they ran into Jack

-

Jack had asked Yuuta to talk to Tsukiko for him. He looked visibly distressed and when Yuuta asked what for, he simply responded, "I made them really sad. . ."

Yuuta got a bit angry. "What do you mean you made them sad!?" He got a little protective over his friend

"Tsukiko can explain what happened, just please talk to them for me," Jack pleaded. "And if they don't tell you, come to me and I'll explain what happened,"

"Fine," Yuuta grumbled and continued on towards Ramshackle

-

Yuuta didn't bother properly putting away the things he got from the shop and just dropped the bag near the front door. He made his way to the kitchen and made a cup of tea for their friend

They headed straight to Tsukiko's room when the tea was done. The door was closed so they knocked and said, "Tsukiko, I'm coming in okay? I brought you tea"

He waited for a bit, just in case Tsukiko was to tell them not to come in. But after hearing a weak, "Okay. . ." They opened the door

Tsukiko was sitting on their bed, a blanket wrapped around them. Their eyes were red and their cheeks were stained with tears

"Jack told me to talk to you. . . He said he made you sad. . ." Yuuta explained as they sat down on the bed next to their friend. He handed them the mug of tea. "What happened?"

The mention of Jack's name caused more tears to fall from Tsukiko's eyes. A small sob escaped their lips. "I-I told him how I felt today. . . And he told me we couldn't be together!" They cried out between sobs. Their grip on the mug tightened

"What!?" Yuuta was shocked. "Why can't you two be together? It's painfully obvious that you both like each other. More than either of you admit," He mumbled the last part

"It's because I'm not from here. . . He only wants to choose one person to be with for the rest of his life, and that can't be me if I plan to return to my world once I find a way back. . ." The more Tsukiko explained what happened broke their heart even more. They took a sip of their tea to hopefully calm themself

"That dumbass! I should give him a piece of my mind!" Yuuta stood up but was quickly pulled back down by Tsukiko

"Please don't yell at him. . . He's right after all. I should just respect his wishes. . ." Tsukiko let out a sad sigh. "Even though I'd leave my entire life back in my world behind if it meant spending the rest of my life here with Jack. . ."

Yuuta's expression softened. "Why didn't you tell him that?" They asked

"Because I knew he'd feel guilty and tell me to reconsider. . ." Tsukiko looked into their tea

"Oh Tsu. . ." Yuuta side-hugged them. "I'm sure one day he'll come around. And if he doesn't, you're too good for him anyway,"

The two let out small laughs. "Thank you for being here for me. . . And the tea of course," Tsukiko thanked their friend with a small smile

"I'll always be here for you, Tsu," Yuuta finally saw Tsukiko's warm and familiar smile which made them smile as well

#tsukiko kawashima #yuuta midori #oc interaction #twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #twst mc #twst yuu

[jollyhaunt]

headcanon: ford had a skin picking problem as a kid due to the constant bullying that was the cause of the scabs + anxiety issues.

(tw // skin picking, blood mention)

his hands and arms are dotted with scab scars, ranging from pale white to a rusted brown. it's worse around his knuckles bc of his hands being the target of physical harm. got a cluster of them around his bicep bc of anxious scratching; lots around his neck and lower back from his nervous habit of placing his hands there (stan would try his best to stop him: placing a hand over the spots and rubbing there to replace the harming sensation w/ smth soothing; grabbing ford's hand whenever—things that filbrick doesn't understand as he just simply snaps at ford 'to quit it' but it's easier said than done. stan gets that. he knows that feeling very well).

the habit started to dwindle once he got to university. however, there was always the occasional scab that he'd scratch until the skin is a pale, white-pink that'd sting for hours. fiddleford would place bandages over the spots in hopes it'd stop him (sometimes it did, sometimes it didn't), occupying ford's hands with something to focus on, stuff that stan did—stuff that used to bring so much comfort now a bitter reminder of what was once was. the stress to be the best was a blessing and a curse: his hands were always so busy flipping pages or jotting things down that it served as a good distraction from the picking.

it got better post-university and when he moved to gravity falls. at that point he'd just rub the scars, gently run his nails over the raised skin to mimic the sensation he had sought comfort in.

it all went to shit after bill's betrayal: constant scratching, finding new stretches of skin unmarked by bill to dig his nails into until the skin gave away and scabs blanket the puckered flesh in the morning. picking at old scabs, creating new ones where bill couldn't reach whenever he was in possession (he's at the point of picking at his hair by then, relishing in the scabs that mar his scalp). to remind himself he is in his body, he is in his current reality and the pain that he's feeling is by his own will.

bill knows of his scab-picking and uses it against him. digging deep into ford's flesh to the point that it's painful to even twitch that spot, but the itch to pick—to rip away that healing flesh to feel the warmth the pain brings—seems to overpower each time. maybe bill even heals all his scabs, leaving ford to curl into a ball and scratch at his skin bc the urge to pickpickpick becomes stronger each time; and every time ford managed to break skin, bill would heal it just like that and leave ford with sour dissatisfaction.

his portal adventures don't help at all with the habit. constantly on the run, anxious and soso tired, wondering where his last stop would be. resisting the urge to pick bc what if they get infected in some dimension that he isn't medically equipped for? he wears layers and layers of clothes, not just bc he's a fugitive—a very recognizable one at that, but to finally stop. "can't waste anymore bandages on something so trivial and stupid". still, he rubs furiously over his clothes, even covers up his hands to prevent himself from picking at his neck and scalp. as the years go on, the habit has become a near distant memory. thirty-years crawl by and at that point it's subconscious—a hand flitting over his nape, hands clenched behind his back but a finger always brushing the clothed skin, never once breaking through.

when he's back home, he's unsure of what to do with himself. there's no immediate threat, no need to be so on alert, but. he still wears layers of clothes to stop himself from picking (and to hide the various scars that scatter across his person: ranging from deep, claw incisions, to chemical burns across his flesh). at some points since his return he even wears gloves. he hasn't been in this dimension in thirty-years, he's so out of place and left behind in the past that he's not quite sure where he is in this world.

(one night after a fretful nightmare with too much blood and bright, flashing yellows, he finds himself in the cool summer air, coat balled in his fists with his sleeves rolled up, the urge to pick so tempting he can picture the relief of finally peeling away broken skin. he hears a creak behind him and so he whips around, a hand already clutching his gun. it's mabel. he doesn't relax, not quite, still too in the nightmare that is not just a conjured imagination but a broken memory, but still strains a polite smile at his great niece. her eyes immediately zero in on the anxious twitch of his fingers, the scars that wrap around his arms and hands, and simply sits next to him. she doesn't pry too much into the origins of the raised tissue. in fact, she's a comforting distraction as she raves about her summer, her friends, stories that he missed. she points out a scar on her knuckle that is as bright as the moonlight. she casually mentions she would pick at it for sometime after the incident, and that dipper had noticed and did his best to stop that habit. she subtly reveals that she too had/has a skin picking problem. how in dire situations she'd find herself scratching her knuckles until it bled, and even after the event had passed, she would peel the healing flesh and watch beads of blood rise. ford asks her how'd she cope [and how did she know but he notices that she's flickering her gaze to the abundance of rounded scar tissue around his wrist and knuckles, and bites his tongue] and she replies that she knitted gloves, and had dipper be a constant lookout. that's when she brightens up and says she can make ford some too. and of course he agrees, says that'd be a wonderful idea and he'd love for some mabel-designers in his wardrobe. they sit there, comforted in the fact that they're not as different as they thought. [not as alone as he feels].

the next morning, ford finds a box filled with knitted gloves of different materials: glitter, flashing-lights [he makes sure that it would not combust], googly eyes, even one that is based on is journals. he wears that one the most. [and if any of the others notice, they never show it, although dipper taps on his arm once or twice when he found himself with a hand digging into his nape]).

post-weirdmageddon, he relents. doesn't help that he's still healing from his time in the fear-amid. they're all still healing. he goes to wear his ragged gloves and keeps his hands away from his body, only letting his hands free once he's alone, and concedes to the itch. doesn't tell anyone of it, they already got enough problems on their hands, him picking broken skin from under his nails shouldn't be on their minds (doesn't deserve their sympathy anyways bc who is the reason that bill had came back in the first place? oh right). on an afternoon he finds mabel in the kitchen rubbing her hands on her skirt, a frantic look to her face, and ford knows what it means. he holds her hands and reassures her that bill is gone, she's safe, you are a child, it's okay it's okay. he rubs over the picked skin until she's finally calm, and that's when she throws herself into his arms, pressing her hands against his chest to prevent herself from scratching further. "how do you do it, grunkle ford?" he hesitates before replying: "i have my off days as well", not wanting to reveal too much that he had submitted to the urge. mabel looks up at him, still so small, a child that had seen things no child should ever witness, and says "we can help you too, you know that, right?" and before he could reply of course, but i've already caused this family enough grief, is it really alright for me to allow myself to bear my problems onto all of you? a voice from the doorway beats him to it. "your grunkle is a stubborn idiot, pulling out a tooth would be easier than getting him to talk about his problems". stan enters, concern so clear in his eyes—concern for mabel and ford. he sees that mabel has her hands splayed in front of her, nails red and fingers shaking, and pieces it all together. "where's your gloves, pumpkin?" "in the living room" and then stan turns to ford and frowns "and you?". ford frowns as well, heart thumping behind his teeth, "on me of course". "keep 'em on, i'll get yours" and stan leaves to fetch mabel's.

moments later he enters again and tosses mabel a pair of striped, fuzzy gloves. he goes to the cupboards, pulling out ingredients they had gotten from the townsfolk days earlier. "you want to make your mabel-juice for my stan-cakes?" he calls over his shoulder. mabel leaps out of ford's arms, already buzzed to concoct her signature drink, and rummages through the fridge. ford takes that as his cue to leave them to it, but stan says "you're not getting away that easy" and pulls ford to his side. he shoves a spatula in his hands and assigns ford to stirring duty. ford's apprehensive at first, but it clicks—this is stan trying to distract them, and he can't help but allow the warmth the realization brings to spread across his chest. stan sits down, telling ford what to do, though with some arguments bc "what do you mean i have to add hair, stanley?", and soon the table is covered in plates of stan(and ford)cakes, and cups of mabel juice.

dipper comes in moments later with soos and wendy in tow, and the kitchen is filled with laughter and light and so much love and care. ford falls into the background to watch as dipper rub mabel's glove covered knuckles, concern in his eyes as intense as stan's, and mabel just beams, bringing him into a noogie.

later on when the kids are asleep and he's about to head to his room for a restless night of fretful picking and bloodied nightmares, stan stops him. "mabel is right, you know—we can help you too". ford nods, "yes, i know" and he does, he really does, but... but it's hard to not be alone. stan studies him, and ford is taken back to when they were kids and sequestered in their tent with stan wrapping their wool blanket around his scab-picked-hands. he had looked at him the same way then, with the same amount of care and love. "these are special hands, sixer—ya gotta watch out for them, but if you can't, then i'll do it for you."

"remember when you said you'll look out for my hands if i couldn't?" ford starts, bringing a gloved hand to the light.

stan shifts. "not really, to be honest, but that doesn't sound far fetched."

"as kids, you looked out for them," ford says, a sad smile to his words at the memories that he knows the most out of the two of them. "and i never did thank you enough. even now, you continue to look out for them, and just... thank you, stanley. for everything."

stan freezes, caught off guard about the sudden sentiments. he clears his throat, "yeah well—someone has to, right?"

and ford nods, and stan smiles (looking so young, looking as if he didn't spend thirty-years wondering if his brother has alive or not), and they depart for the night.

the same wool blanket from their youth smothers the urge, and he finds that the moonlight had banished his nightmares just as it did that night with mabel's bare scars.

the itch still comes back to haunt him, but he finds that every time his hands would wander over his knuckles, scalp, or neck, hands of varying sizes would pull him back out and quell the urge as if a gentle touch alone would heal it all together.

many times, it did.

#tw self harm #cw skin picking #cw scalp picking #cw scab picking #this is a lot of self projection #became longer than i meant it to be oops #gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines

[towerofgodscreamblogwink]

khun sweetie when did you became such a drama queen

actually no i take that back it was obvious the moment you started rocking that newest gucci fashion

#is he gonna have angsty zuko fever too #cause he'd done smth good for once #tower of god #kami no tou #manhwa #khun #khun aguero agnis #bam #rachel #25th bam #nesreads #nes reads

[shroomi1e]

realistic reasons why genshin men are undateable‼️

ft: aether, albedo, razor, diluc, itto, gorou, childe, zhongli, kaeya, xiao (pt 2)

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aether

my man is too busy looking for his sister 💀

as nice as he his, he probs doesn't have room in his heart for a relationship

he travels so much, you'd probably get tired if you don't die in teyvat first

if we're talking ab abyss aether however...

he'd be way too obsessed and focused on overthrowing celestia and the gods

and even if he does have room in his heart for you, don't expect to be the first priority

albedo

let's be honest, he doesn't have time for a relationship

he'd probably get bored once he's done learning everything there is to know ab you

a workaholic, working 24/7

also unless you're a science nerd like him, don't be surprised if he just decided to drop you bc you can't catch up with his science ramblings

id imagine he'd use you for weird experiments like in his story quest

razor

a furry

can't communicate

would probably start barking at you idk

would 100% try to lick you

very overprotective bc of his past

would try to give you dead rabbits and squirrels as gifts/signs of affection like how cats or dogs do

diluc

emotionally unavailable but he's hot so it's fine

if you're more emotional/sensitive then he's gonna make you cry at one point or another bc of how cold he is

has his walls built so high, it's gonna take persistence to take them down

too busy running a whole wine industry + protecting monstadt at night

would be SUPER overprotective, borderline suffocating. he's gonna try to hold on to you until it hurts

he doesn't mean it ofc, he's just scared of losing you (fatherless behavior smh)

he needs to get a lot of his shit together before he can start a proper relationship *cough cough* KAEYA *cough cough*

itto

he's a complete dumbass, just like any other typical himbo

is the type to plan out a whole party and buy a bunch of gifts only to get your birthday date wrong

it's endearing but it might get annoying at one point

definitely gets into a lot of trouble with city authorities, you'd always have to clean up his mess or bail him out

again, he never has bad intentions, but it's gonna get annoying at some point

gorou

another furry

better get used to him talking ab how amazing kokomi is

also gives off overprotective vibes

doesn't have much time or room for you, at least not until the resistance is over

childe

too busy killing people 😘

depending on who you are, dating a fatui harbinger might cause some problems

unless you're cool w trying to drown a whole nation and commiting genocide idk

even though he comes off as friendly, he probably has also built walls like diluc, they're just not as obvious

somewhere deep down he's scared he might end up harming you or losing you, since he's well aware of his position and what he does

(bro did you see that line in his story quest where he says smth like "if i were to quit being a harbinger I'd love to travel the world w you😭)

ok that's enough childe for today, and yes i will be writing a fanfic later

zhongli

this peepaw is hella old fashioned

being the god of contracts, he's gonna expect 100% loyalty, and might get a wee bit possessive, even if it's not obvious

he's just incredibly good at hiding it

being immortal, he might not even try to date you in the first place bc he knows you can't have a "normal" relationship

he'd rather not have you at all than to watch you grow old while he stays the same, eventually having to sit by your deathbed

oh geez that got dark quickly didn't it

but if he does have you, he's not letting you go, even if you don't want him anymore

will probably try to keep you forever bc of the "contract" y'all made😨

someone write a yandere zhongli fic and send me the link pls 😘😘

kaeya

we've all seen him weasel his way out of doing his work

would try to manipulate you with his smooth talk

although his heart is set in the right direction, much like diluc, he needs to get his shit together before he can carry a healthy relationship

also would probably come home drunk a lot

having a "flirty personality" can often be mistaken for flirting with others

so unless you're a holy nun or smth you're gonna argue ab it with him at some point

xiao

bold of you to assume he's gonna even pay attention to you

as we all know, he comes off as cold and standoffish, even if he might not mean it

he's just carrying way too much on his shoulders to also have a relationship as well

his karmic debt as well as the duty of the sole protector of liyue is going to put a burden on him, and he wouldn't want others to share that burden with him

despite how he feels about you, he's only ever going to see himself as a protector, never your partner

because his sole priority is to keep you safe, and keeping you safe means not getting too close to you

might even go out of his way to be mean to you just to make sure you won't get close to him☹️

but even so, he'll be there when you call, since he is your protector after all

a/n: damn the amount of ff inspo i got just from writing a stupid hc...

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin angst #genshin crack #genshin hc #genshin impact fanfic #genshin impact headcanons #childe x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #genshin impact hc #xiao fanfic #xiao x reader #itto x reader #zhongli x reader

[jaylaxies]

been reading about Jung hoyeon and her boyfriend Lee donghwi a bit and they seem rather sweet and I've had an idea pop out like... Let's say jay's been in the industry for like a decade now and he's well established as a soloist as well and you're a rising model [no creepy age difference] attracting him at this runway or smth and then after some time coincidentally you get to co-model with him and somehow you get even closer and jay gives a lot of advice, in true jay fashion who loves spreading knowledge and helping others, a true mentor for you to have a firm place in the entertainment industry... He introduces you to infamous directors and other people in power and gets you in their good graces too !

Later on you're booked to star in jay's solo music video as his love interest and it's in an exotic place and its there where he asks you out , on a day off of filming and the rest follows AHH .

and he can't really take you out cause there's no privacy there, he doesn't want to be caught up in a scandal so he ends up inviting you for dinner at his home. he cooks the meal himself, making sure for it to be extra delicious for the night.

your silky dress makes it even harder for him to maintain his composure and not fuck you then and there, he takes it slow and makes sure you both are done with the dinner before he takes you to the sofa, making sure you sit close to him.

that's when he holds your hand, looking into your eyes as you keep speaking, he kisses your knuckles and your speech halters for a second before you stop fully, his mouth placing kisses from your hand to your neck.

it only gets steamier from there when he guides you towards his bedroom, removing your clothes and laying you down on his silk sheets before kissing all over your body.

he just wants to fuck you but he'd make sure to make you cum once before you cum on his cock so his fingers help in that case, curling in you till you can't take it anymore.

he'd pay attention to your tits by the time you catch your breath before he pushes his hard cock inside you, wasting no time in thrusting in your hole and making you scream his name for the whole night 😔‼️

#lemon 🍋 #enhypen hard hours #jay smut #enhypen smut #your mind im <//3

[athyathye]

OMAYGHAD.. SO YOU'RE FILIPINO RIGHT? AND IZANA IS HALF-FILIPINO YEAH? WHAT IF WE TELL HIM ABOUT CHISMIS CULTURE??

Babes lmao, I dunno what you mean by that. But based on my understanding, you meant smth like this :

Izana walked with his hands inside his pockets, the noisy neighborhood very different from what he experienced back in Japan.

Visiting a country he was associated with him gave him excitement and craving that he didn't know he could feel. Thanks to you, he was able to connect and explore at least for a short while.

He was unaware of the stares he was getting, but a loud 'pssst!' caught his attention. He looked behind him and saw old- rather middle aged women beckoning him to come.

Their hands waved in a rushing manner, with their eyes pointed directly to his he felt like he couldn’t even decline.

"Yes?" He spoke, not wanting to be rude in a country he was barely involved with.

'Oh, he speaks well' 'tall but lanky' 'oh my! His eyes are violet!' He heard the ladies talk amongst themselves.

"Balong (boy), you are half-japanese right?" The seemingly leader of the group asked him with a smile.

"Y-yes ma'am"

"...don't call me ma'am say po."

"Opo" Izana sweatdropped, remembering the way you scolded him for being so disrespectful in front of the elders.

"Good, by the way, you know my daughter right?" Ah...perhaps this was the time for him to book it.

He was about to tell them he needed to go before another one of them spoke up. "Ah, don't you know? This boy is dating that girl from that house over there" the lady pointed with her lips, causing Izana to copy her and try to do the same.

"Is that so? What a shame...oh, you mean y/n? My, that girl is a good wife. Treat her well, boy~" the lady pinched his cheeks. Making him hold his cheek for a bit before glancing back at the titas who wore smiles that were very friendly.

It was very unusual for him to see people acting like this. Having always been met with scorned and sour looks by the people in Japan, it was a breath of fresh air for him. But he did expect, in the very least, that they'd change once they knew what he really did in his home country.

"...by the way, don't you know? Mr. Gomez from next door apparently has a mistress?"

"Huh!? That sweet old man? I don't think that's right..." surprisingly, it was Izana who spoke up, glancing at the women in front of him who took a moment to look at each other before sighing.

"Sigh...balong, you are too naive, see Mr. Gomez has done this.....and that...." the ladies began telling him numerous stories, while he listened very intently. Nodding and exclaiming in surprise from time to time.

A few hours had passed, he'd probably have heard the whole family tree of the Gomez family, not that he complained, that family is far from what they were trying to portray...He now scoffed whenever he'd pass by their house.

"Babe! Babe! Did you know?!" He ran to you, "The old man!!! Who always gives us those cute little breads thingy for our coffee!"

Seems like that simple situation caused him to befriend the gossiping titas solely for the reason that he wanted the tea.

He hadn't felt this nosy since the day he used to scope out information about other gangs. From now on whenever he was with you, he'd always have a hand on your back as he told you the latest 'tsismis' he learned.

"Babe come on! Aling Rosa told me she had the biggest tea on Aling Nena! I don't wanna miss that."

Whenever you took him outside, he'd be looking around as if looking for something. Once he did though, his face would twist into a smirk, a sneer then he'll roll his eyes. It was like he knew it all.

And though you could understand him...his eyes became more and more judging by the day.

"Zana...don't you think your hanging out with the old ladies too much?"

"Babe what? Ah! Btw did you know that girl from next door?...."

Yeah you definitely had to separate him from the tsismis titas.

I went too far with this, but lmao I just found it funny how Izana would literally be that kid tho

#athyathye 💬💬 #athyathye's blurbs❤ 🤍 #izana x reader #tokyo revengers x reader

[vinnival]

Not sure if asks are open, but if they aren't, then just self this one aside for later.

How would Main 3 + The Auditor react to a reader (platonic or romantic, your choice) who's armed to the teeth (i.e. full body armor, complete arsenal, grenades and the like) and kills their foes in very gruesome ways (i.e. ripping in half, head crushing, etc.), mostly with only their bare hands?

So basically Armageddon but packed up into one (1) normal sized intimidating grunt? Gotcha, comin right up ☺ enjoy!!

Damn, Double

Homicide

HANK

Now the way he would react would depend on if you met him in his normal form or MAG form

In his normal form, he'd constantly just stop and watch you rip up your enemies in battle

Like to the point he'd get so distracted that he gets hit or smth

And then you set your sights on whoever hit him

Rinse and repeat

A lot of people theorize that you probably find joy in killing even more so than Hank himself

But you still don't replace him dhsgjdh

Every time on a mission, the three would let you sweep through first, taking out the enemies as you pleased, throwing your grenades and molotovs, whipping out your AK for good effect, etc

He loves the fact that you're just a complete softie when not on a killing spree

(Kind of like him)

Now on the other hand, for MAG Hank...

He'd be crushing, ripping, and tearing right alongside you

You're kind of a power couple in that way if that makes sense?

I can also see him viewing you as like. Competition

In a way

Like he'll always be a bit more aggressive and quicker when battling alongside you

You noticed it and also started playing along lmao

You two definitely walk away from an explosion (that you caused) and don't look back like one of those cliche action shots in movies

Both Hanks love you and you two fiercely protect each other

SANFORD

"Listen I get self-defense is great. But isn't that a bit... much...?"

"Coming from the man that wears no shirt? Really?"

He is always very confused about your over-protective armor and battle tactics

But it gets the job done and you're SICK with it, so he leaves you alone after that one remark

A little jumpy around you but thats fine, he still loves you

You've saved him one too many times to count with your EXTREMELY good reflexes

Gets a little frustrated because sometimes he thinks he's underperforming on the missions

Poor guy, he just wants to vibe but no you're always choosing violence ???

Except not at home he also adores the 180 you take when the armor and weapons are off

Wants you to teach him the sacred ways of Skull Crushing

He never truly gets it down but he knows a thing or two about breaking femurs and the like

DEIMOS

WOOF WOOF ARAARRAAR BARK BARK RAAAAWWRAAAA WOOF BARO BARK REOOOEWOOOO

yeah

A little scared of you

Cheers you on and hypes you up in battle

He is so fucking impressed by you

Personally thinks you're just as strong as if not stronger than Hank

Literally just. Hugs you after every battle. Even while still decked out in gear

Definitely a supporter of your battle style and helps build new weapon gadgets for you to play with

When he's finished with the said gadgets he just approaches you in a trench coat (where did he get that...) and just opens it like a shady dealer on the streets

"hey kid want some L E T T U C E"

Hes always flirting with you. Always

You'd be done twisting the neck of your 44th enemy and Deimos would whistle from across the room and be like

"DAYUM YOU DO THAT IN BED TOO???"

everyone else scolds him because he needs to focus in the job

definitely wants you to teach him a thing or two

AUDITOR

Wonders why you act like a MAG even though you're not

Still adores you

He's just sat there and watched you tear apart anyone in your way and like,, he loves it

Once again, you're his personal bodyguard

Tbh he is also a little scared of you but you're on his side so he's lucky

What is this emotion... is... it... pity? For the enemies facing you? Whaaaaa???!?!

Encourages your battle tactic, suggesting new ways to attack

Gave you a while building to train in

Sometimes he'd get that Kick(tm) of adrenaline when you'd look at him immediately after you finished battling, that wild look of "KILL KILL KILL" in your eyes burning into his own

Kinda feels like he'd get attacked next in that moment

Sometimes overthinks about you and your power

But you're always right next to him, cuddling him, when he does

And then he's reminded that you actually love him and would never attempt to betray him

<3

I can see the pattern: askers just wanting a reader thats always choosing violence as the answer and. Me too man

#madness combat #madcom #madness combat x reader #madness combat deimos #madness combat sanford #madness combat hank #hank j. wimbleton #madness combat auditor #reader is constantly getting urges to destroy something and the key to solving that is giving them loads of paper they can rip up