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kichikichiko · 5 months

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Ok, so I hope I don’t make you uncomfortable with this request. If I do, just tell me!

Ok, and you do a SFW/Fluff of Wally Darling x Y/N who is pregnant (I don’t even think it’s possible that puppets can be pregnant but I guess roll with it 😅)

So, can you do headcannons on marriage + pregnancy (If you’re comfortable with writing that. I don’t know why I just think sense he’s in a kids tv show and is overall calm, I think he would be amazing with kids) gender of children/kids if there will be multiple are up to you, doesn’t really matter.

Also I think you would be cute if we got a small reaction from the neighbors of the marriage and or pregnancy! Like how would the whole neighborhood react to this?

Our little family

An: HI EVERYONE IM BACKKKK

I saw this cute request and literally could not resist I HAD TO!

I love reading n writing pregnancy related fics its so fun n fluffy UGH

Hope you like this liz! I totally agree with you. Wally would be good with kids no doubt

Synopsis: HC of Wally with a pregnant puppet reader!

Pairing: Wally Darling x AFAB reader

Cw: fluff, pregnancy, established relationship, reader is called mother @ the end, wally is probs OOC, defies all puppet logic known to mankind

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You and Wally Darling have always been Welcome Home's "it" couple, so imagine the happiness everyone felt when the two of you got married, and imagine the shock everyone felt when you got pregnant!

When you found out you're pregnant you couldn't contain your happiness

You had to tell Wally ASAP after he came back from Barnaby's place

You like knitting so you thought it'd be fun to surprise him with knitted baby clothes, so you got straight to work.

Wally came home at around 1 PM, right after lunch. "Darling I'm Home!"

"Over in the living room dear!" You called, and he made his way to the living room.

Seeing your giddy expression has become one he's used to, but Wally had a feeling that something was different "Darling, you seem really giddy today, did something happen?"

To his question you grinned wider "Im happy everyday with you dear, but I suppose you can say the reason as to why is..." trailing off you picked up the yellow knitted baby outfit you have finished in the morning

Wally couldnt believe it.

Mr. Darling had always been known to have the same expression no matter what, but hearing this news caused him to have his jaw dropped to the floor (quite literally)

Most people would take this as a bad sign, but you knew Wally better than that. You could tell all sorts of emotions and thoughts ran through his brain

"I'll be a father? This can't be happening!" "What a miracle!" "Ill be the best papa for my son or daughter... or both!" "Im so lucky" were just a few he manage to say to you before deciding to kiss you all over your face with his signature slow laugh.

All the other 8 neighbours were delighted to hear that youre pregnant! Thanks to Wally walking around and casually telling them of course.

Julie screamed with joy, hugging you jumping up and down (dangerously close to you) which caused your dear husband to kindly and gently, push and remind Julie to be more careful. To which she complied, causing you to giggle

Sally, a drama queen obviously giggled with joy as well, only she knew better than to hug you while jumping up and down. She promises to give your kid a show once they were old enough to understand.

Poppy was shocked and happy for you and wally, so much so the bird started baking you a cake as a congratulations. She promised you that if you ever had any cravings, just give her a call and she'll be more than happy to bake you something!

Frank was delighted to say the least, despite his face not showing it. You knew he cared. And Frank being Frank, gave you heads up on pregnancy, what to avoid eating, what to do when feeling contractions, letting you know the size of your baby etc. This is his love language, info dumping. He will come and visit Home whenever you need him. As he is Welcome Home's book worm.

Howdy was very delighted. Gave you a pat on the back as well as a hearty laugh. Howdy started stocking up on baby items like pacifiers, diapers and baby toys just for you in the shop

Eddie of course, was just as happy as the other members of Welcome Home. Being the Mailman, he told you that once your belly grows big and you can no longer walk, he'd be happy to deliver your mails and or deliver things to you.

It was delightful having so many wonderful and kind neighbours all around you! And having a wonderful husband made your pregnancy journey fairly easy despite its occasional ups and downs throughout the 9 months.

BONUS:

Once your daughter came into the world, everyone was in awe and took care of her like the niece they never knew they needed!

Wally was obviously a fantastic father, and you were a fantastic mother

When your daughter is old enough, he'd teach her how to paint and they'd go on father daughter dates around the neighbourhood. Painting all they can see and proudly showing their work to you once they get back

Wally would read your daughter bedtime stories to help her sleep

Maybe even throughout the day as well

Waddles up to her father and shows him a book

"Oh? Whats this my sweet peach?" He'd startd "you want papa to read you this book?"

With a gleeful nod she'd get on her tippy toes and give Wally a full clear view on the book

"My sweets its not even bedtime yet are you sure you dont want to save this for tonight?"

He ends up reading it to her anyways

His daughter is his greatest weakness

It made you feel at ease knowing that your daughter is surrounded by kind and loving people <333

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the-sky-queen · 19 days

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You have my full attention

KAY BUCKLE UP. INFO DUMP TIME LET'S GOOOOOO!!!

We'll go in the order that I listed the spinoffs, even if that isn't the order we came up with them. (Spectrophobia was probably the first one I think.)

Dementophobia is the fear of going insane and it's the Psychonauts one. I hadn't heard of Psychonauts before this, so I'm still working my way towards watching the game cutscenes. I think I'm in the middle of Psychonauts 2 right now and then I'll be all caught up. If you're unaware, Psychonauts is a videogame where this kid named Raz has psychic powers and wants to become a Psychonaut, who are basically spies I think and also use their mind powers to help people get therapy.

So during Dementophobia, Niko accidentally comes into contact with the Warp Topaz (a common theme you'll see in a lot of these) and gets sent to the world of Psychonauts. He comes into contact with Raz who figures out something's up and decides to help him out. Raz goes into Niko's mind and very quickly realizes something is VERY WRONG HERE. (Also, Lily and I along with Lily's more Psychonauts knowledgeable friends have done a TON of worldbuilding around Niko's mind world and what happens there. It's so in depth and interesting and I LOVE IT SO MUCH) Anyway, Raz realizes that he's gonna need some backup here because Niko's mind is unlike pretty much anything he's ever seen before. It's that messed up. He takes Niko to his Psychonauts friends for help and that's when things really get going. Also Maple shows up at some point.

I could go on and on about what we have planned for Niko's mind world, but that might be a bit too spoiler-y. BUT TRUST ME WHEN I SAY IT'S SUPER COOL. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Alright, next up is Phobophobia which in all honesty is a silly joke AU that is really just here to have fun with. Here's what's up: Starline and Maple are married. Niko is their actual child. (Also Surge and Kit show up at some point, also being Starline's kids)

It sounds CRAZY (and it is) but it's really fun!! Niko's like 7 I think and there's not really a set plot to this one. It's just a collection of scenarios that this wacky family gets into. Also, there's like a subplot where Starline learns to be more caring and gets closer to Niko and it's kinda cute. This one got started before the Trauma Siblings became a thing, so they're not included, and I'm still wondering if I should put them in. That would put Starline and Maple at SIX kids though and I don't know if their marriage can handle that. XD

(ALSO EGGMAN AND STARLINE ARE CO-WORKERS AND EGGMAN'S DAUGHTERS ARE 6 YEAR OLD SAGE AND BELLE.)

Next up is Decidiophobia, Fear of Decision making. This is the Stanley Parable crossover, another game that I hadn't heard of before this, but I'm now OBSESSED WITH. Quick rundown of The Stanley Parable: You play as Stanley, an ordinary guy with a job pressing buttons on a keyboard all day. Then one day, his co-workers all go missing and he sets out to try to find them and figure out what's up. The entire game is narrated by the Narrator, who even narrates your actions! However, what he says you're going to do isn't set in stone and you can go against what he says whenever you want. All this leads to different paths and storylines you can take, causing multiple different endings. After each one, the game resets and you start all over again.

SO HERE'S THE THING ABOUT THIS ONE. Instead of doing another dimensional yeet via the warp topaz, we decided that The Stanley Parable exists within the regular Sonic universe. How? Uhhh, I probably can't explain that because of spoilers, but let's just say . . .

The Narrator is vaguely connected to the Time Eater and also the Phantom Ruby is here. And GUN got involved too.

So Niko shows up in side The Parable™ and confuses the Narrator, because he's not Stanley. The Narrator tries to continue on as normal, but after a particularly disastrous ending, he realizes that Niko is AN ACTUAL CHILD and resolves to help him escape The Parable™. :D

Next: Autophobia, Fear of being Alone, otherwise known as the Miraculous Ladybug one. You know the drill by now. Warp Topaz, dimensional yeet, and it's all fun and games until Hawkmoth gets to Niko literally IMMEDIATELY. (Not gonna explain Miraculous because it's a lot. If you don't know about it already, just go watch the show.) So Niko gets akumatized into THE MOST TERRIFYING AND OVERPOWERED AKUMA IN EXISTENCE, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS LITTLE ANGEL. He can make people fall (platonically) in love with him just by looking at him and it even works across BROADCAST. So like. Anyone who comes into contact with him is instantly obsessed with him. There's a bit more too it, but that's probably spoilers. :P

Anyway, Ladybug is compromised pretty much INSTANTLY. And shortly afterwards, the entire school falls to Little Angel's spell. Due to spoiler reasons, Chat Noir, Chloe, and Kagami, manage to escape his influence and start trying to find a way to fight back. (Oh also Little Angel is not a hedgehog, but he was turned into a small human child with animal ears, a halo, and wings. Yeah, he's called Angel for a reason.)

This is the only crossover we have where Niko very much does NOT get therapy. He's usually better off by the end of one of the crossovers but NOT THIS ONE. In fact, he actually gets WORSE because of this one. :D

AND FINALLY WE HAVE SPECTROPHOBIA, Fear of mirrors/your reflection. AKA THE ONE I ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH BY MYSELF. XD This one is interesting because SONIC shows up. Like, regular Sonic, untainted by Starline's influence, shows up in the facility. How? Let's just say that the 900th Adventure special didn't quite go as planned. >:) So he's able to find Starline and Niko in the facility right in the middle of a session. Sonic's like 'nah this is stopping right now,' rescues Niko, and escapes the facility! It's not as easy as it seems though because Niko freaks out as soon as he realizes Sonic's here and he took him away from Starline. I REALLY WANNA START POSTING THIS ONE. I PROBABLY COULD BUT I'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF. Also the Warp Topaz shenanigans are fun in this one and I've got an art I need to finish for it that no one but Lily will understand but will come up later on in the story. >:)

Kay, that's all the ones I mentioned in that post, but there's a few more. I won't talk about them though, because most of them are more Lily's expertise.

But aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa can you tell why I'm going insane now?

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strawbs-screaming · 8 months

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☆ WVBA At A Camping Trip☆

hehehe this is gonna be so fun, also none of them got proper sleep unless stated otherwise because im evil like that

Glass Joe

- harassed by mosquitos & any other bug devious enough to bite him, covered in bug bites

- burnt his marshmellow while trying to melt it over the campfire, settled for a croisssant instead

- couldnt get any sleep, at all, only physically present at some point

- fed a moose and accidentally caused kaiser to get attacked by said moose (when you feed a moose it will attack whoever doesnt have food/doesnt give it any)

- tried to go swimming in a lake and got scared by a fish

Von Kaiser

- gathered some bug repelling herbs & used them to not end up looking like he has 3 trained assasins aiming at him (bear hugger approved)

- gathering mushrooms & other fruit, knows whats not edible & whats not

- brought a shotgun to go hunting, Joe thought he was gonna murder him

- "put the gun down please i have loved ones at least let me say goodbye to them im so sorry for whatever i did PLEASE"

- "Joe why would i shoot you"

- his insomnia is kicking his ass

Disco Kid

- spiders really like to bite him for some brilliant reason, nobody knows if they were non poisonous or not, either way hes still thriving look at him go!!

- climbing trees to collect fruit with kaiser

- tried to go kayaking, fell into the water instead

- trying his hardest to befriend a random fox, disco please stop it probably has 20 diseases & cares about you only for the food

- fell face first into poison ivy :(

- tried to chop down a tree and almost got crushed to death

- traumatized but also thriving

King Hippo

- hes a natural bug repeller, by that i mean he enjoys eating bugs

- traumatized everyone by eating a living spider in front of their eyes

- only person who actually got proper sleep

- rolled down a hill at some point and knocked over disco kid, kaiser and joe like a bowling ball, aran yelled out strike before also rolling down a hill and hitting a tree trunk head first (ouch)

Piston Hondo

- bit by a few mosquitos but nothing that serious thankfully (other than an entire colony of ants biting him when he got stuck in a log)

- best person to go kayaking with, going at it like hes going to war

- collected flowers and made a flower crown & gave it to bear hugger as a thank you

- holding spiders in his hand like theyre nothing & info dumping about them

- Just happy to be here

- climbing trees to also help kaiser, trying his best not to not fall on anyone

- fell asleep in a log at some point, waa super traumatized when he woke up because what the fuck why is he in a log get him out of there

Don Flamenco

- not bitten at all but chased by a scorpion

- hes too diva for nature

- got scolded for using perfume that harms the ozone layer by bear hugger for 3 hours straight, had to stink for a while because of that

- stepped in poison ivy, got treated insantly thankfully or he would have cried for a hour straight

- traumatized, depressed, mentally scarred, not flourishing, not in his lane, un-moisturized, not hydrated

- also couldnt get any sleep, went straight to sleep after getting home and showering (and drying his hair, he doesnt wanna wake up looking like a hedgehog)

- never doing that again, fuck you

Bear Hugger

- got bitten by every kind of bug out there but hes still alive

- flourishing, in his lane, moisturized, happy, mentally healed, hydrated, thriving

- stepped on poison ivy but pretending nothing happened

- chopping down trees (he then plants another because deforestation is not very cash money)

- went hunting & almost shot Aran Ryan because he put branches on his head pretending to be a deer

- "BEAR!! ITS ME DONT SHOOT ME IM NOT A DEER!!"

- "why would you do that?? especially when you know that i was going for deer" he proceeded to scold him for half a hour and how he could have injured himself

- went gathering with kaiser & bull

- did kayaking with disco kid, theyre a really good team somehow

- gathered wood for the campfire

Aran Ryan

- got bit like a thousand times, but its ok because he also bit them back

- hit his head on a tree trunk while he was rolling down a hill at full speed, passed out for a while after that and woke up on a kayak out in a pond, had to swim all the way back thanks to don flamenco getting pissed off at him

- climbing trees & throwing stuff down at whoever walks under him, airstrike bitch

- touched the wood under the campfire after it got put out expecting it to be cold, got his hand burnt instead

- "ooh this piece of wood is shaped like a gun"

- "wait for it to cool off"

- "im sure its not THAT hot" cue irish screech in pain

- went hunting & laughed like a psychopath whenever something got shot

- did kayaking & got thrown off the kayak by Mr Sandman when he got too loud

Soda Popinski

- his legs are covered in mosquito bites, hes literally their favorite capri sun

- Just swam a lot & ate berries

- tried to make up a scary story to tell during the night and failed miserably at it

- "And she.. sneezed out a worm!! Ooohh!!!"

- "so creative, never make a story again"

- ate a piece of wood, delicious!!

Bald Bull

- got bit a few times but not that much

- picked flowers & gathered berries

- helped bear hugger make the campfire

- tried to hunt but he didnt have the heart to shoot such a majestic looking animal, bear hugger did though, got traumatized

- "they might look good but they also taste good"

- "yeah" And he has the 1000 yard stare during dinner

- couldnt sleep well after what he saw during that hunting trip (i hc him to be afraid of blood & not be able to handle it well) he sometimes has nightmares about it, pretending to be okay even though he knows hes not going to be able to sleep for a few days after that

- he started out all happy & got traumatized midway through

- Just sat on a hill & enjoyed the wind during his spare time

Super Macho Man

- harassed by mosquitos

- also too diva for nature

- tried to climb a tree and fell on his ass

- cannot fish to save his life

- had a "swordfight" with soda popinski (by that i mean they just fought each other with sticks)

- making up really weird stories during the night & telling them in front of the campfire, really good at making it sound like bad improv comedy, thinks its fooling everyone

Mr Sandman

- got bit by everything BUT mosquitos

- making sure no one gets shot during the hunting trip

- cooking fish over the campfire

- picking flowers, explaining literally every detail about his favorites

- tried to catch a fish with his bare hands

#punch out #headcanon #punch out wii #don flamenco #bald bull #piston hondo #glass joe #punch out headcanons #aran ryan #von kaiser #soda popinski #super macho man #disco kid #king hippo #bear hugger

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rednleafff · 8 months

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Casey J in G?F

More info dump? Yes sir – but this time I'm gonna talk mainly about our beloved Casey j. We all know and love our future boy and wish him the very best life that he can have after all that he went through – BUT – I can't stop thinking about the fact that – he will need probably a looong time to actually settle in, even if he will learn the way of "the simple life of a teenager" – this boy still lost – literally everyone but he also gained them all back – but different – they wont be the same people he once knew because they wont go through the same things – even if their key thing will stay – they still wont be the people he once knew – but they will probably look like them the more they grow up and how difficult is to let go of something when that very something is right Infront of your eyes but different ? or the survival guilt he must be dealing with? I personally think – he would want to love the simple – less stressful life – but wont be able to – even if he would try to work through his trauma and all – it not something he will ever be able to shake completely - sure he might leave to see the world one day, alone or with someone, and he will get the chance to see thew world he fought tooth and nail to save – and slowly but surely he would learn to love this place, even with it bitter moments. now here it's where I come with Yummi eheh their relationship is actually my favorite – (sorry Leo <3 I love you with all my heart) because – as I see it – When Baby Yummi first joins their family, Casey gets to witness a very familiar behavior from the fam, the parental behavior from Leo, the uncley vibes from the turtles, this baby is basically plays a similar role that was belongs to him back in his time line – he will be a little bit distance from her in the beginning, not on purpose it will just happen- they will share their sweet moments here and there but very few in her first couple of years – until she learns to walk and talk enough that when she gets really clingy to his specifically so he plays along, he really do cares for her, its just – hard- after everything , but then – they share a small moment when she asks him if he's going to join them to some place, he says no cause of reasons, so she claims she won't go either and when asking her why – cause she was so excited to go she will say she wants to go with him cause its always much more fun when he's around – she doesn’t even gives to it much attention, she probably draws or something, but Casey – he think about it a little bit more, Yummi wasn’t present in his time line – she can't because she was created as a result of the Kraang invasion and defeat, and although he saw the world met people that nowadays are alive instead of dead or surviving, saw kids that got the chance to grow up and be born at all – he wasn’t really closed to all that – and maybe that why he didn’t felt a connection to this reality yet? He's always around the people who sometimes he sees the ghost of their past? Other? Self? And he loved them to death don’t get me wrong, but Yummi specifically (up to this point of the story) is the only very closed person to him who doesn’t have "another version of". Casey had to learn to love the world his whole family knew and tried to fight back to save it – but he never had that connection to that world, he was a little bit to stuck in the past, to focus on the ghost of people that wont ever be that it was hard for him to love the present that they all gave him. So – this kid – that little gremlin is one of his first connections to this reality that doesn’t rely on something from his timeline – if that makes sense? It makes sense to me lol. Casey's 20's are ups and down, but from this point forward – I think he will find it much easier to breathe and be present in this timeline. maybe part 2 someday – cause their relationship get's a serious twist when its revealed and Yummi is part Kraang lol (here are scracps of a comic i worked on but will never finish - it takes place after Yummi's whole - Kraang arc)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt good? future #rottmnt good? future au #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt oc #yummi Hamato #rottmnt casey junior #rottmnt casey jr

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lpsgirl109 · 23 days

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INFO DUMP ABOUT X MEN OC SBN OW

AAAAAAAA OKOK

This is gonna be just the most basic rundown of all of them cause there's many and if I went in detail about them we'd be here forever

Alkali Ashford

Alkali was my first x men OC. Her ability is turning into dinosaurs. In her regular form, she has stripes and a tail, so she needs one of the camouflage watch things. She's besties with Kurt, but her arc is sort of opposite to his in the sense that while he wants to fit in and hide who he is, she wants to stand out and let the world know who she is. She's very fun I love her. Also fun fact this is the character that got me in trouble in that one rp server I mentioned a few nights ago, where they yelled at me because they decided shapeshifters aren't allowed only after I submitted her. They hate her because she's too swag for them to handle

Milo

This guy and the next character are basically recycled versions of ooold old OCs of mine. Milo has two water serpent things that he can control. He starts out kinda scared of them because, unlucky for him he has a fear of water due to almost drowning as a child. But overtime he learns to appreciate them

Marigold

Other aforementioned old recycled OC. Her mutation is physical in the sense that she has cat ears and angel wings, so she also needs a camouflage watch. However unlike Kurt and Alkali, she never really faced a lot of discrimination growing up because her mutation is considered beautiful by most (There's lots of angel devil comparisons with Marigold and Kurt it's so fun it's so fun). She's known Milo since they were kids because she is the one who saved him from drowning. They're dating now. Ew romance

Peter Maximoff

"Peg that's not an OC" yeah so I made an Evo version of Peter because I was STUPIDLY obsessed with this man in like 2021 idk what was wrong with me. Anyway he's the twins' half brother and I have yet to figure out what happened between Erik and his mom. He has a really dumb rivalry with Pietro its so funny

Ezekiel

Or Zeke for short. His thing is seeing and talking to ghosts. Lance recruits him to the Brotherhood for all of two seconds before Zeke befriends Kurt and jumps over to the X Men instead. He also dates Kurt later so i can live in my RogueKitty delusions but shhh

Indigo

These next few are part of the new mutant squad. Indigo's power is bringing drawings to life and she has a fun sibling relationship with Peter. They're also a little bit Too wiling to commit murder

Niko

Also a recycled old OC. He has a snake that sticks out of his back. Not much more to him yet, he just has a snake

Ozzy

Cool guy who turns into a fish person when in the water. May or may not have been inspired by Luca. Also for anyone who knows my habit of making Harry Osborn inspired OCs and naming them Ozzi. This guy is not one of the Harry clones, he came way before the raimi fixation attacked me and dragged me to hell

Markus Lang

Member of the X Men and one of the mentors alongside Ororo and Logan. He can turn into a dragon. He might end up dating Logan idk I think they'd be silly together

Gwen Ashford

Alkali's adopted younger sister who has rock powers. She's part of The Brotherhood and she is an absolute menace to society

Wyatt Elsher

This guy is able to turn into like a goop furry thing and I'm being so honest to god I based him off the fucking Transfur Outbreak game on roblox. Embarrassing. Anyway he was childhood friends with Marigold and lived in her old neighborhood, and I imagine initially his mutation was just becoming some sort of werewolf thing. Then he got sent to this lab place that claimed they'd 'cure' him but ended up fucking him up. So now he's goop. He also joins the Brotherhood and has a rivalry with Marigold

Harper

Regular ass human girl who Alkali meets at a party and falls head over heels in love with her. She also sort of adopts Kurt into her friend group after the mutants get exposed, seeing he's alone now and wanting to help him. She does guess he's also a mutant, but she's fine with it

Thats all of em!! It's entirely possible I'll make more soon, but this is who I got right now. I also have like the crumbs of a fic for these guys on wattpad but it has like one chapter that was written in 2021 and also features very shitty old art. If yall want it though I'll link it. I do plan on working on it again eventually

#x men #x men evolution #x men oc #x men evolution oc #oc #original character #marvel oc #peg speaks

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howuart · 1 year

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Omg pls spill about ur christofern I'm now curious as to what urs is like OvO

well let's start with his ref sheet. This is a bit old but i'll do, it's still his design, some is subject to change but not much, maybe just some colors.

and this is the actual one that has been posted

So how we got Christofern, was he was a baby(maybe like 1 or 2) that during the March of the oni, got lost and as a defense mechanism of the Oni species, he became a plant, aka the first thing he saw when he stared panicking. So after a while he (as a plant) was sold to vinny(this sounds so wrong please bear with me), and ended up with Garmadon. Now Chris can hear all that's happening around even though he's a plant, so this does me that well, he heard Lloyd yell at him/Garmadon in crystalized, this makes him somewhat scared of Lloyd when they first meet.

but he forgives Lloyd really quickly because he's well he's like 2-3 so since Lloyd's being nice to him now, obviously it's ok. Anyway, so they figure out Chris is an Oni when, after Crystalized, and the Ninja not being statues anymore (my re-write, which well that's a different post), Lloyd goes up to see the plant, cause he's feeling a bit better about it and his relationship with his dad, and well he's able to sense that Christ is not a plant... so after getting Garmadon and wu they are able to help Christ take a human-esk form, it's not a full oni form, cause Chris wanted to look like Garmadon's son, who is lloyd so he based it after lloyd to some extent.

They "find" Chris when the Other Ninja are off getting their powers back, so when they get home, lloyd has another siblings, they are all shocked.

The flower Chris wears is a Astragalus, which means "your presents softens my pain" Lloyd gave it to him as a kind of apology for yelling at him in crystallized.

I think that's all I have on him for the time being, so hope you enjoyed my info dump.

ps: he's also scared of brad for a bit since brad's a gardener and he does cut plants. Christ warms up to him after some time. The Darkley kids find this hilarious.

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unhingedmarvelandclassicwhobuff · 1 year

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For the morbidly curious, this is the sort of thing Tony stans who write fanfic say

Remember how after Civil War a bunch of Tony’s fans transformed into stans and decided that he could do no wrong and that everyone who opposed him was evil? Well, some of those stans took to writing fanfic so they could make the story they wanted where that was actually true. There is one particularly rabid stan (who I shall not name) that is still active even today. This author has a very long series of ficlets that pretty much all amount of Team Cap hit-pieces.

Because I hate myself, I have recently spent an ungodly amount of time reading this series of ficlets and summarizing each of them. I don’t know why I did it, but I’m realizing now that it would be a useful way to give those interested some idea of what the Tony stans say without giving them more attention than they deserve.

If you want to play a drinking game while reading my notes, take a shot every time one of the following happens:

Natasha is exposed and humiliated (not like that) during Iron Man 2

the SHIELD Info Dump got hundreds of agents killed, this could have been avoided if they just called Tony, and Steve, Nat, and Sam are arrested for it

the chase in Bucharest caused a tunnel to collapse and killed a bunch of civilians

Team Cap (mostly Steve and Wanda) are imprisoned and/or executed for their "crimes"

the Snap is never undone, and this is portrayed as the right thing to do

the world unanimously loves the Sokovia Accords and the only people on the whole planet who disagree with them are Team Cap

Steve and co were in Lagos illegally and there would have been no explosion if they had just let the Nigerian authorities handle Rumlow

one of the Avengers (usually Tony) murders the Maximoff twins at some point during AoU and no one cares but Steve

Tony (or one of his props) explodes at Steve (or another member of Team Cap) over something)

Wanda is abandoned, arrested, tried, depowered, imprisoned, humiliated, or executed. Or all of the above, in that order. (Seriously, the Tony stans are fucking vicious to her)

So with all that said, here we go. I swear on all that his holy in the multiverse, I did not make up a single one of these:

Steve bankrupts his mom with medical bills after getting into fights and they end up homeless.

Steve is arrested for trying to get into the army

Steve is arrested for his trip into Hydra territory to rescue the 107th

Same as above, but in this one Howard and Peggy are shot down after dropping Steve off and both die

Steve, Sam, and Nat are arrested for the Info Dump

Tony berates Steve for asking him to mind his language

Bucky is brought to the Avengers Compound, and when the truth about him is revealed everyone turns on Steve

Sam is arrested for stealing the Falcon wings

Tony explodes at Steve for judging him based on footage

Tony explodes at Steve during the wood-chopping scene in AoU

Tony refuses to give the Maximoffs a second chance and arrests them in the tower

Zemo wakes up the 5 Winter Soldiers and they kill Steve

Tony explodes at Bruce for nodding off at his story (the IM3 post-credit scene)

Bucky has a PTSD attack in Bucharest and is gunned down

Tony refuses to give Wanda a second chance and she is imprisoned after the battle of Sokovia

Natasha is unmasked in Iron Man 2 and leaves in disgrace

Sam turns on Steve when he says that Wanda is a kid

Rhodey explodes at Steve, Bucky and Sam when he arrests them in Bucharest

Steve and the Howling Commandos accidentally charge guns blazing into a civilian factory and kill dozens of workers before noticing anything is wrong

Bucky freaks out when he meets Wanda in the parking garage and turns on Team Cap

Scott, Hank, and Hope are arrested for raiding the Avengers Compound, and Scott’s family abandons him

Scott almost dies inside Tony’s suit in CW, and gets arrested and abandoned

Scott has a seizure when becoming Giant-Man and is arrested and abandoned

Steve and Wanda are accosted by civilians after Lagos, and Wanda turns on Steve

Steve and Bucky are unable to start the Quinjet, and Rhodey is shocked to learn about the 5 Winter Soldiers (this one pretends Steve didn’t mention them minutes earlier)

The Nigerian authorities deal with Rumlow and Steve’s team is arrested for illegally being there

Steve is overzealous about being the army and gets himself killed

Same as above, but this time Bucky dies as well

Tony explodes at Coulson and Fury in Iron Man 2 after the party scene

Bucky explodes at Steve for protecting him in Siberia

Bucky runs back into the Siberian bunker to save Tony

Steve is berated for sympathizing with the Maximoffs at the start of AoU

Helen Cho is horrified to see that Wanda is an Avenger now, and gets her arrested

Natasha is arrested at the Capitol at the end of Winter Soldier

Steve isn’t allowed to see Peggy because her family is worried that the sight of him will make her forget them (because of course that’s how Alzheimer’s works)

Bucky surrenders in Bucharest and there is no fight at all (apparently this one forgets that it was a kill-on-sight order)

Erskine didn’t care one bit about Steve and was just using him as a guinea pig. The serum is a complete failure and Steve dies.

Natasha is arrested for her undercover work in Iron Man 2

Sharon refuses to help Steve find Bucky and he attacks her, getting himself arrested

Steve and Bucky are arrested when they go to break their friends out of the Raft

Steve holds a press conference after Lagos and it blows up in his face. Apparently Tony has no obligation to help with the damage in Lagos, but there were no disasters while he was on the team because Ultron was Wanda’s fault, not his. Wanda gets deported back to Sokovia and executed, and the other three are imprisoned for life.

Bruce returns and when he sees that Wanda is an Avenger now he Hulks out and beats the shit out of her

Clint’s family were killed as a result of the Info Dump, so Clint kills Steve, Nat and Sam as revenge before killing himself

Pietro dies in Strucker’s experiments and Wanda destroys the Hydra base as revenge (this one pretends she was the one who wanted it instead of him)

Sam turns on Steve during the Accords discussion

Ultron is disgusted by the Maximoff twins backstory, so he kills them and decides that maybe Tony is worth listening to

Steve is berated for his “there’s only one God” comment in the first Avengers film

Sam’s wings break and he wants to go to Tony to get them fixed, but Steve says no

Steve gets killed when he goes to free Bucky and the 107th

Clint turns on Wanda after seeing her subdue Vision. He later learns that she was manipulating him and the rest of the Avengers to make them feel sympathy for her, and she gets imprisoned for life.

Tony goes on a profane rampage at Steve over the “big man in a suit of armor” comment in the first Avengers film

Fury and Coulson berate Natasha for her assessment of Tony in Iron Man 2

Sharon is arrested for helping Steve get to Bucharest (despite presumably being written before FatWS, this one does offer a decent explanation for why she might be evil now).

Ultron stops mid-fight to say that Wanda is his creator and Tony is innocent, so Clint kills her without hesitation. This understandably blows up in their faces, and he and Steve get killed as well. Also, Hulk paralyzes Natasha, Thor kills Pietro, and Sam bails, so the only Avengers left are Tony, Rhodey, and Vision (aka, the only ones Tony stans like).

Tony freaks out and shoots Nick Fury at the end of Iron Man

Vision stops Wanda from leaving with Clint and talks down to her

Natasha turns on Steve after the chase in Bucharest

Wanda fails to contain the bomb in Lagos, so she and Steve die. Sam and Nat are arrested for being there illegally

Sam is a Hydra agent and he kills Steve and Nat when they go to him for help (I genuinely do not know what the purpose of this one was. Maybe it was the writer’s idea of punishing them for not going to Tony).

Bucky yells at Steve after breaking up the fight in the theater alley, because apparently the guy protesting was just grieving his brother and Steve attacked him for it.

Team Cap are actually OK with the Accords and are enraged at Steve for not explaining it to them when he comes to break them out of the Raft. Also, Wanda apparently brainwashed them into being on Steve’s side.

Steve and Nat are arrested at the airport and killed by vengeful SHIELD agents who were victims of the Info Dump

Team Cap is kicked out of Wakanda and arrested

Tony ousts the World Security Council as Hydra after the first Avengers film, and the team disbands.

Peggy accidentally hurts someone when testing Steve’s shield, and both of them are arrested for it.

Shuri explodes at T’Challa for harboring Steve and Bucky.

Tony goes to help Vision, who has been severely hurt by Wanda in her escape. This one also involves Natasha getting exposed and berated for “betraying” Tony.

Jarvis comes back after AoU and gets Wanda executed.

Tony notices Wanda coming up behind him in Strucker’s base and kills both her and Pietro. Steve is berated for showing sympathy to them.

Wanda helped mindwipe Bucky once, and when they meet Bucky recognizes Wanda and murders her.

Team Cap is mean to Tony when he doesn’t have time to help them with their equipment (this is easily the pettiest one yet).

Sharon is a Hydra agent who led Steve on in CW in order to get him disgraced.

Bucky turns himself in before Steve can get to him, and explodes at Steve when he visits.

Clint is Team Iron Man.

Friday hacks into Wakanda’s systems and kills Bucky in his cryo-tube. Steve attacks T’Challa over this, and all of Team Cap are kicked out.

Steve is talked down to after expressing his disapproval with the future (it’s one of those “you’re not a real captain” ones)

Zemo tries a diplomatic approach and sends the tape of the Starks murder to Tony. Steve and Nat are disgraced and imprisoned, and Wanda is deported back to Sokovia and executed.

Rhodey freaks out at Steve for not supporting the Accords. Steve goes to Vienna and is injured in the bombing, so Tony and Rhodey retrieve Bucky from Bucharest. Steve and Wanda are denied a place on the Accords-approved Avengers (and though it doesn’t say, I’m guessing he went to prison for life and she was executed, because that’s this writer’s favorite thing to do to them).

Wanda leaves the Compound against Tony’s wishes, gets attacked by angry civilians, talked down to by Vision for defending herself when they get violent, and eventually sent to Sokovia and executed.

Tony sees Natasha’s assessment of him and laughs at it

Natasha realizes that Steve doesn’t actually care about Wanda and is only using her so the Avengers will accept Bucky, so she comes to the conclusion that the Avengers are dangerous terrorists under Steve’s command and sells him out to Tony. Steve is disgraced and imprisoned for life, Wanda is depowered and executed, and Nat is imprisoned for the foreseeable future, but she is happy that she finally “saw the light” (read: realized that Tony was a blameless baby and she was an irredeemable monster).

Steve refuses to train more and gets talked down to by everyone (it’s another “you’re not a real captain” one). He eventually gets arrested and sentenced to life in a mental ward.

Tony realizes that Steve doesn’t actually care about Wanda and is only using her so the Avengers will accept Bucky. Also, Steve refused to read the Accords even though he is the only Avenger who canonically did.

Steve is unable to get through to Bucky on the helicarrier and they both die

The Ancient One, Mordo, and Kaecillius show up at the Avengers Compound to arrest Wanda at Tony and Bruce’s request. She is depowered, sent back to Sokovia, and imprisoned for life. Steve is disgraced for siding with her.

Everyone is angry at Wakanda for not sharing their vibranium sooner (honestly, I think that’s valid)

Tony lures Team Cap into a trap and gets them all arrested. Laura divorces Clint and says she hates all of them, Vision talks down to Wanda before she is deported to Sokovia (and probably executed), and Tony talks down to Steve.

Sam turns on Steve and sells him out to Tony instead of recruiting Scott

Tony gets mad at Thor for insinuating that Asgard is better than Earth, and after New York he burns SHIELD to the ground and makes sure everyone in it is arrested.

Captain Phillips refuses to let Erskine use Steve for Project Rebirth

Hydra agents find Team Cap after they are kicked out of Wakanda, and Steve abandons all of them to save Bucky

SHIELD confiscates Steve’s shield, and they get mad at him when he demands it back. Also apparently he killed people when he shoved them out of the way after waking up, because fuck you.

Scott berates Hank Pym for insulting Tony (I fucking love how this author’s idea of “redeeming” a character is just turning them into a massive Tony simp)

Wanda attacks both Steve and Bucky in Wakanda and erases Bucky’s mind completely as revenge for Steve “taking away her compensation” (which I guess was getting to live in the Compound).

Team Iron Man wins the airport fight and Peter lectures Team Cap for not supporting the Accords.

Sam goes to visit his old army buddies, but all of them are disgusted with him, Steve, and Nat for the Info Dump, insisting that they should’ve just called Tony

The Avengers (mostly Steve) are berated for not helping Tony in Iron Man 3, and later are arrested for the Info Dump

The people of Novi Grad are furious at Wanda for compelling them to leave the city, and she gets arrested

Steve lashes out at Natasha when she tries to stop him and Bucky at the airport, and he ends up paralyzing her. Tony doesn’t come to Siberia, so Bucky freaks out at Steve when he learns Tony didn’t know about his role in the death of his parents. They fight, Bucky wins, and Steve is imprisoned

Ramonda lectures T’Challa for his actions in Civil War

Bucky is disgusted by Steve’s eagerness to fight, and ends up going home. The Howling Commandos are never formed

Peter is injured by the crate at the airport, and Tony explodes at Steve over this

Hulk murders Wanda and Pietro in Sokovia, and is angry with Nat for triggering him

The Avengers are all psych evaluated after Sokovia, and Wanda, Steve, and Nat are jailed for what is found

Steve, Sam, and Nat are arrested for accidentally assaulting FBI agents assuming they are Hydra

Clint kills both of the Maximoffs at the shipyard. Nat is later arrested for not telling Tony about Bucky.

Tony sends the scepter back to Asgard with Thor after realizing that Wanda showed him a vision, and later kills both of the twins.

Tony kills Steve in Siberia after being rendered half-dead himself, and both he and Bucky are rescued later.

Scott Lang and Darren Cross both die in their battle, and Hank gets arrested (I seriously have no clue what the purpose of this one was).

Captain Phillips explodes at Steve for his grenade stunt

Tony explodes at Steve for objecting to the Accords after telling him about Charles Spencer

Wanda and Pietro turn on Ultron before Seoul and end up defeating him (on paper this one is fine, but it’s FULL of prop-Tony shit, such as Wanda “seeing reason” by realizing that Tony is actually a blameless baby and she is the true monster)

Peggy rejects Steve when he goes back in time for her, and later he gets killed trying to save Bucky

Pepper explodes at Team Cap at Tony’s funeral, and makes sure all of them get arrested

Rhodey actually obeys Ross and arrests Team Cap at the Compound.

Zemo explodes at T’Challa for not caring about innocents (lmao what?)

Steve, Nat, Sam, and Wanda recklessly go after terrorists in Cleveland and cause lots of damage, but they don’t care

Shuri realizes that she killed people during the chase in Korea and has a breakdown. T’Challa is dethroned and disgraced.

Bucky gets a serious head injury protecting Steve in a fight in Brooklyn, and gets up getting denied an army position because of that

Scott has doubts about being on Team Cap, so Wanda tries to mind-control him into being on their side, but Bucky kills her.

Wanda is in fact a loyal Hydra agent and tries to detain the Avengers for them, but Tony defeats her, and then she is deported and executed.

President Ellis lectures Team Cap for not supporting the Accords, and Natasha betrays them by telling Tony about Bucky.

Apparently Wakanda kills people who come close to discovering their secret, so they get charged for it.

Tony and Steve actually start fighting each other on the helicarrier before Loki’s attack. Tony wins.

Laura is pro-Accords, so Clint goes behind her back to help Team Cap. Laura divorces him, the kids hate him, and he ends up in jail.

Loki learns about Wanda and decides to look into her. He realizes she is just biding her time to kill Tony, so he takes her powers and gets her arrested.

Peter is told about Wanda’s escape from the Compound and tells Vision that he is in an abusive relationship (this one lies and claims that she is trying to manipulate Vision into hating Tony, and that she actually doesn’t care one bit about his feelings).

Wanda tries to use her powers on someone during a mission, and that person kills her in retaliation. Steve is disgraced for defending her.

Clint gets imprisoned for his 5-year stint as Ronin (fair enough, but the author clearly did this to punish him for betraying Tony).

Sarah Rogers explodes at Steve for constantly getting into fights.

Wanda kills Nat during the airport fight, so Clint kills her in retaliation and then joins Team Iron Man.

Steve loses the serum, and Tony and Bruce are unable to recreate it. Tony stops trying after learning about Bucky and kicks him out.

Bucky explodes at Steve over his plan to go back in time, and later gets him arrested.

Tony explodes at Bruce at the Sanctum for not caring enough about him.

Vision follows Steve and co to Lagos, prevents the bomb, and lectures Steve for illegally entering and hiding things from Tony. Steve and Nat are jailed, Sam is disgraced, and Wanda “owns up to the consequences of her actions” (which I’m guessing means life in prison and depowerment).

Steve is killed by a Hydra spy shortly after getting the serum.

Wanda confesses her guilt to the Avengers and all of them except Steve turn on her. Both of them are imprisoned and she is depowered and deported.

Stan Lee’s character from Winter Soldier gets fired because the Captain America costume was stolen on his watch, so he turns to crime and gets arrested for it, but so do Steve, Nat and Sam (I will admit, the idea of Stan Lee robbing a jewelry store with alien tech is hilarious, but still)

Steve’s team is arrested and interrogated after Lagos, and all of them turn on him

Natasha hurts Happy during their boxing match, and Tony explodes at her after realizing who she is

Okoye deters T’Challa from going on a revenge quest, and as a result Steve and Bucky are both killed in Bucharest

What’s left of Wakanda throws out the Avengers after the Snap, blaming them for everything. Steve and Nat are immediately arrested after getting back to the US (because of course the government would have that as their top priority).

Bucky sneaks into Strucker’s base and kills Wanda and Pietro

Pepper convinces Scott to turn in Hank and Hope after he breaks into the Avengers Compound

Tony murders Steve and Bucky in Siberia, personally oversees Wanda’s execution, and completely destroys the rest of Team Cap. Clint ends up in prison for life (and gets paralyzed), Natasha gets brutally murdered by victims of the Info Dump, Sam goes to prison as well, and Scott is more or less ignored. (This one has a Dark!Tony warning at the start, but to be completely honest I seriously think the writer believes this is 100% what should have happened.)

Steve only rescues Bucky from Zola’s base, and the rest of his unit are executed by Hydra as punishment

Natasha rats out Steve to Tony at the Barton farm

Scott is Team Iron Man

SHIELD agents who lost their families in the Info Dump torture Steve, Nat, and Sam to death

Tony actually tells Pepper about the palladium poisoning (nothing wrong with this on paper, but it includes him exploding at Nat and SHIELD for not helping)

Tony works round the clock to save as many SHIELD agents from the Info Dump as he can, and later explodes at Steve and Nat for not calling him for help

Loki explodes at Frigga and leaves Asgard in a rage

Clint is so broken by Loki’s mind control that he retires in disgrace

Sam is horrified to learn about what Steve is hiding, and sells him out to Tony. Nat and Wanda are executed, and Steve is imprisoned for life.

Vision “sees the light” and realizes that every Avenger who isn’t Tony or Rhodey is an evil psychopath, deciding that he hates Wanda in particular, and he is the one to go to Siberia, where he seriously considers murdering Steve on the spot after the video is played (does ANY of this sound like Vision to you?).

Tony and Pepper explode at Steve, Nat, and Scott when they come to their house. The Snap is never undone, and this is framed as the right thing to do.

Steve gets arrested for starting a fight and Bucky bails him out, but then turns on him

Steve is killed by a sniper during the chase in Bucharest, and Sam and Bucky are both arrested (because of course a sniper would aim for Captain Fucking America instead of the Winter Soldier)

Steve and co are going behind Tony’s back searching for Bucky, and he explodes at them when he finds out

Tony explodes at Natasha after the airport fight (over her ego retort), and gets her arrested

This one was essentially a full-length prop-Tony fic from Thor’s POV; instead of choking Stark he immediately forgives Tony’s betrayal and gets mad at Steve for berating Tony, and he later murders Wanda in the tower (and also, Vision isn’t Vision, he’s just Jarvis in a body).

Tony’s blowup at Steve at the start of Endgame is taken further (and played as if he is in the right). Also, Nebula wants to murder Steve and Nat because Tony

Bruce freaks out at Steve in Wakanda, demanding to know why Wanda is an Avenger now

Tony and Rhodey have an argument over Rhodey apparently treating Tony like an idiot

Bruce returns during the Accords discussion and takes Tony’s side. Wanda is depowered and humiliated, and the rest of Team Cap is arrested

Steve and Nat are tried and convicted for the Info Dump

Sam discovers that Wanda is a psychopath who is just biding her time to kill all the Avengers

Wanda turns on Hydra and flees with Pietro, but they are caught and killed

Hope calls Tony instead of recruiting Scott

Peter explodes at Steve for dropping a crate on him

Strange explodes at Mordo after defeating Dormammu

Nick Fury explodes at Steve for suggesting the Info Dump, then rats him out to Tony when he suspects Bucky killed the Starks

Wanda is detained after the Battle of Sokovia and executed

The Avengers disband after the Battle of New York, and Steve and Nat are disgraced for not caring about collateral damage

Jarvis takes matters into his own hands during Iron Man 2 and tells Rhodey about the pallidium poisoning. They later burn SHIELD to the ground, and Steve is never defrosted.

Thor explodes at Sif and the Warriors Three after Loki’s “death” in the first Thor film

T’Challa “sees reason” after bringing Steve and Bucky to Wakanda, realizes the Accords are actually a great thing, refuses to help him free his friends from the Raft (because in this writer’s mind they deserve it), and turns both of them in for ridiculously long prison sentences.

This author also wrote a few other ficlets in a separate story regarding what would happen if Tony died earlier:

Natasha accidentally kills Tony when she injects him with that chemical in Iron Man 2, so JARVIS goes on the warpath and burns SHIELD to the ground

Thor inadvertently snaps Tony’s neck when he lifts him up in AoU, so Bruce Hulks out and beats the shit out of him. Steve, Clint, and Natasha go to Africa and get killed by Ultron, and later JARVIS returns and takes matters into his own hands, defeating Ultron and brutally murdering the Maximoffs as well as turning Thor’s cell into a gas chamber to kill him (which is framed as a good thing without a single hint of irony).

Wanda kills Tony when she drops cars on him, so Rhodey beats the ever-loving shit out of her and makes sure she gets executed. Also, the rest of Team Cap goes to jail for life.

Steve accidentally kills Tony when they are fighting over the Cradle, so Bruce Hulks out, graphically disembowels Wanda and Pietro, and beats the shit out of Steve. Ultron is defeated, but not before killing Natasha.

This same author also wrote a full fic series in which the following happens:

- Howard and Maria come back to life and prop Tony.

- every character aside from Tony, Rhodey, Pepper, FRIDAY, Vision, Happy, Howard, and Maria are treated as monsters who deserve no sympathy.

- Team Cap (including Natasha) is arrested and put on trial. The entire world hates them, and all of them are convicted. They are all thoroughly demolished (Laura divorces Clint before he goes to prison, Sam is told that everyone hates him, Natasha is humiliated on live TV when she tries to speak in her defense, Steve is almost attacked by a furious mob, and Vision takes the time to talk down to Wanda and tell her that he hates her). All of them get insanely long prison sentences, except for Wanda, who is executed. The world is absolutely ecstatic at the downfall of them.

- Clint and Nat get no sympathy because they used to be assassins

- Wanda gets no sympathy because she is apparently a loyal Hydra agent

- Steve gets no sympathy because he killed thousands of people in the Info Dump, Bucharest, and in Uganda apparently.

- Sam and Scott get no sympathy because... they followed Steve? Yeah, I dunno.

- T’Challa is still vilified because... he betrayed Team Iron Man I guess?

Yet despite all this, Tony is treated as a paragon of virtue who has every right to get his perfect life, because apparently he has never done anything wrong in his life.

In the fic’s follow-up, Team Iron Man actually beats Thanos, because apparently Team Cap was always the problem. And (this is my absolute favorite part) Loki is allowed to be an Accords-sanctioned Avenger. Loki. Think about that; this author unironically believes that Loki is more of a hero than Steve Rogers.

If anyone REALLY wants to know more, I will post a link, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

In the near future I will be providing some screengrabbed comments from this fic and others like it.

#mcu fanfiction #ao3 #shit tony stans say #wtf #i am so sorry #this should never have seen the light of day

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minty-tea-soup · 1 year

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Spiders can have little a toothpaste, as a treat

So this was from god knows how long ago but considering I might actually start posting on this app I figured hell I'll start with the spider toothpaste rant as a treat.

It starts when I sit down to write a Spider-man and Daredevil fanfiction where Peter Parker gets changed very young and due to the world being a bit more dystopian after the Sokovia Accords May Parker has to give Peter to Matt to take care of and hide. Because Peter isn't just given powers, he is definitely a whole lot more spider. Extra limbs, eyes, venomous, picks up spider mannerisms etc.

So where does toothpaste come to play here? Well most toothpastes are mint and I happened to know Mint was a good spider repellent cause I love mint and dislike spiders near me.

And I went: wouldn't it be funny is little Peter didn't want to brush teeth cause mint to Matt's confusion.

It was supposed to be one maybe two lines to show that Peter was very much spider now.

Then I was looking up stuff that was repellent for spiders and I see baking soda. And I go…. fuck that's what's in non-minty toothpaste/the only toothpaste I know that isn't minty off the top of my head. That page also tells me that something called DE is instant kill for spiders. I go "what's DE?" Turns out it is an instant kill for spiders and great for dental health so much so that it is often used for homemade toothpaste so you don't have to buy all the chemicals and some toothpastes already have it.

So Fuck. I'm lucky that Matt didn't instantly make Peter sick/kill him.

Then I think wait what about salt water?

Instant kill for spiders.

Holy fuck why does everything kill spiders. This thing is curing my arachnophobia cause hot damn spiders are shit at surviving it seems. And like yes I know they can survive fine but they cannot survive toothpaste via my google searches. And now I'm also very very into trying and finding a toothpaste that Matt can give Peter and not have Peter reject cause it makes him sick.

Also at this point I've decided that all of this is going into the fic, cause I'm doing all this research and it's funny.

Finally I find charcoal toothpaste that doesn't have any instant kills or repellents in it. Charcoal's only use against spiders is that if you are not it can help draw out the venom but you can do that with snakes too. Great amazing.

Then just to be sure cause I've been cursed to be the curious cat that keeps using up it's lives for research I look at what is on charcoal.

Sawdust.

I look up what type of wood sawdust is normally made from.

Pine, for, spruce, hemlock, CEDAR, and redwood.

Cedar is repellent for spiders which means there is a 1 in 5 chance that everytime that Matt tries the toothpaste on Peter, Peter has a reaction cause heightened senses remember? So now something that was supposed to be two lines and funny is about a page and Matt is feeling tested by god because I'm feeling tested by god.

So I have him make his own charcoal and in turn his own charcoal toothpaste and declare himself victorious at being able to find spider safe toothpaste.

Will anyone appreciate the effort?

Probably not.

Matt will continue to scream into pillows.

However this rant became my go to silly rant during Covid and is almost two years old now? and when meeting new people cause it's funny and it lets me see how they react when I info dump. Like my dad who told me I was wasting my time verses my friend who has now heard it like 4 times start to finish and thinks it is great.

But then I got a development on this rant after two years because I too hate toothpaste with a passion it just feels gross and leaves mouth weird and fucks with tongue. And so my mom as a joke got me kids strawberry toothpaste which upon reading the ingredients realized that children's toothpaste might have worked perfectly fine to solve Matt's problem which is fucking funny as hell. However the silica that a lot of them have might actually not been great cause it can dry out bugs, which is partly why you can use some types as toothpaste in small amounts as a pest repellent! The other reason is they fucking hate the smell. Again toothpaste against bugs is an interesting thing.

But yeah your right spiders can have toothpaste, but they probably won't like it.

#when you do way too much research for fanfic #spider-man #matthew murdock #spider toothpaste rant

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batmanrogues-scenarios · 1 year

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Any rogues

W close friend who might be neurodivergent

Happy stims whenever something cool happens

They WILL rant to you about information they've learned thanks to their curiosity, it's how they show they trust you

Hyperfixations got them in a tight hold so they act like a kid who got their present whenever you give them something from their hyperfixation, they do not care if it's a kids toy or whatever they only care about the part that it's from their hyperfixation

Speaking of hyperfixations, they'll rant to you (but if you're not alr w it then okay) about the whole story, lore, theories, etc. About it and will be happy if they see you actually listening to them

Has a hard time making friends cause they're mostly seen as weird or annoying, friend also doesn't know how

Vv possessive of what they consider theirs, would immediately take it out of your hands but they'd make exceptions

They're sensitive to akwardness so akward moment scene shows in TV? They literally leave the room

Gets upset whenever their routine gets slightly destroyed

- SS

(I probably have autism but I still need to research more before I can self diagnose properly)

Yeah, I relate to few of those.

I hope you will get diagnosed properly.

Scarecrow

He probably knew this and would ask them about it

Just listens to their rants and takes notes for future

Might grab them something if they help him, for special occasions

Not that interested in their series probably but still listens, might ask about plot points

He isn't touching anything after he learns that

Just let's out a laugh when they leave the room

He also has a routine so they're both upset

Mr Freeze

Likes working while they info dump him, same with their hyper fixation might not understand much but likes listening to it

Looks for the stuff related to their series to get them for birthdays or holidays

Respects their boundaries and asks before touching anything

Switches channel after that

Tries to make them feel better, saying they can go back to their routine after they're finished

Catwoman

Dies their hair while listening to whatever they want to talk about

If she sees anything related to their hyper fixation she will steal it

Still touches stuff but in secret to not upset them

Teased them about how embarrassed they are, jokes about how poor or lucky their future S/O will be

Believe hon, she feels similar but you gotta do what you gotta do

#scarecrow x platonic!reader #mr freeze x platonic!reader #catwoman x platonic!reader #smitten simp #pati writes

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bbnibini · 3 months

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Give me all the info on your Lilith now (pretty please <3)!

General Info 05 Which deadly sin best aligns with them? Which one do they embody the least?

General Info 10 What was there initial reaction to Diavolo's plans of uniting the three realms? Has their opinion changed? Or rather, what would it have been?

Angel 08 Have they ever questioned Father? What for? Were they punished for it?

Angel 10 What is something they would willingly fall for? (other than love, if there is anything)

I hope those aren't too many questions but if it is, feel free to skip some! Hope you have a lovely week! 💚💚

Thanks for the ask! Lilith's character was fleshed out for my AU, which is a canon-divergent AU for Obey Me I had been working on since 2020 that surprisingly, had a lot of its elements/lore become canon throughout the years lmao. Also, I'm sorry if this is more of a Father lore dump than Lilith it's just He's deeply connected to the Celestial War cause He was the reason it even happened in the first place.;;

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Which deadly sin best aligns with them? Which one do they embody the least?

Ever since I was writing for Lilith in 2020, I had always made Satan her parallel. She is the reason why Satan looks the way he is: Satan's penchant for pranking Lucifer as a way of showing affection reminiscent of the playful and sisterly affection Lilith has with Lucifer. She is the reason why Lucifer is clouded with nostalgia and regret instead of annoyance and anger whenever Satan attempts to put a curse on him/prank him etc, because Satan resembles the sibling he failed to protect. Satan is arguably the one he spoils the most because he fills in what he had lost/whom in his eyes, he had failed and "disappointed", despite the fact that he will never admit it himself.

Of course, just because she is the reason for Satan's existence in my HC doesn't mean she and Satan are the same person. While Satan embodied wrath, the sin of lust embodies Lilith the most. In OG Obey Me, love was Lilith's driving force to committing a taboo. In my own interpretation of lust and love, both concepts are like "sisters" to each other. At times, the lines between love and lust blur. Lilith fell in love. A love deep enough that caused her to question how her Father ran the Celestial Realm. It was love, a strong desire that she knew would always be a dream. A castle in the air. A wish that can never come true. The difference between canon Lilith and my Lilith is she had done something far, far worse than loving a human. She dared to question her Creator AND fall in love with another god, Father's equal, which had of course given Father more of a motive to punish her severely. But love and lust are not the only driving forces that drove Lilith to fight back from Father's judgement; it is of course a big influence nonetheless.

I would say out of all the seven deadly sins, sloth would be the least compatible with her. Lilith is very much a go-getter and a stubborn-headed, reckless bullheaded woman who would even fight God (she actually did in my fic lmao) to protect the people she cares about, to fight for the inequality and apathy she had been seeing in how Father ran the Celestial Realm, no matter how powerless she was or how little chances she had to actually win. This woman is GRIT personified.

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What was there initial reaction to Diavolo's plans of uniting the three realms? Has their opinion changed?

Or rather, what would it have been?

Well, Lilith had passed away long before RAD was established so she wouldn't really have much of a reaction. /hj

Kidding aside, due to her experiences in the Celestial War, she is very sceptical if it would actually result into something, given how she and her brothers lost the war and gradually realised their Father is a selfish prick and "cares" in a very self-serving Old Testament kind of way and would never actually let it happen. Father's got a really big ego, is easily jealous, and hates the idea of His children loving other gods or superior beings besides Him. Even if the two other Realms are willing to negotiate, she knows it will lead to nowhere so long as Father remains…Father.

But I think she would warm up to the idea once she sees how much rizz her descendant has. MC pretty much inherited her stubbornness/grit that it might actually be possible make the Demon Prince's dream into a reality.

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Have they ever questioned Father? What for? Were they punished for it?

I tried to condense it as much as I could, but tl;dr is Lilith despises Father. Even after her husband Samael eventually forgave Him. Nope. She will stay mad forever.

Very much. My AU is slightly different from the OG and NB timeline. The reason for the Celestial War is a lot more complicated than food being fed to a human. Rather than one solid reason, it's pretty much a spider webbed-shaped stack of dominoes that collapsed on each other. It's a mess. The mess leading to one common denominator: Father.

I'll leave some snippets of the lore as links here if you're interested. Here's also the completed spinoff I wrote last last year that gives it more detail.

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Why did the Celestial War happen because of Father? It's simple---Father is selfish. In my AU, Gods are complete beings on their own. They don't need anyone to be complete. You could say His motives to create humans into social creatures is His way of trying to detach them from being completely made "into His likeness". He's afraid of others taking His spot. He's better than everyone else. No one else deserves to be made exactly like His likeness, even His son (psst it's the J man). He could have easily made His son His equal just like how Samael did with his brother Leviathan (this is a lot of lore dump but basically in my AU, Levi is a god and is not related to the Demon Brothers at all, but is Samael/OC-fied Simeon's biological brother,that's why he can't exactly fit in well with other demons, even his own "brothers" cause he had never been a demon. His powers+memories were just sealed after protecting Lucifer and his siblings when they fell so he became one.) but instead, he made His son into a human.

While it's true that He does love humanity, a being that only knew love through loving Himself would inevitably love in a self-serving way (which is why when I heard in NB this is pretty much canon now, I'm not surprised cause it does have a rl lore backing. I haven't actually read the new NB chapters so my own judgement of how accurate it is to Old Biblical texts will be reserved in the future).

Father created "everything" but had proved to be incompetent in actually running the "everything he created from nothing", leaving the seraphim to clean up after Him. He's this divine being put in a pedestal but couldn't actually care less about His creations and only expresses love when He feels like it, much like your average Olympian god. There's inequality and power imbalance in the Celestial Realm but He could care less. Rather, the concept of "caring" is foreign to Him. Everyone is pretty much "equal" in His eyes. So what if the other angels are being mistreated or discriminated? When Father was making "laws", He actually didn't know ANYTHING about social relationships and humanity (gods are solitary beings in my AU) so a lot of them are contradictory or didn't make sense. The humans? Weak. Defenceless. Sure, let's thrown My son in there. Nothing could go wrong, right? In every thoughtless action He does, He just thinks "surely this wouldn't affect My children in a significantly negative way, right? Even if it does, I'll leave Lucifer and the other seraphim to fix it". Lucifer is TIRED. Lucifer wants to go to rebel! Oh wait-

All joking's aside, once Lilith discovered and realised that there are ACTUAL GODS besides Father, that's when her beliefs in Him started to shake, even more when she realised the seraphim, HER OWN BROTHER knows this from the start? That there's these two sibling gods that embodied contradictory traits from what they know what a god was, what Father was: Samael and Leviathan treat each other like family. The love each other like family, just like how Lilith loves her own family. They know they can exist without each other but STILL CHOSE TO STAY TOGETHER AND BE FAMILY TOGETHER. They're the opposite of what a seemingly independent, solitary being a god was. Samael was kind, thoughtful, a little cowardly and gloomy but he was also pure and selfless and loving and everything that Lilith could have ever wanted. He was also a god. Forbidden. Could not be. And he was trapped. Made to believe he was something he was not. Made to think he was this strange and horrifying monster for being different from his fellow "angels", and locked himself away.

There's a lot more, morally dubious and outright disgusting things that Father did especially to Samael that Lilith is understandably furious about but it's a lot and I don't want to overwhelm with more infodump but yes, Lilith did fight back and she was punished for it. Her brothers were punished for it. Leviathan who protected them was punished alongside them, and Samael punished himself for not being able to protect them. But to save her from being obliterated, Samael preserved Lilith's soul and kept it in the darkness until they can reunite when his duties have finally been fulfilled. He also sealed Leviathan's memories and made a deal with Father to give Levi a cover-up background story that he had always been one of Lucifer's siblings. It's a lot. Samael had reasons for it and I have an entire longfic that can explain more but I'll stop there lol. Thanks for reading!

EDIT: OMG I didn't realise I left this out!!;;;

⭐Angel 10 What is something they would willingly fall for? (other than love, if there is anything)

Fighting for what's right. Lilith would willingly fall if it means she can make the lives of others better. Her fellow angels getting a better life and better treatment in the Celestial Realm is one of her other reasons why she fought against Father in the Celestial Realm.

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #ask #spoilers #biblical references #obey me lilith #this was fun but omg I just realised how much detail I put in the lore lmao sry if it's too much text;

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