#cause if it the illegal kind

[sysig]

Let him dad her!! (Patreon)

#Doodles #Adventure Time #Fionna and Cake #Fionna Campbell #Simon Petrikov #I cannot BeLieve that they didn't hug at any point - illegal. One million years dungeon #She slapped him (deservedly) but they didn't hug by the end??? I had to fix it #Jerry is my favourite episode so that at least was an easy choice lol #If anywhere would be a good place to cross that line it would be to comfort her! I can't imagine he'd initiate tho haha #She's just seeking comfort so badly <3 I know she's at least legally considered an adult but she's still a kid! #And Simon just keeps adopting kids lol #He's a good dad :) Not a perfect one but y'know? He helps where he can #Sometimes all we need is a parent figure giving you a hug and saying ''You know what? You're right - this sucks. But I see you'' #Fionna's quite interesting 'cause like - she's meant to be a Finn but there are a lot of differences between her and quite a few Finns! #A lot of that is Because she lived in Simon's head for so long but I wonder - most Finns have decent support systems and she seems a little #Well not lacking Exactly but her fallbacks aren't as numerous - and she's not able to fulfill her life's purpose so she's just kinda wayward #Seeing that kind of Finn finally able to spread their wings but still have a lot of Finn trappings like naivety and impulsivity ♪ #She's interesting! I quite like her :D Plus it's cool to see her natural EQ when she calls out Simon later in this episode unknowingly haha #I stopped at episode eight for a while but year her line about ''Then you got on the bus right? :D'' and him refuting it #Hmmm ♪ It was certainly interesting - I'm glad they addressed it :) #Plus she's fun to draw haha ♫ Her bunny ears! And the jacket she took from Martin </3 She has a fun design #And as always Simon is fun to draw :) Especially piecemeal here haha - just his mouth or just his eyes ♪ Cute :)

[thefanciestborrower]

Time for a mini giant anatomy lesson featuring James! They got some wack insides and while most of it is explained in the drawing, I’ll go ahead and elaborate a bit under the cut. Uhhh, small warning for mentions of digestion I guess

So mini giants are really cool in the fact that their anatomy is pretty much made to consume and digest large creatures with relative ease. With the stomach in front of their major organs and ribcage and sternum being able to pop out of place, it’s fairly effortless for them to swallow human sized or smaller prey. Their jaw is made more for ripping and tearing than chewing, so I’d say their eating style is more similar to that of a crocodile or lion than anything. However, if it’s small enough then most food will be swallowed whole, and that’s why their digestive system is so wack.

Their heart has hole called a Foramen of Panizza that connects the left and right aorta in their heart and shunts blood straight to their stomach in order to help produce more gastric acid and speed up digestion. Realistically they could digest a human or something similar in about 1 to 1 1/2 weeks, give or take, which eliminates the risk of food going bad while still in their stomach. Their system has no problem processing whole prey items, bones at all. In fact, bones and organ meat are such an essential part of their diet to the point where most of their food is prepared with such things included! They��re also almost exclusively carnivorous so 90 percent of their meals are very meat heavy. 

On top of their stomach is a small third ‘lung’, that is used to cycle oxygen in and out of their stomach, and while this lung is in use, acid production stops. Most people aren’t entirely sure why they would need this process in the first place, but the most widely accepted theory is that it used to help keep prey alive longer so it wouldn’t start to rot before they could properly begin digestion. At any rate, it’s an adaptation that has proven extremely useful in recent years because although mini giants no longer eat live prey for food in any capacity, the craving to do so is still there, so temporarily eating a human friend with the help of said adaptation is an incredibly common practice. 

#Told you they’ve got wack anatomy lol #pretty human on the outside but not so much on the inside #vore mention #digestion mention #discussed in kind of a more biological sense #like they did historically used to eat people for food so while they don’t do that anymore cause it’s highly illegal #their body is still built for it #arts #oc james #lore #oc stuff

[dipyronegirl]

i have once again been discriminated against for my accent

#i’m kidding it’s not discrimination at all it’s just #i live in rio de janeiro right. and we have a very specific accent that’s different from all other states #we drag our sentences (so it sounds a bit lazy??) and we pronounce our S like an X #like. take the word ‘bolas’ (balls). we say bolash while literally every other state just says bolas like the S in the word ‘say’ #anyway. our accent makes us sound like players somehow; it’s hard to explain #and the carioca (means from rio) stereotype is that we always find shortcuts to everything; to get what we want without working for it #and it’s partially true tbh #but for some reason (i have no idea why) my accent specifically is very very strong (& i only found out ab it a few weeks ago) #and it makes me sound even more of a ‘player’. i asked ppl to be honest w me ab it and they said i sound like #a drug dealer or someone ‘shady’ that works w something illegal #and like i’m lazy and don’t care ab anything and maybe don’t take things seriously #and i mean all of it is true. kind of #but it’s shit that ppl can guess all my flaws just bc of my accent #sorry im rambling i’m so annoyed by this. i’d change if i could but idk how to speak differently fr #and ab my flaws. well i know i /can/ change them but idk how. i’m trying and i hope i become less lazy and more interested in serious thing #(cause yk. my biggest flaw is that i can’t bring myself to give a fuck ab the things i should care ab like responsibilities and shit) #god i’m rambling again im just so ughhh #text #giocore #about me #language

[marsixm]

trying not to sound like a transvestigator when clocking someone stealth but the crucial thing is being able to tell the difference between what those people point out (everyone hot in hollywood is trans, actually) vs the Real tells (a woman in her late 30’s with the most bizarrely specific special interests performing self taught carpentry and welding while wearing pearl necklaces and earrings)

#aka the Probably Gonna Cause A Sinkhole on tiktok lady #like its very obvious to me but i dont know if shes ever said it……..? im looking @ her profile rn #she reminds me a lot of someone else my friends and i know irl #who thinks shes an infallible genius bc she has some kind of highly technical doctorate #and thinks that means shes able to do things like live off the grid in convoluted schemes tjat are dangerous and illegal #like this extremely tracks with a milennial femme tgirl with an engineering degree #thinking trans girl stereotypes is all thigh highs and blahaj. you are like a little baby watch this

[muirneach]

just got our first illegal message from one of our bosses lets hear it for minimum wage retail

#shes like ‘oh but u signed a thing saying u wouldn’t’ a) no i didnt lol b) still illegal! that ‘confidentiality agreement’ is void under law #kind of want to tell her thats illegal… idk if i should risk it tho #cause. its not exactly like my coworkers pay is a hot topic in the breakroom or whatever #but it IS illegal to not let us and that itself is wrong #and also not that i love my job or anything but i don’t exactly want to lose it #<- even more illegal to fire someone for it but yknow lol dont want to fuck it up #hm. i might ask my law teacher about this tomorrow #oh wait i have my law textbook with me rn i can see for myself

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

Pfffffffft I shouldn't be giggling about your reaction but I am

Ok wait a second I'm being attacked on my side blog aftermare fic uuuuuuuh!???? What's happeninggg

Anyway, here have the braincells I borrow back

clutching my heart you're literally the embodiment of a sweet little bean waghghggh DEAD i am on the floor deceased and it's your fault >:'((( <333333

#ask #laughing?? at MY pain?? #i knew you were evil deep inside blue smh i am unsubscribing</3 #jk jk BOY am i glad people are listening to my pleas and sending you love cause istg you're packing up too much kindness in your little sel #you can't give back used braincells that's illegal!! buy me new ones you little racoon thief >:'Dc #SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU you're literally those cliché happy friendly dogs that everyone likes #golden retriever looking bean<3333 #thanks again for everything bulle!! next time you WILL find me reaching through the screen to hug you so don't test me >:'Dc

[arthur-r]

i have the most insane fucking news

#fafsa got reprocessed they gave me a pell grant and my college saw that and gave me 20 fucking thousand dollars of grants #i’m in a special club now too with a special name for Scholars with Exceptional Financial Need #i fucking THOUGHT so. was terrifying when they gave me zero dollars and i am so glad it was a mistake #anyway i told my teacher this and he says it’s cause i manifested it…. #i would say that my anxiety around the matter was not the kind of energy that brings in good things. but maybe i was secretly being positive #idk shdhdf it did arrive like five seconds after i decided i should commit anyway and figure out how to make it work #so then the universe said oh you’re actually gonna do it?? maybe i’ll save you from the hundred thousand dollars of debt actually #maybe college can be actually a possibility for you without ruining your life forever #so anyway everything is freaking incredible now and everything is okay #and i needed this. cause things have been getting worse and worse at home so like. positive news from an outside source is very much needed #i fucking knew i qualified for a pell grant and financial assistance i felt like i was being gaslit #they literally just miscalculated my family contribution. thought my dad must be funneling his income into something illegal cause we do not #have the money that the fafsa told me we did. but it was literally just fucking wrong and everything is okay #and my dad came into my room crying a couple days ago saying he wants to do everything he can to help me with my loans as soon as he’s done #with paying off his own or once they get forgave in a couple years. so arthur supportive father arc i guess. SHDHDHDF #that graph benji made about my dad getting less transphobic over time it’s coming true. guy put prefer not to answer in the gender section #of a form and he HOVERED OVER THE TRANS BUTTON. that’s insane coming from having screamed at each other about trans issues since before i #even knew that i was trans my dad and i had gotten in screaming debates about queerness and now he keeps saying weird stuff about how he #wants my life to be good. which is fucking baseline father behavior that’s what you’re supposed to get out of a dad but like. i have always #felt like i’m either drenched in expectations or that he just can’t wait for me to leave. so this is really good progress. and with the #financial aid that means that he’s actually going to be able to help. do you understand what this means my dad can help pay off my couple #thousand dollars of loans that are gonna be left over (cause now that they noticed i need aid it’s so fucking cheap) and do you fucking know #do you know what this means. i’m sorry for swearing i don’t know why i am. but what this means is. i won’t be in thousands of dollars of #debt when i graduate or i will be but the monthly payment will be so low and. i can get fucking top surgery is what this means. and go on t #i thought i was gonna be in so much debt that i couldn’t. but its gonna be like. a couple thousand dollars a year something insane like that #so foreseeably i could be getting top surgery by the time i’m 24. that’s insane i can’t even imagine #so anyway. just. everything is going to be okay and there’s actually hope in the world and i’m going insane #obviously saying this can very easily jinx me to literally never ever be happy. but i’m gonna take the manifesting route actually shdhdhf #my life will be So Good Forever. i Believe This Wholeheartedly. Good Things Will Come To Me #anyway i’m gonna run out of tags in a couple seconds but i really needed this you have no idea. i hope everybody is doing well

[youngpettyqueen]

Top five Mother Hen!Hawkeye moments? Also, top five “The guys are absolutely done with the system” moments?

—No GFA Anon

anon I am shaking my brain around but im having trouble even thinking of 5 mother hen Hawkeye moments. he's got a couple- the entirety of Operation Friendship with BJ, and The Red/White Blues with Potter- but im having trouble thinking of more? he definitely has a lot of protective moments, but im not sure I would classify those as him being a mother hen, more just... generally protective. I feel like he gets the mother hen treatment more than he gives it

"the guys are absolutely done with the system" moments, however, I have to think very hard about because im not letting myself cheat and say "all of them"

5: BJ's rant in Bombshells when he gets the medal after he has to leave the wounded soldier behind. the defeat of it, the anger, the exhaustion... I would rank this higher but im not a fan of how he acts like Hawkeye couldnt possibly understand what he's feeling. still a great moment, and his sentiment about feeling cheated by the system cause he did everything right and still ended up here is just. BJ Hunnicutt thesis statement

4: I think this moment is in War of Nerves but Klinger telling Sidney he refuses to be told how and where to die, how and where to stand when killing someone else, and how to dress. I could honestly just say Klinger in his entirety is a favourite for this prompt, but this moment always sticks out

3: Hawkeye building the monument in Depressing News then blowing it up. its really his one last big hurrah for his anti-military antics. like, sure, he still feels that way, but we dont get a big display like that again. I really like this episode in general, and shoutout to that speech he has with BJ about how they're all expendable just like the tongue depressors

2: the entirety of The Incubator, specifically when Hawkeye and Trapper break into the conference. the entire episode is them being sick to death of the system and fight it as high up as they can get to, and its fantastic. one of my favs tbh

1: Hawkeye storming the peace talks in Peace on Us. just one of my favourite moments in the entire series. Hawkeye, ragged and exhausted, in his bloody scrubs, telling them they need to make it stop... man. such a fantastic scene

#sorry the first question isnt really an answer im just genuinely unable to think of 5 Hawkeye mother hen moments #protective moments and caring moments he's got in spades #but mother hen is a specific kind of protective I feel we dont see from him as much? #he's usually the one on the receiving end cause he's usually the one being bullied by the narrative #second question I had to really think about lol been sitting on this for. 40 minutes #I could say more that didnt make the list #shoutout to the illegal appendectomy I am counting that #but if I keep looking at this list im gonna change my mind so have the first ones I was confident in sticking #ive changed the order multiple times #except for Peace on Us. that one stays on top no matter what

[spartalabouche]

i feel like every time ive seen a youtuber guy do a ‘girlfriend does my makeup’ video they always have an ‘allergic reaction’ to the makeup afterwards and im not saying the reaction is fake im just saying that i think maybe its an affect of having 10 pounds of paste put on their face and in their eyes for the first time in their lives. they always use foundation and concealer and highlighter and everything you would use for a full face of makeup and obviously thats the point of the video but did anyone really ever start out with doing that much makeup all at once i know nobody came out of the pussy knowing how to contour. im just saying i dont think your five billion makeup products are actually hydrating and promoting skin health i think your body has just adjusted to this foreign sludge being put on your face every single day

#txt #gekkering #this post was brought to you by the id rather die than use foundation gang #‘there are some really lightweight foundations that you dont even notice when theyre on your face❤️’ not true i can feel it and so can #the acne its gonna cause #and even things like eyeliner obviously thats gonna irritate your eyes. and mascara. and eyeshadow. you are touching your eyes so much #no shit its gonna make your eyes red #this isnt like some kind of serious topic it just drives me nuts becauze its like it is not ‘normal’ to put all of this on your face 24/7 #which to be clear im not inherently anti makeup like i am in the sense of covering imperfections or else you die #but i love eyeliner in the way of making fun shapes and fun colours and stuff #but i think concealer is evil in any context i think concealer should be illegal

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

Happiness is like. fake marriage to lovers au. also everyone’s a murderer and rich people continue to suck

#the show. not happiness as a concept lmao #happiness #happiness netflix #i'm watching episode 11 and i just #i'm fucking losing track at this point there's so many awful people #there's the main murderer. killed. hmm...3 people? 4? idk #there's the doctor guy who's just. i mean. fuck. a murderer who isn't so open about it #tbf he did try to kill like the entire building and even though he failed the intent still isn't great #there's the representative. who's. a rich entitled asshole. has she murdered anyone? ...... #no.....i don't THINK so.....but she did aid a murder which honestly. not good bro. and was doing other illegal shit #there's lawyer and the other chick who are #well fuck man. lawyer's cheating on his wife. the chick isn't exactly cheating since that whole relationship with the doctor is fucked #but she's also like. trying to get his riches. and i think she might be about to murder him based on where i paused?????? #mm.... #now who was it that tried to kill sae-bom early on with the infected. oh that was the doctor wasn't it? or was it...i don't know #the two younger ones. supermarket girl and vlogger boy. kind of indirectly caused harm. but comparatively they're minor #fuck who else is left. oh. the cleaners couple. hmm...honestly they SHOULD steal from the rich that's valid #you know what there's just too many i can't even collect my thoughts sjfdskjsdfk

[luvtheoriez]

SPOTIFY  WRAPPED  ‘22   »  #95  acquainted  —  the  weeknd

“  to  say  that  we're  in  love  is  dangerous  but  ,  girl  ,  i'm  so  glad  we're  acquainted  .  ”  /  @wasteslands​

#dean is the epitome of golden boy #tries hard to keep the family business afloat #tho his moral compass do be getting all kinds of fcked up #cause his dad is involved in a lot of illegal shit that happens in vegas #nothing happens there without the rexroths knowing #4/4

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

#and then your parents were like 'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON' #and youre like klsdfjsdoisd NOOOOOOO I DIDNT MEAN #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #I JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE

[craycraybluejay]

ngl most popular "lefties" on tumblr feel like strategic plants or really dedicated trolls

#owning the system by #*checks notes* #playing directly into the hands of those who want to use it against you most #the reason we cannot get anything done is because the american left is more interested in moral purity and theoreticals than real threats #and the objective reality that while it will only get worse before a full overthrow you do have a choice in how much worse it gets how quick #sure yay bloody revolution. ill believe it when i see it but can we please make sure your revolutionary army isnt like #personally wiped out before they can become one? #the first to be eaten by the machine will be the same downtrodden angry people you want for the cause #the same people who are more than happy to fight #wtf kind of revolution are you going to make when your theoretical comrades are dead or in political prisons? #how do you aim to protect your people from those that most want to hunt them for sport? #you think a nice little molotov will help? #sure in the short term it works but they have bombs and guns and power #you want the weak government thats less happy to mobilize against its own citizenry for vive la revolution blah blah #not the govt who has very blatantly tried to do a hostile overthrow for dictatorship #and has mobilized fucking military against people doing things that arent even illegal. let alone the illegal parts of more intense protest #theyre going to kill everyone. dont fall for it

[kradnie]

not me checking the age of consent in my country BC my boyfriend is younger than me 💀 well it's legal in April............................

#ough #it makes me feel kinda weird #but hes so cool #and also i didn't wanna do anything illegal (lie) #i meant illegal in the age of consent way lmao #likd this makes me feel weird like its kind of an age gsp but i dknt aanna leave him cause my parents have the exact same age gap lmao #i mean they met later #but who cares

[yoohyeontual]

I left a note In the entrance cause it’s pass 10pm and the music is still as loud….

#I just hope Google translate was kind to me and it’s the right traduction #cause as of 10pm it is now illegal and I could call the police if I wasn’t so afraid #I’m like this 👌 close from an attack #if I go see them I’ll break down from the stress #I just hope it won’t last too long #I wanted to give my ears a break but I think I won’t have the choice but put on my headphones #I can’t believe I’m alone and I’ll need to put on my headphones 😭 #I also noticed the note my dad left the other day is still on my above neighbours door #so I think they just don’t care 😭 #I don’t want us to call the landlord I don’t want to give them problem #especially if it’s above me unlike what I think that it’s at app 4 #cause landlord gave them one last chance or they need to move #and I would feel bad even though it’s our right to complained #it always happen when I’m home alone 😭 #like it’s so loud I can’t even pin point where it comes from sometimes it sound like it’s above and sometimes it’s other app #alex.txt

[chennnington]

Doesn't it make martial arts useless if a noob can beat a veteran? No offense

None taken, I get why someone would think that :D

But the situation where that happens is sparring. Sparring doesn't mean "I have to obliterate the other person no matter what", but "let's work on our abilities together and be fair and nice to each other". If I have a partner who is way less experienced than me, I don't spar the same way as I would with an equal. Instead I try the stuff that's too risky in those equal sparring sessions cause experienced people could easily dodge/block them. It's just not cool (and highly frowned upon) to beat up less experienced people. You hold back according to their level.

Furthermore, this happens at the dojo where the experienced people are aware what's allowed in tournaments and what isn't. In real life conflicts I'd definitely approach things differently cause there are no points, no breaks, no illegal moves etc. At the dojo, all those things exist. And maybe the beginner doesn't know that elbow strikes or gripping or certain other things aren't allowed, so they'll happily do them :D If you play by the rules and the other person doesn't, that limits you in that moment.

#I stabbed my kummooyeh instructor in the chest with my sword before I learned that stabbing isn't allowed #(my soft sparring sword of course) #that's why I managed to land that hit. it didn't occur to him that I might be stupid enough to do illegal things :D #and then he beat me up with all the legal stuff (in a fair and appropriate way) and I didn't stand a chance #my least favorite sparring partners in karate are overly motivated purple and brown belt teenage boys #they know the rules but they're not great at judging the distance or just chilling and waiting for the right moment #they just ATTACK without caring for their own safety #so as a black belt you just step aside and avoid them like O_O #and you sometimes land a hit. but since they move so weird it's a bit risky cause they might run straight into your attack #and endanger themselves #I still have a scar from one of my first times sparring as a purple belt against my purple belt friend XD #and being a referee at those fights is hell. they just do all kinds of weird stuff that you can't judge as a point cause they're too messy #like 200 attacks on each side and nothing that looks like a proper technique #experienced black belts do two or three moves each and boom a pont. thanks for knowing what you're doing