#cause lets be real he cant stay mad at him

[leafyolive]

“you have morning breath” 

#sakuatsu #omi going for a gm kiss only to be told THIS #devastating #doesnt forgive atsumu the whole morning #cause lets be real he cant stay mad at him #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #thank you kitsunekat9 i wouldve totally forgotten i hadnt posted this here heheh #.🌷 my art

[ghostfacd]

YES I KNOW THAT HE’S MY EX! | TOM BLYTH

pairing. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader

summary. you knew tom was your ex, and that you should probably stay away, but that’s never stopped you before

part 1 | installment of this au (please read for more context!)

ynuser :)

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user1 im loving the aesthetic

user2 THE BIKINI TOP IS SO CUTE

user3 put them toes awayyyy

rachelzegler i pay attention to things that most people ignore (this isn’t your car.)

➥ user4 PLEASE?? not rachel using yn’s own lyrics on her

➥ user5 IS THIS TOM’S CAR??

user6 i may be delulu but those r tom blyth’s mfing hands.

user7 he has her hair tie on; i repeat, tom blyth literally has yn’s hair tie on

When Tom had messaged you saying he wanted to talk, no matter how much you knew it was a bad idea, you decided to agree to it anyway.

The breakup had ended pretty badly. Although it was an agreement between you and Tom, that didn’t mean that’s what the both of you truly wanted.

The reason the two of you broke up in the first place was that Tom was talking too much about your future, which wasn’t a bad thing — but it overwhelmed you. You weren’t ready to settle down, not yet, at least. You and Tom had only been dating for a few months, and although it was all sweet and loving, you knew that getting engaged this early was like asking for a disaster to strike.

He was upset. Clearly. He loved you, you loved him, so why was it such an inconvenience for you to agree to take the leap in your relationship? That caused a blown out argument between you two, and by the end of it, you had agreed breaking up was the right thing.

You had a acting and music career to focus on, and Tom had an acting career that was just at the beginning of its success. You felt that it wasn’t right to put a distraction into his life.

“Is this a bad idea?” You ask breathlessly as you pull away from the kiss. You can’t help but stare into Tom’s eyes, which held a language of their own.

“Maybe,” he says, wiping the corner of your mouth. “But who cares?”

Who cares. Right. Well surely, it was a bad idea to meet up with your ex, much less kiss him, and although alarms were baring in your head that you probably shouldn’t—you go in for a second kiss, this time, Tom doesn’t let you go, cradling you close to his body.

“I don’t care if you don’t want to take the next step in our relationship, I’m fine if you’re not ready yet. I just want you, okay?”

And how could any girl possibly reject Tom Blyth when he’s begging so prettily? Certainly not you.

tomblyth and ynuser both posted an instagram story !

ynsbiggestfan THE GIRLS AND I AFTER SEEING THE STORIES ON INSTA

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user8 IM ACTUALLY DYING BC NO WAY WAS THAT A COINCIDENCE

user9 they’re connected they cant be far away from each other

user10 she’s my Heather 💔💔

➥ user12 fr i wish tom was that inlove w me

user13 so this is why rachel said that wasn’t yn’s car

➥ user14 ITS ALL MAKING SENSE NOW

sean.kauf photo dumpy

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ynuser pic creds ?? 🤬

➥ sean.kauf 🤓🤓

user15 wait im confused, is she together with tom again or is she with sean..

user16 Ykw i cant even be mad, if i was as hot as yn, i’d have two bfs too!

➥ user17 REAL SHIIT

tomblyth fun fact: the 2nd pic is sean third wheeling after forcing me and yn to speak to each other

➥ user17 TOM CONFIRMED IT IM DEAD

user18 all the yn haters must feel stupid asf rn after accusing yn of being with sean

➥ user19 literally cause all 3 of them are literally close 😭😭 like why would sean date yn, he’s literally friends with tom

user20 if yn isn’t dating sean let me have him omg

ynuser yes i know that he’s my ex but can’t two people reconnect !!!!!

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user21 this took the cake.

user22 time to cry again bc tom blyth is off the market

user23 she got him wrapped around her finger FR

user24 THE THIRD PIC OF THEM 🥹🥹

user25 THE CAPTION OUUU GIRLY IS BRAVE

tomblyth i only see you as a friend (the biggest lie i’ve ever said)

➥ user26 I CHOKED

➥ user27 THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS ARE CRYING RN

#coriolanus snow angst #coriolanus snow x you #coriolanus snow smut #coriolanus snow imagine #coriolanus snow fanfiction #coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus snow #tom blyth x reader #tom blyth #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games x reader

[ssparksflyy]

hello! can i request jason grace or leo valdez x child of hypnos reader ? (gn) 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

jason grace dating hcs! ٩(ˊ〇ˋ*) ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

pairing: jason grace x child of hypnos!reader warning(s): none!! js fluff :) a/n: i love children of hypnos, u stay sleepy ! also me writing this running off five hours of sleep ( the most ive gotten this week ) yikes..

mr gets up willingly at six am nd his sleepy lover ♡

there are times where u literally have to beg jason to go back to bed cause omfg what r u doing. its six am. no u r not going to go run. no the early bird doesnt get the worm. go. back. to. sleep.

hey nd most times it works cause the thought of holding u close and a sweet sweet dream is enough to get him back in bed

but other times noooo he goes running 🙄

what is bro running from? sleep???

omg but then literally knocks tf out by like nine

one of the times when you had a sleepover planned together

you were running a little late cause ur cabin's ac wasnt working nd everybody was tweaking out

so you had to stay behind and help fix it

by the time you finished and ran over to cabin one , jason was already passed out nd lightly snoring 😭

mind you it was like 9:15 pm

its ok tho u were tired asf too , who knew fixing the ac could be so hard ??

he apologized sm in the morning tho

but u were like its okay el oh el

he cant help it bro he needs his sleep almost as much as he needs you

its better that he falls asleep early than stay up super late tho

cause like when he was helping plan out the new cabins, it was impossible to convince him to go to sleep

he wouldnt stop working nd u were like 😠 fool 😠 go to sleep 😠

nd he was like no thank youuuuu ♡

so you used your powers on him cause he hadNT SLEPT IN DAYS

u were both mad at each other in the morning and things were painfully tense

but you sat down nd talked it out like mature ppl ♡

he srsly hates fighting, he already does it with monsters nd shit so much, he doesnt want to do it w you :(

he apologized for being ignorant and promised he would be better about taking care of himself instead of burying himself in work

you apologized for using your powers on him without saying anything first, and promised you wouldn't do it again ( unless its necessary ) :))

to this day, youve still kept your promises ♡

jason is SUCH a sucker for when you touch his hair

the most relaxing thing everrrrr

i will die on this hill ppl dont play w me

his hair would be soft asf bro

best believe he uses a good conditioner !!

he lets u play w his hair nd do wtv u want with it cause like ~relaxing~

so best believe you have a 0.5 of him with all his hair tied up and looking like a palm tree

0.5s of jason would literally be flawless asf but scary

cause ur like omg by bf is so cute- god DAMN somebody get this man contacts

he looks amazing but THEM EYES

terrifying. staring into ur soul.

theyre cute tho ♡♡

you OBVI have matching pjs

i cannot decide if jason would go to sleep w just pj pants nd no shirt or if would have light blue and white striped pants, a button up shirt, slippers, a cap with a little fuzzy ball at the end, nd a candlestick

jason grace is a SPECTRUM OKAY

but he buys u so many plushies ugh

you own so many jellycats im so jealous

he helps u name them nd their literally ur children like

u have matching build-a-bears !!!

the voice memos are messages u made for each other :(

his to u is a quick ramble about how much he loves u but gets cut off cause he only had 20 seconds ♡♡

nd u get matching outfits for them!!

urs is named 'sleepy' and his is named 'sparky' ♡

i feel like jason gets some real bad nightmares

like yea every demigod does but he gets his more frequently nd their more graphic bcs of what he's seen and gone through :(

most of the time they arent even messages from his dad, theyre just really bad flashbacks of horrible times in his life

but ever since you started spending ur nights together, theyve toned down so much

now he even gets dreams abt your future together sometimes :((

he really wants to tell you about those dreams cause they feel so real but hes scared that youll think its weird or get uncomfortable

little does he know you get those exact same dreams ♡

and on the same nights as he does...

CAUSE UR MEETING IN UR DREAMSSSSSSS

nd thats how ur dad shows his love to you !

zeus doesnt gaf. wtv we dont like him anyway

i mean sometimes hes like erm gtfo my cabin 🤨

but doesn't actually do anything

u literally dont care for anybody's thoughts tho cause you bagged a baddie as sleepy as you ♡

an two: ik i didnt talk abt sleepovers together but like ive got a jason fic called sleepover (thats also gn!) if u wanted to read that :DD but i hoped u enjoyed and have a good day/night!! GO STREAM THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson ♡

#percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #pjo x reader #heroes of olympus x reader #hoo x reader #jason grace #jason grace x reader #percy jackson x reader #by bells ♡⋆ ࣪.

[celaenaeiln]

bruh every single time u mention about bruce and dick it has me going “man id be worried abt them if they were real cause thats so unhealthy like they fight each other but they cant stand to be separated damn but good thing this all r fiction lmao”

I burst out laughing when I read this cause it's true!

Forever Evil Issue #5

The world is literally half gone. Things are so bad that villains have banded together to fight evil and Bruce is here saying that the world can die if it means saving Dick.

Not a single care if the world is blown up or millions lose their lives if it means keeping Dick alive.

But right after this,

Nightwing (2011) Issue #30

He punches fights Dick while telling him he loves him!!

What do you do with with this man?!

"I trained you to live, and I watched you die!"

Bruce, don't you think the person who actually died has more truama than you watching them?!

But, no, of course not because this is Bruce.

Nightwing (2011) Issue #30

Spyral is an organization that even Bruce didn't know about. Something even more mysterious than the Court of Owls.

Nightwing (2011) Issue #30

He's literally beating Dick while simultaneously telling him how he's the best in the world.

But here's the kicker - Bruce is furious that Dick was taken away from him, hence the beating.

All this fighting, he's mad that Dick lost his life. How dare he lose something that's in Bruce's control.

And that's where the problem comes. Bruce wants 100% control over Dick. Over his actions, over his life, over his death. The level of control he wants over Dick - insane.

They are so emotionally attached and that's unhealthy but it's also really addicting to watch! Because Bruce just wants complete control over Dick while Dick wants to be on his own, independently but Bruce refuses to let Dick have that and they both know it which is why they devolve into arguments.

Right after Dick recovered from have his life brutally controlled by the Joker, literally right after, Bruce goes full throttle on manipulating Dick to come back into his side.

Nightwing (2016) Issue #75

All Dick wants is a small break so he can collect himself. He hasn't even changed out of his costume yet because the Joker mind controlled him with a memory crystal that rewrote his entire memory as if the Joker was the one who saved Dick after his parents died. That's insane.

But Bruce immediately does this-

Nightwing (2016) Issue #75

HE MANIPULATED DICK TO GET HIM BACK. But when that doesn't work, when Dick still wants a break from Nightwing, Bruce pulls out his final card - his ace.

Nightwing (2016) Issue #75

He guilt trips him with Alfred's death, with Dick's other father's death to tell him that his dead dad wouldn't want Dick to live this way.

And that is how Dick becomes Nightwing again.

I used to think that Bruce used to hurt Dick emotionally by pretending to abstain from loving him but the problem really is that Bruce loves Dick too much to let him go. He cripples Dick's freedom because he wants Dick to always stay with him rather than letting him go and be free. And that's equally toxic on the other extreme of the spectrum.

#dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #the joker #cl anon asks #thanks for the ask!

[quitealotofsodapop]

Now a Part Two of more info on "The Monkey King and the Infant" au:

link to part one

There's A LOT of crying and emotions between characters in this fic. Like full on "imma destroy this wall real quick" tantrums from Sun Wukong *and* Macaque. They're both deeply hurt and very bad at communicating.

Macaque's death in JTTW is canon. He had not set upon Tripitaka on his own accord - he had been ordered. He doesnt remember who gave the order though - must have drank some soup in Diyu.

Macaque believes that Lady Bone Demon only resurrected him to let her out. But she also secretly needs MK for something. Macaque prays that they never cross paths. Spoilers: they do.

Before Tang and Pigsy realised who the two monkeys actually were; they managed to get them jobs in their own workplaces. Macaque assists Tang at the University library where he works as an archivist. Sun Wukong on the other hand is the pretty host/delivery boy that charms tips out of all of Pigsy's customers. Even after the reveal, the two monkeys enjoy their day jobs.

Pigsy doesnt trust Sun Wukong to run the kitchen on his own. He does trust Macaque though, which makes Sun Wukong furious.

The co-parents learned that MK has built-in Gold Vision cus he has no filter;

MK (age 4): "What happened to your eye?" Macaque: *checks if his glamour is on* Tang: "Huh? What about his eyes? They look normal to me... oh he probably just means that little scar you have." Macaque, relieved: "Oh... this. I got in my last battle." MK: "No no! I mean your WHITE eye. The one you don't squint out of. Same side as the white streak in your hair." Macaque: "...what?" Tang, slowly realising whats going on and trying to hold back a lore infodump: "Ah! :D"

Sun Wukong will start sobbing at the drop of a hat if asked how his and Macaque's last fight went. MK learned that the hard way and it caused a crying chain reaction.

It takes Shadowpeach literal years of living and raising a child together before they realise that they've fallen back in love. Meanwhile Freenoodles got express delivery within weeks of MK being in their lives.

One of the first shapeshifting forms MK was able to take on is a brown piglet. Yes, Pigsy cried the first couple of times it happened.

Sun Wukong and Macaque shared the restaurant apartment for most of MK's childhood. Pigsy used to live there too, but moved in with Tang nearby after he took in the the soon-to-be monkey parents. He claims it was to "save up on space", but it quickly turned into something else along with his relationship to Tang. In the modern day, MK still lives in the apartment above the restaurant like in canon. Sun Wukong mostly lives at Flower Fruit Mountain when he's not staying in the city - otherwise he forcibly crashes at Macaque's loft in the University district.

MK is trans masc (he/they) in this au, as is Macaque and maybe Tang. Self projection ahoy.

Demon attacks and Human threats have followed the family throughout MK's childhood, but its nothing a superpowered team of dads cant handle. Except the first time MK scraped his knee at kindergarden and Sun Wukong was convinced that he was gonna bleed out. Or when MK got his first bad cold and Macaque ruined the kitchen trying to alchemise a cure. Or MK's first run in with a bully that made Pigsy so mad that he reconnected with Sandy to pull a "scary bodyguard" act on the bully. Or MK's first school play where he played the role as a cloud, and Tang clapped a little too loudly. Or his first- (the list goes on. these dorks are so proud of their little stone egg baby).

Please add your thoughts in the tags or send asks cus my butt's gonna write a fic soon

#lkm #lego monkie kid #the monkey king and the infant #the monkey king and the infant au #my aus #qi xiaotian #sun wukong #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk sandy #freenoodleshipping #shadowpeach

[5-pp-man]

i really like the way itsuomi and oushi are written respectively, but their dynamic is also really good. they contrast each other so well

just like itsuomi i cant bring myself to hate oushi, cause like... i've been there. hes so emotionally constipated and worried about what other people will think of him that he just. lets everything stay the way it is and gets mad at everything around him changing. meanwhile itsuomi never stops growing (their heights also kind of signify this visually. lmao) as a person and is open to any kind of worldview, whilst also stating his own thoughts and feelings pretty bluntly.

they just feel so real, yknow. like these feel like guys i could just know irl.

#tedpost #tedtalks #yubisaki to renren #a sign of affection #nagi itsuomi #ashioki oushi #sidenote; madoka was already introduced but i like how this episode made it clear that her deafness and way of communicating is different #from what weve seen with yuki so far #this show's characters are growing on me more and more by the episode honestly

[akgaereporter]

nct: sunflowers attacking dream over recent haechan live ☠

tldr: during haechan’s recent welive he said he permed his hair & dream "thought something was wrong" with it so he got it straightened again. some sfs/hc solos started losing their damn minds over that🤕 he also talked a lot abt music he wants to release and highkey called sm out, and all of this got the sunflower girlies real mad i guess..

so earlier haechan went live on weverse and was talking about dream's reaction to him perming his hair:

some sfs went kinda insane over this☠

like woah..? how did we go from 1 to 100☠ i cant even tell whos a solo, a unitzen, or a dream anti thats how bad it is..

and when dreamzens started ratioing these folk, this person said its hypocritical for them to say psychoanalyzing is weird when drmzens did the same to 127 with their constant coworker allegations

idk what they were tryna say here like okay..?? then yall both freaks☠

☆ my opinion

icl and say i’ve been keeping up w this 284828483 year old unitzen drama but i do remember the coworker allegations the last person was talking about, it got really bad at one point, however that doesnt excuse the INSANITY that is going on here. inserting urself into this big ole grown man’s relationships and acting like hes some kind of poor bullied people pleaser who can’t make any choices for himself is so crazy PLEASE wake up. if any of yall lewsers read past the first line of those translations youd see he agreed and said he also didn’t like the way the perm came out (bc the back was all curly and his bangs weren’t)☠️ imagine getting ur hair done and looking crazy, so u listen to ur homeboys and get it fixed but ur deranged 70 hour sceentime having ass fans start acting like they punched u unconscious, strapped u to a chair and straightened it themselves.. id smoke a pack the size of both koreas too if my stans were so insufferable like dont embarass me.. all y’all doing is exposing u have absolutely zero friends bc ive never seen a more normal interaction between groupmates☠️

but all this lowkey feels like a reaction to some of the things hc said concerning music/solo scheds during the live. its obvious that sm is in fact sabotaging him bc ur telling me 8 years in, as one of nct's strongest vocalists and a popular member, he hasn't released any proper solo music despite wanting to..??? and is still getting micromanaged this far into his career? if 2+2 is 4 um...

like i thought after a certain amount of time idols start having more of their own creative/appearance direction like with bts, seventeen etc. i guess it might be bc those groups make a lot self written music but still..? doesnt hyuck write music too? to have a star on ur hands like this and fumble is so crazy to me, theres no other explanation than they want him to stay local and not get too big for the brand since hes one of the centers in nct.

but girl bye.. if they let his fame grow, all they'd have to do is treat him properly and he wouldn't want to leave they wack ass company. they just dont want him to have a choice☠ now they got him on lock bc they dont know how to act right. im not condoning anything but i really do understand why so many haechan/nct solos in general exist.. it all starts & ends with sm's fuckassery cause if my biases got steady treated like garbage id get hostile towards ANYONE in and out of the group too like..

anyways had to wake this tea up🤕 haechan deserves better everything i fear. better company, better fans, but NOT a better group. he loves those boys down and all of them are highkey in the same boat but saying that on unitzentwt will get you SHOT. stay strapped in these streets..

[c l o s e t a b ?] ◀ ⇨ akgaepop.com

#kpoptwt #nctzens #dreamzens #haechan #kpop twitter

[visionthefox]

In full agreement. I did not like Old Moon's death because so much about it felt half-baked, the fact that KC inexplicably grew a conscience considering how much of a threat he's been thus far(technically he's partially responsible for influencing/fueling Old Moon's, Eclipse's, and Bloodmoon's worst, most hostile tendencies, not that that alleviates any of them of responsibility, but it is a factor, I mean the guy is so scary not even the Creator wants to mess around and find out), there was no prior hint or buildup to him turning good and it just sorta came out of left-field, then considering all the grief KC caused, even if Old Moon didn't want to kill anybody else KC is effectively the demon on Moon's shoulder(or was if the aforementioned nonsense didn't inexplicably happen), Old Moon shouldn't just trust him one bit, he should hate him(I mean yeah, how does Old Moon know KC wasn't playing on his insecurity of "I don't want to kill anymore" by saying "I wish to live" so Moon wouldn't finally boot him out, and he's just lying about being good?) And besides that, the fact that Moon just up and goes "I guess I'll die" without it even crossing his mind what this will do to everyone else besides himself(and nobody bringing that up after the fact) feels like an unconsidered plot point, its also cop-out because instead of Old Moon having to face the consequences of his terrible behavior and amend the bad things he's done by being a better person, he just dies and is replaced with a nicer version(I like New Moon, he's a much better person and a better brother to Sun, it just feels a bit cheap) They could've found another way to do this, and maybe could still include Sun's part in it with accidentally blowing up the mana pool and struggling with the runes due to hallucinations Who knows, like you said, it's all rushed...Yeah I am in full brainrot mode now HAH

AAH WALL TEST YEESSS <3 yes yes yes! KC changing is just sooo-- odd? like ok, I wanted him to become a dad, sure, the idea was funny! cool evil dad ye! but-- him turing 180?? because of one talk? no no- thats now how is done! also! not only was he a demon on Moon's shoulder! he is the reason he Punched Sun! he made Moon so cruel and mad he hurted and scared Sun info fear! so when he suddently got nice.. he never NEVER said sorry for that.. I get that was his doing! Moon got yeet out too fast, in such a way that makes it look like he really never cared for his family, and rather keep his ego up that lower his head down.. if only he had just never trust KC, if only KC had stayed as this untimate bad guy, literally Moon's shadow self, if only then.. we could have an actually developt.. and look- I love NewMoon too! for all the dumb shit he does, he clearly is kinder, and hell! loving for real! is so sad to know he wants to get hugs (not from kiddos!) he is capable of being honest with his complemets! (unlike moon who, pretty much,struggle to say it! why?) but the trauma caused was to huge, Sun, the one who used to loved being holded, who, asked! many times for Moon to be closer to him, now cant even accept a hug from a sister, without saying how "it doenst do anything" .. is kinda why I want this AU to just, let those ideas out .. not only of Moon's side. hell of everyone's side- but for Eclipse and BM- just. imagine if those two, tho think they are all great, have to face the actual KC they have deep inside them.. and be scared.. not only would KC be their worst nightmare, is their literal chain keeping them being even more cruel and evil, and when he is gone.. whats left? ~

#sams ask #tsams ask #I dont even have a name for this au just yet but its slowly cooking in my head

[mothlegs]

had the same nightmare 3 times in a row =_=

sweet home except it's in the greenhouse with me/hyun-su, the ripped shirt guy, K(adult where i live), a fusion of the big sister in Sweet Home and Avin (child in wheelchair from Genshin), and some randoms from nothing

at some point A was there and i said something like "if you're autismphobic, why are you autistic?" cause he did something common in autism and hes expressed Less Like for autistic people than allistics

but the dream. greenhouse apartments, i had the second on the opposite side of where i lived irl, it was in twooo floors and i was a university student

it kinda switched between this and having a sister and living with K i think? idk

huh was i babysitting my sisters at one point..?

my mom was there and then she leaves and the babies show me the outlet is on fire so i quickly blow it out and then see another is also on fire so o blow that out too

then someone(k?) says the neighbours house is on fire too and i ring on the doorbell and try to get in but cant. i considered breaking the window but didnt

kinda blurry here. something with ripped shirt guy, i think this is the start of him being murderous. i have a big fight scene w him.

i dont know where the Avin stuff was except i was told she was abandoned by her mom but she came back for her? and she had a normal job by day and was a prostitute by night cause she was so poor

but anyways. shirt guy has an axe and wants murder. we fight in the hall then my apartment then his apartment and then i escape to my apartment and lock the door

Avin's mom was there and was becoming a zombie/monster..? so was shirt guy maybe... K was like a more significant character than i remember, like 3 times i thought abt calling 911 but didnt until i was with him. they were hesitant to come until i told them abt shirt guy trying to axe murder me

then something abt going to the city where my sister was? but we had to stay away from an area cause she was setting something up there, but i wanted to buy her a gift

we go to her friends but in doing that i noticed her, and she was spacey and i just knew she was a zombie/monster, but that was like Real Me that saw and knew not Dream Me. so we go to her friends and theyrr bitches and assume she ditched them to play some waifu game?

then. go home sorta. im in some room. and i watch tv for a bit? and i know shes in there with me, coming for me, but the room is pitch black besides the tv. very scary. think i manage to grab my phone but struggle to turn on the light, have to turn off the tv too or someone will get mad at me

i guess i manage to wake up here? every time i thought abt calling 911 i woke myself up on purpose too but fell back asleep into the dream, so all of this was technically across 3 dreams. there was also more stuff before the dream becams sweet home, like the stuff with A and also more setting up my sister? she wasnt there at all in the mid part but was at the start and end

at some point i was organising my med box? and E (adult where i live) ate hell mushrooms from my lap (it was insanely weird in the dream too)

also. the apartment designs were very pretty and i love them very much i wish they were real

oh ew. i dreamt i watched a movie where brad pitt watched furry porn and like. flattened his dick kinda.? like it was a laptop and there was just enough space between the keyboard and the screen to fit his dick in and he Did. what the hell. and his wife was begging to be let in cause she was horny and he just wouldnt let her cause he was watching furry porn??? in the background of the wife begging was emily from stardew valley, think she was making tea. i was mostly just thinking about how gross the laptop was getting and why emily was there

#dream #dreams #dream log #dream journal

[kithtaehyung]

OKAY, HELLO. I JUST FINISHED "FRIENDS" AND WE HAVE A LONG REVIEW COMING TF UP.

You just know it’s something he would say to anyone in your position. You can’t think you’re special.

i felt so pissed in lines like thissssss, BE POSITIVE FFS! but oof those kisses compensated it.

Roaming your eyes over his sure features, shyness quickly takes over and you become quite interested in the scratch marks in his table.

no need to notice those ok

that phone call where she lies to her friends omg!!!!! i would've started crying. lol

He gave you a key to the door that you were terrified to knock on.

that line was so powerful, i stopped functioning.

You feel a hand on your thigh before Yoongi lazily slings your leg over his, and your brain lights up at his admittance...

SO DOMESTICCCCC.

“Choke me.”

biTCH I CHOKED

Biting a corner of his lip, he warns, “Careful, baby girl.”

You chuckle as you bring your fingers to the base of his throat. “Or else what…”

YES BITCH DOM HIM.

But suddenly, he tosses his jacket onto the bed before bringing both hands forward, holding your hips and bringing you closer. “About what, doll?”

even i stopped functioning

What’s worse: knowing that it can’t ever be real with Yoongi unless something drastic changes. Which is why you can’t let yourself feel this way for much longer.

i had to calm down bc it hurt but i dONT LIKE HER THINKING LIKE THIS!

Tae is a real one, Reia too :(

I never thought her friends would be pissed at her (when she confessed), maybe a tad offended, but I'd be understanding if that ever happened to me.

Where is home lately, if he isn’t there?

MA'AM?

Well. That’s even more interesting. Your question is timid before tiptoeing out. “…Do you want to?”

“Course I do.”

akodjijfijsifhh

i was like "does whiny mean women?" like, whiny voices from women, AND THAT'S WHAT MY BRAIN INTERPRETED AND HIM NOT SHOWING UP FOR HOURS, JUST MADE ME FEEL PAINED. ANXIOUS. but tHEN HE KISSES HER TO WAKE HER UP AND TELLS HER THEY FINISHED THE WHOLE THING AND REASSURES HER I JSUTDDJAJ I CANT

When you hit the floor, you realize.

It’s almost been a year since you’ve been in this position.

You want to show Yoongi what he had been missing.

i tried my hardest not to scream

Something in you clicks.

And clicks hard.

did she realise what i think she did

Because he slips the silver necklace around your neck before taking off the heavier one, admiring the view when both of them rest against your slippery chest.

What…?

What is he doing?

This feels borderline intimate.

so uhm i banged my desk thrice

Yoongi decided to keep all of his clothes on

EEEEEEEEEEEEK

Yoongi suddenly grabs the back of your neck, holding you in place and causing your jaw to slacken.

“Whose pussy is this?”

UHM I- IIJIHF6D7 YOURS

“You wanna be a cumslut so bad? Prove it.”

PLSSSSSSSSS??????????????????????'

From the way that Yoongi claims your lips, you want to think he feels the same. It’s at least nice to keep pretending.

But you know he’s doing it to make you feel better, though it devastates you all the same.

UHM I NEED YOU TO STOP KILLING ME WITH THOSE LINES.

Just like I always do, tysm for amazing writing. It is sooo worth the while and even if I was able to finish it just today, this made my Friday better.

HELLO TEMPO I HOPE EVERYTHING WENT WELL<33 also thank you so much for reading and for this review holy shit! i was laughing at your unhinged reactions HAHAHA

as far as reader making you mad, i'm sorry! but the way i see her thoughts, it's not her being outright negative. it's her way of guarding herself and staying realistic. i mean... i would be the same with yoongi like lol

"He gave you a key to the door that you were terrified to knock on." this is one of my fave lines from 3tan6!! i'm happy you brought it up ahh! more under the cut!

and tae and reia being so supportive UGHHH i love them.. like it's normal now to just be like "oh shit yeah you do you!" so i wanted the friends to be understanding and real. we've all got our own shit to deal with, as reia says.

i'm glad they got everything resolved with the voices!! and then the spice LMAOOO UR REACTIONS ARE GOLDEN IM CRYING even the desk banging stopppp jfjlshdfl

you're amazing! you're very welcome but also thank you so so much for this! i loved reading your live commentary and i'm smiling in this cafe ahahahaha. always happy to make your days better<33

#tempo! #lovely people #asks:3tan #3tan6 #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌 #q #long post

[ssparksflyy]

Hiii I hope you are having a great day!! I was wondering if you could make another percy jackson x daughter of Hecate reader? If you don’t/ can’t do it that’s fine I just though i would ask.

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

percy jackson dating hcs ! *ੈ✩‧₊˚

pairing: percy jackson x latina!daughter of hecate!reader warning(s): swearin a/n: dw i got ur 2nd request that u wanted reader to be latina :)) i just added in some little things that tie in ♡♡ srry if these are short btw </3

in the dead of night, your eyes so greennnnnnnn

you and percy tend to stay up later than most of camp

your always up and out after curfew

u js function better at night

me asf

the day is reserved for lake dates nd the night is reserved for sky watching dates ♡♡

ur literally attached by the hip if you couldnt tell

as they say in waitress, i love you means your never ever getting rid of me ♡

u usually watch from the roof of cabin 3, just cuddled up nd sharing a blanket

but once percy suggested you watch from the docks

and you were like oh!

not actually but you looked really hesitant

he was like whats wrong??

so you told him about la llorona 😊😍👯‍♀️💕😁😘🥰🤩🤗😚😋😆

it was so preppy

but now youre both scared to go to the lake at night

even tho yk shes not real

and youve literally been through tartarus

and back

and you face unimaginable horrors every dam day

and percy's literally the son of the sea god

mexican folklore is scary ok yall

idc if it didnt scare you as a kid / you like horror

I DONT

IM TRAUMATIZED

MY GRANDMA PUT ON LA LEYENDA DE LA LLORONA WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I HAVENT KNOWN A DAY OF PEACE SINCE

srry 4 trauma dumping yall

kinda silly how some story about a lady who drowned her kids is enough to make 2 of camp half blood's strongest soliders shake in their boots

so u stick to rooftops ♡

u nd hazel are bestiessss

shes a honorary member of cabin 20 ofc

you exchange tips nd tricks, hazel telling you about the things she saw hecate do and the things she said to her

nd u tell her abt the things youve picked up over the years :))

percy cant help but smile whenever he sees you two together

he sees hazel as a sister

( yall remember in son when he was ready to fight somebody for her or somethin like that idk i dont remember but i do know he was ready to f i g h t )

nd ur his fav girl ever ♡

idk his heart just feels warmed

same way he feels when he sees you playing with estelle

you show her a bit of ur powers nd she flips outtttt

she asks sally to be a witch for halloween bcs "i want to be just like (y/n)!!!"

idk abt yall but if i went home and my family found out i was involved with ~brujeria~ i would not b accepted at home (please read as if ur white nd cant say shit in spanish)

thats just the mad religious side talking dw yall

but sally nd paul would literally let you in with open arms

the jackson's apartment is your second home

percy has a drawer reserved for your clothes in his room ♡♡

he loves it when you sleepover, at home or at camp

he absolutely adores kissing your hands

he doesnt care about the dangers you can produce from them, he'll kiss em allllll he wants

you could be cuddled up together, ur reading to him and he just grabs one of your hands and begins to leave a trail of kisses up your arm, shoulder, neck, cheek, and eventually leaving one on ur temple

it just gets u like 😵‍💫

he loves his badass gf, okay?

literally ur #1 fan

would beat up anybody who talks shit !!!

tea is ur holy ground ♡

u cant drink coffee

cause yk, adhd, youll just end up knocking tf out

though you do drink it when you cant fall asleep at night

its me, hi

and hot chocolate is strickly an only-in-december drink, bcs then it wont hit in december, cause you had it earlier in the year

(my mom does that with gorditas and tamales broooo its painful)

so ya drink tea!

i dont drink tea, so im not even gonna try to tell you what his fav is

he likes wtv u like

but you try a bunch of different teas nd stuff together :)

lowkey youd adopt a black cat together when ur older

youre never gonna beat your neighbor's witch allegations

(probably bcs their true but youll obviously never say that)

i feel like percy would be more over a dog person but lets be fr, he likes horses.

fkn horse girl smh

but that does not mean he wouldnt love and care for the cat

he'd so let you stop to pet any stray cat you see on the street

v patient with you lowkey

u cook together !!

u teach percy a bunch of different recipes nd stuff :)

has a 'kiss the cook' apron 100%

and what can ya say, you gotta kiss the cook

man you guys manage to stay silly throughout the horrors, we love

a/n pt.2: i had to do this TWICE bcs the first time i didnt i accidentally closed the tab and they didnt saveee, i feel like this is mostly me rambling but wtv, i did it tired, i did it unmotivated, i did it bored, i got it done! have a good day/night ♡

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson ♡

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson x reader #pjo x reader #heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus x reader #hoo x reader #child of hecate #by bells ♡⋆ ࣪.

[midnightmisadventures]

I just had this dream...i dont feel like writing it. But i cant get it out of my head.

I was in a completely fictional high school setting. But it was dystopian and general vibes reminded me of severance without the severance. The school felt very militant and controlled and like if you spoke out of turn something terrible would happen to you vibes. No evidence of that just a general vibe.  

But whatever, it was my typical dream senior year, and my 2nd period class was a math elective. Like it was only for one marking period blah blah blah. I go there and the only people from real life are (sort of) rkelly, and.....hg from csd. I was kinda talking to hg but basically i made friends with the “cool kids” and we were in the back of class. It was me, (sort of) rkelly, another jock guy, a sort of blonde friendly cool girl. Giving cd from highschool, and another black girl. 

So we’re all joking around waiting to be dismissed. The group is flirting, me and cd are becoming friends and talking about the boys. Then, jock boy kisses cd and then rkelly kisses her too. And im like omg “technically you all just made out with eachother, cause you all kissed” 

feeling a little left out but it was just hs sillyness. Cd makes a joke like....towards rkelly implying she wants a boyfriend and flirting and he rejects her immediately and is like “thats the exact opposite of what im looking for.” But i had starting feeling soft for rkelly and wanted him to like me and was a little sad when he said he didnt want a gf. 

I also remembered that rkelly was on my bus, lived in my neighborhood. And that was gonna be a way for me to get closer. Something about the kissing was ironic to something that happened on the bus this morning so i was gonna bring that up to flirt later. 

Somewhere along the line....rkelly turns into Adam scott. Like literally mark scout from severance. And im starstruck and kept wanting to be like “omg like ur an icon i grew up with you” but for some reason i wanted to call him Ben Stiller. Cause his name is ben in parks and rec and ben stiller created severance. It was weird. It was also at this point, that about 75% started realizing this is a dream....and probably a scary one at that. 

The cool kids and i, are waiting to be dismissed and its taking so long so all of the gang besides me leaves early to be rebels whatever. I took it upon myself to stay as sort of a lookout bc.....well i was nervous to disobey everything was strict and scary. 

The teacher gets mad. I call them back, whatever. 

So anyway, me and mark scout lol get closer. I never bring up that hes a celebrity and im pretty sure this is a dream. There were other scary and eerie things going on but also i tried to remind myselt im dreaming, it can’t actually hurt me, lets just play around with this cute romance. But also....i was like i dont feel like dealing with this i should just scream and leave. 

So i screamed and left....into another dream. I thought i was waking up but i wasnt. So i kept feeling narcoleptic and getting sucked back in. 

When we left for the day, im thinking we go on the bus but actually mark has this super sick rolls royce looking car. And im like “oh can you drive me home, we live rn to eachother”

The teacher came out she was basically ms cobel. And i thought i was gonna get in trouble for riding home with mark and not explicitly stating it beforehand. I also just thought it wasnt allowed and didnt want her to know my business. Luckily mark pulled away fast. 

So we’re being cute, he’s being cute. 

Another school day goes by. He waits for me at my locker 1:44. I’m having locker trauma but trying to remember ITS JUST A DREAM, you are basically choosing to be here lol who gives a fuck. Throw it all away, take it home, leave it here who cares you dont actually have homework. Anyway, i thought it was cute he waited for me and i didnt even have to ask him to drive me home. 

swipe for pt twoooooo

[nankurunaisafukanona]

Crazy guy that explain about might think I want to have things with him. 18+ and I couldn't take it so instead I wrote it down crazily and with hundreds of typos and awkward typing cause I got so mad I didn't even CARE ABOUT MY HUMILITY. I said. Let me sound stupid. Let me humiliate myself. Bye. And, so then I embarrassed myself in front of the whole INTERNET. But SO ARE THEY if ITS TRUE. To the guy im talking about. "You're FAKE.... Or you would know I DON'T LIKE YOU. Obviously how can I love you when I never saw you AND JUST ENDED UP THERE? It means I have to become you're FRIEND FIRST. But I understand I don't want to do things with you and especially THOSE THINGS. I will like to see you when you're real. Because I want to see WHY YOU DONT WANT TO BE REAL." I never know but, even if you were the most popular person in school and thats why and you actually are a nice, confident person to others. I'd leave the whole school." And he told EVERYBODY or ALL HIS FRIENDS or too.... That I wanted to have it. One thing, wow.... THATS A BIG COMMITMENT. Do I want my FIRST TIME TO BE with some RANDOM BOY I saw at some CHURCH that I went to for the second time in my life???? No, I think I want to do that with a boyfriend ive been dating for 2-4 years or for me.... MARRIED. Bye.... The thing is YOU CANT JUDGE BEFORE YOU TALK TO SOMEONE OR EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND I SAY ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT.... Now im done sketching out the confident pattern of your mind. So stop thinking people are flirting with YOU when they’re NOT.... You’re even ugly. If I don’t know you. How do I like you for how you look to you you’re NOT THAT PRETTY THAT I have to just fall head over heels STUPID for random strangers. Now, thats all. I added more. Supposedly he thought I was a child when I was 17 and I needed to explain here now it's still wrong cause children don't know what that is. I found out at 14 they don't know they don't want it. And if you say then why im not on the list it's cause "your a conceited jerk who ASSUMED I was flirting when I just wanted you to be my friend. But now I don't want you to be my friend. I want you to understand that not everyone goes to your school. I was not going to a school at that moment you hurt my feelings. Bye then." 

Added in talking to another person: Tell him by the way "IF IT WAS HIS PLAN THAT HE WOULD ACT LIKE MY FRIEND THEN EMBARRASS ME BY PLAYING DDR TELL HIM I WAS 10 WHEN I PLAYED THAT, I OWNED THE GAME FOR OVER 16 YEARS AND THESE ARE MY SCORES ON A BROKEN DANCE MAT. BYE. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0vQtShB5ZnbsP4raxD3UoinnpvkmgAFEXdkFrV2PMrQBb12X39GJAcam69TWvjU3Rl&id=100052550477651

Newer message:  New message:  He doesn't know which one I am tell him to click on my profile. Its cause he can’t tell whose stupid or not so he assumes everyone is cause HES STUPID. He think he can’t meet SMART PEOPLE.... They’re TOO GOOD FOR HIM.

Everyone who knows this guy tell HIM I SAID THIS AND IM FINDING HIM TO TELL EVERYONE.

Tell him I said then "You're a real brat. You assume cause you're conceited I like you and don't want to become your friend or actually go skateboarding. 2nd: You tell everyone you know in that church or connected to it im flirting and I want to have sex with you. 3rd: You make all the boys that COULD'VE BEEN MY FRIEND that I asked for sex. 4th: You don't tell anybody WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 5th: You let THEM ALL TALK VAD ABOUT ME AND HATE ME FOR THE LAST 9 YEARS. 6th: You don't even talk to ME BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME and know I am 26 right now and back then 17 which means im 3-4 years OLDER THEN YOU. 7th: The little kids ACTUALLY GAVE ME A CHANCE TO SPEAK AND THOUGHT I WAS REAL AND ARE LESS OF A BRAT THEN YOU. 8th: YOU DONT EVEN TALK TO ME OR FIX MY PROBLEMS. 9th: I'm a VIRGIN waiting until marriage. Do I look like I want sex with YOU? Yeah, you ARE NOT THE OWNER OF ME FOR THE NEXT ETERNITY OR MY CHILDREN. SO PACK UP AND TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH OR THE BLOG POST STAYS. Please tell him that if you find him. You're so STUPID FOR THINKING IM A CHILD. EVEN YOUR BROTHER KNEW I WASNT A CHILD AND INVITED ME OUTSIDE TO MEET HIS FRIENDS. TO BECOME FRIEBSS YOU DIMWITTED BRAT!!!! And by the way I CAN TELL YOURE STEALING OTHER PEOPLES JOKES HONEY.... Cause I already had me period.... But I got something worst.... YOU "YOU DIMWITTED BRATTY PIECE OF DIRT." You said "She wants to be so big now, imagine when she is big she won't like what she gets.... Her PERIOD." Dude I WAS 17 I ALREADY HAD MY PERIOD SO FUCK OFF AND GROW A PAIR BECAUSE YOURE NOT SMART SO DONT BE WEAK AND FUCKING ADMIT IT ALREADY YOU DIRTY BUM....

Then this is a new message SOMEWHERE then  guess:

And he says STUPID thing like then "THAT MEANS SHE WAS THERE AT THE DOOR or ROOM FOR THE KIDS or two kids" BUT I WAS " KNEW THEM AND MADE FRIENDS WITH THEM" and they said then it means her metaphor of having fun was cause it was FOR TWO KIDS AND NOT ME but um, "YEAH ITS A METAPHOR DIRECTLY TARGETED TO HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS...." And hes "NOT MY FRIEND...." And he said then "THEY HAVE MORE OF A CHANCE THEN ME." But, these "TWO LITTLE KIDS DO" cause "I KNOW THEM. AND I DON'T KNOW YOU. SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW???? I have to know you TO LIKE YOU." And when you said "No." THAT MADE US NEVER BE FRIENDS BUT ENEMIES. So tell him THAT IF ITS TRUE.

[thicksimpx]

Hello, hello, hello ❤️

Might I make a request for Professor Gojo headcannon/scenario with a bimbo!reader who’s not doing the best in his class 👉🏾👈🏾

I love you sweet thang 🥰

I love you more Mamas 😘😘 i cant pass up writing about this sexy 6 eyed bitch 😩😩😩😩😩 This scenario has been living in my mind rent free every since I wrote Three’s company 😂😂😂

Professor Gojo x Bimbo!Reader

Warnings : mature content, mature language, manipulation, delayed orgasm, rough fingering, teacher/student relationship, quizzing 😂😂

To say your human sexuality professor was hot is an absolute understatement. The concept of beauty is ever changing depending on the person, time and place, theres no real definition. However, you were convinced, Professor Gojo was the Epitome of Beauty. 

The way his pale blue eyes sparkled as he glared at your dazed out form from above his glasses. How his voice echoed around the room when he called out your name causing the entire class to turn and look at you. Why doesn’t he like me? You halfway laugh as you sink into your seat in embarrassment for the 5th time this week. 

“Ms L/n! I’m going to need you to stay after class” He must get off on embarrassing me.  

“Yes sir” you salute earning a laugh from your peers and a scoff from the professor. Sighing you opened your book and found the page of today’s lesson. You already knew it all, of course. You’ve been studying hard to get on his good side after all.

——

As class ended you stayed seated while everyone else disappeared through the door. The light footsteps of Your professor making his way over to you made you sink further into your seat and look down at your plush thighs as best as you could over your insanely large breast while your heart hammered in your chest.

Slamming his hand down on your desk, you jump in your seat. He must be really mad. 

“You’re very pretty you know, despite being an idiot and all.” He says in the most tender tone you’ve ever heard from him. You finally look up from your lap to meet his eyes to be met with eyes of a hungered beast. You shift in your seat as you analyzed his face, cunt clenching on nothing. He’s so handsome. 

“Im sure, you know you’re failing this class Y/n” a shiver went down your spine from the way your name rolled off his tongue. “Of course, I want nothing more than to give you …” he leans closer to whisper in your ear. “A D, but .. “ he giggles a little top giddy as he begins walking back to his desk. “Thats only if you want to work for it”

“Yes! I’ll work for it! What it takes!” You stand and shout, following after him before you can even process the words that came out of your mouth. 

“Good to hear” he smiles brightly. As you approach him he cups your chin, “I’ll like to offer from private tutoring session with me. Beginning now. Get on your knees on the desk” he demands, smile long gone as he glares. 

Tilting your head in confusion you up just stare up at him batting your eyes as if you didn’t even hear him.  Clicking his teeth, in a swift motion he yanks you toward him, flips you around and slams your face to his desk. 

“If at any point you’re uncomfortable or would rather take the F. Let me know” he says low enough for you to hear.

Pulling up his chair, he sits behind you as your ass is in the air with your body laying over his desk.  He runs his hands up your thighs flipping your skirt back to expose your Victoria secret panties that barley cover your cunt. Pulling them to the side he teases your cunt a bit before dipping in two fingers Making you melt into the desk. Rolled back and mouth gaped open, you relish in the pleasure you’re receiving from someone other than yourself.

The handle of the door to the classroom rattles and your eyes snap open. You forgot where you were for a moment. 

“Professor Go- the door. We’re going to get caught” you huff gripping his hand to pull his fingers out of you. As he thrust faster into you. Body moving faster than your brain you lift a leg onto the desk to spread yourself wider. 

“Dont worry” he chuckles lightly “ it’s locked from the outside.” You nod pushing yourself back into his hands and start riding his fingers, covering your mouth to help bite back your moans in hopes the students outside the door. Your Orgasm so close you could taste it.

“Now, A person who engages in the scientific study of sexual behavior is known as a …?”

“Ahhh - huh??” Your brows knit together as the pressure in your core builds up.  Ignoring the odd question you continue to ride his fingers seconds away from your orgasm, cunt squeezing his fingers like a vice grip. 

Roughly, Professor Gojo smacked your ass and snatches out his fingers leaving your body twitching uncontrollably as your orgasm was ripped away from you. Drool pooling on the table under you as you cried out in desperation. 

“The correct answer was Sexologist, a Sexologist engages in the scientific study of sexual behavior” he says standing over you, looking down on you in disgust. 

“I-i dont understand. I thought if I let you do what you wanted I’ll pass the class” you sobbed.

“Did you think you were LETTING me finger you for a D?” He lets out a hearty laugh making you turn around, teary eyes glaring at him. “Sweet heart, your beautiful and your body is banging. But lets make something clear..” Leaning over you he roughly grips your face. “If you want to pass this class, if you want to cum, you’re going to answer these questions correctly or you’re going to be shaking for the ………next three hours” he laughs looking down at his watch.

“Understood?”

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Please becauseee ... I'll continue this, who doesn't want to be educated while Gojo abuses our cunt ??

tags - @pervysenpaix, @gabzlovesu, @luffysthickwaifu, @happygoluckyalexis, @mastermindenoshimaalicia , @dejwrites, @angwritez, @plussizeficchick, @riozakii, @presidentmonica, @dabilovesme, @yuujispinkhair

#gojo x you #gojo x y/n #gojo satoru #Professor Gojo Satoru #smut #gojo headcanons #jjk headcanons #jjk gojo #jjk satoru #gojou satoru smut #satoru gojo #gojou satoru x you #jjk fandom #jjk fanfic #jjk smut

[oh-for-fic-sake]

It’s A Match Chapter One

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Summary: Filming is over and Henry returns home to and empty house. And he doesn't like it, things are getting to him and he doesn't want to be alone anymore. Then his brother suggests online dating, it sounds mad but henry decides to give it a shot. If worst comes to worst he just deletes the profile. He has nothing to loose right?

Warnings: Angst, Swearing, Cheese, Self Indulgent Fic, Rpf, Plus sized reader.

A/N: so I wrote this before the whole 'girlfriend' shock and everything that has followed. I was of two minds whether to ever post it but honestly, this is my blog and I've clearly stated that i am going to continue writing Rpf. I want to do a little ficlet/mini fic and well here we go. It wont be smutty just  somewhat angsty then fluffy. Enjoy~

Taglist: In Reblogs.

Henry slumped back on the seat in his conservatory and sighed, from here he could see his brothers and their wives outside, each snuggled up on the out door wicker sectional he had got to have the family over. It was the first family get together for over a year. He was happy, god it was amazing to see them but... He couldn't help being a tad envious.

They all had a family, wife and kids to go through this shitstorm in. He had no one, well he ha Kal. But that was it he sighed and looked away sipping from his cup slowly takeing a moment for himself. He needed to just chill, but it was getting hard... This year had really knocked him back he was at an all time low he hadn't felt like this for a long time. He knew he was depressed, he felt stupid there was no reason to be but there we go.

Henry had been getting himself all twisted for a while now, filming the Witcher helped but now that was over and he was home alone. Left with his thoughts in a big empty house.

"Sooo little brother want to tell me what's going on or am I gonna have to get mum in here?" Henry jumped at the voice and spun around to face his brother who was keeping a safe distance at the door. Wiping his hands down clearly just having washed them again.

"I ah its nothing, you know me I'm a worry wart" he said waving off his older brother he didn't want to bring down the mood of the small gathering, it was why he had come in here to take a breather.

"You called us all here for a visit hen, out of the blue when lockdown is still being eased out. Its clear you don't want to be alone, yet your sitting in here alone." His older brother said leaning on the door frame folding his arms trying to figure out what was really going on. He could see his little brother was hurting he wanted to help.

"I've got Kal" Henry said with a chuckle and looked about for the bear only to frown and sigh seeing the room was empty apart fro  him and his brother.

"Kal's outside with the kids hen, what's up? You can tell me you know" henry sided as his sibling  moved sitting in the small seat across from him. He knew that his family would listen but he felt so... spoilt like he was asking too much and was being selfish. It wasn't like him.

He grunted leaning back choosing not to look at his brother instead focusing on the cup in his hand. He spun it slightly then heaved a sigh. He wasn't getting away with not speaking about it, he was going to air out his worries one way or another. With his brother or his mother, and he loved his mother but this was? He wanted to keep this issues close to his chest. So far only Kal knew about his problems.

"I... I've had enough... just had enough of fucking covid and being alone... i felt isolated before all this shit kicked off and now?" He vented releasing all the fears he had. It was tough, he was a family man without his own little family, he hadn't managed to find anyone to share his life with and it got to him. He tried being sincere and polite, he took care of himself and tried staying true to himself but... something was missing it had to be! On paper he was a safe bet a good man! Yet his relationships never worked. There were different opinions or his other half couldn't handle the life style or they tried changing him or they couldn't put up with the way he loved so furiously- so openly wanting to always hold and kiss them. It just never quite worked.

"Its- fuck everything has just caught up with me...worries I've had for a few years now I could ignore them you know? I had other stuff going on, was always out and about meetings and press tours I was busy! But now?" He tried putting his feeling into words but he was conscious, he didn't want to whine or bitch about his life. He loved his work and the life he had made for himself he just? Wanted someone to share it with.

"Now after covid you've got all the time in the world to think?" Henry nodded agreeing with his brother. Covid had made him face these fears head on. He has been alone for the best part of a year with the uncertainty of his work and filming quarantines and isolations.

"Yeah, it hurts I'm... I'm in deep and I? I don't know how I'm getting out of this slump" henry finally said outloud, his brother dipped his head listening to him as he ranted. Started letting out all the frustration and anxiety out but stopped short with another growl closeing his hand around the cup tightly hissing in frustration then looked away.

"And what's caused it? I know you hate being alone but?" Henry sighed shaking his head as his brother tried coaxing more out of him. He drew in a shaky breath wanting to cry, he was just so lost and upset over being upset and alone.

"Two lock downs... Two alone- I? If this carries on for the next few years I don't... I don't want to be alone anymore! I want to settle down, I want an actual personal life! A relationship a family and? How? How am I gonna find all that? They want fame or money or something! Women never seem to want me for me, they say the do then judge me for my hobbies- I'm a geek I like tech and games and fantasy! And women don't like that" he spewed the words like they were venom, half ashamed of being so dramatic but the fear was real. Henry was scared, he wanted love. He wanted a family of his own, and it seemed impossible, now more then ever.

"I want to meet someone who will take me as I am, for me and I just I'm giving up. I'm giving up on it I can feel it, almost forty and look, alone unmarried no kids-I have no one to share my life with, it hurts am I not good enough for that?"  He hung his head as he spoke the final words put loud. He felt so vain and full of himself when he said them out loud, his skin crawled.

But it was how he felt, being the muscular decent looking man he was didn't go with his personality. He was a geek and the woman who were drawn to him didn't want that. And the woman that shared his hobbies normally weren't confident enough to even speak to him. Society's views on acceptable couples had put Henry in no mans land.

"What about online dating?" His brother spoke up but Henry just grunted rolling his eyes frustrated.

"What? No I cant do that I'd be fucking swamped" he hissed in irritation frustrated at the mere suggestion of him trying to date online.

"Whoa hold your horses let me finish I mean come on Hen there's bound to be hundreds of shy sweet women on there, I mean girls that are into your hobbies and stuff aren't usually the ones out and about partying and stuff, so its more likely they will be online" his brother quickly explained before Henry could pop off on one and shut him down.

Henry opened his mouth and stopped himself. That was a good point. Many of the women he would click with weren't going to be in bars or fancy parties. They were normally shy and at home most of the time reading or playing games.

"I... You really think i could meet someone? Meet the one online?" He asked in a small voice warming to the idea. His sibling smiled and nodded enthusiastically.

"Yes little brother, your a down to earth guy, just make a profile and have a look, if you don't like what you see you can delete the profile" henry nodded slowly thinking it over. There'd be no harm if he failed well he'd be no worse off, a little disheartened but that's about it.

"Look write down a few things you want in your dream girl, have a pseudo name like fucking I don't know Hank! Or something and say your a runner on set or something" his brother spoke up quickly as Henry sat back and actually thought about it seriously. He was right, henry could tweak things and be careful about what he shared and if he did meet the one then she'd understand... He could explain the predicament he was in. That he just wanted someone who liked him for him. And he would only reveal himself to her if she was the one and he was sure she would understand. As long as he was himself and honest about everything else in his life then there was no harm... and if he used proper photos of himself just... half cropped out then? It wasn't catfishing? Because he was being himself just using the nickname his mother used to call him.

"O-okay so be myself but... Just tweak a few things? So they don't know its me?" He reiterated to his brother still trying to figure out the morality of this whole idea.

"Yes! No full on pictures, no photos of Kal either new photos henry not old, maybe of your eyes up or something? Girls love blue eyed boy- not your right that brown will give you away... you could even fuck em up with a behind the scenes character photo? I mean come on how many men use a superman photo for their profile these days?" He encouraged wanting more then anything to cheer up his little brother.

"I yeah... That could work ,thank you- I'm sorry I got so worked up it... Its just getting to me now" henry apologised but his brother shook his head and chuckled standing up to go back outside to the others that were all happily chatting in the garden.

"I know Hen, look just give it a go, you might be surprized... come on lets get back out there, after all you are the host~ you cant just run off and hide" henry grinned standing and following his brother. It was decided, he'd give online dating a go!

A week later Henry sat at the computer everything was ready, he'd taken some precise photos and had spent the last half hour writing a profile up. He had felt a little guilty about this... Was he lying? Technically it was him, he was going by Hank which was a nickname his parents gave him as a child, luckily this site didn't require a surname because honestly? He had no clue! To fend off some guilt he had thrown in a behind the scenes photo of himself as superman it wasn't much but it helped take the edge off. The other photos were cropped and there were a good few just so that the women knew he wasn't technically a catfish; he even did one with him covering half of his face with a piece of paper with Hank scrawled across it. At the time he felt silly but it helped with his anxiety over the whole thing.

He paused for a second eyeing the screen rereading the profile over and over trying to make sure it was alright and honest. And it was, he had explained a little about himself, his hobbies and interests and his job... Only brushing over he worked for the film and tv industry recently working for Netflix he hadn't exactly explained what he did but there was enough information.

With a deep breath he clicked the button his mouse hovered over going live with the profile. Now all he had to do was wait and hope he caught a good womans eye. Within moments a few profiles popped up, matches. He scanned them flicking through some of the profiles and felt his heart crack. They were all full of badly filtered photos and used slang that to be honest he didn't even understand. What was so hard about using plain English?

He growled growing frustrated clicking through what were clearly a bunch of wannabe sugar babies. Each profile had a main photo a little bit of info then a few more pictures added to them. He scanned each one quickly going through the motions judging each one. 'Too far away... Your clearly not even eighteen?... Oh you like dc? Really hate to break it to you but thor is not a dc character' Henry grunted as he bypassed what felt like hundreds of women each with their own 'duck face' selfie most advertising their Instagram pages some even ballsy enough to add their only fans pages.

'Wait a second who was that?' He paused and scrolled back up and eyed the image on screen. It was a face on photo a cute woman smiling uncomfortably. Unlike everyone else's there was no distorting blur or heavy editing, the only make up was in the form of eyeliner in a set of black slightly uneven cat eyes. A slightly skewed black flicks making a point of no editing on the photo.

She was a full figured woman with proper kissable round cheeks and a sweet nervous grin. Her eyes were what got him, they were kind and genuine he could see she was uneasy about the photo but she was beautiful. She lived about half hour away which wasn't to bad.

Henry clicked the profile and scrolled down she didn't smoke, drunk occasionally and had no children. She did however have a college education in animal care and ran a small business. Centred on dogs by the looks of it. He moved further down reading the profile.

Y/n, 30, business owner, e/c, 5'4, curvy

I'm shy so will take a while to warm up to you. A honest woman, sometimes to honest I don't seem to have a filter 🤗 I'm laid back and tend to be sarcastic and I love animals I'm a kc certified dog breeder as well as run a small successful business that caters to dogs. So if you are allergic or don't like dogs then leave now but thank you for clicking🙃

I spend most of my free time gaming or reading. I enjoy the fantasy genre and love dc and marvel (though I love dc just a tad more🤫)

I have one fur baby in the form of my lovely girl Amii who is a three year old malamute. Yes malamute not a husky or Akita so again if you don't like dogs or big dogs I'm not the girl for you.

I'm looking for someone to have fun and maybe build a life with. Covid has been tough being single and decided that it was about time I tried this whole online dating thing. If you want to chat pop me a message 🥰

I do not have a personal Instagram, snapchat or only fans! Stop asking for pictures!😠😠

Henry's face split into a huge grin. She seemed to good to be true. She was wholesome, successful in her own right and looked fun. She didn't seem to be full of kale and bullshit. Just genuine and? Henry couldn't put his finger on it but there was something drawing him to this woman.

True to her word there was no Instagram link, no only fans or snap chat or anything. He scrolled further seeing photos of her and the biggest fluffiest dog he had ever seen in his life. She was sitting down next to who he assumed was Amii her dog and he melted. Y/n looked happy and content, living her best life.

There was nothing that sent alarm bells ringing, no racey photos or 'Netflix and chill' innuendos. The profile was clean and genuine.  He was right the woman was a little chunky but extraordinarily beautiful. The curves suited her and made her look more... cheerful and he could tell she was strong aswell, you had to be to have a huge dog like that about you.

There were photos of her walking a large pack of dogs in the wood; that he recognised! They were the very same he took Kal to only ten minuets down the road, he even recognised the small logo of her company on the jacket she wore. He had seen dog walkers wearing the same jacket so he knew of her brand. I he remembered correctly the company offered dog walking, grooming and kennel facilities as well as offering Breeding services helping stud dogs and stuff. They also helped advertise registered breeders and took in rescues for rehoming. It was a brilliant little company that he had even used for Kal once or twice to get his teeth cleaned and nails clipped, because Kal was a bugger for his pedicures!

He moved further down seeing more photos of the woman a small section with the games and tv she liked. Witcher was in both the tv and games category aswell as peaky blinders, Vikings and a few other shows.

Henry paused as he saw the chat button. Should he? He but his lip twisting on the spot in he chair rocking from side to side. What harm is there? He could just send a message she looked like a fun loving woman, he shared the same interests and stuff... so why not?

His fingers hovered over the keys ready to type out the words. But he choked. His mind ran blank what does he say? Hi? I saw your profile? Does he ask for a date? What does he do?

He let his hands fall and growled. Then scanned over the side of the message bar seeing a few pre-typed responses.

'It's a match!' 'You look fun, lets chat' 'I like your profile picture'

He winced they all seemed... wrong? Somehow they were polite and all but it- they wasn't personal or anything just... not quite right. He looked down as Kal came padding over and slumped next to him resting his chin on his foot with a loud sigh. With that Henry had an idea typing away a little message and hitting send before he could really think.

You sighed typing away the latest wage slips and added up all the various overtime, you really needed some more staff on now that lockdown was coming to an end. Thankfully animal care was essential so you hadn't been hit too hard a few staff were on furlough as they were extreme high risk and shielding but you were going out of your way to make the premises covid safe. Luckily it wasn't too hard as much of the business was just a few staff and lots of dogs.

You frowned when a chat icon popped up in to corner of your screen. 'Hank?' You though trying to remember if you knew a Hank? Maybe a client or some old friend... but you honestly couldn't recall. You l saved your document and clicked the small icon bringing up a chat and frowned a you read the little message.

'I call my dog bear but he has nothing on Amii, Shes the fluffiest dog I've ever seen in my life she looks perfect for bear hugs😅'

'what the hell?' You cursed scrunching your nose up at the screen rereading the words. That's a bit random... you clicked his icon a small photo of half of his face then froze as a dating profile opened up. 'Oh... shit' you said seeing that your own profile you'd set up a few days ago out of curiosity had garnered the attention of the handsome blue eyed stranger. You swallowed biting you lip thoughts of finishing updating your records now gone as you scanned Hanks profile and a small smile crossed your face.

Hank, 37, works in the film industry. Blue eyes, 6ft, muscular.

Decided to finally try this online dating, unsure what to say other then I'm looking for a life partner. I like to think I'm funny and laid back. I'm fit and active but that doesn't mean you have to be, but maybe my lady could come for walks with me and my four legged son? I promise he's my best freind and a good boy.

My job is tough and I'm away for long periods of time, but when I'm home I like to play games and am into warcraft. I paint miniatures when I can. Fantasy and superheroes are a big part of my hobbies so if you don't like all things geek then I'm probably not for you.

But if they are? Then feel free to message me, I will reply when I can.

You read and re-read the profile And your hands hovered over your chicklet keyboard. Biting your lip, do you respond? He seemed sweet and real... if that made sense. You took a deep breath. What was the worst that could happen? Asking for a plane ticket? You decided to take a chance and typed back a reply hitting send whilst you had your nerve and then flushed.

"And they say fluffy dogs only lure in women~" You giggled to yourself  moving a hand over the huge fluffy girl beside you giving her pets whislt thinking of a reply.

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