strongly believe that those few lines in kiwami 2 where majima hits on kaoru while half-dead in the street were literally just put there to try (and fail) to negate how fucking gay it looks when kiryu cradles a bloody badly-injured majima in his arms as majima tells him that he basically just fought an entire army of yakuza singlehandedly for kiryu and kiryu alone, fully aware that doing so would almost definitely be the death of him. but you know. whatever
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shout out to the lady who saw me in the drugstore before work this morning looking absolutely haggard with my unkept beard, clutching a pack of maxipads, three chocolate bars, and a package of cookies and said “oh your girlfriend is so lucky ;))” like thanks maam im the girlfriend and im bleeding So Fucking Much right now
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This was my first match yesterday:
For anyone that's played a while and has burned BP offerings that give everyone BPs - you know they're cursed. Right?
Any Survivor that brings them, never gets to profit off of them. They're either camped to death or tunneled out or their teammates let them die. They're cursed. When I see Survivors bring them, I do my best to play chill. I want everyone to get a lot of points.
The Claudette and the Nea were dead on hook at 2 gens.
I had not seen Carlos or Jane all match.
I didn't want to kill Claudette or Nea so I kept slugging them to bring Carlos and Jane out.
Tell me why it is that Nea trusted me when I came up to her while she was on a gen.
She stopped working on it and pointed at it so I kicked it and she went back to working on it.
Claudette also opened a chest in front of me without even worrying.
I find it cute when Survivors see me not kill them even though I could and should and they know that I'm not going to kill them. It makes sense to me - the Killer is trying to kill us but stops trying to kill us so he doesn't want to kill us. Not every Survivor sees that, though. Killers fake being nice but in my experience, the majority of Killers that acted nice were actually nice. So it's okay to trust a Killer a little but never fully trust them. That way if they're pretending to be nice and they kill you - you already considered that an option and you're not surprised or hurt.
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Sketches of my self insert OC as a Heart Pirate✨
Transcript below
Left to right top to bottom
“Rye-ya”
Rawr
I don’t have a crush on my hot powerful captain I don’t have a crush on my hot powerful captain
Persimmon
Fern
Cucumber
New leaf!
Damn. Hot damn. What a man. Holy shit. That’s my captain.
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thinking about horror film au marauders.. (tw. lotta gore)
lily the nerdy, bossy character that comes out with a giant axe and brutally beats up the killer/s to the shock of every other character
peter is either the bargaining character that tries to bargain and give the killer/s what they want just as he's about to die. or the character secretly on the killer's side that's revealed at the end
definitely giving wolfstar the making out whilst a killer is in their house/car/woods
mary, dorcas, remus, and lily all turning to each other wondering which of them is gonna die first, when they realise they're basically in a horror film cause of the black character dying first trope (i watched the blackening yesterday and the tagline "we can't all die first" gave me this hc. very good film. highly recommend)
sirius is the resident horror film expert that tells them what the killer usually does next (im imagining someone dying and everyone is just screaming over the dying body and sirius is also screaming but then adds in "this is exactly like that scene in wrong turn!"
the screamers are probably mary, remus, and james. not a definite though. i can see it being other people.
marlene gets the most jump scare scenes and emmeline gets the most hearing creaking and footsteps
james is the best at fighting but absolutely hates blood. feel like there needs to be a scene where he's like punching a masked killer and is doing SO WELL. and he gets the killer on the ground and is about to pull the mask off when the killer pulls out a knife and stabs at his hands and chest and shit. and he just screams and backs away staring at his blood until he faints.
as marlene dies, she clutches dorcas' hand and whispers "the lesbians never get a happy ending. apart from fear street... why couldn’t this be like fear street?"
the final girl HAS to be mary. ofc.
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@entitytcken asked: ❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞ {Agatha to Henry? ouo}
“Weeelll on the bright side, a bit of blood stains adds a lot more to the spookiness of it I think.”
A small chuckle, not bleeding hand scratching the side of his beard before Henry sheepishly surrenders his hand to Agatha.
“ It’s just a little thing, mio angelo, nothing to worry about. A wash in the kitchen sink and it’ll be right as rain.”
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Oh Nina's nose is bleeding...that must be distracting for her...
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Love is so complicated. I have many many thoughts on the matter. But right now I feel like I need to vent a little about one particular thing.
My mom is one of those people whose concept of love is very similar to that old chestnut: If you don't respect me, I won't respect you. With all of the asymmetrical baggage that usually comes with. I don't like her as a person, I have very strong feelings about her behaviour as a mother and otherwise.
She's in the hospital and very well could be in the last stretch of her life.
A log time ago I decided that I can't forgive her for her actions. It wouldn't give me any solace to do so, and moreover she doesn't think she ever did anything wrong so my forgiveness would be meaningless to her. Just another thing to take from me and gobble up.
Yet...
If she is dieing...
I'd be the monster I see her as, if I let her do it alone.
... wouldn't I?
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