#cave talks

[sentientcave]

It's time for a haircut this weekend because I have a wedding to go to at the end of the month (giving myself a chance to go to an actual barber if I fuck it up) and then I have to go shopping and buy new dress clothes (because I do not own a suit or nice pants or any non-flannel button up shirts). which sucks big time. I hate shopping more than anything else in this world. I should have thought ahead and made things but I don't think I'm gonna have time now.

#Cave talks #I have a body shape that fits very poorly into men's clothing and no desire to wear women's clothing #So as you can imagine I have a very bad time with it #Thinking about getting into kilts in a big way though so maybe I'll explore that option

[wannabe-f-f-friends]

Xie Lian in the cave: He's obsessed with me 💖😗🥰🥹👰👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💘💘💘

Fengqing in the cave: HE'S OBSESSED WITH YOU 😬😱🤢👹🙈🙉🙊🔪🔪🔪

#CAVE OF 10000 GODS #IM HERE I READ IT #IT WAS SO MUCH #I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'M ALSO STILL PROCESSING #heaven officials blessing #xie lian #hualian #tgcf #talking pancake

[mega-taiga]

i accidentally summoned a warden so i left this cave but the reverb mod im playing with makes it so you can still hear the warden's heartbeat even from the surface (we're over 200 blocks above it) which is ... kinda terrifying

#koi talk #its like the cave itself has a heartbeat

[spiribia]

in the early concepts of portal 2 youd find the box where cave johnsons consciousness was preserved and he'd beg you to end him because his immortality was a curse to him and you would and then you would immediately use his lifeless box as a stepping stool in the puzzle to complete the level. the nonchalant stone coldness.

#talks #they cave johnsoned in the desk job game.

[endcraft]

i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google

#hes like if a grandpa were both a programmer and a luddite #hes like a paleolithic mech engineer #hes like if someone made the internet out of sticks and rocks #hes like if you could talk to a big rock and its like yeah i remember before anything was ever hungry bc life wasnt invented yet. #and also i invented algebra #hes like a guy someone found in a cave hungry and covered in dirt and then hes like wait before you bring me back to society #look at what i made while i was stuck in this cave. and its technology sufficiently sophisticated as to seem like magic. made out of mud #fueled by the motion of earth through space #like you think maybe i should leave him in the cave and let him cook #hed benefit from being around people… but also hes onto something. in that cave

[wontonhasradsocks]

#dcmk #detective conan #dunno what chap it was but its from when uh #conan gets shot and he's talking w heiji at the hospital #n heiji's just like yeah idk man if my ass got shrinked i'd tell kazuha so maybe u should tell ran about your whole thing #and conan's like hmm. perhamps i shall..... #but then haibara pulls up and gently pushes him back into his little repression cave n_n

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

how about that uhhhhh Fantasy Julie. she gets her sword <3 no one can take it from her <3

rambles:

SIKE you get an extra, lower quality doodle

SIKE AGAIN here's the rambles

yeah... i caved and gave her a tail... I'm Not Sorry! it's cute! i wanted to stick with her sorta flower motif - it's stronger in her princess look, since I imagine that when she was part of the royals she was very blatantly flower power based. it was her Thing!

but a Julie free of her noble shackles... she deserves her big sword. like yeah, she has flower magic, but who needs it when she has a Giant Blade??? on the royalty vein, and if we're classifying "rainbow monster" as a species, i feel like horn size/curve would be a status symbol of some kind. maybe Julie would have kept her horns filed short. but if she ran away from that life... longer horns! i like to imagine that they'll keep growing until she has a pair of Extra Weapons attached to her head! curved forward like mammoth tusks maybe!

i imagine that like Frank, she goes with minimal armor - range of movement over protection, yk? some scale mail over her front, a thick leather flower over her chest w/ scalloped leather pauldrons, wrist armor and metal knuckles! i'd think that the faux-suspenders include a back sheath for her sword... i wish i'd thought of that Before i finished the little ref! i don't feel like going back and editing!

i imagine that she was forced to cut her hair when it got caught in something (a gelatinous cube, mayhaps). it didn't look good! don't let anime and Mulan fool you! cutting your own hair with a blade will not look nice! but someone - Eddie, probably, he's good with scissors i'd assume - cleaned it up for her. and hey, it didn't look bad! plus, Julie probably liked being able to just tuck up her long strands into her hat when she's feeling a bit more like a Julius than a Julie!

it's been a fun challenge transforming their canon outfits into a similar variation with fantasy flavoring and twists! i want them to suit the setting but still maintain Themselves! Julie's was tough i gotta admit. i was messing around with the princess look and the fighter look side-by-side. it worked better when i sat back and thought "fighter Julie is Julie unrestrained. that version would be more aligned with her canon look"

i wanted her princess form to look Restrained! she has to be a ~delicate flower~, a noble woman, pristine and poised and very much a princess. soft colors, poofy clothing, bright white gloves that are not to be sullied. carefully bundled up hair! jewelry! that dress must be Heavy and hard to move in! her tail must be so cramped under there!

but Julie Unleashed? violent pinks! rose gold accents! short skirt so that she can sprint and Kick! fun boots that she can be active in and delight in watching them get dirty! her hair is free to whip in the wind and get caught in things! fun straps and Deadly Accessories! a sword that she stole from the royal armory on her way out the window! she has forearm wraps both to match Frank and to support her wrists!

#yessss this was mainly an excuse to draw jules with short hair and a tail. i do not apologize #i like to think that poppy has a bottomless bag that she's too scared to use herself #but everybody keeps things in there #julie keeps her hair-hiding-hat in there and some pants and a cape for that Julius Vibe #(yes i could have gone with julian. but julius makes me think of orange julius and. yum) #i've said in initial rambles that i think that julie has Mild plant magic #I TAKE THAT BACK SHE'S SO FUCKING POWERFUL #i think she could hold her own against wally here tbh! #she wouldn't win if home had the reins but yk! it would still be Close! #but why would she use boring magic when she can slash punch kick #she can definitely talk to all plants. like im carrying that over thats so cool #trees warning her of an ambush... trodden-on flowers pointing her in the direction of her quarry... #roots arching out of the ground to trip anyone about to beat her in a race #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #so in canon julie left The Cave #which. fuck is that supposed to be a reference to plato's cave? ok no now's not the time for speculation #so she left the cave to seek out a life of her own #so i imagine that she left the royal life for much the same reason! she didn't want to sit on a throne in a poofy dress and lead! #she wanted to Adventure! see the world! be unrestrained! #i imagine that her repeated sneaking out is how she met frank - then when she ran she went to him cause she knew he wanted to leave #and she went 'hey im ditching this joint wanna come' and Of Course the answer was yes! #adventuring duo that never regret it for a second! #also as im making refs im adding them to a Lineup. which i'll post when ive collected all the pokemon (neighbors). size refs!!!

[xinilia]

the great thing about hua cheng’s devotion is I straight up cannot get enough of it. I will reread fics hundreds of times just to hear him describe the sheer depth of the adoration he feels for xie lian. it’s therapeutic to hear about how much love someone can be capable of

#call me xie lian I guess #I just want to sit there and listen to him talk about all the things he’s done and will do for his highness #like for hours #please bro there’s a reason why the cave of ten thousand gods is my favorite part of the entire series #tgcf #hua cheng #hualian #bruh #heaven official’s blessing

[xulips]

he doesn't have the heart to take em off

#akito shinonome #shinonome akito #project sekai #prsk #do i tag everyone here?? maybe??? ok here we go #kohane azusawa #azusawa kohane #toya aoyagi #aoyagi toya #an shiraishi #shiraishi an #MEIKO #vivid bad squad #based of a comment my friend made while we were talking abt akito #this was SUPPOSED to be my toya manifesto as a ritual to get his birthday card(s) but i caved in. sorry

[eddiesghxst]

whenever it rains, it’s ridiculously loud in eddie’s trailer, you could practically sleep outside and get the same experience (aside from getting a little wet, obviously).

eddie, however, because he’s lived there for so long, doesn’t hear a thing. he sleeps like a baby through every single noise you could imagine, not even flinching when a small hail storm blows through. at first you don’t understand, you think eddie’s insane because how could anyone sleep soundly with this much noise going on?

until one night, you’re at your own house tossing and turning in your bed for hours before you give up and drive over to eddie’s because for some fucking reason, you admittedly miss it. you miss the loud pelting of rain and the whistling of the wind with the scraping sound of tree branches against the tin-like roof.

eddie’s mad that you drove in the middle of a storm, but let’s you in either way. you don’t tell him why you came, but eddie seems to understand when you both lay down, tangled in each other and let the loud beating of rain fill out the silence of his room. eddie can physically feel your body relax into his and he immediately knows—- he gets it because he’s the same way. it barely takes 5 minutes before you’re both knocked out and snoring.

eddie definitely teases you about it at the table the next morning, makes a joke that “you should just move in at this rate,” but wayne quickly shuts that down, “save up and move in next door, kids, i don’t need to see anymore than i’ve already seen.”

#all my trailer park girlies know the noise i’m talking abt #sounds like a fucking war #when i was younger i lived in a trailer and storms used to scare the shit out of me bc they were so loud #but sometimes i miss it #it felt like a little cave #i want to be in a little cave in the storm w eddie #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #drabble #eddie x reader #stranger things fanfic #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson au #eddie munson headcanon #eddie x y/n #eddie x gn!reader

[sentientcave]

Really wanted to get Part 3 of And They Were Roommates done and posted tonight but it's gonna have to wait until tomorrow because I still have like half of the planned chapter to write. The good news is that it will be a longer part? Is that good news? I don't know

The really good news is that there will be kissing. Mwah.

#Cave Talks #Cave Writing #ATWR #I need Jamie to kiss Reader like STAT #But I suffer from world building disease and I'm afraid it's terminal #I think I'm going to make a non-reader OC character version when I post to AO3 too for those that don't like a reader insert #And also so I can draw them together

[anthyies]

the women in STEM community has forgiven GLaDOS

#esha.txt #portal #i have no gamer pride im watching a playthrough ill finish my own sometime. soon but i want to know the story of portal 2 okay. #anyways. um listening to cave johnson talk about caroline is giving me. lesbian in stem rage

[breadandblankets]

ya know the thing is Bruce could try and pull his patented "in worried about you and instead of expressing that I'm going to pull you off of vigilante work" on Duke and it Would Not Work.

Bruce could pull him off the outsiders sure but 100% Bruce could not make Duke stop patrolling

Duke, staring Bruce's lil bat peepers down, with the power of gd and anime on his side: you could call Superman to sit on me and it Still wouldn't keep me from going out

#duke thomas #bruce wayne #batfam #im writing this in a fic rn but the thing is bruce cannot out stubborn duke that is Very important to me #also bruce will cave to duke eventually because hes Trying to be better okay #duke is not his robin and bruce can't control him like a robin #does this mean duke is gonna burn himself out? yes absolutely #bruce Has to adapt his mentor style to duke not the other way around #will this be frustrating for bruce? definitely will bruce respect him more for it? absolutely #anyway idk im just thinky thoughts #bread talk

[hrokkall]

HOW TO PIN YOUR INSECTS:

Position limbs into desired arrangement and pin in place

Maintain eye contact

Pin should pass through the center of the thorax

Move slowly; lest the divine light leak out along with the ichor

Wait for the embers to die.

Wait for the embers to reignite.

#Ultrakill #V1 #V1 Ultrakill #Gabriel Ultrakill #Gabv1el #Insects #Disclaimer. Not actual insect pinning advice. If that wasn't obvious from the start. #Cw: #Blood #Should I tag this animal death. Maybe? Hell if I know #Hm. I think I'll leave it at #Ask to tag #Just in general. #Don't ask me to put this in the ship tag though I'm not doing it (if I tag it ship know it was a moment of weakness... Joking.) #Anyway I don't want to talk about how long this took. Fuck's sake. This is like the third attempt at this concept #The first one I just didn't vibe with and the second you couldn't see the pins well enough (I would say it was also too horny-looking but.) #(but so is this one. As told to my by my peer reviewer. And by that I mean my friend I sent the sketch to and they said- #''I don't see how your other sketch could possibly be worse than this''. Thank you for the encouragement. I'll add more bloodlust next time #EDIT: FIXED A MISTAKE THAT WAS BOTHERING ME #EDIT 2: I caved. It's in the ship tag now.

[drulalovescas]

things Dean did that we should never shut up about

#like seriously???? #we should keep talking about it 24/7 #the mixtape??? #and he made Cas watch movies with him??? #in the Dean cave??? #and he kept his trenchcoat #AND he took the photo of Cas in the cowboy hat #AND PRINTED IT!!!!! #insane little hunter crazy in love with the gay angel #spn s7e2 #spn s12e19 #spn s13e6 #spn s15e15

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He dies if you don't pay attention to him, its a very urgent situation for an uncle to attend to.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jin ling #In the audio drama he's banging on the door and it cracks me up #i really wanted to draw jin ling banging on a window but I could not make it look right B*( #he exhibits such strong needy little dog vibes in this scene #scratching and banging at the door because its *Closed*!!!! how could you do this!!! aughhh!!! #i called him jiang cheng’s designer depression puppy before but this really proves it #this is the perfect and ideal form of a spoiled character. when he gets away beeing needy because he’s loved #JC’s threats are *so* empty. He’s the uncle who says ‘no more candy for today’ and caves after looking at JL’s wet eyes #‘hey op are you going to talk about the clown nose?’ okay sure. it was tucked into the fluff of the dog from the last comic #or maybe wwx just grows them every once in a while when he’s being a clowned on