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Pegassi Toreador
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This bitch really got knocked off her bike by the supply drop crate-
Just thought this was hilarious 😂
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#grand theft auto#gta#grand theft auto v#gta 5#gta online#gta v#tattoos#planning#cayo perico heist#Kosatka Submarine
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calamity nerf
our sugar daddy s no longer sweet
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Maibatsu Sanchez (Livery)
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i did not think i would be saying "tequila" and "1.7 mil payout" in one sentence but here we are
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gta is so fun to buy things but so frustrating to do mission!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just kept getting to this one part where i had to exit a building and every time i’d exit i’d immediately get gunned down!!!!!! i respawned like 15 times until i was able to make it out GOOD LORD!
#I JUST WANT FUN CARS…#also my second character has 0 stats 😭#i could do the cayo perico heist with my eyes closed before doing this in one go again#also sorry to my gf who had to hear me proclaim that i hate this game 10 times
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I’m not immune to the Ljubica brainrot…
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Derpy: What if I decided to fuck this mission up?
Me: You'd be a piece of shit and I would hit you in the kidney.
Derpy: Can you even reach that high?
Crystal: He can get a step stool.
Me: Ah ha! A step stool! Thank you, Crystal.
Derpy: Why are you helping him?! Anyways, it don't matter. I'd just kick it out from under you.
Me: Then you'd just be a piece of shit.
Derpy: How would I be a piece of shit?! Its self defence at that point, bro!
Me: Because then I couldn't reach.
Derpy: That makes me a piece of shit? You're trying to hit me!
Me: Correct.
Derpy: We ain't getting the elite challenge are we?
Me: We've been standing here talking and sending each other tiktoks for a while now.
Crystal: I've been listening to you two dummies go back and forth for almost a half hour. I don't think you're getting the elite rewards.
#this a daily occurance in the party chat#we say the dumbest shit#have the stupidest back and forth roasts#do dumbass shit in whatever game were playing#get distracted by tiktok and send vids to one another#everyone else joins in just to listen to us dumbasses#currently were doing the cayo perico heist
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Links to some of the GTA V Online cutscenes/dialogue involving Franklin, Trevor, and Michael under the cut
The Contract DLC
All Lamar and Franklin cutscenes
Lamar and Franklin stoned conversations
Franklin talking about Michael
Mentions of Trevor + brief Trevor in his trailer interaction (from previous dlc)
Franklin mentioning Michael making movies
Smuggler DLC
Ron talks about Trevor becoming a lifestyle guru
Drug wars
First little bit Ron mentions Trevor "took off" and no longer operates in Blaine County. Later mentioned that Wade and Chef are still in Blaine with Ron.
Cayo Perico
Trevor and Patricia
Various pre GTA V story mode
Meeting Trevor Male Female
Trevors window
Trevor drug bust
TPI heist
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tagged by @nineinchmales to do the first 10 songs that came on shuffle for me! i cheated a little and made a big playlist of all the smaller playlists i use regularly bc i feel like those are more true to my real music taste rather than the songs i still have on my spotify since 2014 lol
idk why the formatting got so fucked up but this was fun lol just realizing how wildly different most of this is from each other
i tagggg @humenkuube @momett @litchkiing @mrbungle @cryptcatz @nightcomets @cowboyskissin and anyone else who wants to do this. if you don't i am still sending you a fresh picked strawberry
#txt#op#tysm for tagging me this was very fun!#i havent done a dashboard game like this in a long time lol
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Yes, El Rubio...
Yes, I fucking dare humiliate you like this.
Dude's tryna sound intimidating af, but I just find his threats funny.
Probably because he can't seem to track us down at all, no matter how often we rob him.
#gta#grand theft auto#gta online#grand theft auto online#el rubio gta#juan strickler#cayo perico#cayo perico heist
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Been rewatching GTAO cutscenes and ahhhhh got to the Cayo Perico heist and ohmygod I still love them so so so much!!!! Just everything about it was perfect.
And reseeing Franklin's update was soooooo nice. I love Franklin so much😭🫶😭🫶 and seeing Lamar again? So good! I really gotta do more with my ocs for Franklin and Lamar lol
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// The Muses (15 Nov, 2023)
Nathan Goddard (formerly Miller):
Age: 29
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 178cm
Fresh from the city, Nathan inherited his grandfathers farm in Stardew Valley, in the neighbouring area to Pelican Town. He had no idea how to run a farm and spent most of his first spring and summer doing research. Eventually, he managed to start making things work, becoming a prized fruit and vegetable farmer.
He is friends with numerous people from the town, but much like his husband- he likes to keep to himself and those he cherishes. He is also close friends with Shane.
Dr. Harvey Goddard:
Age: 42
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 189cm
The towns local doctor. Harvey was placed here during his training but chose to stay afterwards, as he enjoyed the peace and quiet nature. Harvey often kept to himself, enjoying his own company as he continued to read medical papers after work and listen to jazz. He has a fascination for planes, owning numerous model planes and a broadcast radio. His dreams of becoming a pilot were dashed by his major fear of heights.
Harvey is married to the towns new farmer, Nathan. He also lives on the farm and helps Nathan with the chickens (which he's very fond of. One chicken is called Peepee. The other, Poopoo).
Pete Norwood:
Age: 30
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 178cm
A grumpy, serious guy with a severe determination to be the best. Pete is a former p*star turned illicit business manager.
He's often serious and doesn't take too well to jokes. His mind is strictly on business and making sure he and his co-workers don't get caught up with the police. If he needs to charm his way out of a situation, he easily win. Nothing is off limits to him. Pete also has a fear of wealthy men and absolutely despises AI.
Pete has taken part in the Fleeca Job, The Doomsday Heist and the First + Last Dose missions.
Valerie Norwood:
Age: 28
Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Height: 162cm
Preferably known as "Val". He is a man at the top of his game game, feeding weaponry to all those who can invest. Val is a silly trans man that likes to have fun, drink tons of coffee and assist in developing weird and over powered weaponry. He's super approachable and incredibly friendly. Loves to crack jokes at times and have fun. He is best friends with Agent 38 and 14- and is the younger brother to Pete.
Val has taken part in the Pacific Standard Heist, the Diamond Casino Heist, the Cayo Perico Heist and finally, ULP's Operation Paper Trail.
Agent 38 (Elliot):
Age: 31
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 175cm
An IAA Agent working to fight crime- but also supply it. 38 is an Australian IAA Agent who's the best at dealing with logistics. 38 is primarily, the right hand man of Agent 14, as he tags along with most of 14's business and jobs. 38 also assists in running Val's gunrunning operation.
He takes his work seriously, but is still quite relaxed and chill- as his Australian nature permits. He often likes to joke around and portray himself as the "cool" agent.
Similiarly to his yakuza counterpart, Eisuke, he loves Tetris and arcade games.
Agent 38 worked alongside Agent 14 during the Prison Break, issued the Humane Labs Raid to fellow GTA Protagonists, and was also kidnapped along with Agent 14 during the Doomsday Heist (Act III).
Avon (CLIFFFORD):
Age: N/A (Built in 2016)
Pronouns: he/him/they/them/it/its
Height: 184cm
An Android seeking a somewhat "normal" existence, Avon was created by his father to be the splitting image of himself. From the same square jaw, to the placement of each individual hair plug. If you put Avon next to his human counterpart, it would be hard to tell the difference. As a prototype to the neural network, CLIFFFORD, this Avon's AI systems barely functioned in a way that matched with his father's egotistical personality.
Avon is nervous, somewhat timid around others and incredibly smart. He is curious about the world and wants to learn everything he can.
Etsumi Sugihara:
Age: 38
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 170cm
One of the chilliest yakuza you'll have the opportunity to meet. Etsumi comes from an orphanage in Okinawa, now- he's a prestigious entrepreneur who successfully runs three businesses in the main streets of Kamurocho. He's the financial guy of the Kawamoto family and is ultimately- their breadwinner.
Etsumi is a hard worker, and swears to keep himself out of the physical harm however he can. He can often be found sleeping in his hostess clubs office (thanks to Thursday for providing him with the necessary comforts) or eating gyudon at Akaushimaru.
Eisuke H:
Age: 30
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 175cm
A foreigner subjected to torture and abuse, now trapped in a criminal world of the yakuza he wished so desperately to be free of. Eisuke (formerly Elliot) arrived in Tokyo in 2001, where his life flipped after falling for a local scam. Having attempted to flee his new criminal life, his family's patriarch (Tsuki Sakuraba) subjected him to torture which ultimately lead to the removal of his right eye.
Despite the horrors of his life, Eisuke remains warm and excitable. Especially when he is blessed with Sega arcades, UFO Catchers and stores filled to the brim with gaming merchandise.
Ryoma N:
Age: 40
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 189cm
A renowned Host turned into the captain of a high ranking Tojo Clan family. Ryoma was formerly the number one host in Kamurocho- until his host club was bought up by the Kawamoto family. Over time, Ryoma had stopped working as a host in order to serve the Kawamoto family and became apart of their family. When the Nishikiyama family was finally making waves in the Tojo Clan, Ryoma was invited to join- earning the respectable rank of Captain.
Ryoma used to be incredibly talkative, very relaxed ans incredibly flirty. The perfect man for a job as a host. However, once he began working and serving the Tojo Clan's subsidiaries, he lost touch with himself. He became quiet, reserved and rather grumpy.
Hellmourn:
Age: N/A (appears 24)
Pronouns: all except she/her
Height: 300cm
The god of creation, an unstoppable force of nature. He is the father of various people stretching across the realms, such as Etsumi Sugihara, Elliot Hütter and Captain Stros. Having created worlds of joy and happiness, he now only seeks to darken these worlds.
Hellmourn carries a colossal golden greatsword, made from the wilting corpse of his first beloved creation, Victor Brighting. The blade is provided with the ability to shoot beams of holy light when swung.
However, lingering within the shattered body of Hellmourn, lies the ancient beast Parnavix The Shrouded. As a last resort for survival, the liquid stars within Hellmourn will drip from their lifeless body, forming the base of Parnavix. Parnavix is a giant beast, dragon-like and relentless. It continues to carry the colossal sword.
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