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rentumblsstuff · 20 days
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miss-holloday · 4 months
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Some little canon tidbits from the 8 hour Nerdy Prudes Must Die livestream that y’all missed/ forgot about:
1. Jane Perkins’ was Linda Monroe’s friend and therapist
2. Jane, Gerald, and Linda all went to U of M
3. Matt Lang refers to himself as the God of the Universe and says Tom and Becky are meant to be together
5. Becky Barnes grew up with a THICK Scottish? Accent.
6. CCRP (Paul, Bill, Ted, and Charlotte’s company) are experimenting on them in order to harness the power of the Lords in Black. They don’t need a tech department… especially not one full of people who are very bad at technology. (For example, Paul 23 and Android Emma in Forever & Always)
7. Paul and Emma will always find each other, even if they’re an identical copy like a robot or a clone.
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penguin-scribbles · 3 months
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Melissa, the original Human Pet Guy
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incorrect-sk-universe · 5 months
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Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!
Paul: That's not true
Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-
Ted: WHAT
Bill: Oh, second to last to know!
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blankensnappeas · 3 months
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So you know the whole song and dance with the timeline where Paul is cloned a bunch?
What if after finding out about it, Tinky tried desperately to find and/or create one where Ted was cloned instead?
One timeline, unlimited Teddy Bears!
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RIP to the CCRP scientists.
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nobodysdaydreams · 5 months
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More Hatchetverse Theory: Sycamore High and the Timberwolves are connected to the Hatchetmen and the Tree-People
Starkid's Hatchetverse has retriggered my hyperfixation, and by golly if you think I'm not gonna share every unhinged theory...you're wrong. I’ll tag them “#hatchetverse theory” to make it easier. So let's dive in.
One thing I haven't seen anyone talking about is the fact that, based on what we know about canon, Sycamore High School likely shouldn't exist.
Hatchetfield is a "tiny town". There doesn't seem to be a reason for them to have two high schools, especially when Sycamore seems to not even have enough staff and students for most extra curriculars and programs (in TGWDLM, Paul mentions they don't have a theater program).
So why does Sycamore High School exist? Well, one thing I noticed was that SYCAMORE High as well as its mascot, the TIMBERwolves, have tree related pun names. And what a coincidence, trees happened to be big in the hatchetfield universe, particularly when it comes to the hatchetmen and their hatred of the LIB and magic/“the gift” in general. They did plant a forest of magic tree people after all. And, since they hate the LIB so much, they likely wouldn't want their children attending high school at one of the black altar locations, which just so happens to be Hatchetfield High. That gives them a motivation to build an alternative school.
Sounds like a pretty solid theory to me, but then there's also the fact that the residents also seem to have an odd attitude towards Sycamore High. It's not hated by Hatchetfield High with the same level of hatred they give the Clivesdale Chemists, but they still don't like Sycamore, and the students hate the idea of transferring there. Which seems odd. You'd think it would be the other way around since Hatchetfield High is the school with the black altar. Unless being around a black altar makes the students hate Sycamore, and I could probably do a whole different rant on how the LIB's influence is messing with the perceptions and behavior of the people of Hatchetfield, particularly at the altar locations or when someone uses or has used the black book, but maybe I'll save that for later.
However, if you really wanted to take this theory to the extreme, it could be part of the reason why Paul "doesn't like musicals." Musicals and music are the primary way Pokey expands his influence in Hatchetfield, at least in TGWDLM. That might be one of the reasons Sycamore doesn't have a choir or theater program: not just due to lack of students, but strategically to keep Pokey's influence out. Paul went to Sycamore High, which isn't a black altar (and indeed, might even be designed to counteract or resist the LIB), therefore he's more put off by music and musical performances in Hatchetfield, though he doesn't really know why.
I also suspect this isn't the only instance where the name of locations around town have significance. This has already been seen several times, particularly with the black altar locations.
For example:
The Starlight Theater: has a star theme similar to "the Church of the Starry Children"
CCRP (COVEN Communication Research and Power): Literally has the word "Coven" in it.
Lakeside Mall: Used to be the old mill (which would be located near water, also "mall" and "mill" are one letter off).
And trust me, I have my theories about Clivesdale as well, but again, maybe that one is better for another time.
I hope you enjoy Starkid fandom!
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charlottesweetly · 15 days
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Charlotte made lil toilet roll guys
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incorrectccrp · 2 months
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To: <[email protected]> from: <[email protected]> Subject: Gone home Hi Mr Davdison,
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Kind regards, Charlotte
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davytheshark · 5 months
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Here are some essential questions I feel need to be answered to end the Hatchetfield universe:
• Hatchetfield vs Clivesdale: Why do they hate each other so much?
• What is really going on at CCRP?
• Who really is Mrs Holloway?
• Origins of the Lords In Black
• TCOTSC vs The Hatchetmen: What went down?
• PEIP Background
• What is up with the Witchwood?
• WHY IS HATCHETFIELD LIKE THIS????
These are just some I came up with off the top of my head. I really hope these are answered in NMT3 and/or the final Musical. Feel free to add your own
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Things revealed about the Hatchetfield multiverse in “Hey Melissa”:
Paul would go see a musical if he went to “hate watch” it with Emma
In at least one timeline, Professor Hidgens manages to stage his production of Working Boys
Mr. Davidson still hasn’t told his wife Carol what he wants
Mr. Davidson keeps sex toys in his desk at work
Paul remembers Ted and Bill’s coffee orders
Paul likes dogs more than cats
Paul has a traumatic childhood memory involving a dog
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isogenderskitty · 2 days
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i like to think that CCRP only gave ted his own private office so that he would feel important and have a place to wank and therefore not ask questions about all the shady shit they're doing
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rentumblsstuff · 5 days
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I know others have asked this but I ASK YOU AGAIN
WHAT DOES TED DO AT CCRP THAT HE GETS HIS OWN OFFICE????????? HOW IS THEODORE M-F-ING SPANKOFFSKI HIGH ENOUGH ON THE COMPANY LADDER TO HAVE HIS OWN OFFICE?
Is he on Mr. Davidson’s level? Is he the boss of an entirely different department? IS HE A CODIRECTOR OF THE TECHNICAL DEPARTMENT??? IF SO IS CHARLOTTE SLEEPING WITH ONE OF HER BOSSES BY SLEEPING WITH HIM???? WHY DO THEY CALL HIM TED AND NOT MR. SPANKOFFSKI IF HE HAS HIS OWN OFFICE? DID TED SAY LIKE “hey we’re all buddies here call me Ted :D” IS HE THE DIRECTOR OF A MUCH SMALLER DEPT THUS PUTTING HIM AT A SIMILAR LEVEL IN THE WORKPLACE HIERARCHY TO PAUL, BILL, AND CHAR???? I don’t need to know bUT I WANNA REALLY REALLY BADLY WTF IS THIS SLEAZEBALL’S JOB TITLE?? I GET THE WIKI SAYS TECH SUPPORT BUT HUH?
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nabwastaken · 4 months
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Cookies- 12 days of Hatchetfield day 1
On the first day of Christmas, a relatively innocent sign was placed outside of not just CCRP's main entrance, but the Starlight, Lakeside Mall, The old Waylon place, Hatchetfield High, and even the Witchwood.
It was simple, only reading 'Free Cookies!' In bright green glitter pen, under it being a tray of exactly 25 cookies- 5 different kinds with 5 of each type. Gingerbread, Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Raisin, Sugar, and also Oreos for some reason. Everyday, even if all the cookies were eaten and when one of Hatchetfield High's jocks would inevitably vandalise it, the same sign with the same cookies would reappear the very next day and no one had any idea who was behind this.
Paul was the first one to notice this strange little phenomena on his way to work that day. He stopped and stared at the cookies right beside the door in. It was completely untouched and all the cookies were placed in neat little rows. Normally, Paul would brush it off and think it was Mr. Davidson's antics again. But this time... it felt different. Like something might be up. Something sinister.
The next member of Paul's friend group to notice the cookies was Charlotte. He heard her park her car and she got out of the car, only to freeze as soon as she saw Paul and the cookies. They looked at each other.
Paul mouthed, "Did you do this?" With Charlotte subsequently shaking her head. She reached for a cookie but Paul pulling it away. They didn't know if they were safe to eat or not.
Bill eventually found himself parking his minivan to see Paul and Charlotte both staring at something in front of the duo, with Bill seeing the same thing as them. A tray of 25 cookies of 5 varieties. Bill stopped in his tracks and slowly tiptoed over to their location, with him slowly bringing out his phone and pointing at it. Paul and Charlotte shook their heads. No way that the authorities could do something about it.
Charlotte turned her head and saw Ted sauntering up to the office, humming a song from that Christmas Carol musical Sam liked so much.
"Christmas Electricity- hmmhmmmm- Christmas electricity is heeeereeee bum bum bum bum~"
Ted made it all the way to entrance with his hands stuffed into his coat pocket, continuing to loudly sing the song out as the others would continue to stare at the pastries in horror. Ted eventually stopped in his tracks as he reached the cookies.
"The hell are you guys standing here for?" He read the sign. "Oooh! Free Cookies! Now that's what the fuss is all about! And they have Oreos? Don't mind if I do-"
"Ted, no-"
He grabbed an Oreo and stuffed it into his mouth before they could stop him. The group was silent as Ted chewed the cookie in his mouth.
"This- is the best fucking cookie I've ever had."
And so it was. As the rest of the group slowly one by one picked up a cookie and realised the same thing Ted did. These cookies were delicious.
And so, whenever Paul would walk by one of the locations, he'd make sure to pick up a cookie from the tray.
After all, what's the worst thing that could happen?
@12daysofhatchetfield
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mythuzalasheir3 · 7 months
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OKOKOKOKOK… CCRP as found family I feel is underrated (is this basically The Office but with CCRP, yes. Do I care, no)
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wigglys-dikrats · 1 year
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nightmare time spoilers
the homeless man is always ted right?
because of the experiments that take place in 2019 and turn ted’s office into a time machine
however, tgwdlm takes place in 2018
the experiments never occurred in tgwdlm timeline because the world ends in 2018
so how is the homeless man there?
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Paul: *sips drink* wow, this is bad
Bill: Is it? *sips drink* wow yeah this is bad
Charlotte: Let me try *sips drink* oh God that's terrible
Ted: Hey what's going on here?
Paul: My drink is bad
Ted: *sips drink* that's bad
Melissa: The drink is bad? *sips drink* the drink is bad
Mr. Davidson: Did I hear something about a bad drink?
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