#celery man

[infinitebrians]

what asher mir’s been up to these last few years

#drawdogs #daily art #destiny #destiny 2 #asher mir #vex #celery man #can i get a nude tayne

[humanityisdying]

Computer, load up celery man, please.

#celery man #4d3d3d3d #tim and eric #tim heidecker #eric wareheim #nude tayne #tayne #Youtube

[kujikawaiiart]

TANDEN RENKI

#makoto #street fighter #street fighter 3 #my art #capcom #celery man

[mistresslrigtar]

~ mutuals I want to know better ~

I was tagged by the amazing @rachaeltad, thankyou! Personal post time!!

Last song I listened to: I currently have the alt rock band, Muse on heavy repeat, but... I heard a fantastic song on the radio today! Bakar's Hell N Back - the vibe is just so and this line - she had green eyes like Mountain Dew. I love that!

Fav colour: hot pink!!

Currently watching: rewatching Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Their comedic commentary on the absurdity of self-centered, selfish, out-of-touch Americans is *chef's kiss* And Nightman Cometh? A must see

Currently reading: trying to slog my way through What Remains of Day - not reading it is currently winning 🤣😂 It is one LONG paragraph - seriously.

Sweet/savoury /spicy: Savoury. Chips please!

Relationship status: Married

Current obsessions: uh...Zelink

Last thing I googled: the last thing I googled was Celery Man 😂😂

Currently working on: I Belong to You a Legend of Zelda alt-rock musical story

Now, who's next? I tag @hyylia, @minstrelsmusings, @aurathian, and @flutefemme. But no pressure.

#legend of zelda #zelink #the legend of zelda #artists on tumblr #tag #personal #celery man #tim and eric #it's always sunny in philadelphia #the nightman cometh #Youtube

[badcircuit]

#actual footage of me #reading this chapter yet again #i'm at the hate it a lil bit questioning my choices stage #celery man

[mmunciee]

here’s a printout of oyster smiling

#doodle #illustration #drawing #oyster smiling #celery man #4d3d3d3 #tim and eric #could I get a hat wobble

[4th-make-quail]

Took some pictures around Krauser's tent! I was especially interested in this after seeing someone post a pic of the title screen which had an ashtray on it, so I wanted to see if that was actually in his tent!

The fact that it is... Is fucking me up big time. Krauser smoking? Hello???

Some of the other items here are interesting too. Obviously there's all the dogtags from his men, which make a complete lie of his words to Leon about how his seeking power isn't for revenge - why would he keep those tags, and out on his desk at that, otherwise? He's taunting Leon, trying to get a rise out of him.

The cream of celery soup cans are hilarious and depressing, poor guy. There's a few of those old books scattered around too, which makes me wonder if they're from Los Illuminados. No obvious symbol on them, but they look old enough to be that.

Ofc lots of military gear: webbing straps, bandages neatly folded in a tin with some hydrochloric acid (plus lots of bloodied bandages on the bed which is also interesting, I wonder if they're from his own transformations?), a battered old leather bag, and then two large weapon cases which must be for his bow since the smp he uses is very small.

All the tools scattered on the table near the first box are good, they imply that he really did spend all that time setting up the Ruins arena just for Leon - look, he even made all the traps and things himself! Anything for the pretty boy!

However my main takeaway from all this is still..... Krauser smoking...... Hrrrrghhhhhhh

#resident evil #jack krauser #metaltango #I'm absolutely sick about this!!! #Celery soup man!!! #SMOKING KRAUSER!!!?!? #HELLO #THE BLOODIED BANDAGES!!! #Hydrochloric acid on the wounds?! #OUCH #But again #SMOKING!!! KRAUSER!!!!! #Krauser sitting with one elbow on his thigh recording that message to Leon and smoking at the same time.... #Krauser's deft talented hands lighting up in the dark and shielding the flame from the wind #You wanna bet I'll be including this in some fic JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE #quailstuff

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

What's your favorite fruit or vegetable?

(it's for Halloween themed art I'm working on. One example is in my blog.)

uhhhh well im cantaloupe's bitch but also im more of a vegetable person... must i pick just one? i love artichokes, garlic, turnips, potatoes, brussel sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, corn, asparagus, onion, beets-

#man is there any vegetable i Dont like? #oh. bell peppers. portobello mushrooms. okra. green beans. eggplant. peppers. celery. yeah i think thats it so far #oh and tomatoes when hot / mushy. give em to me crisp or keep them away from me #man i should make some onion/turnip/leek soup... that sounds so tasty... #oug vest table... #wait what was the question i got lost in the vegetable sauce #rambles from the bog

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Mozart: /saying things directly in German

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Salieri:

#composers #history #incorrect composer quotes #wolfgang amadeus mozart #antonio salieri #local celery man is confused on friend's continuous german speaking when he himself is shit in german

[sacha-da-1]

You ever been SO obsessed with an ex that you literally merge yourself into them, steal a bunch of their clothes to wear, and sulk while using one of their prized possessions without their permission? Yeah, me neither. 😂����

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #dw spoilers #tpotd spoilers #tpotd #the power of the doctor spoilers #the power of the doctor #too bad the master’s not allowed in that friends of the doctor support group #man needs therapy #more than ever #dhawan!master #the master #sacha dhawan #the f*cking recorder #i’m not getting over that for awhile #sevens sweater fours scarf and fives celery

[scuddle-bubble101]

Requested with this one! and love how it turned out X'D!

#zonnel #the mainverse #mid roads #buff zone man #desolate sans #depressed celery stalk #spicy boyfren is spicy XD #but we love him very much<333

[rhobi]

gotta pull a tactical paul rudd 'oh SHIT' situation every time i catch myself feelin good about my art and then seeing art of seasoned professionals and getting bummed out but then remembering that's not a fair comparison to make whatsoever and then get back at it as if nothing happened

#rhobi: the sitcom #that tim and eric skit is called celery man if anyone's curious

[pratchettquotes]

"Now, Windle," he said, "I'd like you to imagine that what I have in my hand--"

"It's quite all right," said Windle.

"I'm not actually sure I can hammer--"

"I don't mind, I assure you," said Windle.

"You don't?"

"The principle is sound," said Windle. "If you just hand me the celery but think hammering a stake, that's probably sufficient."

"That's very decent of you," said Ridcully. "That shows a very proper spirit."

"Esprit de corpse," said the Senior Wrangler.

Ridcully glared at him, and thrust the celery dramatically toward Windle.

"Take that!" he said.

"Thank you," said Windle.

Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

#mustrum ridcully #windle poons #senior wrangler #reaper man #discworld #terry pratchett #wizards #zombies #vampires #undead #imagination #problem solving #improv #celery #principle #substitution #mindset #i don't mind #take that #thank you #it's the thought that counts #esprit de corpse #long quote

[eli-wallach]

not to sound like a 5 year old child but celery honest to god has to be THEE worst vegetable i’ve ever had

#usually i love veggies and try to eat them as much as possible even brussel sprouts don’t seem that bad #but celery man is terrible in every aspect the taste the smell the texture even the sound fucking sucks man #personal

[themanwhomadeamonster]

3 years later i draw these assholes again

#antonio salieri #wolfgang amadeus mozart #classical music #composers #not posting them on my art blogs bc i dont want to bring them back there #but i do miss drawing the celery man #mozart not so much hes still a wanker #surprised pikachu face of me rewatching amadeus and they portray salieri as the asshole when he was in fact the most normal person ever #i might draw fanny mendelssohn next time ive always wanted to #next question is do i rb mor stuff. bc as much as i hate theatre and know that that was an even weirder version of amadeus #it was still emo and very homoerotic

[castielsparkle]

nvm mental state restored i forgot i like drawing

#cas.txt #paul rudd celery man gif.gif