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#censored swearing
Sh!t my friend’s say/do as Boatem Quotes pt 1:
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Pearl: Hey guys look at this character I made!
Mumbo: Aww so cute~
Scar: Omg they’re hot.
Impulse: …
Grian: The two genders.
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To be fair this could be anyone of them:
Ladies, Gents and all in between.
I have recently learned that the average life expectancy for an autistic person is 39.
So if you don’t mind my mid life crisis will begin shortly.
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Pearl: Cis-het men will do anything if you dare them.
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Grian: I am bleeding.
Scar: …All the cool kids bleed.
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Grian: Guys, I just got a new cousin! *holds up Jimmy*
Impulse: Eyy!
Scar: Nice!
Pearl:Through birth? Or have you just kidnapped a child and called them your own?
Grian: …
Mumbo: Grian, we have to talk about the adopting children thing.
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Scar: Solution; smoke weed.
Scar: Simple
Scar: Effective
Scar: Addictive some might even say.
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Xisuma: **talking**
Grian: ** opens window**
Grian: **climbs out of window**
Grian: **shuts window**
Grian: **leaves**
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marksandrec · 2 years
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2420
(Nailed it.) (Dialogue from various incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure where it originated.)
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jestersdlc · 3 months
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Lunar: One of you, come get me, IDC who
Sun: Is everything ok??
Lunar: My brother is flirting with my Pseudo brother He's really F-ing bad at it And the other is as dense as a ROCK
Eclipse: Lame
Sun: Please Shut up
Eclipse: Never
Sun: I hate you
Eclipse: Good.
Lunar: One of you come get me, NOW
Lunar sent a media message to the GC
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Lunar: Moon THANKED him for the coffee and now he's like THIS
Eclipse: Losers
Lunar: Brother, shut up for once and ONE OF YOU COME GET ME
Lunar sent a media message to the GC
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Sun: I'm sorry, I can't get away from work!
Eclipse: ....FINE But I'm making fun of Solar for having no skill It's just sad
Lunar sent a media message to the GC
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StarBoy Au Shenanigansssss
this is all...very silly and messy, designs subject to change...and like the tags say...tsams but not tsams???
Has some base inspo but spinning and verging away cause idk lore and Solar is NOT related to Sun and Moon to be clear :3
Mkay bai
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amistakeofnature · 1 year
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When Severus Snape became a Hogwarts Professor and realised he can't swear in front of his students or colleagues, he started using Potion ingredients as insults and it completely goes over everyone's head.
*student completely messes a Potion up*
Snape: *rolls eyes* Boomslang
*student blows up a cauldron*
Snape: You complete and utter Dundruff-
*Dumbledore is at it again*
Snape: That Frogging Hellebore!
Sprout: Oh? Do you need some Hellebore, Severus?
Snape:...
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Student A: Why is Snape always citing Potion ingredients?
Student B: Absolutely no idea.
Student C: Maybe he thinks the recipes for his next classes.
Dumbledore: Have you noticed something wrong with Severus?
McGonagall: What do you mean, Albus?
Dumbledore: He has started mentioning Potion ingredients out of the blue
McGonagall: You're... actually right.
Sprout: Maybe he's stressed? He takes on a lot of work...
Filius: *tries to hide his amusement because he has figured it out*
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jmtofp · 9 months
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I read @archer-world 's post about 5-star relationship headcannons and immediately thought about TWO things. Both of which are meme-related. So take this short some-effort... comic? Sh**-post? Whatever, just have it.
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I hope you like it.
I'm not that good with speech bubbles, I'm more of a subtitle type of person.
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pyronabi · 2 years
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Round one (part 2)
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Gillion Tidestrider (Just roll with it): Canon asexual courageous guy who's impulsive and confident! And says "Howdy b!tch; I'm a fish" 😂
Odo (Star Trek): Canon asexual Changeling Human who investigates crime related cases, intelligent and observant!
Also when I was 4, I named a character Odo and thought I had created the name 😅
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jade-nargacuga · 2 years
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Pokerus AU: Ghosts
Chapter 1 of my Ghost series, Death and Shadow,  is finished. You can find it posted here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14075461/1/Pokerus-AU-Ghosts
Posted on my old Fanfic account because apparently I need to wait to get an AO3 account?
Anyway, this AU was made by @monsoon-of-art and I wanted to get a few of my ideas for her world out on paper. Hope you like it!XD
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ameenaq90 · 2 years
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Imagine Elvis/Austin with some real anger issues...
I'm dead XD
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stitch-me-not · 2 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: แค่เพื่อนครับเพื่อน | Bad Buddy: the Series (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pat Napat Jindapat/Pran Parakul Siridechawat Additional Tags: Sensory Deprivation, Teasing, Sensuality, Swearing, Light Dom/sub, Blindfolds, headphones Summary:
Pran finished adjusting the blindfold, making sure that Pat absolutely could not see a thing before placing the noise cancelling headphones over his ears. All that was left at Pran’s disposal was touch, taste and smell—elements he planned to take full advantage of.
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Me,on the 23rd June:
Sciences-F*ck you
Religion-F*ck you
History and French-You're cool.
Geography-F*ck you. I'm out.
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321spongebolt · 2 years
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A meme of Lynn Sr. and Rita angrily shouting the f-bomb, fortunately it’s censored.
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Tree: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Blackhole:
Tree: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Blackhole: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my f*cking M&Ms.
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1977shannon · 2 years
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#MountainBiking #failcomplications
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blueteller · 2 months
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I haven't seen a Captain Planet meme for TCF yet, but to be honest, the Deadly Sins fit too well into this as well, so... combo?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(Also; I know that Cale has 7 Ancient Powers, and I know I did not include the Dominating Aura or "lust". ...But even connecting DA with "bloodlust" is a big stretch, it doesn't with with the other APs regardless, and finally:
I dare you to find any Choi Jung Gun/Nelan Barrow fanart in this fandom.
I freaking DARE YOU.)
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