I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND.
"No, right's right and wrong's wrong," said Miss Flitworth. "I was brought up to tell the difference."
BY A CONTRABANDISTOR.
"A what?"
A MOVER OF CONTRABAND.
"There's nothing wrong with smuggling!"
I MERELY POINT OUT THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK OTHERWISE.
"They don't count!"
Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
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maybe i should just lean into the shinigami thing wholesale for reborn au
orochimaru @ smol tori: if you keep playing with the marked kunai, one day the yellow flash will come investigate. and he's a killer who would not make an exception even for little oto girls : )
tori: he'd kill me.....?
tori: i mean. he can try :)
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with the average life of a greek demigod seemingly ending under the age of 25, i think it’s completely possible and plausible that there are many demigods who get married at 18 or something, because fuck it, if i’m gonna die in the real world in under ten years i might as well get tax breaks for it! and it’s not out of the question that all these bonded-through-trauma kids have deep romantic connections with certain people that they’ve fought countless monsters and defied death with, and when they age out of camp might want to keep that person safe or even just keep around them.
give me demigods going into capture the flag with cheap engagement rings hanging with their camp necklace beads, give me weddings at half-blood hill where the demeter cabin handles florals, give me chiron tearing up standing in the back row because these kids he helped raise aren’t kids anymore, and even though that’s beautiful it also means he can’t protect them much longer
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it's been said but bears repeating
stede was hot this season. he was such a westley to blackbeard's buttercup
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Absolutely embarrassing resurgence of my childhood hyper-fixation that rewrote my still-developing brain 20 years ago. Watching a very small teenage boy and his ancient Egyptian pharaoh friend possessing his body to play card games was life changing and still kinda hits
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oooooh it is so very late at night and I am having #thoughts #emotional #notclickbait
thinking about how in the grand scheme of things IK is like. inherently the bravest being in the devildom
Mind You it's not even to do with the massive amounts of trauma she's been through, it's solely because she is a human
Humans lives are like a second long compared to these centuries (eons even) old demons- she knows virtually nothing in the grand scheme of things compared to them
And yet despite her knowing nothing (and being aware that she knows nothing and could die at any second) she still walks forward with little hesitance, trusting and learning and growing which is the bravest thing you can really do as a human (imo)
Even just the fact that she lives knowing she could die at literally any moment makes her braver than like. half the cast. because while yes they have all been through their respective traumas, they still live for HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of years, and every like. 200 years or so they'll maybe once think 'man i've been alive a long time' and continue on with their day
IK, as a human, looks around at just. the place she's in. and registers that virtually anything there could kill her and says 'yeah I could probably survive'
I honestly feel like it awes the others, especially given their lack of knowledge on humans. If I was a demon I'd be like 'shouldn't thinking about dying break your brain or smth' and here's this baby walking around like 'hey how many ounces of fucking cyanide could I chug before things start getting serious'
And I rewatched Finding Nemo recently and pictured this scene with Lucifer and IK and I think I severely dehydrated myself with how much I cried
IK: "He says to let go! Everything is gonna be alright!!"
Lucifer: "How do you know?! How do you know something bad isn't going to happen?!"
IK: "I don't!"
SHE KNOWS NOTHING!! SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF HOW FATE CARRIES HER OR WHAT SORT OF INEXPLICABLE DANGERS LIE AHEAD OR EVEN THE BASICS OF HOW MAGIC WORKS AND YET SHE BRAVES THE UNKNOWN ANYWAYS AMD LUCIFER IS IN AWE!!!!!! IM GOING TO BE SICK
this is us right now THAT'S OUR GIRL
for real though. it's like watching a baby bird fly for the first time. it's tiny and helpless and could be crushed in an instant in a predator's jaws, but it clambers out of the nest and jumps for the sky anyway, even if it could very well smash itself to pieces on the rocks below
one of my favourite genres of character tbh... i love that baby bird so dearly
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something that i've been dreaming of, that probably won't happen, but let me just write it down..
stede and ed could just acknowledge that they want different things in life right now and STILL be a couple.
ed could live a nice quiet simple life as an innkeeper slash fisherman somewhere on a beautiful coast, while his husband stede goes back to sea, striking fear, doing raids, getting all that out of his system for a few years, bringing back fine things every time he visits his love (which is often).
and one day, when he's ready, he'll come home for good and never leave again.
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It's not that I didn't care if I died. It's that I knew I would survive.
Lisa Taddeo, from Animal
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[But don't worry, there's plenty more joints and death is life’s one great certainty. I'll be looking for you next time on "Triple D."]
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