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ollie-lolly · 1 year

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18+ Obey me cast smut headcanons

18+ Don't take my warnings lightly love~

most of Obey me cast x gender neutral reader

Warnings: My opinion, dark kinks, swearing, talking about smut in detail, minors don't interact

Note: Consent is important kids! In all these situations consent is used. Later side characters are not displayed here, since I am not at that part in the story. Reblogs and constructive criticism is always appreciated!

Concept: How I believe sex would be like with the characters! A lot of these are shared opinions by the Obey Me community.

Word count: 858~

Lucifer

-Hard dom for sure

-Will sub for you under certain circumstances

-R.I.P the bed

-Uses you as a stress reliever (with consent)

-Loves tying you up

-Daddy kink

-Brat tamer

-Secretly likes it when you act out

-Is willing to share you with Diavolo

Mammon

-Switch but with a sub lean

-Loves lap dances

-Wil try to use money during sex

-Strip games, especially poker

-Would love a sugar daddy/mommy lifestyle

-Would love being the sugar daddy but would also love you playing that role

-Praise kink 100%

-Will want cuddles for a long time afterwards

-You are his human. No one else's, so sharing is off the table

-Just really wants to make you happy

-Loves watching you play with yourself

-Also is a brat in the sheets, if ya catch my drift

-Loves the pain <3

Leviathan (This being very long is my way of saying happy birthday to my baby boy <3)

-I also believe he is a switch with a sub lean

-Tail fucking

-Two cocks

-Underwear thief

-Loves being degraded and praised so…go to town!

-Needs constant reassurance so please give him some.

-A great way of easing him into it, is sexting and phone sex

-All the hentai he has seen definitely fucked his expectations up

-He also got like a couple of dark kinks because of it

-Hentai addiction, but will imagine you as one of the characters

-Is really into cuckolding, but is too shy to say anything about it

-When figuring out a kink you have to help him out since he is too shy to talk about it

-Does not last long in the beginning, but you can help him build it up over time

-There is a good chance that he is a virgin. He does masturbate a lot though

-PERVERT

-You have to start intimate moments because of his insecurities

-That being said, when he is jealous that is definitely not the case

-Will want to have sex in the infamous bathtub

-Whether it is actually going to happen is up too you

-But if you are willing to do it in said bathtub he will put tons of soft blankets and mattresses in there

-Role play

-When he role plays as a character he likes he is way more confident

Satan

-Hard dom just like his daddy

-Uses you as a way to relive his anger and frustration which is often

-Always with consent

-Pet play <3

-Cockwarming while reading -Fucks you while reading

-Reads smut in public places

-Also fucks in public places <3

-The library is a popular pick, so uhh have fun?

Asmodeus

-The definition of a switch

-This man has tried it all

-Certified sex god

-A sex toy collection larger then Diavolo's castle

-Voyourism and exhibitionist

-Would be the most likely to share you sexually

-Especially with Solomon

-VERY experimental

-Very high sexdrive so goodluck!

-Has his little checklist in his room of where you have and haven't fucked yet

-Moans his own name

Beelzebub

-The definition of a service top

-Food play

-Good at head

-He is super sweet and gentle with you

-Is obviously willing to share you with Belphegor

-2 for 1 deal!

-Will suggest doing it in at the gym or sport locker rooms

-Does not like to do it often, but will do it more if you want to!

Belphegor

-Switch

-Hard dom and power bottom

-60% of the time will let you do most of the work

-A wild card you never know what to expect

-Might play with the concept with consent

-Knive play

-What i am trying to say, is that he likes his sex dark if that makes sense

-Has fantasies of kidnapping you with Beel

-Will use his powers to make you dream about sex

-Gets turned on when he sees you sleeping

-Will fuck you when you are asleep if you give him your blessing

Diavolo

-Soft dom

-R.I.P the bed and the floor, and.. you get the jist

-This man fucks and he fucks HARD

-Breeding kink

-Please read my sugar daddy fics of this man to get a better idea of how he is like

Barbatos

-Also a service dom

-Will stop in the middle of sex if Diavolo or visitors need him

-He is a busy man, so don't expect a lot

-Tail fucking

-This man is a mystery, so he will definitely keep you on your toes

Simeon

-Switch?? Maybe soft dom

-We don't have enough in game material to make confident statements

-The only way you would get there is by a very very very motivated corruption kink

-Congrats! You made him fall from grace

-Will still keep a lot of his angelic traits when he falls. He will be gentle

-Secretly has a lot of pent up anger so good luck with that

Solomon

-Switch

-He is a wild card man (just like Belphegor)

-You can never quite expect what is going to happen next

-Definitely puts his powers to good use

-If you are okay with it, he will invite Asmo to join in

-May or may not be your side hoe when you are in the human realm for a little too long

(Plz i need someone to write about this and tag me)

Started on and finished on: 8th of april 2023

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alexxncl · 10 days

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‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 33 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | all lessons | lesson 32 | lesson 34

slight og lesson 16 spoilers

normal and hard spoilers

see i knew he wouldn't rat them out completely. he completely left out the details of the pacts and feeling used and would've taken the blame if mc and solomon hadn't stepped in to fully explain the situation

(i made a whole post about time soup here)

omg in-game name drop the devs remember the lore

i hate mephisto. have i mentioned how much i hate mephisto? bc i hate him /j

in all seriousness, we love a petty bitch. but why is it his WHOLE personality. that, and ass kissing. like we get it, you love diavolo and wanna date him and kiss him and hug him blah blah blah STAND UP

satan :((((

i wonder if he feels remnants of homesickness that he can't recognize as homesickness bc of the way he was formed. what if he's feeling homesickness right now in the timeline mc is from and is now able to understand how his brothers felt after the fall?

what if this is the first time the boys in the og timeline have felt homesick since the fall? yes, mc has left before, but there was always a guarantee that they'd return, or at least a possibility that mc could summon them. but now? there's no guarantee, and there's a time crunch

ASMO 😭 they're so unserious i love them

levi thinking he was gonna die trying to apologize and dia standing there like 🧍🏾

oh they definitely know. and if both dia and barbatos don't know, barbatos obviously knows. bc why else wouldn't barbatos suggest portaling mc to the human world himself? and i bet lucifer's wondering the same thing given his confusion on how fast the conversation came and went

got to see my wife, i can die happily now

WHY IS THERE NO AFFINITY FOR HER GODDAMN IT

or the other side characters ig but i care about her more

SEE SEE I TOLD YOU!!! nightbringer you sneaky bitch

oh that's scary...real scary. if belphie's got lucifer this fucked up, how strong are his powers ??

WAR FLASHBACKS

also this means he didn't lose control of his powers, he's choosing to only subdue his brothers, which is even scarier imo. like there's no way mc doesn't have some kind of ptsd from what happened in lesson 16 of the og game

imagine seeing your best friends, your found family, your partner(s) sobbing over your dead body while someone you thought you trusted is maniacally laughing at the scene, proud of murdering you

and then imagine the same person lunging for you to try and kill you after he already killed another version of you

and then imagine this

what if he wants to hurt them again? what if he wants to lock them in the attic he claimed to know nothing about in the earlier lessons? what if he feels some strange connection and sense of familarity related to it, some strange invisible force pulling him towards it and making him do the very thing that happens to him in the future?

and then BAM, they get dragged into his mindscape against their will, unsure if they'll make it back out alive, if they make it out at all

as a certified mammon lover ofc i had to put my 2 cents in

i really, really wish we got more moments of him in big brother mode. we know he cares about his brothers and will do any and everything to protect them and give them what they need, even if it means being the butt of every, and i mean every, joke

but i'm also scared that the devs are gonna use this as a way to paint belphie's breakdown on him like they did with levi's, and like they do with literally every other inconvenience or negative incident that happens in the game. every time mammon does something good, every time he tries to help, he still ends up being the butt of the joke. i just hope we can move past that with the end of belphie's breakdown

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devildomditzy · 1 year

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My General List of OM! Headcannons

If it’s listed here, you can assume my fics/drabbles/headcannons are compliant to it unless stated otherwise. I’ll keep adding to this as I think of/remember more of them that’ve popped into my head at some point.

Remember these are my opinions, it’s cool if you don’t agree with them, but please don’t write a multi-paragraph essay about why I’m wrong on this post.

It’s chill. It’s cool. It’s a mobile app. I’ve managed a gamestop. I’m a certified gamer. You can trust me.

so, without further ado…

Belphie is also a red head (bc twins), but he dyes it because he likes to be dark and brooding

The white stripe grows naturally and is from an accident back when they were still angels, but he thinks it looks cool so he makes a conscious effort to not cover it up

After the events of chapter 16, Mammon rarely wants anything to do with Belphie, causing major tension when either of them have to be in the same room

Riding off that, Mammon does not let Belphie get anywhere near MC, and will make sure he never has a chance to be alone with them

Mammon gets those gold streaks in his hair whenever in his demon form because it’s sexy and i say so

Lucifer is not an extreme sadist, he’s a tired old grandpa trying his best to keep his energetic siblings in line, because if he didn’t, who would?

Asmo is a LOT more fucked up and evil than in the cannon game but not is a psycho way, in a Jennifer’s Body way you feel me?

Diavolo is up to…. something… his charisma and charm hide some very ulterior motives for dragging you down here

Barbatos knows about them too

Lucifer does too but does not agree with them to a full extent so he goes out of his way to secretly keep you from harm

Solomon can probably do some form of mind control which makes him 1000 times scarier to think about

Their lives as angels were just as hard and painful, if not MORE than what they are experiencing as demons

The hardest part of the fall was adjusting to becoming the avatars of sins, they were like almost feral there for a moment

They are always under tremendous amounts of pressure and self control to not revert back to that state

but it is possible :) and if they do :) run :)

On God they have hideous eldritch monster forms be not afraid fucking demonic ass beasts

That’s their real form ^^^

And MC sees them and goes “…eh.”

And they are floored

MC is monster fucker supreme

They can shape shift into whatever form they’d like

What you see (their cannon designs) is the product of years and years of figuring out what they wanted to look like, they can change overtime

That’s all I got at the moment! I’ll update this over time.

#kit’s playhouse #obey me #om #obey me shall we date #omswd #om headcanons #obey me headcanons #omswd headcanons

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faeleur · 10 months

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part iii! thank you for all your support so far and hopefully you’re enjoying the series! stay tuned for the final part :)

part i. part ii. part iv. masterlist

leviathan x idol!reader: part iii

everything had changed within a few weeks.

during breakfast, you were less talkative and cheerful than usual, but that was overshadowed by levi’s incessant rambling about — you guessed it — the upcoming galaxea concert. asmodeus surprisingly took interest and kept him entertained enough to the point where your quiet demeanor was barely noticeable, easily being written off as tiredness.

throughout the school day, you paid no mind to your professors despite your upcoming exams and final projects as you zoned out, worrying about what you’d have to sacrifice and how you’d possibly make the devildom concerts work without risking your friendship with levi :(

and at dinner, despite beel’s best efforts, you barely touched any food at all and were the first to leave the table, usually saying something along the lines of “need to study.”

your hang-outs with levi slowly stopped as you began to spend every weekday isolated, either practicing in your studio or pulling all-nighters to make up for what you missed in class. levi was sad, of course, but he knew how seriously you took your grades, so he left you be… but he was starting to have his doubts.

it wasn’t so bad at first, but one day, when you didn’t show up to eat at all, the boys just about had it.

“okay, what‘s happening? where the hell are they? this is ridiculous,” mammon said, his eyebrows raising slightly in disbelief.

satan brought his hand to rest on his chin as he thought for a moment. “did anything happen recently to make them withdraw? mammon’s right, for once—“

“hey!”

“—this is unprecedented.”

mammon leaned his chair back, crossing his arms. “i’ll have ya know, i’m a certified y/n behavior expert. usually—”

“no, you’re not. that’s me. who do you think you are?” levi grumbled from across the table.

“oh, then why don’t you—“

“i don’t know! i’m just as surprised as you are!”

“okay, okay, let’s calm down a bit everyone,” asmo exclaimed. “i’m sure it’s just stress from the upcoming exams, and we all know y/n takes their grades very seriously. plus, with the semester break coming up, they may be thinking about going back home for a few weeks, and i can imagine that’d take awhile to plan out, as well.”

levi paled. you? leaving?

i mean, it made perfect sense… earth was definitely more pleasant than the devildom, and it was your home. but…

levi had started to hope that you now considered the devildom your home, too :(

however, if that was the case, levi had just the thing, and he cleared his throat as he excused himself from the table. “i’m gonna go talk to them,” he called as he went to go find you.

as levi’s footsteps echoed throughout the halls of the house of lamentation, he allowed his thoughts to wander, feeling slightly giddy.

while he missed your presence, maybe it was for the better that you had distanced yourself… since he knew he would’ve spoiled his surprise otherwise.

a month had passed since he found out about the surprise galaxea tour, and putting his otaku powers to use, all his sleepless nights had paid off when he managed to get two VIP tickets to the final day of their tour — D2 of their devildom concerts. these tickets included sound check, front row barricade, and backstage… no, he wasn’t going to think about how much they cost. this was the opportunity of a lifetime, and if these weren’t reason enough to make you stay or come back early for break, he didn’t know what was.

that, and it was going to be the perfect moment to tell you about his feelings for you. as one of the first things you bonded over, he was sure of it— he was going to make sure it all was perfect, the whole thing.

quickly reaching your bedroom door, he knocked on it gently, his voice soft as he called your name. “y/n? i know you haven’t been feeling the best lately, so i have a little something for you…”

he waited a few moments, but received no response. he tried again.

“y/n? you okay in there?”

silence.

his eyebrows furrowed as he sighed, turning away. if you weren’t in your room, where were you?

he trudged back to his room, chewing on the inside of his cheek as he tried to figure out any possible explanation for your behavior. what if you didn’t like the tickets? he knew it was silly, but now that the idea was in his head he was starting to feel anxious…

his head started to pound, but it was then levi realized that it wasn’t from a headache, but rather from the room to his left… your studio. even with the door shut, he could immediately recognize the song that was playing, and the floor shook every so slightly from the bass.

usually you didn’t let anyone in while you were practicing, but he was your best friend (and had given him exceptions on multiple occasions) and he had a good reason to interrupt. you’d understand, he knew you would.

levi quickly input the four-digit code and felt the tension in the door disappear, quickly swinging it open and entering the room to see you dancing to vega’s solo from galaxea’s latest album… which didn’t have an official choreography yet. were you creating your own? perfect. it was like the stars were aligning.

“y/n, you’re never gonna believe this, but…”

upon realizing his entry, you froze in place and stared at his reflection in the mirror in front of you.

the lyrics of your song echoed throughout the room, a stark contrast to the sweet melody: baby, life is painful sometimes, but your love doesn’t even come close

your breath hitched as you quickly turned to face him, cheeks flushed from the physical activity and from the fact that he caught you.

he grinned, eyes shining as he pulled out his phone to show you the tickets, walking closer… until he noticed the tablet on the ground, recording you.

or… was it a call?

sure enough, the face of a smiling young man, your choreographer, appeared on screen, but he stopped when he noticed the intruder.

“ummm… y/n, who’s that?”

it wasn’t a secret who galaxea’s choreographer was, and you didn’t want to give levi enough time to recognize him. you had to come up with an excuse to make him leave, quick!

“levi… this is my boyfriend.”

that was literally the worst excuse you could’ve made.

you wanted to throw yourself off a cliff for that one

you’d apologize to your choreographer later, as you could hear him snickering in the background, but the important part was that levi actually believed it…

and he did.

in the background, your voice sang: baby, your words are like a knife, why do the best things hurt the most?

levi’s world felt as if it had shattered, raining around him and cutting his skin as it pooled by his feet.

he had to come up with a reply so he could get out of there.

“oh… cool. i’mgonnaleaveyoubenowi’msorrygoodbye,” was what slipped past his lips as he bolted for the door, gone as quickly as he had came.

the minute the door shut you were sinking to the floor, your head in your hands as you let out a groan.

your choreographer erupted into laughter, the audio occasionally breaking here and there.

“i’m sorry, boyfriend? that was the best you could think of?”

“don’t.”

“okay, okay, fine. but you should know i already texted the others about this so come saturday, you will not be living this down.”

there was a brief moment of silence, then:

“you need to be more careful. look, i’m not going to tell you how to live your life, but i’ve worked with a lot of people, and unfortunately, i’ve seen some of them get hurt by who they trusted the most, especially regarding…” he gestured vaguely, “… this.”

you nodded, biting your lip.

“i’ll cut practice short since he’s your friend and i know you wanna go after him, so… from the top. one last time.”

your song restarted, and as you twirled to the rhythm, levi was doing a dance of his own.

“boyfriend ???” he screeched as he mashed the buttons on his controller, mouth open in shock.

“henry, can you believe this? i bet that’s what they were doing every saturday…”

he blanked.

“wait, no, not doing that guy— well, maybe— no, i meant, hanging out with— whatever! what difference does it make?”

he huffed as his body tensed, eyebrows furrowing in concentration.

“no, i’m not upset. i’m reacting reasonably, don’t you think?”

henry stared at him, deadpan, and levi rolled his eyes.

“shut up.”

his character on screen got knocked over by a series of blows, and he growled in frustration.

“i just don’t know why they never told me.”

his fingers flurried across the buttons, eyes locked on to the screen as his character resumed the fight, and after a few minutes of quiet, he muttered, “i’m so stupid.”

louder, “of course they’d choose that guy over me.”

louder still, “why would i be worthy of them? have you seen me?”

and when his character emerged victorious, the level complete, he shouted, “okay, fine, i’m upset, are you happy?”

and when he turned to face henry, his friend only looked at him sadly as hot tears rolled down his cheeks, splashing onto his thumb and the plastic of his controller. he didn’t even realize he’d been crying.

“i’m so pathetic, aren’t i? i’m a coward. i never had the guts to actually ask them out and look what happened,” he laughed dryly.

“yeah, maybe i overreacted a little, but i was just… hoping…” his voice broke.

“fuck,” he sobbed before trying to turn it into a laugh. “maybe it’s better this way. they’re human. of course they’d have a human boyfriend. since when has the whole human-demon thing ever…”

and then he thought of your pact, his mark resting on the back of your neck…

and as his eyes flared up in envy, his body trembling, he knew one thing:

vega was right. love hurts.

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elsecrytt · 2 years

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The Price of Wrath

The relationship starts off purely transactional.

A human in the Devildom was bound to get harassed.

It's terrifying, even without the hostility - being kidnapped, trapped in a wholly unnatural world, thrust into classes and a culture unfamiliar.

There isn't a way to fight back, at least not early on.

With only Mammon - a certified slacker - as an appointed guardian, and then a coerced pact, they can't exactly command respect.

Much less convince lesser demons to stop harassing them at school.

Elsey can't even get their housemates to stop threatening to eat them.

Sometimes you have to call it quits.

But not all their housemates are useless.

Satan - the pretty one, the beautiful one, not like Lucifer whose face feels sharp enough to cut with a look or Asmo who looks so polished their eyes water - is helpful.

He's smart. Friendly, personable. Even if it's clear that's not all he is.

It was obvious he was annoyed the first few tutoring sessions but they drank in his every word, sat in rapt attention and asked as many reasonable questions as they could.

Satan liked having his ego stoked, too, especially when Elsey didn't make it obvious that's what they were doing.

He liked being able to explain concepts to an attentive student, to play teacher - master - and show off his knowledge to a suitably impressed audience.

What Elsey didn't realize, was that he had noticed them.

Not their stolen glances at him in class or their light flushes when their bodies touched or brushed in passing.

No.

What Satan noticed was their... humanity, for lack of a better word.

He didn't come in contact with humans too often. The ones he did encounter were witches, sorcerers.

It's not to say that his knowledge about them is lacking - no, if anything, he had too much knowledge.

His curiosity is almost clinical, but as soon as the questions come to him the urge for answers wells up inside him, and they're always right there - across the desk, in the same class, so accessible and willing to help.

Satan is curious about them. Their features are smooth and pretty, but not particularly feminine.

Most humans were born with one of two sets of genitals - which one does Elsey have? What do they look like?

He hasn't seen much of the more delicate parts of humans, hasn't cared to see it. But now the answers are inches away from them.

It's more than a little bit intoxicating. They speak to him as an equal, ask him genuine questions, thank him kindly for his time, but...

In the end, they're a human, and he's a demon. The knowledge that he could rip them apart like so much tissue paper lingers in his awareness.

He's so much more powerful than them they may as well be an inanimate object. They can't hurt him, can't fight him.

They wouldn't even try. They're too smart.

He's the Avatar of Wrath. They'd been warned about him the moment they got here.

And they take him up on every tutoring session, eagerly.

They have to know what he could do. That he could do it.

Perhaps that's what's the most fascinating. Elsey is as engaging and intelligent as any demon he's ever met - more than many of them, he'd even admit - but they're so weak that it all means nothing.

In the Devildom, strength is everything.

And they know this - they have to. He's seen them threatened by his brothers, harassed by lesser demons in the halls.

He's felt their anger. The burning humiliation of being unable to defend themselves, of knowing the best option they have is to shut up and take it.

And they do, because they're too smart not to.

But they're probably not smart enough to not take a deal with a demon. Especially not when he's offering such a good one.

He can get rid of those pesky little demons that harass them. It's no trouble for the Avatar of Wrath.

They just need to help him... satisfy his curiosity.

Elsey knows a dangerous bargain when they hear one, of course.

It's obvious he doesn't know about their crush. That he doesn't have any underlying motivations, either (even if they squint really really hard, they can't quite convince themselves of it).

But it's so fucking frustrating. Being tripped, shoved, spat at, insulted.

And Satan is the vision of their personal avenging angel; electric green eyes, bright golden hair, a smile like a knife and an aura of danger wherever he goes, lurking just beneath the surface.

There's a thrill to knowing something like that is going to be staring down their tormenters.

That anyone who does toy with them will be facing the incarnation of wrath himself.

But the real thrill that consumes them is the one in his eyes - hungry, all-consuming... even if it's not in the way they want it to be.

Even if he's just curious.

And fuck, he's hot, he's asking, and every part of their body wants him already.

So there was only really ever one answer.

#mc!elsey #satan #satan x mc #satan x oc #The Price of Wrath #part one #yes there will be more parts ilu guys ty #dark #darkfic #long post

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kingsholomon · 2 years

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RATING AND GIVING MY HONEST OPINION ABOUT THE CHARACTER SONGS

(i am not trying to offend anyone who thinks differently of the songs!)

Lucifer - Arcadia (-1000/10)

WHEN I TELL YOU THEY DID THEM DIRTY I MEAN THEY DID THEM HORRENDOUSLY. THE MOMENT I HEAR IT I SMASH WHATEVER DEVICE ITS PLAYING ON. Lucifer stans were let down

Mammon - Are you ready? (9/10)

This song is actually a certified club banger and I scream in the good way whenever i hear it

Leviathan - My chance! (9/10)

This song is cute and it perfectly fits with Leviathans character and theme!

Satan - Read My Heart (8/10)

It fits with Satan, the piano and soft tune of it is nice! However, I feel like they could’ve also gone for a more angry volcaloid esque tune to mirror his anger!

Asmodeus - Pomade (?/10)

I dont rrly know what to say about his song in ranking terms, but i do know that i wanna say: his song song doesnt feel asmo enough 😭 yk?

Beelzebub - Hungry six-pack (4/10)

This song is atrocious because its so repetitive in contast to the other songs. At least i can tolerate it unlike SOMBODY’S (cough cough lucifer) HORRIBLE ASS SONG

Belphegor - Dreamscapes (6/10)

Its not my kind of music, but I see why some people like it!

Diavolo - No.1 (8/10)

Beat is a banger and imo they did way better than i thought they would on his song

Barbatos - Crazy about you (100/10)

BEST SONG IN MY OPINION. Its diverse, its different, it has all the great things I like in a song, and its sung by one of my fav characters

Simeon - Question Love (2-6/10)

I havent listened to the whole song but why did they put so much autotune on his voice 😭

Luke - My Wish (5/10)

its not MY kind of song but it is tolerable!! It is also cute so he gets points for that

Solomon - Our Destiny (10/10)

Not only he is my favorite character, I also think this is a great song cause I can easily relax to it! His voice is cute too

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me barbatos #obey me leviathan #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #omswd #shall we date obey me

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2af-afterdark · 11 months

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What do u think about the kinks of the noble devils? Some of them are normal but some of them are.. out there to say the least lmao (Leraye I'm looking at u..)

Oh gods. Another long one. Buckle up everyone! *comes with definitions so everyone is on the same page here

Satan

Spanking is... spanking.

It's baby's first bdsm kink. A bit of light spanking feels like it's becoming more mainstream over time (not bdsm exclusive).

Honestly? I expect Satan to have bolder kinks. He's a sadist, so there is waaaay more he could do.

Mammon

Pygophilia is a sexual attraction to butts.

I didn't even know this was a kink, per se. Attraction to butts is so commonplace that I didn't think it was a paraphilia.

He's living his best life though. Go him!

Beelzebub

Olfactophilia is a paraphilia characterized by sexual arousal caused by smells and odors emanating from the body.

Can relate. I have a mild one. Your partner's natural smell can be very arousing.

Leviathan

Breath control is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for the purposes of sexual arousal.

SWEET SUBBY BOY HAS A HARD KINK. ONE OF THE HARDEST KINKS.

Seriously, I love him and hoe happy he looks when he's getting choked. And! And! He wants it done properly! Harder! Fuck me!

Seriously, this is a very risky kink and I adore him for living for it.

Sitri

Cardiophilia is an erotic fixation on the human heart/cardiovascular system.

He wants to hear the moment his victim's heart stops beating and that's sexy in an absolutely terrifying way.

Low-key imagine he lies his head against his partner's chest as he fingers/jerks them off just to enjoy their errotic erratic heartbeat.

Leraye

Keraunophilia is an abnormal attraction of lightning or thunder, which can lead to arousal from thunder and lightning

The poor man is getting all the side glances on this blog. Lol

It was stated he thinks his gun sounds like thunder, so I understand his position (since he's a devil of wrath)

Still an... interesting kink. Not sure how he gets that in the bedroom? Does he use a sound machine or something?

Astaroth

Narratophilia is a sexual fetish in which words and stories are sexually arousing, usually by the telling of dirty and obscene words or stories to a partner.

Me too, fam. I have a violent voice kink so I understand him. Hearing that sexy voice tell you dirty stories? Even better!

Paimon

Haematophilia is a sexual fetish for blood

I am 0% surprised. It's probably the most common kink in Gehenna.

Does that make Paimon a basic bitch? 🤔

I mean, bloody nose panels in manga are hot, so I kind of get it in a way.

Zagan

Kinesophilia is a paraphilia where the sexual arousal hinges around human movement and exercise.

Zagan watches TikTok exercise thirst traps, confirmed. That, or parkour is his version of porn. Or is he the kind of man who works out then needs to fuck immediately afterward?

As a certified couch potato, I apologize to Zagan.

Dantalian

Autassassinophilia is a paraphilia where a person becomes sexually aroused by fantasizing their own death by the hands of another.

I have to wonder how violent these fantasies get, because... does he just want to die or does he want to die violently? Does he have a favorite fantasy? DOES HE ACTUALLY WANT TO DIE TO THE ANGELS????

He seems to be more into the fantasy than the real thing given how he keeps living.

Phenix

Morphophilia is characterized by a sexual interest in another who has greatly varying body proportions to oneself.

Size difference kink or into chub as a kink? Both? Both.

Morax

Stigmatophilia is a type of sexual attraction to piercings and tattoos.

I mean, piercings and tattoos can be hot. Not my kink, personally, but I get it.

Personally I think he should be into bandaids and antiseptic more...

Marbas

Merinthophilia is a sexual fetish in which one is sexually aroused by being tied up with rope or similar material.

Aroused 24/7 given he's always tied up.

I wouldn't mind putting some pretty ropes on a guy that buff. Especially given my headcanon that he's a secret gentle giant to MC.

Barbatos

Heliophilia is an attraction to the sun.

Is there a sun in hell? What sun is he looking at? Do you think he's more into the light or the heat?

Honestly, I don't get this one. You do you, boo, but I do not understand.

Foras

Scopophilia is an aesthetic pleasure derived from looking.

Fancy name for a voyeur. My fictional feelings and my irl feelings on this are different.

Irl, I'm cool if it's consensual. It can be hot to play like you're hiding as you watch someone or to "catch" someone watching you. If it's no consensual, gross.

Fantasy? FUCKING HOT! Go off! Enjoy your show!

It also has great angst potential.

High-key think Foras pines after Leviathan

Bimet

Timophilia is a primary arousal from gold or wealth.

0% surprised. Man would probably fuck a pile of money if he could.

Findom? Findom!

Bael

Olfactophilia is a paraphilia characterized by sexual arousal caused by smells and odors emanating from the body.

See Beelzebub.

Is this kink actually his or is it another aspect of himself that he controls in order to become more like Beelzebub?

Stolas

Pecattiphilia is a fetish where individuals experience sexual arousal from breaking religious rules or committing sins.

Does this mean he's turned on by breaking traditional rules or devil rules? If it's devil rules, does that mean angels turn him on?

What is sin to a devil???

Amon

Harmatophilia is the fetish or preference for people who break rules or commit mistakes.

Man sees whiteout on a page and gets a boner. Lol

Seriously though, what rules are people breaking? And what is it with Avisos and getting turned on by rule breaking?

Minhyeok

Melcryptovestimentaphilia is the desire or fondness for women`s black undergarments or the desire to steal panties.

Panty pervert.

You basic ass bitch. You absolute freak. You wonderful, beautiful pervert.

It's such a common kink, but I love him for it. It fits the childhood friend trope.

Gabriel

Hierophilia is a fetish for religious or sacred objects, places, and people.

We already knew he wanted to fuck God. He's just wearing his heart on his sleeve.

I have... worse thoughts of what he's doing, but that's sacrilegious.

I think anyone with religious ✨️trauma✨️ can attest to this kink. Trauma tends to get errotic at some point for a few of us...

Eligos

Diaphanophilia is a sexual fondness for viewing nudity through diaphanous fabrics such as veils, underwear, baby dolls, etc.

Hard same. I love wearing that stuff and seeing others wear it. It's sexy as fuck.

It's such a basic kink but so powerful. I can think of sooooo many ways to play with it~

#❖ nonie #love letters ❤️#talkin' whb #what in hell is bad

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oh-look-at-her · 2 years

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What your favorite Demon brother says about you

(In my experience)

Warning; slightly mature content

(Mentions of kinks, swearing, nothing too bad)

Luci

You are either the eldest sibling or always the mom/therapist friend

Do you like his sense of authority, or is it just a glove kink?

You definitely don't mind being manhandled

Mammon

Hello, middle child and/or person that always feel left out or neglected!

Is it daddy issues? Mommy issues? Just family issues in general?

Is it because he makes you forget about your misery, or just 'cause you wonder what it would be like to top him?

Levi

You say you hate people, but really, you just hate yourself. And people.

Social battery? As low as the amount of money in Mammon's wallet.

Fucks to give? Absolutely zero.

You don't give a shit, as long as you can top this otaku with a Bieber cut, you're happy.

Satan

You, darling, are a certified cat person.

Is it the daddy issues? Perhaps it's the fact that people always look down on you, maybe even you looking down on yourself?

You are a kinky motherfucker.

Pet play? You are totally down. Rough fuck? Any day. Angry seggs? Yes, please.

Point is, just like the Luci simps, y'all are down for anything.

Asmo

Tell me you're constantly horny, without telling me you're constantly horny.

You're a smut reader, aren't you? (Send the links, hon) Oh, I bet you're kinky af, too.

You have your own style. You just wanna feel good. You just wanna do your own thing and feel and look glamorous whilst doing so.

You love to have self care days. Face masks, hot baths, all that extra stuff, you. Love.

I bet you sometimes imagine having one of those days with him, don't you? Imagining gossiping while he's doing your nails, looking through magazines together, just chilling.

Beel

Food + Beel = life

You loved this precious cinnamon roll from the moment you saw him. I mean, who couldn't? Just look at him!

I've met my fair share of Beel lovers, and I've gotta say, most of the ones I've met are lazy af.

Y'all have never seen the inside of a gym before (don't worry, neither have I) and you don't plan to any time soon. And that's completely fine.

Are the youngest child who can relate to him, or are you the eldest who thinks he's just too precious?

You're pretty carefree, but when someone you hold dear is in a bad mood, you suddenly feel a bit moody yourself.

You may come off as a bit rough to strangers, but You're very compassionate and sweet towards people you love and I think that's beautiful

Belphie

It's this one, officer. The horniest/kinkiest/craziest bitch I ever did see.

The definition of "looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you" and you still love him.

Honey... Is it because he's a bit of a psychopath? Oh, you think he's cute, is that it?

Or do you just want him to choke you again? (No judgement here, really)

You're the kinkiest one of all these, just saying. You're not afraid to admit it, either. I mean #kinkyandproud

If life gives you lemons, fuck the lemons. Or complain about them. Or both.

You don't give a shit. You do not care about the outside world. The only things you cherish are sleep and those fake scenarios you just love creating in your head.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

#lucifer #Mammon #Levi #Satan #Asmo #Beel #Belphie #leviathanobeyme #obey me! asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #this is completely my opinion #please do not take this seriously lol #OM #Obey Me!#otome game #obey me! one master to rule them all

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moemoemammon · 3 years

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Sorry, my English is not good, but if it's alright can I ask for some fluff head canon for beel, belphie, asmo and mammon or just one if fine if your feeling tired and not good today :) if its just one please do Asmo, and the headcanon I want is for them just getting there hair brushed or braided, female reader or gender neutral is fine I AM SO SORRY MY ENGLISH IS UGLY. But please can I have some hair fluff :3

Brushing the Bros' Hair!

(Feat GN!MC, and the Demon Bros)

I just went ahead and did em all lmao

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Lucifer

Lucifer has his softer moments when he's especially weak to you, more specifically your touch. So when you ask to brush his hair, he doesn't refuse.

It's the ultimate stress relief and he melts under your touch every time your fingers brush along his scalp. He's nearly forgotten about the brush tbh

He lets out a long sigh, clearly content. He'll have to treat you to dinner as a thanks. It's almost like you sensed how stressed he was, or maybe you saw the pile of papers on his desk when you passed his room.

Either way, you being here is much appreciated. An old man like him finds joy in the little things. But don't comment on his greys-

"Thank you, MC. I enjoy the time we spend together like this. It's odd to be the one that's tended to for once, but... I can't say that I dislike it when it comes from you."

Mammon

At this point, Mammon basically makes you brush his hair.

It's become something of a routine between the two of you, where he'll get out of the shower and finish blow drying it, and lets you take care of all the brushing.

A busy man like The Great Mammon doesn't have time for such trivial things! Besides, he sorta likes the way you do it, and it's nice to feel your hands in his hair, and...

What're you staring for? Get to it! He's already taken a seat on the bed, so you should know what he wants without making him say it, right?

"..............." It's not that he doesn't have anything to say, but rather, the moment the brush touches his head he's silent. He's melting into your touch like an overgrown house cat. Is that purring you hear?

Levi

Once you get past the whole "yucky otaku" thing, and his general aversion to being cute with you, he finds that he actually likes having his hair brushed!

You can guess that his schedule doesn't allow a lot of time for self care, so it's a big help when you'll do it for him.

Did he mention how nice it feels?? It's like he's the only person in the world when you smooth his hair back, delicately brushing every strand. He might end up getting addicted to this...

It's almost become a normal thing where you'll do it while he games, so he's intently focused on the screen until you "accidentally" brush against his ear.

"H-Hey! Be careful with that, will you?? The brushing help me focus, but I can't concentrate if you mess with me! If you're teasing me, I'll get you back..!"

Satan

Surprisingly, he actually lets you brush his hair! Satan's not the cuddly type, but when it comes to little romantic things like this, he's all for it.

He'll seat himself patiently and let you brush his hair while he reads, finding it even easier to get lost in the pages. Sometimes you can sneak up on him and just brush his hair while he's not paying attention, and he won't even notice until you stop.

THEN he gets all embarrassed about it, trying to deflect and act like he wasn't just thoughtfully leaning into your hand like a cat nuzzling for affection.

He can't hide from you, though. You swear he was about to pull you even closer while you were brushing his hair, so it's obvious he liked it. Conveniently keeps placing his hairbrush out in the open from then on.

"I can't help that if feels nice, can I? It's so relaxing, I'm almost afraid I'll become addicted. If that happens, will you take responsibility?"

Asmo

Asmodeus is very particular about who and what touches his hair, so you can guarantee that he practically trained you on how to do it. You're like a certified hairdresser at this rate! From curls to ombré dye jobs, you can practically do it all

And Asmo is spoiled so he'll pester you every chance he gets to have you brush his hair. He'll also whine about it should you decline, and do everything in his power to guilt you. He just manicured his nails so he can't do it himself, MC! 🥺

Asmo's especially receptive to your touch, and he tends to move around a LOT. It's because he's so excited he can barely sit still! He keeps trying to turn around to kiss you, so the process takes forever.

He makes it sound like it's a privilege to do, as if you're enjoying it more than he is, and he'll definitely thank you for your hard work~

"My hair is the silkiest you've ever felt, am I right? I'll show you all the products I use to achieve this flawless perfection! Make sure you appreciate every strand, okay~?"

Beel

Initially confused when you strolled up with a brush, but he's going to be sitting for a while since he's eating, so it’s fine.

But never did he think having his hair brushed by someone else would be so amazing.... Like, it took him a little while to get into it, but when you really start working out the little tangles, he's hooked.

Beel doesn't do anything special to keep up his appearance. He has to be reminded to get a haircut sometimes, so things like this are beyond him. But its become a ritual for him to ask you to brush his hair in the morning.

LOVES it. This big ol teddy bear rests his cheek against your thigh the whole time, and you swear you can hear some kind of rumbling sound coming from him-

"Do you mind doing this before my Fangol games? Um.... It's like a good luck charm for me, I think. It makes me think of you, and I feel like I can win no matter what."

Belphie

This is all Belphie, the epitome of laziness, has ever wanted.

He loves anything you do to his hair, whether that's brushing or combing it, washing or drying it, patting it or running your fingers through...

It's like it's his weakness, and almost always has him nodding off. Is it really okay for the youngest to be spoiled so much? You're gonna make him even more rotten than he is.

Though like Mammon, he also chases you down with a hairbrush in hand, so it's not like you have much of a choice.

"My hair is soft, isn't it? It's all thanks to you brushing it everyday. I feel like I can sleep much better lately because of you. Though... that might be because that tangle in the back is gone."

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cactus-stories · 2 years

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For sure! Thanks for the ask!

Fluff || Brothers x GN!MC || TW: none

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LUCIFER:

He's on the same boat, you cannot tell me this man has had a decent night of sleep in the last millenia at least.

Alas, the lack of sleep isn't as detrimental to him as it is to MC.

Would get up in the middle of the night to check if you're asleep, and if you're not, he'll offer some tea he saw Barbatos give to Diavolo before, to help him sleep.

When neither of you can fall asleep, you'll usually reach out to him so you both can spend some time together, listening to some calming music or playing chess.

You're always the one that falls asleep first, making him chuckle quietly as he places you on his bed, tucking you in and laying next to you, watching yur breath rise and fall until he's also falling asleep.

He'll never admit it, but those are some of his favourite moments with you, his brothers are all asleep and there are no distractions, it's quiet and peaceful and he can enjoy it with his favourite human.

MAMMON:

At first he'll be annoyed, great, now he has to keep an eye on the human at night, too!

But when he realized how much the lack of sleep is affecting your routine, he'll start to get really worried.

Will ask Satan if he knows any medicine that would help you out, it doesn't matter where he needs to go to get it, he'll do it in a heartbeat!

If you ever seek his help with it, he'll be filled with pride, of course you'd want the help of The Great Mammon! Will offer cuddles, something to do so you can tire yourself, hoping that it'll work.

He's not the best at helping you out, but just his presence really helps, and listening to him talking about his schemes is a certified way to making you sleepy.

If you fall asleep while you guys are cuddling, he'll give you forehead kisses and pull you closer, smiling to himself for being able to help at least a bit.

LEVIATHAN:

At first he thought it wasn't that big of a deal, he almost didn't sleep either, and he was perfectly fine!

But when he started noticing your lack of an attention span, how sluggish you were acting and how you always seemed exhausted, he got desperate.

Are you okay, MC?! Do you feel sick?? YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE, ARE YOU?!

When it clicks that it's lack of sleep that's doing it to you he'll scavenge the entire internet, search in forums, find videos, blogs, anything to help you out..

Another one on the "rambling until they fall asleep" group. He has almost infinite lore to talk about, and he knows you find his voice soothing, so he'll gladly talk to you until you fall asleep.

Will make you a playlist with soothing songs from game and movie soundtracks, specially Studio Ghibli ones. You'll both lay down in the tub and he'll play with your hair while some soothing instrumental plays in the background.

SATAN:

Sometimes he stays up really late while reading, so you can imagine his surprise when he found you pacing around the library, checking the books you were allowed to touch, trying to find something that would catch your eye.

When he asked you about it, he got surprised when you said you've been doing it for the past few nights in a row. Isn't it bad for you, MC?

Oh, it is. Do you need any help? Maybe he can find a spell to help you sleep! He's sure there's one in a book in his room somewhere! Let's go look, just don't touch anything!

When you guys get there, you sit down on his bed as he looks for the book, reading the titles and few passages to himself while searching around.

After finally finding the spell, he turns to you, excited to try it out, just to find you already fast asleep on his bed, all curled up and cuddling with his pillow. Turns out, for the avatar of wrath, his presence is really soothing, and his room, as chaotic as it is, it's one of the coziest in the house.

Any time you need help sleeping you can come to his room. He'll make sure to have some space for you, and even read to you if you want. He'll even tidy up the place a bit to make sure you'll be comfortable in there.

ASMO:

MC! You need your beauty sleep! Oh my goodness whatll happen to your skin if you keep doing it?! Unnacceptable! Come on, we are taking a day off to relax and unwind properly!

He'll make you try out sleep masks, ear plugs, his fluffiest pillows, white noise machine, taking melatonin. You name it, he has tried it with you.

It'll actually really help! You have no idea how, maybe he asked Solomon for something to help you out. You can only imagine, but the melatonin pills he gives you work way better than the ones you used to take at home.

He's the king of beauty sleep and wants to make sure you'll be healthy! Helps you make up a beauty routine to do before bed, and doing it helps a lot too!

Will offer as much cuddles as you want, pepper your face with kisses and play with your hair. Sleeping in his bedroom is the best sleeping experience you'll ever have, so be prepared to be doing it quite often.

You two will have so much fun on sleepovers! Watching some movies, maybe some Deviltuber drama videos, doing face masks and getting ready to bed, he'll make sure to pamper you a lot and get his bed nice and comfy for you both to fall asleep.

BEEL:

He's Belphie's twin, he didn't know there where people out there who actually couldn't sleep! When he notices how little sleep you get, he thinks you're actually dying.

He only understood how bad it really was when he decided to raid the fridge at 3 in the morning and found you quietly eating some cereal in the corner, dark badges under your eyes and sluggish movements.

Will invite you to work out with him, maybe it'll help getting you tired? You'll only know if you try it! Plus you guys can have some alone time, seeing as his brothers don't really care about working out.

Offers massages before bed, so your body can relax and you'll fall asleep faster. He's surprisingly good at them, and even if you don't fall asleep, you'll feel way better afterwards.

Makes a big mount of pillows and blankets, just the way he sees Belphie doing, and puts some plushies he finds around, almost like a nest. He asked Belphie for advice, and that's what he got, does it work? Honestly, kinda, yes.

Likes to wrap himself around you when you guys cuddle, and the body heat really helps making it extra cozy. The nest he made always works better when he's here, so make sure to tell him that.

BELPHIE:

We did it boys, insomnia is no more.

For real, though, when he notices your struggle, he'll invite you to sleep in his and Beel's room, so he can help you out. Will make you fall asleep as soon as your head touches the pillow.

Unfortunately, most of your time together is sleeping, but that doesn't mean you can't do nice things! You guys are definitely professionals on the concept of dream dates!

Will meet you in your dreams so you guys can do whatever you want while resting, it's the best of both worlds! You can have a picnic, explore different places, and just chill under the stars.

Will share his favourite pillows and blankets with you, getting you comfy and ready for bed. He prefers being the little spoon, but will absolutely spoon you if you prefer it, honestly he's happy just cuddling with you in any way you want.

Very clingy, expect lots of soft kisses and back rubs. Loves waking you up with kisses all over your face, seeing you right after you wake up is really satisfying for him, and he loves the effect that some good nights of sleep made to you and your health!

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midnightsunnyday · 3 years

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When With His Father, Diavolo Is A Lot More Stern, The Demon King, On The Other Hand...Part Seven (Final)

A/N: it’s the final conclusion for this series! Thank you all for sticking through it. This has been a fun headcanon to write. I wanted to write the Demon King in my own way, yet would love to see him one day in canon. Either way, I hope you enjoyed this series. Until the next one, stay safe everyone!

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Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six

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8:10 PM

Diavolo: before we leave, I suppose we should check up on the...oh.

*Mammon, head occupying the inside of a wall*

*Satan, buried under a bookshelf*

*Belphegor, sprawled out near a broken window*

*Solomon and Asmodeus, outside the window, knocked out and covered in glass*

*Leviathan, tangled on the chandelier*

*Beelzebub, torso jammed between a wooden chair*

Barbatos: Young Master, there you are.

Diavolo: let me guess, father threw yet another one of his tantrums after losing to Lucifer?

Barbatos: indeed.

Diavolo, looking around: though if anything, I'd say this party was an absolute success. This isn't half as bad as the damage he did last time.

Barbatos: Young Master, it is my deepest regret for not tending to you sooner. You were in pain, and I completely disregarded it for my majesty's sake. Had I only been more proactive, I could have prevented such a disaster. I am not worthy of being your butler. I will resign immediately.

Diavolo: well, I wouldn't say I was in pain, yet still, absolutely not! I will not allow you to resign!

Barbatos: but--

Diavolo: --you're my family, Barbatos. I couldn't possibly imagine you leaving my side, not now or ever. Without you I'm not sure what I'd do. So please, don't ever speak those words again.

Barbatos, blushing: Young Master I...thank you.

MC: aww.

Diavolo: now then, what to do about all this?

Barbatos: should we tend to everyone?

Diavolo: well, that depends. Father, are you still cognizant?

The Demon King, slumped over the couch: the fuck is a cognizant?

Diavolo: good. What say you, Lucifer?

Lucifer, flat on his back: where’s my MC? MC. MCCCCCC.

MC, sighing: what?

Lucifer: guess what IIIIII won?

MC: ....Me?

Lucifer, stretching out his arms: yaaaay. Now come...come give me a hug.

MC: no.

Lucifer, pouting: but I want one.

Diavolo: and what about the rest of you? Still holding on?

Everyone: *groans in pain*

Diavolo: well, I believe that settles it. Everyone's fine.

Leviathan: heeeelp.

Diavolo: just fine.

Barbatos: but Young Master--

Diavolo: --Barb, please. The last thing I need after an extensive therapeutic session is to be burdened with unneeded physical and emotional stress.

Barbatos: I beg your pardon?

MC: *clears throat* hi there, "certified" demonic counselor speaking. For the past 72 hours, Lord Diavolo has suffered through extensive psychological stress. Therefore, it is of my "professional opinion" that he, as we humans tend to say, "Fuck it."

Barbatos: I see. Though I am not certain of your qualifications, I do agree that the Young Master has been under a great deal more stress than usual. Though I must admit, this behavior is completely unlike him. Should I be concerned?

Diavolo: of course not. However, I've done nothing but run myself ragged trying to chase after my father. I think being a bit selfish for once won't harm anything. Besides, I'm sure they'll live, considering they're immortal, after all.

Barbatos: if that is what you wish, then I will oblige.

Diavolo: besides, I could really use something to eat.

MC: we still have some food in the kitchen, though it needs to be cooked.

Barbatos: then I will start immediately.

Diavolo: Barbatos, you truly are one of a kind.

Barbatos: and truly, I am humbled by your words.

MC, smiling: good grief.

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*a few days later*

Barbatos: and?

The Demon King: and that such actions are unbecoming of a king and…oh, come now, do I really need to say all this?

Barbatos: I believe you should, yes.

The Demon King: *rolls eyes* and that it is within my birthright to not only set the standard of what is expected of royalty but maintain it at all times. So in other words…sorry.

Barbatos: very good, Your Majesty.

MC: it’s cool. Also, I don’t mind visiting you at the castle. Just don’t put me in a collar, please.

The Demon King, blushing: very well, little human. I’ll try to compose myself from now on. The same goes for you, sorcerer. I hope the gifts my son provided you are to your liking.

Solomon: very much so, Your Highness. Pegasus blood is especially rare to come by and will do absolute wonders for my spell casting.

Diavolo: let's just hope we haven't sealed our fates with such a gift.

Solomon: rest assured you have nothing to worry about *whispers to MC* when my empire is built, you shall be the first spared.

MC: I call dibs on evil ruler.

Solomon: oh MC, that's the only fun kind of ruler there is.

Diavolo: I heard that.

Barbatos: is there anything you would like to add, Lucifer?

Lucifer, folding his arms: not in the slightest.

MC: please?

Lucifer: …I’m sorry for beating Your Highness at a drinking contest.

MC: and?

Lucifer: and for teasing Di—Diavolo…even if it was hilarious.

MC: that’s as good as it’s gonna get, huh?

Lucifer: I’m the Avatar of Pride. Not the Avatar of Apologizing.

Diavolo, sighing: good enough.

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*at the House of Lamentation*

Mammon: never again. Not for a million Grimm.

Leviathan: oh, so now you finally have standards.

Satan: crushed under the written word. An ironic fate indeed.

Belphegor: you doing alright there, Beel?

Beelzebub: so many splinters *shivers* I…don’t wanna talk about it.

Asmodeus: I can't believe I was knocked out a window. Thank goodness my perfect skin wasn't scratched or scarred. Poor Solomon, though. A fall like that would've broken every bone in his body...and it did! Good thing he knows magic.

Belphegor: though, isn’t this all technically MC’s fault?

Leviathan: hey, yeah! I can’t believe they just went off with Lord Diavolo and Barbatos and left us like that!

Mammon: I say we torture em’!

Asmodeus: ooh, how about we tie them up in pretty pink ribbons!

Mammon: and make em’ wear a cute, frilly outfit.

Asmodeus: with a tail!

Mammon: and those fluffy cat ears!

Satan: go on.

Belphegor: wait, what do any of those things have to do with torture?

Asmodeus and Mammon: torture what now?

Beelzebub, shaking his head: can we please just get some food and never speak of this moment ever again?

Mammon: and may we also never, ever, ever attend or throw another party for the Demon King.

Belphegor: agreed.

*text notification goes off*

Asmodeus: oh, Lucifer sent a message to the chat. It says, "All of you please make your way towards the castle. The king would like to...throw us an apology party."

Everyone: *groans*

Mammon: welp, spoke too soon. Yet think about it this way, at least we're immortal, right?

Leviathan: Mammon, shut up.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo #obey me demon king #obey me headcanons #obey me luficer #obey me mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #midnightsunnyday

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diavolosthots · 3 years

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May I have the demon brothers reacting to the sweet and innocent Mc stubing there toe and cussing up a storm. Thank you.

I feel like ive done this before but I cant find it so here it is, probably again lol

Warning: Language

THE BROTHERS reacting to sweet MC cursing due to a mild inconvenience (like stubbing your toe lol)

Lucifer:

“Hey, MC, do you mi---!” “Holy fucking shit!” Lucifer stopped dead in his tracks, just looking at you holding your foot and bouncing on one leg. Of course, he would rush to your side and keep you balance, but the face of pain you pulled got him worried. Coming to find out that you only, yes only, stubbed your toe made him both frown and want to laugh. He always forgets how fragile humans truly are and this will definitely bring some kind of amusement to him, so please don’t take offense when he does end up laughing.

Mammon:

All was calm, all was bright; a rare feeling in the House of Lamentation, which would quickly be ruined by the second born. Well… it would have been ruined by him if it weren’t for you already crying out. He rushed to your side at record speeds, prepared to fight off anyone and anything for you, so imagine the pure look of confusion on his face when you just hurt your foot. And not even badly so! “Haha, MC, ya get hurt because of a little bump!?” Don’t worry, his laughter won’t be lived long because his brothers will definitely bring up those times where he cried over a ‘bump’.

Leviathan:

The empathy is strong in this one! As a certified dumbassTM he can honestly say he bangs his toe on random things all the time and although it doesn’t affect him as greatly as you, he does completely understand your outburst and rushes to your aid. “You okay?” “that goddamn coffee table is out to fucking kill me, I’m telling you!” He pauses, completely shook that you were even capable of forming those words and frozen in place because he just does not know how to react, and even if he did, he would find some way to make it super awkward for everyone involved, “oh… uhm…”

Satan:

Listen, he makes fun of humans and their intolerance all the time, and usually you’d scold him because “nOt AlL HuMaNs ArE tHe SaMe SaTaN” and he’d roll his eyes and move on with his day while thinking about how adorable you looked trying to lecture him, but this? This is A+ comedy in every sense of the way. He gets to see someone in pain, which, granted, happened to be you and he doesn’t necessarily celebrate that, but he also gets to hear your cute demeanor falter and curse like a sailor? Immaculate. Do it again.

Asmodeus:

The gasp of pure horror for both the fact that you hurt your precious self and the fact that you would be capable of saying such disgusting things! “Oh my… MC!” He looks like that one conservative grandma that just found out Trump lost the election and you’re the grandchild that decided to come out as gay at that very specific moment; aka he is SHOOK. In capital letters. Doesn’t mean he won’t help you; he will definitely set you down and look at your foot, but don’t think this isn’t an excuse to touch you. Foot massage, anyone?

Beelzebub:

The minute he hears your voice pitch up is the minute he’s by your side, “Mother of Caesar this is a fucking bitch! Ugh! What a fucking cunt!” Poor baby just stands there dumbfounded for a moment because you NEVER have EVER let those words cross your lips and until now, he never thought they could ever even cross your mind, “are… uhm… are you okay?” When he finally sees you lifting your foot, he immediately assumes the worst and forgets about the cussing for a moment, but don’t think you’re off the hook! We’ll talk about that later.

Belphegor:

So chances are he finds amusement in all of it. Is he concerned? Yes. For a moment. When you cried out in pain, he thought something terrible might have actually happened, but once he puts the puzzle pieces together in front of him, he just laughs. The foul language just makes it so much more amusing and he will, most definitely, record it. “That’s a good one MC! Say it again!” You will probably be mad at him because he didn’t even offer to help but can you blame him? And this whole time he thought you were a fucking daisy. Turns out you’re a Venus Flytrap.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #asmodeus obey me #obey me lucifer #mammon obey me #leviathan obey me #obey me satan #beelzebub obey me #belphegor obey me #cheys headcanons

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still-a-morosexual-help · 2 years

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B, L, P for the fanfic meme? :D

Thank you for the ask!!

[Since this is an om blog when talking about the fics I've written I'll only be considering the OM! ones]

B - Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

Certified Idiots™ (mammon x unnamed gn mc)

Lots of Mammon's emotions in it are things I've felt at one point or another. Plus his note taking in class in is the same as mine

& yes that's a link because I need the self promotion 💅🏼

P - Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an "architect" or a "gardner"? (How much do you plan in advance versus letting the story unfold as you go?)

I think I'm both?

If it's a short fic / one shot I just let it flow, usually around one scenario I had that started the whole fic.

If it's a long fic (though I haven't posted any completed long ones for OM! yet) I have a rough outline of what I want and I make a list of the key moments that'll happen in the fic*

Then I let the story flow from point to point, filling in any gaps or fixing any plot holes as they appear.

*Before I write it down though I always have a detailed draft of how the whole story goes in my head

Send me more asks?👀 here

#asks #ask meme #ask game #obey me #obey me mammon #mammon x mc

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himbo-beel · 4 years

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Demon bros react to MC who is actually a family therapist in the human world

I’m not a therapist and I don’t know any therapists and psychology is far from my strong suit so here we go: The Brothers React to a family therapist MC

Lucifer:

Knows MC a family therapist from the information he has on them when bringing them into the exchange program

At first he really doesn’t care - MC is here to learn about the Devildom not take care of his brothers

But an argument breaks out between Levi and Mammon and MC’s knowledge kicks in and before Lucifer can even draw in enough breath to yell at anyone the situation is resolved, if not, at least, put on hold

He’s very surprised, more so that he’s gone a whole day without a headache rather than MC’s prowess

In fact, it’s the most peaceful it’s been since he locked Mammon up in the basement for a week

Ends up relying a little too much on MC when fights break out

Mammon:

The most to get out of this, though he doesn’t know it at first

The first time MC gets between him an argument with his brothers he’s telling them that he can take care of himself and that MC will just get hurt

Actually really likes all the fussing

It takes a while but he starts to notice that he’s not getting yelled at as often. Levi isn’t hounding him for money every minute. Asmo gives him an actual complete. He goes to Satan asking if any weird curse was put on everyone

It all clicks when Satan tells him that MC is a family therapist and that they’ve been forced to have talks. Mammon finds it both really funny and really heartwarming

He gives it a few weeks for thanking MC in case they decide they dont want to keep helping him anymore

Leviathan:

It also takes him a little bit to understand what’s going on, but only because he’s always inside his room

He sends out a group text about the latest anime he’s into and everyone can hear the sound of his chair falling over in shock at their interest

Beelzebub responded saying that he wanted to know more about it

Levi doesn’t know what to say around his brothers anymore because he’s so used to being shut down

Cue MC having meet ups with Levi specifically to help him open up a little more

MC ends up just spending time playing video games instead but it’s not a total loss because at least now Levi is open with them

Satan:

Actually isn’t the biggest fan of finding out MC is a family therapist

His go-to method of cursing everyone has always worked for him and he doesn’t see what needs to be changed about that

It’s been literally thousands of years that they’ve been at each other’s throats. One human with some good communication skills isn’t going to change that in his opinion

He lets MC do their best to help but doesn’t encourage it and usually doesn’t pay attention whenever he’s included in the sit downs

One time got into a fight with Lucifer and in a moment of weakness asked MC for help. He was embarrassed for days after

Beelzebub:

The most excited when he finds out

He loves his family so much and it hurts to see them fight and now there’s someone who can help them? So very on board

His face is so bright and full of smiles the first time he witnesses MC diffuse a situation

He asks them to do it again and it’s a little overwhelming with how much he wants MC to help

Asks for tips that he can use too in case there’s his brothers become too much to handle or MC isn’t there when a really bad fight goes down

Is actually really good at picking up and using the advice given to him

Beel is now certified family councilor

Belphegor:

Why can’t he just put his brothers to sleep when they get too annoying?

What does MC mean that that’s not going to solve anything?

Is always late or skips out on the sit downs

He tried once when Beel asked him nicely but he just fell asleep halfway through

MC will sometimes sneak advice and tips in under the disguise of helping him study

His brothers can do all the work and he’ll try to be nice to them but he’s not making any promises

#Anonymous #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

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diavohno · 4 years

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Obey Me! as patrons at a pool (which I am certified to give my opinion on because I’m a lifeguard lmao)

Lucifer

the poor, overworked father who shows up with all of his kids

all of the guards die a little inside because great it’s them again

has definitely clocked out the moment he gets onto the pool so now his kids are YOUR responsibility

sits in the hot tub with his back to all his kids

gives zero shits when one of his kids starts to drown

gives multiple shits when he finds out he now has to fill out paperwork

Mammon

breaks pool rules every other minute because you talk to him and it doesn’t stick

at all

spins going down the slide, hangs off the diving board, RUNS EVERYWHERE

at some point you just give up and start blowing your whistle instead of walking over to talk to him

fights with the kids over toys and races them to the slide

always checks the vending machines to see if anyone forgot to collect their change

Leviathan

wears way too many clothes to be in a pool

it’s because he’s insecure in his body, which you get, but now you've got to keep an eye out in case he falls over because he sure as hell won’t be getting up by himself

is a surprisingly skilled swimmer

like he does under and you're ready to jump in to save him but!! surprise!! he can somehow swim with all of those clothes??

swims for five minutes tops, changes into dry clothes, and sits in the lobby on his phone

Satan

perfect in every way, with ONE exception

he is CONSTANTLY finding ways to dump cold water on Lucifer

which isn’t bad except for the fact that it leads to a fight EVERY. TIME.

the rest of the time, he’s an unpaid lifeguard

makes sure all of the other patrons follow the rules

even performed some rescues himself because he was able to get there fastest

Asmodeus

the one making out with someone in the hot tub

like they’re full-on sitting on top of each other

tongue and all

you: sir, please, this is a public space, you can’t be that handsy in the hot tub

also is the one who flirts with the lifeguards. all of them.

you: I’m sorry sir, but I need to pay attention to the rest of the patrons

asmo: yea you do ;)

doesn’t stay in for long at all in fear of what the chlorine will do to his skin

Beelzebub

you’ve never felt so bad about telling someone they can’t bring food out onto the pool deck :(

poor guy looks like he’s about to break down

comes back out a little glum but gets over it really quickly

constantly has to be reminded not to hang on the rim of the basketball hoop

and to not whip balls when throwing them

he just doesn’t know his own strength awe

the lifeguards secretly ogle him he is literally built like an Adonis okay you can’t fault us

Belphegor

the first time the family came in, we thought he had drowned in the hot tub, but he was just enjoying the warmth

when he DOES sleep in the hot tub, he does so with his head back against the pool deck

sometimes he doesn’t feel like swimming so he just naps on one of the couches in the lobby

on occasion, joins Satan in tormenting Lucifer, but Belphie does it by whipping balls at Lucifer’s head

Extra! Luke

shows up with floaties and all of the guards play rock paper scissors to see who has to tell boss mama Lucifer he can’t wear them in the pool

#obey me #obey me: shall we date?#obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #okay now I'm imagining a lifeguard au #I've got the insider details sooo #maybe I'll mess around with that idea in the future

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