Wrecker: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Fives: Well then whose is it?
Wrecker, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
Fives: *Talking to Alpha* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my ship. I'm glad you could join me.
Crosshair: But this is my ship.
Fives: ...
Fives: Welcome to my ship, I'm so happy to have you, guest.
Wrecker: Are you alright?
Crosshair: Short answer or long answer?
Wrecker: Short?
Crosshair: No.
Wrecker: Long?
Crosshair: Nooooooo.
Tech: Fives... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Fives: Your text told me to satanize the ship before you returned.
Tech:
Tech: I wrote sanitize, Fives.
*While planning to break in somewhere*
Fives: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Wolffe: What?
Fives: "Get Help."
Wolffe: No.
Fives: C'mon, you love it!
Wolffe: I hate it.
Fives: It's great! It works every time!
Wolffe: It's humiliating.
Fives: Do you have a better plan?
Wolffe: No.
Fives: We're doing it!
Wolffe: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Fives, carrying Wolffe: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Wolffe at guards, knocking them out*
Fives: Ahh, classic!
Wolffe: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Fives, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
Tech: Crosshair is late again.
Alpha: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Fives: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Wrecker: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Tech: Oh boy. You may have overdone it.
*Crosshair bursts through the door*
Crosshair: WHAT TIME IS IT?
Crosshair: You know what’s funny about Alpha? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.
Fives, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Tech: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Crosshair: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Alpha: You and me!
Crosshair: *tearing up* Ok.
*Crosshair teaching Alpha to drive and taking Fives along for the ride*
Crosshair: That's a pothole. To the left!
Alpha: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Fives, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Alpha: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Crosshair, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Alpha: Country Roads.
Fives: To the place.
Alpha and Fives in unison: I Belong!
Crosshair, crying harder: What the fuck?
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Negator (Monster)
(Phyrexian Negator by John Zeleznik)
CR16 NE Medium Aberration (Phyrexian)
(The negator is another iconic creature, although one whose card is simply not up to snuff nowadays- the balance of power has tipped so that its astronomical drawback is not worth the creature you get. Still, the obliterator is clearly a riff on it- and got its own, incredibly aesthetically boring riff later- and even then it's simply too fabulous a design not to use. Can you say "xenomorph"?
Lorewise, these explicitly saw most usage in the leadup to full invasion- perhaps, in a hypothetical Phyrexia campaign, this could be the final boss of the second act, before the REAL invasion force finally arrives.)
Negators are perfected assassins of Phyrexia, designed to eliminate key targets with compleat efficiency. They are singleminded in this pursuit- one infamous document stated simply "It exists to cease." Indeed, a negator's heart is terribly stilled- they are not known to experience any emotion but the satisfaction of a job well done and the desire to achieve so.
Negators, being stealth operatives and assassins, are rarely used once a full-scale invasion begins, although they are often deployed just in the leadup to it. Each negator is given all Phyrexia knows of its target, and is simply placed as close as Phyrexia can get it without garnering attention and sent to kill. Negators are surprisingly skilled at stealth and disguise, able to walk as a hunched figure through whatever streets it may need to to reach its target, and are surprisingly eloquent and skilled actors when they need to lie. Once it makes its kill, however, a negator rarely makes time for stealth. Such negators will begin a return to Phyrexia (such that they might possibly be reset, reprogrammed, and reused), but generally lack the precautions of one who has yet to make a kill. These assassinations are its purpose; it seems some higher part of it shuts off once it is done.
This wicked creature stands humanoid, with razor sharp claws and a smooth nubby head lined with tiny triangular teeth. Its body is dotted with glasslike hemispheres and wires arcing between body parts.
Misc- CR16 NE Medium Aberration (Phyrexian) HD24 Init:+11 Senses: Blindsight 120ft Perception: +26, Detect Magic, Detect Good
Stats- Str:27(+8) Dex:33(+11) Con:20(+5) Int:30(+10) Wis:8(-1) Cha:24(+6) BAB:+18/+13/+8/+3 Space:5ft Reach:5ft
Defense- HP:228(24d8+120) AC:30(+11 Dex, +4 Armor, +5 Natural) Fort:+14 Ref:+19 Will:+15 (+4 Racial bonus vs Emotion) CMD:47 Resist: Cold 20, Fire 20, Electricity 20 Immunity: Acid, Fear, Curse, Polymorph, Petrification, Death effects, Disease, Poison Weakness: Special Defenses: Evasion, Negative Energy Affinity, DR10/Adamantine, SR27, Uncanny Dodge, Mycosynth Flesh
Offense- Bite +24(1d6+8), 2 Claw +25(2d6+8/19-20x2) or Negation +29(90ft ranged, 10d8 plus Negation) CMB:+26 Speed:40ft Special Attacks: Coronous Ambush, Sneak Attack +5d6
Feats- Iron Will, Multiattack, Power Attack (-5/+10), Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack, Wind Stance, Vital Strike, Improved Vital Strike, Improved Iron Will, Quicken Spell-Like Ability (Bestow Curse), Weapon Focus (Claw)
Skills- Acrobatics +38, Bluff +31, Climb +29, Disable Device +35, Disguise +31, Escape Artist +38, Knowledge (Arcana, Planes, Religion) +34, Knowledge (Dungeoneering)* +37, Linguistics +15, Perception +26, Sense Motive +23, Spellcraft +17, Stealth +38, Survival +26, Swim +29, Use Magic Device +31
Spell-like Abilities-
Detect Magic, Detect Good, Mage Armor, Deathwatch /constant
Bestow Curse (DC19), Fog Cloud, Silence (DC18) /at-will
Quickened Bestow Curse (DC19) 3/day
Special Qualities- Compression
Ecology- Environment- Any Languages- Necril, Draconic, Elven, Aklo, Abyssal, Infernal Organization- Solitary Treasure- Incidental
Special Abilities- Coronous Ambush (Ex)- A negator’s erratic, jerky movements and mastery of anatomy give it the opening to strike at its enemies weakest points. A negator may make a sneak attack against any creature vulnerable to precision damage as long as it has moved at least 10ft since the end of its last turn. Negation (Su)- As a standard action, a negator can fire a beam of oblivion energy. This is a 90ft ranged attack that deals 10d8 untyped damage. Additionally, a negator may immediately make a dispel check as with the spell Greater Dispel Magic at +18 against all magical effects the target is under.
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Great news!! The Newport Beach Film Festival will honor Eddie with the Icon Award!!
#Repost @newportbeachfilmfest on Instagram:
✨Newport Beach Film Festival proudly announces its 2022 Festival Honors!!! The event will take place on Sunday, October 16 at Balboa Bay Resort in conjunction with Variety’s 10 Actors to Watch.
This year’s honorees attending the Festival Honors event include Academy Award®-winning filmmaker Ron Howard (Thirteen Lives) who will receive the Variety Legend and Groundbreaker Award for his outstanding creative leadership and impactful artistic achievements that have proved both visionary and enduring.
Four honorees – Aubrey Plaza (Emily the Criminal), Jonathan Majors (Devotion), Keke Palmer (Nope) and Patton Oswalt (I Love My Dad) – will receive Artist of Distinction Awards, presented to individuals known for their contribution to the arts, philanthropic endeavors, and an overriding commitment to their craft to tell unique and bold stories. Colson Baker (Taurus) and Anna Diop (Nanny) will receive Spotlight Awards, Cooper Raiff (Cha Cha Real Smooth) will receive the Maverick Award, and Aimee Carrero (The Menu) will receive the Breakout Award.
Eddie Redmayne will attend NBFF's Centerpiece screening of The Good Nurse on October 15. NBFF will honor him with the Icon Award, presented to an actor or actress widely admired for their contribution and iconic role(s) in the industry. Filmmaker Paul Feig will receive the Career Achievement Award at a screening for The School of Good and Evil on October 19.👏Congrats to the honorees!!!"
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'Cha Cha Real Smooth:' Cooper Raiff and Dakota Johnson Interview
‘Cha Cha Real Smooth:’ Cooper Raiff and Dakota Johnson Interview
“Cha Cha Real Smooth” is a coming-of-age film starring Dakota Johnson and Cooper Raiff.
Insider spoke with Johnson and Raiff about the movie, which hit Apple TV+ on June 17.
Warning: Light spoilers ahead for “Cha Cha Real Smooth.”
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“Cha Cha Real Smooth” takes its name from the most iconic part of DJ Casper’s “Cha Cha Slide,” an essential track in the party canon…
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