#chain of gold incorrect

[heronchildlove]

Before Matthew left on his trip

Matthew: I've left you detailed instructions to follow while I'm gone.

James: Mine just said "James, no".

Cordelia: Mine said "Cordelia, no".

Thomas: And mine just said "Tell James and Cordelia no".

Matthew: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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[the-shadow-master]

Kit: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Livvy: I don’t know how to do that.

Dru: I don’t wear a watch.

Ty: Time is a construct.

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[caterpillarinacave]

Will: So any news?

Brother Enoch: We are just waiting for your x-ray.

Will: But I’ve never dated anybody named Ray.

Brother Enoch:

Will: ????

Brother Enoch: Perhaps we should get a brain scan as well.

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[cataclysmic-catastrophe]

Do you guys think Thomas ever calls Alastair “Stair Stair”

Bc alastair carstairs

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[astriefer]

James: Has everyone told you to keep your mouth shut?

Alastair: Everyone. All the time. They can't handle the sass.

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[fangirlghost-19]

Incorrect Last Hours Quotes

Cordelia: you remind me of sour patch kids James: why because first they're sour then they're sweet? Cordelia: no, because i love sour patch kids James: Matthew: Christopher: Thomas: Anna: did she just...? Cordelia: by the angel did i just- *runs away to paris* James: *realises* wait! I love you too!

okay but you can't tell me that didn't pretty much happen

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[car-on-the-stairs]

The Last Hours character's as quotes from my D&D campaign

James

Matthew

Cordelia

Lucie

Jesse

Grace

Thomas

Alastair

Anna

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[incorrectlasthours]

TLH Gang: “Your s/o is a 10 but…”

James: she ran away to Paris with my parabatai and doesn’t believe I love her even though I’ve been dragging her gloves with me all across Europe for days and we have super steamy makeouts every few chapters.

Cordelia: he’s under a spell that makes him think he’s in love with someone else and he makes us sleep in separate beds even though we’re married.

Thomas: he bullied all my friends in school and they all despise him, and he likes to follow me around in the middle of the night without me knowing.

Alastair: his friends are obnoxious and he’s too stubborn for his own good.

Anna: she broke my heart when we were fifteen and now I can’t back together with her, lest I ruin my reputation as a heartbreaker.

Ariadne: she probably prefers her stuffed snake to my company but keeps asking me to come over anyways.

Christopher: why is Grace a ten? Grace is a person.

Grace: …he can be kind of oblivious I guess

Matthew: he drools on me sometimes… he’s a dog.

Lucie: he’s a ghost.

Jesse: she’s alive.

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[herondaleminds]

In Chain Of Gold, when Tatiana and Grace attend the London Institute Ball:

Tessa: Will, why did you invite the Blackthorns? We hate them and they hate us

Will: *picks up popcorn and throws it in his mouth* Because of the drama, Tess. Because of the drama

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[morgan-fairchild]

Alastair: what if we started a mlm scheme

Thomas: i don't see how us being gay has anything to do with a scam

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[aruthlessblackthorn]

James: daisy, do you know how wrecked I’d be if something happened to you?

Cordelia, snacking on a bag of chips: Say it again I couldn’t hear u over the crunching of my chips

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[heronchildlove]

James: What do you think is Matthew's type?

Lucie: Oh, tall, dark hair, golden eyes, bookish, oblivious, witty, natural leader.

James: Wow, that sounds a lot like me. Too bad we are just friends.

Lucie: ...Did I mention oblivious?

James: Yeah, why?

Lucie: Just making sure.

#if dealing with james not noticing matthew wanted to be his friend at the academy was already a nightmare imagine with romance involved #funny thing is i could make this same post with matthew. i am so sorry for their friends that have to deal with them #heronchild #james herondale #matthew fairchild #tlh #the last hours #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #chain of gold #chain of iron #chain of thorns #incorrectquotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #original

[the-shadow-master]

Cordelia: Why are you on the floor?

Matthew: I'm depressed.

Matthew: Also I was stabbed, can you get James, please.

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[caterpillarinacave]

James: Damn it!

Will: Who the fuck taught you how to fucking swear like that, James!?!?

James:

Will: Well???

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[lesbocrocker]

Christopher: I will send my army to attack!

Christopher: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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[astriefer]

Thomas: Why are you so negative?

Alastair: negative is the new positive

Thomas: And with that Philosophy you go around, throwing unmotivating phrases at my friends?

Alastair: Oh, no. That I'm doing just because it's funny.

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