Whumpee hung upside down by messy chains, blood rushing to their head as the menacing clicks of Whumper's heels came closer and closer.
"Wh—why are you doing this...?"
"Because," Whumper grazed their perfectly clean hand across Whumpee's dirty, tear stained cheek, "I want the perfect pet, dear."
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It’s Joy’s interviews, fellas.
This time, she gathers the original four members of the Payday gang, and asks them for their first impressions of each other...
Chains: can I start off? *Joy nods* Thanks. *Turns to face Dallas* I thought you were gonna be a total fucking princess.
Hoxton: *cracking up* you got that one right!
Dallas: *looking indignant* what do you mean, a princess?
Chains: first time I met you, you were wearing those goddamn fuckin’ snakeskin shoes, and I thought, “Here we go, some fucking guy who won’t wanna get blood on his suit, he ain’t gonna last five seconds-”
Hoxton: *crying with laughter* he still has ‘em! He still has those god awful shoes, he keeps them in the office-
Dallas: hey - hey, they are not god awful!
Chains: alright, alright - hands up who thinks they’re awful.
Wolf, Hoxton and Chains: *raise their hands*
Dallas: *grumbling* *looks into the camera like he’s in The Office* unbelievable...
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Odalia: Emperor, Blight Industries proudly presents to you its newest creation.
Alador: Abomination. Rise.
Kikimora: And... what is this?
Alador: Something you don't want to mess with
Darius is so damn right. Alador is a hack because he hasn’t created a goo dragon yet. I would love to see that kind of Beast Keeping inspired abomination.
made for #Hootober2021, Day 2: Blight Industries
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This beautiful and somewhat mysterious object is out in the store today. We did not know what to make of it at first, but it was then identified as a knitting sheath!
It is most likely from the 19th Century and would have allowed the user to keep knitting whilst looking after their children and doing the chores, talk about multi tasking! The long end would have been tucked into the top of their skirt, with the spikes holding the knitting in place. This one is quite special as it has all been carved from one piece of wood, including all of those chain links! Many knitting sheaths were made as love tokens and with all of it’s heart motifs, this one seems like a good candidate in that respect!
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