Sometimes I think that “gays dont know how to sit in chairs correctly” thing is bull shot and then I remember every time I go to my great grandparent’s house I have to sit in the same chair to eat because when I was little I never sat right in chairs I broke the strings that held the padding in place.
Stuff my friends said as Hogwarts Houses - Part One
Slytherin: I wanna get shot but not to die just you know see how it feels
Gryffindor: I hit him… with a chair
Ravenclaw: I just got a new book and not to be dramatic but this is the best piece of literature ever created
Hufflepuff: I’m all about that self love right now cause I’m beautiful say it with me I am beautiful
Anybody else who will stand up on a chair before sitting down?