#change of CEO

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god. #edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

[naniyou]

I watched the live with the CEO, here is the tl;dr

The good news:

Chronological dash is here to stay! Whether you have to toggle it weekly or new users default to “For you” was not elaborated on but at least that’s confirmed.

Custom themes are here to stay! Once again, may be buried for all I know but, for sure will remain an option.

Search updates are in the works!!!!

The neutral news:

Tumblr is seriously in the red financially and needs more support, Ad-free for example is not widely used

They would not comment on the suggestion to bring back NSFW behind a paywall (which we all know would get them a boatload of money)

They’re possibly going to add a donation system like Ao3 and Wikipedia.

They would “rather not” sell data to make up the costs

Most of staff are pre-2010 tumblr users including the CEO who joined in 2007, so they do actually use the site and have for a long time

The bad news:

Condensed reblogs/removing duplicate reblogs is going forward. The reason cited was to meet “certain expectations” of users coming from other social media, which isn’t good.

Disability features (specifically turning off flashing ads for epileptics) was met with a request to purchase Ad-free @zingring clarified that they are looking into it but suggested Ad-free as more of a stopgap until something is put in place

Overall it was more chill than I expected, @photomatt and @zingring seem to be far more in tune with the userbase than u/spez.

#tumblr changes #tumblr #tumblr ceo live

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Danny and Tim are twins- And Vlad is the first to figure this out in his attempts to get DavlCo a new investor.

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Tim was getting the creeps from this guy. It was as if the room got colder, the seconds got longer and the room's shadows moved to their own volition. He stared Tim down less like 'You punk kid' and more like 'You'll be mine' in a way that Tim didn't appreciate. At all.

The guy kept setting meetings up despite Tim's direct insistance that Wayne Enterprises would never touch DalvCo- not with a ten foot pole or for all the money in the world. Some how Tim's board of directors kept getting swindled by the guy and... therefore more meetings. More looks from this guy that made him want to crawl out of his skin.

Vlad asked him if he ever went by Timothy- Tim couldn't reply "that's not my name" fast enough. It apparently inspired the guy somehow. More meetings that Tim can't reject because of board members pop up.

It's been long determined that Jason doesn't get involved with Wayne Enterprises, but after the Uncle and a few other paid-actor solutions go up in flames- Tim decides to call up his older brother to act as a bodyguard and tell this guy to fuck off for the final time.

Jason apparently also gets the Heebee-jeebies from this asshole but his message is loud and clear to Vlad. There's a flash of green and then all of sudden it's just Tim and Jason in the room... Only Jason isn't acting like himself.

Putting it together- Tim reaches for his contingency F stash of Knock out gas and doses Jason. Vlad doesn't re-appear so Tim assumes that to mean that he'll be trapped in Jason's person until Jason wakes up.

Walking out of the meeting room with his bus of a brother over his shoulders- Tim quickly asks Tam to reach out to Vlad's Emergency contact. Surely there is someone in this man's company willing to explain what the fuck Vlad was trying to pull. Tim theoretically can keep Jason drugged asleep for a long time- surely that threat can get him somewhere.

The day drags on as Tim continues to keep Jason unconscious and eventually Tam lets him know that someone is here for Vlad. She says it with the addition of one of their codes- He mentally prepares himself for the worst and then... His doppleganger walks through the door? What the fuck?

Tim and Danny puzzle about one another for a little too long and Jason wakes up- Vlad pops out immediately. A shouting match between Danny and Vlad commences and...

"Man I knew our family had unresolved issues but seriously what the fuck has your clone dealing with?" Jason asks, as though he could watch this all day with pop corn.

"You made more clones?!" Danny screamed at Vlad who's only response is "Not this one! This one is actually polite!"

"Fuck you!" Tim and Danny reply in tandem.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #tim and danny are twins au #twins au #tim is co-ceo of wayne enterprises and has too much shit that he puts up with because his board doesn't respect him #danny shows up and wants to conceal being a ghost for as long as possible but fucking vlad already possessed some fuckin guy #vlads plan is to abduct and adopt tim #vlad sees the resemblance immediately but when he asks tim the name question tims answer basically confirms it to him lol #jason is collateral damage here and is willing to throw down because of it #jason immediately being like 'oh look its a version of you i havent traumatized yet. i should not fuck up this one.' #jason danny and tim bonding over hating vlad actually brings danny into the family fold #he still lives in amity but now he has unlimited pocket change and a family that acts suspiciously like they're hiding being vigilantes

[moo-blogging]

Hey could you write a smut where Levi comes home frustrated and angry and takes it all out in y/n ? Like so rough that she starts crying and he still doesn’t stop but then he realises and goes gentle and lovey dovey? Please I love you writing so much !

WARNING: THIS ONE IS PRETTY BRUTAL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Levi crashed into the door heavily. He was looking for his keys in his pockets and unlocked the door clumsily. He dropped the keys on the floor as the door flung opened. Cursing, he kicked the keys into the house and slammed the door behind him.

You woke up to the noise. You checked the clock and it showed 2.35am. You switched on the bed lamp, worried and curious about the noise below. When you hear the familiar cursing, you knew your husband came back. You threw the bedroom door open and made you way to your husband.

"Levi?" You asked while walking down the stairs, rubbing your sleepy eyes. "Levi? Is that you?"

Levi grunted. You watched as Levi pulled his tie off with force and threw it onto the floor with his coat. He smelt of alcohol. He was unbottoning his shirt when you reached him. You touched his face, "Levi? Darling, are you alright?"

Levi looked at you fiercely. You were stunned. Your fingers trembled for a moment.

He cleared his throat and asked, "am I useless?"

"Wha-"

"Am I a useless dog?!" He spitted. A cold shiver run down your spine.

"FUCK!" He yelled. Before you could comfort him, he pulled your oversized T collar down and attacked your boob. He sucked and bit your nipple. Caught by surprise, you tried to push him off. "Wait! Levi!"

But Levi was too strong. He dragged you to the middle of the living room and pushed you onto the couch. He unbuckled his belt while murmuring to himself, "Imma show you who's the fucking dog, you bastard! Imma show you who's in charge here."

His pants fell onto the floor and he pulled his hardened penis out. You tried to climb away but he pulled you by your ankle and pressed your head into the seat. You were suffocated as your face was pressed onto the couch but you managed to turn your head to the side as Levi's hand slipped to the back of your neck. You were begging Levi to wait. Levi was not his usual self now. He couldn't hear you. He pulled your panties to the side and slammed himself into you.

You screamed in pain and your body jerked. Levi kept his hand on your head as he pounded on you. Your legs were pushed into weird angles to allow more entrance for Levi's angry thrusts. You felt his penis dragging along one side of your walls as your position was not right to allow him to go in smoothly. He was going hard and rough on you. It was hurting you as you were not lubricated enough to accept him.

His fingers dug into your neck as he kept you in place. Suddenly, his palm landed on your bare ass. He was smacking your butt. He murmured, "how do you like that, huh? Who's the fucking dog now?" Your butt was red and stinging with pain. Your hips spamsed involuntarily and you squeezed your walls tightly.

Your screams slowly died as exhaustion kicked in. Involuntarily noise escaped your lips with each thrust. Your hole was hot and sore and wet with yours and (mostly) Levi's juice. This was when Levi realised something was wrong. He pulled your hair away from your face and saw tears rolling down your cheeks.

It hit him immediately and he stopped moving. He pulled out and gently flipped you over. "Hey, Y/n, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." He collapsed into you, arms wrapping you tightly. You were breathing heavily, weak in his embrace. "I'm sorry I went too hard on you," Levi kissed your collarbone. "I'll make it up to you now."

Levi lifted his head and pressed his lips into yours. You shared a passionate kiss where his tongue made his way into your mouth. His palm on your breast, massaging while another hand threw your left leg over his shoulder. Gently, he pushed himself into you again. You broke the kiss to moan as you felt him inside you again. This time his thrusts were powerful but gentle. His fingers rubbing on your sensitive clit while his penis hit your sweet spot.

Levi was chanting apologies in your ear while kissing your neck. His hot breath on your skin turned you on. Your head went blank as you cummed. Soon after, Levi cummed too. He kissed your lips again and again before pulling away to get the bath ready.

#sorry it took me forever #ceo levi smut #levi ackerman #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi heichou #levi x y/n #midnight thoughts #levi x you #aot x y/n #levi ackerman x you #levi smut #levi drabbles #ok i changed it up

[potatobugz]

may i have this dance

#homestuck #hs #eriroxy #eridan ampora #roxy lalonde #potatart #actually really proud of this #guess whay beloved followers and mutuals. back on my bs yet again! #i enjoy them #i havent drawn homestuck in a little bit. this must be changed #i have given up on explaining the specific wuadrant every time i tag smth as eriroxy as the eriroxy ceo i think u understand #theyre..neat :) #i love magical girls #ough t4t eridan and roxy qpr yaaay #they would have such a fun dynamic. u know #funny wizards #I LOVE GRADIENTS AUGH THEY MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER. need to use more gradients in ny art

[arisaline73]

sunny after he tells everyone the truth

ive been wanting to draw omori text posts for a while now, they’re so funny. if people like this then maybe

#omori #omori spoilers #omori sunny #omori basil #ceo of curly hair basil #and big nose basil #in short i changed his design a lot #not as much as kel tho

[hatekawa]

CEO OF MIKEY?? YOU'RE MY CEO??

BWAHAHAHHAHAH YES I AM!!!!!

#anon ask #thinking abt changing it to CEO of PB&J duo tho #MAYBE

[rojekte]

seeing people's takes about the whole watcher situation is just a bit.... mind-boggling.

i think the apology they posted was good in the sense that they admitted to fucking up and walked back on their decision, and i think the model they've settled on now is a lot more reasonable (having content be released earlier for those who choose to subscribe), but like.... that doesn't mean that no one should've ever been mad at them in the first place???

like seriously, why does it seem like people are looking at a "good" apology and thinking "huh! they sure did apologize well! i guess that means that it was ridiculous for people to be mad in the first place! no one should have ever complained!!". if no one complained, they wouldnt have walked back their decision! they would've kept going with their dumb completely paywalled option!

and thats not even getting into the fact that their financial woes seem to come from completely mismanaging their money - hiring people when they can not afford to and spending more money on "high quality productions" when they cant afford to.... these are core issues that im not sure will be completely fixed by this? but idk.

also, this situation i think has really helped my own self come to terms with the fact that i do not enjoy many aspects of their content. i sorta already knew that considering i can not remember the last ghost files video i watched because i find that shit incredibly boring and overproduced, and even things like too many spirits have become a chore to watch bc they decided to extend the Not That Funny drink making portion when i just wanna hear some funny spooky stories.

anyway i guess my ultimate point here is: im glad they acknowledged they fucked up, but i also am not sure how interested i am in their content anymore in the first place. oh well

#watcher #i still personally dont know if i would call them 'greedy' for their original choice #for the record: i dont think the three of them are struggling at all lmao #they clearly are living pretty well off #but i do think that watcher as a company really has been struggling bc of their awful business decisions #so i DO think they needed to change SOMETHING #its just.... yknow maybe next time just fucking ask ur audience about the routes ur considering taking #rather than just surprising everyone with a 'whoops! its all paywalled now!!' #im really not sure how to articulate my feelings bc i just constantly feel confused at the way i see others act online #like seeing people yell at others for being 'too parasocial' in the sense of people feeling betrayed and upset by their choices #when those same people are being incredibly parasocial themselves by defending these three like their lives depend on it #these are not starving artists. they are the owners of a business. a ceo. i think its fair for ppl to critique them in that sense #and to point out things like hiring more staff than they can afford #and spending more money on production than is arguably necessary #even if it is part of their 'artistic vision'

[kingsandbastardz]

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that JLQ's clear refusal to believe DFS could even be slightly gay is the one and only reason she didn't try to skin Wuyan alive. Wuyan who, is trusted by DFS, allowed extremely close proximity, and has all the same skills DFS values in her. TBH if there was a possible love rival outside of anyone other than LXY - she should have suspected Wuyan first, before any of the 12 Pillars.

It's sad that we didn't get enough episodes to see a little more of Wuyan for anything, or JLQ for her actual Alliance duties -- but I know enough about what it takes to run operations that I can extrapolate the skill sets needed:

Skills they both have:

budgeting and currency exchange/issues

managerial acumen/ability to organize and move large groups of people

planning

communication at both upper and lower levels

resourcing

logistics

strong understanding of timing, topography, weather and how to deal with issues

stealth

esoteric knowledge for random shit they likely have to source or deal with themselves due to rarity, etc

negotiations

how to present yourself to the public

thorough and systemic thinking

planning for failure

Where JLQ fails but Wuyan succeeds:

ability to anticipate what DFS wants

ability to deliver what DFS wants in the way he wants it

ability to not sexually harass DFS

putting DFS' desires over their own (Whatever Wuyan's feelings are, we have no idea)

Where Wuyan fails but JLQ succeeds:

getting public credit for hitting their kpis

choosing to not be subservient

public leadership / getting public buy-in

It's interesting that with the both of them -- if DFS chose at any random time to just get up and leave Jinyuan Alliance behind -- both would immediately drop everything and follow him.

They're both used to seeing DFS' back - Wuyan because he deliberately positions himself there regardless of what DFS seems to wish (his own show of willfulness). JLQ because DFS is always walking away from her.

And of the two - i feel like DFS would likely take Wuyan with him, while leaving JLQ in charge of the things he doesn't care about.

So yeah. I'm still surprised Wuyan wasn't killed before DFS came back from seclusion. It's pure speculation but maybe his outward presentation of being a servant is the thing that saved him. Why does he play a servant when DFS himself is like, "You do know I think you're supposed to be standing up there with the higher ranking ppl, right?" Is it from a sense of distrust of everyone, leading him to create a persona? An emotional need to serve DFS? A not-so-secret kink? A sense of loyalty that he feels he can only express in this manner?

Just what history do they share that DFS feels comfortable enough to cry in front of him? Twice. Both times while mourning LXY/LLH.

I have so many questions.

#listen i know im couching everything in modern managerial and operations language but it's honestly not changed from ancient days to now #like even in the 80s and early 90s corporate training would trot out the Art of War to train their CEOS and upper management #it's just in wuxia land you have the option to kill someone for not delivering on their promises #mysterious lotus casebook #di feisheng #jiao liqiao #wuyan #jinyuan alliance #my royal ramblings #meta

[csuitebitches]

Rebranding Yourself Online using ChatGPT

Summary from “Brand Aid: Taking control of your reputation before everyone else does” by Larry G Linne and Patrick Sitkins. This book is from the early 2010s so some things are outdated and not exactly applicable. It’s also a more corporate/ business focused book. I took away what i felt were the major lessons and were more applicable to young adults/ teens/ people on social media today (because social media in 2013 vs today is very different).

I also wanted to add my own input to the summary. I’ve added prompts for ChatGPT that you can use to help figure your personal brand out better.

When rebranding yourself online, I would highly recommend:

1. Archive all your personal Instagram account’s posts (if you have an online business, create a separate page and show very little of yourself). Remove all your stories and highlights. Deactivate your account for at least 8 months.

2. Spend the next 8 months building your social media strategy, your personal brand and reinventing yourself in any way and form you want to (mental, physical, spiritual, etc).

3. Use Pinterest and figure out a theme that defines you the best. Take a look at @mafeanzures

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* A brand is what people think of you.

Questions to ask yourself:

1. What do you think other people think of you?

2. What personal attributes would you benefit from the most if those items were well known to everyone?

Question 1 and 2 in the next few prompts refers to these 2 questions.

ChatGPT prompts after you finish writing down the above answers:

“I want to develop my personal brand on instagram (or any one social media site at a time). Currently I’m seen as a (2 of the most negative qualities and 2 of the most positive qualities from question 1). I want to be seen as (4 of the most positive qualities from question 2). What should I do to be seen as that?”

This will give you a STRATEGY that you can further modify.

Now, ask the same question again but with one change:

“I want to develop my personal brand on instagram (or any one social media site at a time). Currently I’m seen as a (2 of the most negative qualities and 2 of the most positive qualities from question 1). I want to be seen as (4 of the most positive qualities from question 2). What should I post online to be seen as that?”

This will give you CONTENT that you should consider posting.

**

* It is very likely that if you are to meet someone new and you’re aware you’re going to meet them, you’ll check their social media out. Whether its LinkedIn, facebook, twitter, instagram… keep your online presence clean.

* Before you post ANYTHING online, ask yourself: “how will this affect my brand?” If you post a story about a nasty break up/ a friendship falling apart/ a negative restaurant review… how do you think other people will see you? Be extremely mindful of your brand and what you post online.

* Rather than the age old advice “just be yourself”, look at “just be your best self.”

**

7 steps to a great brand:

1. Write down what you think people think of you: both positive and negative

2. Determine your goals in life (career, family, etc). What brand items do you need to get there? For example, the brand item “intelligent” to move up the corporate ladder. What will you need in order to be perceived as intelligent?

3. Gap analysis: the difference between point 1 (current situation) and point 2 (desired situation).

4. Develop action items. For example, if you want to be seen as innovative at work, start bringing ideas to meetings.

5. Influences on your brand: your dress, style, voice tone and quality, health, recreation, the car you drive, social environments, where you live, the language you speak, the subjects of your conversations, social media postings all impact your brand.

6. List what you must do to protect your brand. For example: not drinking in public; dressing a certain way; etc.

7. Review every 6 months.

Ask ChatGPT: “I am (ethnicity) (gender), (age) years old based in (City, country). Currently I’m seen as a (2 of the most negative qualities and 2 of the most positive qualities from question 1). My viewers would mostly be people from (conservative/liberal/ rural/ urban/ define audience. In case there are two audience types, ask one at a time) backgrounds. I want to be seen as (4 of the most positive qualities from question 2). What behaviours should I not engage in?”

**

Using the power of “always”: 5 specific things you pride on yourself for doing regularly.

“I always take the time to be updated in my field of work.”

“I always volunteer every Sunday.”

**

Things to keep in mind:

A. Are you easy to find online?

B. Is your content consistent?

C. Do your pictures, videos convey your personal brand?

D. What will enhance your brand?

E. What will damage your brand?

Ask ChatGPT: “I want to develop my personal brand on instagram (or any one social media site at a time). Currently I’m seen as a (2 of the most negative qualities and 2 of the most positive qualities from question 1). I want to be seen as (4 of the most positive qualities from question 2). What can potentially damage my brand if I’m not careful?”

**

If you are willing to see what you are doing and saying on the front page of a newspaper tomorrow, proceed with it. If you wouldn’t want it on the front page of the newspaper, STOP immediately.

**

More things to keep in mind:

1. The internet amplifies everything

2. Context matters

3. Consistency is everything

4. Your “at home” brand is as important as “outside of home” brand

#c suite #powerful woman #strong women #ceo aesthetic #personal growth #that girl #productivity #getting your life together #balance #rebranding yourself #rebranding #rebrand #alter ego #social media #rebrand social media #reinvent yourself #new self #how to change #instagram #influencer #personal brand #famous

[imviotrash]

So I heard that Elizanne is starting to get a teeny tiny bit of traction, which is incredibly exciting! I'm very grateful for anyone sharing my art and my vision!

So please take this very excited future marquis and the educated noble girl, that has taken his interest as a gift of gratitude.

#I hereby declare myself the founder and CEO of Elizanne #GENDERBEND ELIZANNE BABEEEEYYYYYY #Edward and Elizabeth would probably swap names tbh #I think Joanne's name wouldn't even change #or maybe something close like “Joanna” #I think Edward/M!Elizabeth would always wear super vibrant suits that are always accompanied by matching shoes/gloves and hats! #genuinely so normal about them #kuroshitsuji fanart #kuroshitsuji #black butler #joanne harcourt #elizanne #elisabeth midford #elizabeth midford #gender bend #genderbend #gender swap #vio draws #vios genderbends

[rickswh0r3]

and it’s for uuuu 🫶 @sinsandsweetness inspired by your PICK YOUR POISON fic ‼️‼️

go read her fics they are so goooood !!!!!!

#3 holes #hate shane but he was hot #sorry not sorry #ceo of changing my coloring #i edited my fav era of each characters #the walking dead #rick grimes #andrew lincoln #rick grimes smut #daryl dixon #norman reedus #daryl dixon smut #shane walsh #jon bernthal #shane walsh smut

[idolomantises]

me: (sees people on twitter roast the fuck out of hazbin hotel for having a top heavy, skinny demon prince who wears a suit)

me: (has a top heavy, skinny, demon prince who wears a suit)

#txt #havent shown him yet. gonna be next yeaaaaar #its gonna be my take on beezlebub. basically he's like a business CEO since they're very greedy people #btw dont take this seriously lol. im not gonna change his design bc im worried people wont like it lmfao #also idc if you dont like lucifer's design. i dont like it either but honestly compared to the other cluttered and messy #designs in the show. its one of the better ones. like jesus. asmodeus is just hideous

[girlsweat]

You KNOW matt (whatever their pronouns are) is thirsting over tumblr's severance package. That person (idk their pronouns) is looking at start-ups to dump money in. Or maybe they (seriously, what do you want me to do, look for one second at the blog I'm talking about?) have an in with a larger company and want to chill with a less public-facing upper management position for a while. You know, like when a cop gets hired by a different county's sheriff's office because his actions turned 80% of the local populace against him. The cop metaphor works here especially since matt's (gender unknown) best friends are cops it turns out.

#If you're expecting civility in any response to the ceo's actions you're a fool #You're a fool for expecting that of us and you're a fool for thinking it would change anything about the situation

[tropicalgothships]

Yeah. 👍🏻

(My pronouns are they/them only cheers ❤️)

Reblogs are totally cool but:

#ceo of my heart 🧡 #otp: call me home #sunshine meme #every update with my hair I will do another one of these haha #oh Steorra stop changing your hair #fuck u I do what I want

[puppyeared]

they could make a new we didnt start a fire song with the amount of dystopian fuckery going on

#genocide and colonization; AI takeover; greedflation; american election; photomatt; covid pandemic; measles comeback #human rights violations; war crimes; tiktok; elon musk; low wages and layoffs at an all time high; ceo paycuts; online censorship #climate change; oil spills; car centric infrastructure #just to name a few off the top of my head. im not even saying this to be funny im like dead serious full on depressed #i hate being so negative on main because it feels defeatist and sends everyone into a spiral #but i really want to change the world if i can help it and that means not ignoring everything thats going on even when my brain is #screaming 'its so over.' i want more ways to change the world but thats exactly why the current systems in place thrive on supression #more ppl should hate the way things are instead of accepting it because none of this should be justified in the first place #please dont be sad. be angry because i think we all deserve to be the way things are going rn and i want to punch elons teeth in #vent #yapping