Chaos fam but it’s the incorrect quotes from the recent tss video
Putting under readmore so that y’all don’t get sanders sides spoilers lmao
Also I’m sorry I didn’t get to everyone and to compensate I promise I’ll make a part two with different quotes and with more of us djdjdjd
Cenn : look, it’s simple. All you have to do is say “hi, I took a blood test and want my results back” got it?
Anny, nodding :
Phone : hello?
Anny : ...I want my blood back [hangs up]
Niko : what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Green : it becomes daytrogen
Ora : I’m going to my room—
Takeover : good nightrogen
Green : sleep tightrogen
Ren : don’t let the bed bugs bitetrogen
Richard : well if it isn’t the unlawful lawyer
Green : but it is me
Richard : no— no it’s—
Green : your manipulative tricks won’t work on me
Ora : people say I have a unique way of lighting up a room!
Green : ...it’s called arson and those people are witnesses
Ren : how much would a trip to Spain cost?
Cenn : it depends on where you live. If you live in Spain, it’s free
Phone : alright! What would you like your cake to say?
Niko : ...do we want a talking cake?
Anny, aggressively nodding :
Kaylen, carrying a box : what would you say if I came home with a box of puppies?
Mochi : ...what’s in the box?
Mochi : Kaylen, what’s in the box?
Kaylen : I think you know—
Takeover : hey, are you busy?
Takeover : and no, writing angst doesn’t count
Green : ...no, I finished it last week— what’s going on?
Cenn : y’know, you shouldn’t be using a straw
Ora : I know I know, it’s bad for the environment or whatever
Cenn : no it’s just a really weird way to eat spaghetti
Ora : I love sleepovers!!
Beta : this isn’t a sleepover?? You’re in the hospital??
Ora : then why do I have this cool nightgown on?
Ash : that’s— that’s a hospital gown—
Ora : truth or dare
Green : ora wtf—
Takeover : dare
Ren : It’s a little,,, muggy outside
Cenn : ...if I go outside to see all the mugs on the lawn, I’m leaving
Ren, sipping coffe from a bowl :
Beta : hey do you have any shaving cream?
Mochi : nah I don’t like the way it tastes
Beta : you eat shaving cream??
Ash : obviously not, they don’t like the way it tastes
Richard : it’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it—
Mochi, Takeover, and Ash, all at the same time : THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK INFRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER’S FACE
the rest of the fam :
Richard : ...good lord—
Takeover : hey, can you grab us a table?
L : oh sure!
[several minutes later]
Takeover : what’s taking so—
L, being chased out by one of the employees, holding a table : START THE CAR—
Takeover or Niko ig : do you take constructive criticism?
Green, L, and Cenn, cradling their unfinished wip’s : yeah what’s up?
Mochi : I like Eminem
Kaylen : I prefer skittles
Mochi : no I mean the rapper—
Kaylen : you— you eat the wrapper??
Ora, from across the house : MOCHI’S A CANNIBAL???
Anny : did you know a group of fish is called a family?
Niko : and a group of lions is called a pride!
L : and a group of crows is called a murder!
Kaylen : and a group of people is called a migraine
[cue the corny music]
Green : ...I’m going back to my office
Ora : good nightrogen—
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