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impishtubist · 2 days
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I'm late to this but the remadora marriage was actually an elaborate ruse to protect teddy, who is andromeda and ted's child, since ted was on the run while andromeda was pregnant and they weren't sure what new tyrannical laws the death eaters might pass about blood status etc. anyway remadora is actually acab and that's how I sleep at night.
👀👀👀👀 Okay wait this is a BRILLIANT take on Teddy that I've never seen before, thank you for bringing it to my attention! I need this fic immediately, actually. Please write it.
(R*madora can't actually be acab though because Tonks is literally a cop 😂 Another reason why that ship makes no sense! Remus would never marry a cop. However, in this AU if she wasn't a cop, then yes absolutely fake r*madora acab let's goooooooooooo.)
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So really. What’s worse?
The “prank”. Which is all really speculation and no one was actually going to die and everyone was like 16 which. Means they’re just reckless and stupid and not thinking. Not great, but a little more understandable. And it was something that was remedied.
OR
A full grown ass adult teaching kids how to identity and KILL a werewolf. Some of these students who have extremely bad prejudices and access to dark and dangerous shit? Oh and then to confirm someone they know is a werewolf. For petty ass reasons.
Which one is it? Because I think it’s the second one.
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femme--de--lettres · 1 year
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Dear Andie, please give me your Sirius and Hermione hot take.
shouldn't have tagged you in the post lmao
well.
I've always wondered how the Sirius/Remus x Hermione pairings happen because the power dynamic (with Remus) and the familial dynamic (with Sirius being Harry's godfather) always seemed like lines Hermione would be firmly against crossing, but...I think I figured it out.
Sirius, freshly escaped from Azkaban, is forced to reckon with the numerous ways imprisonment has ravaged his body—including, but not limited to: missing/broken/damaged teeth.
Enter Hermione, with not one but two parents who are dentists.
....vaguely nsfw below the cut....
'Sirius, I think I might be able to help with getting your mouth taken care of'
'I can think of a few things that my mouth could take care of'
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shig-a-shig-ah · 1 year
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I love Bad Ideas reader ♡ 10 and 11 please~
Oh hi friend! Thanks for playin'.
10. Do they have any regrets?
Oooooh boy, do they. As far as major regrets, I think getting arrested is the big one--using her Quirk to try and get her mom's shitty boyfriend in trouble only to have it end up hurting her too was a real lesson in how her Quirk works, and also forced her to realize that when assessing situation you sometimes have to think about more than one person. Like, what's bad for one person is sometimes bad for everyone, and conversely what's best for one person can be bad for another. Which, is gonna be pretty relevant for a key point later in the fic :)
11. Do they have any addictions?
Well. She is addicted to bad ideas and also Shig's dick
Seriously though, I don't think she has any real ones besides maybe the mainstream caffeine addiction so many of us share. In general she's actually pretty careful about not overindulging in booze or whatever, just because she's dealt with people from so many shady backgrounds and is actually fairly invested in keeping her life together. Even if 'together' for her is a very different standard than a normal person.
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stuckstucktrolls · 2 years
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Well.... I'm here to cause chaos and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum soooo *erases the orgasm denial and replaces it with increased libido * have fun markab
He was already riled up and now you want him to be more. At least he can get some relief now. He figures he can still contact one of his flings while he rubs one out just to clear his head a bit, then either get to their place or have them come to his.
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satans-poptarts · 1 year
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thinking about how prequels are almost always tragedies. there cannot be honour. there cannot be happy endings. the hero isn't here. the hero isn't even born yet.
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chaos-lolz · 5 months
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"they forgot to give William a motive"
CAN A GIRL NOT HAVE A HOBBY??
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alyakthedorklord · 2 months
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Fight Club
Damian is sitting on a roof during a patrol, bored with no crime happening in his area, about to go find one of his siblings and annoy them/steal their jobs, when suddenly a voice comes out of nowhere.
“Hey, are you busy?”
He turns around, startled by how he hadn’t sensed anyone, to see a girl about his age with black hair and blue eyes just… sitting there.
“I am capable of assisting you.” He says, because he is trying to be a Good Robin and not dismiss civilians.
“Oh no I don’t need anything.” The girl says, shrugging. “If you’re on a stakeout i can go. I’m just bored. And you look fun to fight.”
Damian stares at her. She stares back.
“You think… I would be fun to fight.” He repeats. She doesn’t look like she could take on a trained assassin. She looks like any random civilian. Then again, she had snuck up on him.
“Yeah.” She shrugs, as if this is in any way normal. “So. You too busy?”
“…no.”
“Oh, awesome.” The girl bounces to her feet, and in the next second, Damian is ducking a punch as she grins brightly at him.
“I’m Dani by the way!”
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may12324 · 8 months
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did you miss my sketch dumps? I have been reading A Day of Fallen Night, ohohohoh boy. so many hot ladies in this book. Also Canthe is terrible but I love hate her <3
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artilite · 1 month
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stay unserious chaos sonic <3 never change
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flamingpudding · 6 months
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He's my clockwork appointed babysitter, not dad.
They failed, even they managed to beat all the cultist in time. The ritual was still completed. The leader was laughing like a maniac until Hood hit him hard with the butt of his gun, knocking the guy out cold finally. With held breaths, they watched how smoke rose from the ritual circle higher and higher until it started to form a black shadow with stars as eyes and too many teeth and limps. Batman was on his way with Constantine. Maybe they could at least contain whatever that was until they arrived.
"Who in the name of all good and holy dared to summon me?!" A static scratchy voice echoed in their ears.
No one dared to answer at first but of course Red I-fear-nothing Hood had to open his mouth earning him death glares from his siblings. "Aren't you like a demon? Why would you mention anything good and holy?"
That think was blinking at them and Tim did a double take when that think moved its many limps like it was rubbing the back of its neck.
"In the name of all bad and cursed then?" It sounded unsure still a booming echo like voice but unsure. They shared a look. Dick opened his mouth, ready to say something when suddenly a familiar voice shouted from behind them.
"Cut the crap kid! They are the Batsie and his birds belong to the good!"
They turned to see Constantine marching in with Batman right behind him. The man was throwing the but of his cigarette way as he went right up to that demon. Which apparently was not one because right as the Brite was up to it a puff of greenish some blocked their view for a moment before a white haired child stood where the demon had been seconds ago.
"The hell you doing out here kid. I told you to stay at home."
"You try resisting a summon when your all new to the fact that you can get summoned!"
"Your going to make my hair gray faster, you little chaos gremlin."
"Aw love you too!"
"Uh Constantine?" They had question of of them was that Constantine was apparently familiar with that child, demon, whatever.
"Right." The man lit another cigarette but before he could even take one drag of it he side eyed the child staring up at him before he flicked it to the side. "Bats my demon son, Danny the Bats."
"Demon son?"
"Actually I am-" They watched how Constantine covered the child's, Danny's, mouth with his hand shushing the boy.
"What did I tell you about interdimensional secrets? That's right, do not talk about them to just anyone. We are not repeating the Green Lantern incident."
Should they feel offended? It felt like they should. They weren't just anyone.
"Constantine." Batman gruffly warned, but the man held up one hand towards them. Batman was definitely offended that Green Lantern got to learn something he wasn't getting to know on Constantine's watch.
"One moment Batsie. I need to- did you gremlin just lick my hand?!"
The moment Constantine removed his hand the child stuck his tongue out at the JL Dark member and made a break for it to hide behind Batman.
"Get back here you little..."
"No! I am always stuck at home, and you promised me I would get to see the watchtower at last month!"
Batman blocked Constantine from getting to who was apparently the man's demon son. Staring at the man as the boy grinned in triumph.
"Mate get out of the way, this kid needs to get grounded again."
"For what?"
"Being a chaos gremlin that won't listen."
The rest of the batfam had only one burning question on their mind. "Which demon was willing enough to have a child with Constantine?"
Well, except for Tim who had caught the little tidbit of interdimensional secret and was wondering who Danny really was.
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impishtubist · 5 months
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Funny how it's not mentioned once in the books that Sirius's eyes are grey, but god forbid you make them any other color, meanwhile I can point you to several places in the text where it says "Sirius is tall" and everyone insists that he's short actually.
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alfheimr · 5 months
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i drew this way over a year ago but i think i just forgot to post it here. ingo adventure dx
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femme--de--lettres · 1 year
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for the low price of exactly one ask in my inbox, you too can get my version of @impishtubist's hot take nights, brought to you by the mildly unhinged but slightly logical nonsense i came up with a half hour ago
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tmntkiseki · 2 months
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Somehow, the moments that most scream "these mutant ninja turtles are also teenagers" for me aren't the ones where they're fooling around with sports equipment, tossing water balloons at each other, or just being a bunch of goofballs in general.
No, it's the moments where we see them passed out on the floor, empty pizza boxes and soda cups scattered around them, absolutely and completely tuckered out after doing what they do best; being kids.
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chaos0pikachu · 6 months
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"so what is word of honor about"
chepie I don't fucking know, like legit I could not tell you what the Actual Plot as intended is something about a glazed donut that got the whole sword society in a tizzy b/c some dead dude a decade ago tweaked out from mercury poisoning and all his secrets were kept in the burn book locked away in elsa's frozen palace.
the bits that anyone actually cares about are two bottom-4-bottom retired villains, one an ex assassin with martial arts cancer and 8 nipples who wants to drink and die in peace, the other one of the most dramatic men you will ever meet who sprouts corny ass poetry and lines with negative shame cause why be ashamed baby we all die sometime and they become soulmates [censored] raise 3 kids together until one of their ex's comes back for a 2 episode sub plot like a mid-season love interest in a sitcom that got kicked off the show quick b/c everyone hated their ass and then the sword society shows back up b/c the prettiest assassin you will ever meet with the biggest daddy issues you will ever see didn't listen to his fucking lesbian girl gang and drop his broke ass daddy who never ONCE complimented his banging eye makeup and hair decided to Make Plot Shit Happen b/c it's like episode 34 and we gotta wrap! this! shit! up! and then someone sneezes so the show reenacts the scene where Mulan took out the Huns and then our bottom retired villain husbands get to ACTUALLY fucking retire and one of them gets a new sesshomaru wig and it's glorious
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