cryptidfrenzy · 2 days ago
I am a normal person and can be trusted around nuclear waste.
I will NOT try to put any in my mouth :)
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chaoscommissioner · 17 hours ago
I wonder what would happen if I built a maybe one-foot brick wall encasing my front yard, filled it with compost to make a massive raised bed, and then filled it with native edible plants but then like every year I added another layer of bricks and compost and plants to the wall until my house was no longer even visible and trapped in the labyrinth
Like...would my neighbors notice in time to stop me? Would they be forced to journey past my brick-alley of a sidewalk to my front door to complain, all while the plants drip down and loom above their heads? Would my plants escape to annex my rooftop as well, unsatisfied with their previous compound?
Really makes me wonder
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cunty-cryptid · 19 hours ago
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baebeerat · a day ago
Sorry bestie, but you showed too much weakness so I must end you
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thotty-bog-body · 4 months ago
why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher
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peasunflower · 8 months ago
I'm in love with involuntary validation of a relationship. My best friend saying "our spot", my brother saying "our cookie recipe" or my mum saying "our song". Like YES I LOVE YOU TOO. I'm so soft for it.
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muresetivoire · 14 days ago
Melancholic skies and miserable dreams;
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Love isn't a dream but our meer memory
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paradoxicalgoblin · 7 months ago
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today has been a fucking day yall
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cryptid-witch-of-the-moss · 24 days ago
The fake fangs stay on during sex
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smolsnailhugs · a year ago
Listen. Do it for the aesthetic. If you want to fill an entire 20 dollar sketchbook with anatomy drawings fucling do it. If you wanna get lost in the woods and come stumbling home with a bag of dried mushrooms and bones you go goblin dude. You aren't alive to go to work and hurt!! You're alive because bumblebees bump into little flowers and dandelions only open up in the sun! You're alive because cats purr when you pet them and coffee keeps you up all night!! Do everything for the aesthetic!!
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digitalachilles · 6 months ago
reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment
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sanvedna · a year ago
Love is buying someone a book and writing a note to them on the first page
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theinsects · a year ago
there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist
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baebeerat · a day ago
There should be a sims mod that if your child gets taken away the family has nightmares of the kid saying like "mommy why didn't you love me?" and "Was I not good enough to be part of the family?" and your sims are just traumatized. That would be fun I think
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thotty-bog-body · 3 months ago
reptiles really went off with basking on warm rocks. i’ve done it before and honestly? it fucks
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cryptidfrenzy · a month ago
People say ”get lost” like yeah that’s the plan I wanna get lost in the woods and be adopted by the spirits and little creatures there.
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thehistericalsociety · 6 months ago
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I read this everyday, that's what's keeps me going ᵕ̈
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