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ghost-opossum · an hour ago
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Sometimes you just gotta be a nuisance and enjoy every bit of it
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pige0npr1nce · 6 hours ago
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Time management? No thanks I just want to live in an abandoned house in the woods with no schedule to follow
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mothiq · 6 hours ago
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the dream: being a witch living in the middle of dark, dark woods, planting my own herbs and baking and brewing anything i please. the village nearby make tales about me; how dangerous and terrifying I can be, and warning their children to never go anywhere deeper than the outline of the woods, but alas, a brave, lonely kid wanders as far as he can, and stumbles upon my clearing. I give him cookies and let him hang out with Sir Pepper the cat. "what brought u here, kid? didnt your parents tell you to never wander?" I ask him. he looks at me weird. turns out his parents never cared, nor did anyone in the village apparently. the kid becomes my lil companion, helping me with the gardening and learning all kinds of things. I grow old and tell him to take care of my cottage. in turn, he becomes the next "witch of the woods". parents fear him and children love him. he treats everyone the way I treated him. he makes little witches and wizards, faes and nymphs of the local children.
the world becomes magical.
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bastardwench · 10 hours ago
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charcuterie more like shark coochie!!!!
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fennnnrir · 10 hours ago
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gain an advantage over your opponents by having unfair hitboxes on your attacks
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bastardwench · 10 hours ago
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*glues a life sized cardboard cutout of me on the ceiling above your bed that will sometimes whisper "hey bestie" at you*
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bastardwench · 10 hours ago
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I love my bud @moss0ntherocks so much it's like
moss: *says something incredibly stupid*
me:*giggles and twirls hair around finger* soooooo true bestie!!
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stillinthatweirdfaze · 12 hours ago
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Me: ”oh no I’m too anxious to be on stage I can’t do anything right and I’d probably not even like it”
me after doing one successful mandatory presentation in class: “I’M A FUCCIN GENIUS, a visionary perhaps? I KILLED THAT SO FUCCIN HARD I AM SO HOT AND COOL AND SMART AND GOOD AT SHIT. Ohhhoho it feels great to be the pinocle of god’s creation, feels wonderful to be the next mind of our generation. IM A GAY MAD SCIENTIST WITH A SENSE OF THEATRICS IM A VICTORIAN LAWER TAKING DOWN THE MAD SCIENTIST WITH THE SENSE OF THEATRICS, DUALITY OF MAN BITCH. I fuck so hard I’m so cool.”
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awful-beast · 13 hours ago
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Fuck you *steals all your left socks*
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gay-war-crimes · 14 hours ago
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Will you ever just be sitting in a quite room and just start thinking
I could scream rn and just pretend nothing happened... like no one could stop me...
Cause I think like that alot
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feral-gremlinsoup · 18 hours ago
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Found this lil guy today!
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fennnnrir · 19 hours ago
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Bitch (affectionate)
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thelunaireyew · 22 hours ago
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nobody:
me and my friends playing chess online consuming each others pieces
(me and my friends playing chess online consuming each other pieces)
@50-frogs-in-a-trenchcoat @the-god-of-mushrooms
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corvidjuice · a day ago
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No one tell the lady of the lake that I’ve been talking to the ghost at the crossroads okay?
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