Quiet
Y/N: damn, ive been quiet. I better start some shit
*in the hanggar of the stark tower*
Tony: whos buring my tower?!
Natasha: Y/N, what the hell!
Wanda: oh my god!
*Y/N laughs like a maniac in front of a fire with her arms spread out*
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These are the official genders btw:
• black cat with 3+ eyes
• fresno nightcrawler
• mothman
• [redacted]
• not deer
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any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife
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It's always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles,did you have fun digging up my corpse?'.
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*mischievous giggle*
*scurries back into darkness on all fours*
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that’s not very “fully developed frontal cortex” of you
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I love when people tell me stories of themselves from when they were a kid. Like yes i love the kid you. The kid you and kid me would have been such good friends. We would have shared our bouncy rubber ball collection and climbed trees. We would have laughed at crows and made stone masterpieces. We would have saved up 5 coins to get lollipops together. I wish I met you earlier.
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