#chaotic baby

[clairedelune-13]

Rare smiling Crowley 🥺

#look at him #chaotic baby #anthony j crowley #good omens 2 #david tennant

[linefelcei]

"Mom's not here and dad's busy, let's go on a run, Mel!" 🏃‍♀️💨

#STOP BRINGING UR BABY SISTER TO BATTLE ZAG HOW MANY TIMES- #Zag and Mel would be such a chaotic fun sibling duo during the runs #but everyone is like #Zag u fool but we love you #but its ok zag is a pro at this point and he'll protect lil melon #hades game #hades fanart #fanart #digitalart #doodle #digital art #hades 2 #zagreus #melinoë

[happyhappyfantrolls]

*hands melano a bag of gummy worms*

So what's the gossip around imagination town?

"Hmpf, do you really think you can bribe me with this? I'm not in kindergarten anymore." Melano huffed as he crossed his tiny arms and turned around, but after a few seconds he took the bag and immediately started to eat.

"Ok, you got me here. I'll tell you." He mumbled, munching the gummy worms. "Seashell market is no more profitable, old news, but still news. It was replaced by acorns and leaves from the nearby woods. My personal opinion - it's ruining our economics."

As he finished gossiping, he gave the empty bag to anon. "Bring me more and I'll tell you more rumors."

#answer #answered #anon #anonymous #its been a while melano and you didnt change at all xd #chaotic baby

[nerdpoe]

Batman goes into the Infinite Realms to speak with the dead Lord of Time-he leaves with more than he realizes.

He feels...off. Hungrier than normal. Moodier.

If he's not in Gotham he actually starts to feel faint.

But if he's fighting crime in Gotham he tires more easily, like he's doing three times the amount of work than normal.

And then there's feeling like the city itself is...helping him?

Arkham hasn't been more secure. Joker keeps trying to escape but every attempt is foiled. Major players can't do big schemes, as something always goes wrong.

Harley catches up to him one day as he's catching his breath, and eyeballs him.

"...Huh. You too huh?"

Batman doesn't understand.

"Like with Canary. Like with me. Didn't know you was trans, but I guess it's your turn to be up the duff."

Batman wishes he still didn't understand.

But he'd gone to an impossible place before this happened, and he calls up the closest magic user he can.

And yup.

In his chest, there's three Cores-the integral heart of a being from the Infinite Realms.

Zatanna says that they're gathering strength, energy; enough to manifest physical forms.

The triplets are due in two months. Apparently, they'll just pop into existence in front of him.

Batman...is actually prepared, this was contingency 74-51-A-2.84. He has contingencies for everything.

It's amazing how few people understand that.

His family, less prepared.

With the exception of Tim, they are...well. They're freaking the fuck out.

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #the cores are the dannies #danni #danny #and dan #the chaotic three #will they pop into existence as babies #or as teens? #idk up to whoever picks this up #does this count as mpreg? #no like seriously does this count? #fuck it #mpreg #there #crackfic #crack prompt

[p1nkshield]

More of what happened to one Richard Grayson after teaching his siblings the art of weaponized cuteness.

Tim: Hey Dick? Bruce locked me out of the computer again what’s the password?

Dick: I’m sorry Timbers I can’t tell you.

Tim: *inexplicably resembles a sad sickly victorian boy despite being able to take down multiple criminals at once* okay…

Dick: -_-… the password is souperMaN123

Tim: Thank you!

Damian: Grayson! I am in need of the Batmobile.

Dick: No driving! You are a baby.

Damian: Richard.. may I please drive the Batmobile?

Dick: *handing over keys* what have I done?

Jason: Hey, can I-

Dick: No! You cannot make a flamethrower machine gun!

Jason: Spoil sport! What kind of big brother are you?

Dick:

Dick sits despondent as Damian drives a lap around the bat cave, Tim hacks into lex’s database and Jason’s sixth prototype explodes.

Dick: this may have been a mistake.

#dick grayson #batfam #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #tim drake #poor Dick never thought this is how he’d be repayed #perhaps this is payback for when he was a chaotic baby?

[techwrecker]

What is Star Wars, if not a space dad and his adopted chaotic child?

#not pictured kid luke and obi #star wars #star wars the clone wars #star wars the mandalorian #the clone wars #the mandalorian #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #star wars obiwan kenobi #obiwan kenobi #hunter and omega #mando and grogu #baby yoda #anakin and ahsoka #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #tbb omega #tbb hunter #star wars is literally just a space dad and their chaotic child

[bruciemilf]

Dad! Harvey and baby Jason wip!!!

Don’t :) Upset :) the baby :) mkay?

#Harvey specifically tells his goons not to harm his ex’s chaotic ass children #(his kids too) #if you break that rule you’re dead meat #PROTECTIVE HARVEY MY BELOVED #harvey dent #two face #twodad #dc two face #jason todd #baby jason todd #digital art #dc comics #fanart #art

[faerieicetea]

yes, my comfort book is also the book that completely destroyed me and yes, i'll keep recommending it to people

#this is the same for tv shows #banana fish #given #art heist baby #looking for alaska #light academia #classic academia #romantic academia #dark academia #light academia aesthetic #chaotic academia #cottage academia #dark academic aesthetic #academic #books and coffee #books and poetry #book aesthetic #books and literature #bookaddict #booklr #bookblr #books #spilled words #spilled pages #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled writing #spilled tears #studyblr #study aesthetic

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 71

Klarion is delighted, excited, impatient, and so very happy. He’s found a friend, not the justice league baby-crew who don’t know how to make friends properly or the order-magician who doesn’t play right, but another realm-being his age! They’re even around the same death-date, his is just a couple years earlier! But to beings who aren’t adults until they’re well into the hundreds that’s practically nothing!

His new friend even has a familiar too- even if he has to explain what a familiar is- and, and even shares his two other friends with him! 

He’s been in this world for what feels like so long trying to make friends and he’s made three in just a month! And they even know how to properly play and wrestle without targeting Teekl like a certain order lord who he doesn’t like. 

Oh! Hey it’s the justice league kiddy-crew! Were they feeling neglected or something?

#chaotic friendship au #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #klarion is roughly 4 years older in death years than danny #he found another baby ancient godling! #klarion is trying to cause mischief and play but there's a big culture clash #he's very confused why the young justice team only come for playdates whenever he pulls pranks #But now they've come over for a playdate all on their own!! #Phantom look at them they're learning he's so proud! #Someone: Klarion is very childish & destructive- #Tucker and Sam: He's only six stop being mean to him and his emotional support cat >:/ #Danny is delighted to have a friend whose also down for pranks and chaos but who understands he also has things like school #Realms familiars are emotional support animals that help their respective being #Since realms beings are usually half emotions (at least in core) hurting a familiar hurts their 'ghost' too #Danny's rogues just saw new door open and wanted to play #I mean look at them they're all like 30 years old at most #to the infinite realms that's like nothing #The fentons punched a hole in reality in the equivalent of one of the daycare areas of the zone that formed *after* they had put Pariah the #klarion the witch boy #danny fenton #Danny & Klarion when meeting Ellie: Its free battle friend #Dan will be so confused because in his timeline he never became friends with this other... holy fuck is this another halfa-

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #112

Jazz knew something was different about her. She could control plants to some degree almost like Poison Ivy but not as powerful. She was finally on her way to getting her degree in Gotham with her little brother whom was also adopted by her side. Of course this was when things get messy as Jazz gets caught during a rouge attack and comes face to face with Poison Ivy. Jazz doesn’t know how but Poison Ivy is her birth mom, of course Ivy and her girlfriend Harley bring Jazz and Danny back to their place and surprise Harley is Danny’s birth mom but she refuses to reveal who the dad is. Jazz on the other hand gets told she technically doesn’t have a dad and her biology is closer to that of a plants.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #poor danny #writing prompt #Who’s Danny’s dad? Maybe Bruce maybe the Joker you decide! #Of course they sent their baby’s away from the chaotic city of Gotham #Jazz is Poison Ivys daughter #Danny is Harleys son

[knightinink]

hey did you guys know I really love him

#he’s so chaotic yet charming #he’s baby #little guy #fizzarolli #blitzo #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers

[carpetbug]

more Duvet brain rot! Gotta have a lie at the ready when you time travel to take care of your literal inner child 🐇

and a bonus

#carpetbug art #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous fanart #bunny!chloe #chloe bourgeois #chloe #duvet #duvet: what I do in my burrow is my business and no one elses #ladybug: ITS A LITERAL FUCKING TIME MACHINE WHY WOULD THAT NOT BE OUR BUSINESS #you can really see i gave up on the last two panels <3 i love and hate drawing this shit is both awesome and so dumb at the same time #anyways baby chloe is hard to draw and so is crying WHEN ITS ALL SIMPLE AND TINY #ignore me i just make myself do things the hardest possible way every time #i know the burrow is the same for all rabbit holders but idk. Duvets burrow is all disorganized and chaotic to me

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Photo evidence part 5

Tim had a system.

Get up, check the photo evidence account for crimes to send to the GCPD, go to school, Ignore everything, go home, then go out to follow the Bats (while getting more evidence at the same time). it was efficient, it worked well and he even found time to eat and relax.

Sadly he had to stop this system for a bit to spend on getting stuff for his debut, and finally after a week+ he’d had just gotten enough blackmail and evidence and Reputation to go after a big (Evil) CEO who was visiting Gotham for only one week.

this was his chance! He would’ve sent out the info when the CEO left the city and country and then the people would know that Gotham, and the people who live in it, were his! To let people know that whoever crosses Gotham crosses Photo evidence. And that Photo evidence can end your career no matter where you are, can let the police know every. Single. Secret. You have, in SECONDS.

See Tim had sent a few public anonymous threats message to this CEO’s security team. Then paid a few street kids to spreed the info that it was Photo evidence that did it. he’d even personally gone out and got some huge dirt on the guy, Seriously just one time shut the blinds when you do something illegal!

Then his Cameras (people who send photos to his account) had gotten the memo that this guy was the target. He’s got more blackmail than he thought he would. But hey, why wouldn’t he? Gotham knows that the people he goes after are bad, and the fact that they can get the evidence themselves proves it. (And proves how willing Gothamites are to get on rooftops like he knew it was easy, he does it all the time, but shouldn’t Batman or Robin spot one of them at lest once?)

Tim was gonna let ALL the info out in three day. Ruining this CEO’s life, make him an example for what’s to come. He’s just hoping that Batman and Robin don’t find out and stop him…

(It doesn’t mean anything that lately he’s been hearing rumors that Batman has gotten a little aggressive, and had been patrolling alone…..

But that’s not unnatural! Maybe Robin had just got hurt… it doesn’t matter that he’d hadn’t.. actually… seen the new Robin, Jason, in a while… He had been busy on this project for over a month now and hasn’t got a chance to stalk them, But surely Jason’s alright? There’s no need to worry-)

“-Right?”

#tim drake #red robin #batfam #batfamily #robin #batman #dc comics #unhinged tim drake #chaotic tim drake #photo evidence au #robin and batman #Jason todd #batman au #batfam au #batfam angst #stalker tim drake #tim drake is a liar #tim drake is a menace #sleep deprived tim drake #baby stalker tim drake #dc robin #timothy drake #tim drake wayne #tim drake robin

[triona-tribblescore]

OFMD X ROTTMNT AU

Still gotta think of a name for this au... But! More designs~ Can't wait to put these silly guys into sillier situations. Excited to put their stories into comic form, whenever the heck that'll be. For now, I'll just let the brain rot do its work :)

Bonus silly tea time as a treat <3

Leo and Usagi page here!

#Our flag means death au #rottmnt au #my sillies #i love them #mikey has zero thoughs #donnie is done with this shit #raph needs a break #april needs therapy or something idk wtf is up with her chaoticness in this but its MEGA BABY #usagi cant drink tea for shit #mans aint fancy at allll #THE BIRD IS CALLED ICE CREAM KITTY AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #rottmnt usagi #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt april #rottmnt #our flag means death #tribbleart #tribblleart #anlfm #a ninjas life for me

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More chaotic Nimona headcanons

Whenever Ambrosius and Nimona want to mess with Bal they do a poor imitation of his accent

Or they’ll use British slang with an American accent 

You’d think this would get boring or the duo would get tired of this

But no

Watching this grown man’s cheeks inflate like a puffer fish never gets old 

One day Bal decided to get back at them by speaking in an American accent

This went on for the whole day and whenever the duo mentioned it he just looked at them like they were crazy

He pretends like it never happened and when the duo brings it up he’ll give them that same look

Ambrosius and Nimona go back and forth between knowing he’s fucking with them and questioning if they imagined it 

Sometimes when he thinks they’re forgetting he’ll say in an American accent “Do you remember when I” and then he’ll stop talking and walk away

It’ll send them spiraling for days 

I find immense joy in the idea that the trio not taking shit from anyone and messing with reporters for fun

One reporter got a little too comfortable with Nimona and asked her to explain in detail her “origin story” and how her shifting works

Like she's some fictional superhero and not a person standing in front of them 

So he straight up acted like he had no idea what the reporter was talking about 

And when he told them that he saw them shift as they walked in they replied in a concerned tone "Sir I have no idea what you're talking about"

And slowly but surely Nimona started to convince the reporter and the crew that they didn't save the kingdom

Shapeshifters don’t exist and they were here to discuss the economic crisis the kingdom was experiencing

And the moment when she knew that she had convinced them all she shifted to look like the reporter and walked out of the room without saying a word

No one in that room kept their job

A lot of people like to act like Bal is a hero not because he helped save the kingdom but because he’s an amputee

They act like he’s someone with an expiration date simply because he’s disabled and often treat him like he’s incompetent 

So he messes with them

A lot of these reporters will insinuate all the things I mentioned but they’ll never say it outright 

So he’ll pretend like he doesn’t know he’s an amputee

He’ll slowly manipulate them until they have no choice but to say outright that they’re treating him like he’s less than human because of his disability

And then he’ll act like he’s just discovering that he’s disabled 

Saying some “Oh my Gods my arm is gone… OH MY GODS IT’S GONE” 

People stopped mentioning the arm after that 

There was one reporter who was really outspoken about the fact that the “Golden Boy” was so easily manipulated by the Director 

And was questioning if someone so easily swayed should have a hand in rebuilding their society

Ambrosius finally sat down with an interview with this dude and the reporter just starts digging into him

Hammering him with questions like “Why didn’t you see through the Director’s lies” “Why did you lead the manhunt against Bal” and “Where were you when the wall fell”

And Ambrosius starts throwing out questions of his own like “Weren’t you very close friends with the Director and weren’t you very outspoken on social media supporting her” “Why were you saying and I quote ‘we need that gutter rats head on a spike’” and finally “what were you doing when the wall fell?” 

And this man had receipts too

He was basically silent when Ambrosius was brought up after this incident

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #I love these chaotic dorks #we love some gaslighting bitches #yes baby mess with the media #fuck with their heads

[cloned-eyes]

Three racoons in a trench coat aka Captain Gregor

#star wars #captain gregor #star wars the clone wars #the bad batch #clone fanart #clone trooper #eyes draws #i had so much fun #the hair is a bit long but idgaf #he cute #chaotic baby boy #yes you get trash man gregor #he brings the energy i need in my life #yes he has pierced nips