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greenteacryptid · 6 months
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This environment is incredibly hostile to a creature such as myself (there are fluorescent lights)
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mosscoveredclown · 2 years
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"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier
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going-to-superhell · 2 years
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The fake fangs stay on during sex
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some observations i have made lately
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rockystuff · 8 months
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chaotic academia stuff!!!!
oversized clothes
THE DEEPEST EYEBAGS POSSIBLE
eating food that should be microwaved cold because who has the time?
bathing in a cold pond/river when going on nature trips
shoes that are falling apart but can't be thrown away because they've become more than a simple materialistic possession, they've became a companion in many of your unreasonable trips, so unreasonable they've made you feel alive for the first time in quite a lot. Also there's funny little drawing on them.
so. much. tea.
and of the weirdest flavors too
taking notes but not being able to read them later 'cause you forgot how to write halfway thru
"dresscode: Elegant"? Not on my watch
no I'm not coming to the party... wait, what?... there's gonna be alcohol?... WELL THEN I SUPPOSE-
favorite film: an Asian underground production named "bogloglo" which only comes in original language with portuguese subtitles, but understood the meaning of it thanks to the western music and the exaggerated expressions. It's also been watched only by about 4 people before the only ever existing copy got eaten by a pig.
do you want to debate politics in a constructing and not threatening and bigoted way? hell yeah
"video meliora proboque, deteriora sequor." (I see and approve the better things, but I follow the worse.)
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woefullysapphic · 10 months
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saw this in the bathroom at a bar and it made me smile bc i was already feeling cute >:D
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To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting something in return. To just give. That takes courage.
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witchknightblue · 10 months
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Me: I'm a very knowledgeable witch, I take it very seriously
Also me, wielding a moon water-soaked tea towel at the bad energies in my house: GO ON, GIT, YA BASTARDS
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poindexters-labratory · 11 months
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onlyhereforchaos · 1 year
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I’m sorry I displaced “some pretty disturbing behaviour” in front of you I was experiencing brainrot
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greenteacryptid · 10 months
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I feel that, inherently, my teeth should be sharper.
To match my vibe
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mosscoveredclown · 2 years
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we support feral manwhores on this page
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yummybongwater · 2 years
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going-to-superhell · 9 months
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The best part is that this isn’t the first time he tried this
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there are no rules to what's a trinket. you find something and it's pretty/meaningful to you then damn, that's a pretty good trinket.
however, trinkets must never be stolen. always make sure you are only in possession of ethically sourced trinkets.
here are some of my trinkets.
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caffiendbard · 9 months
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give me your best bastardcore goblincore cryptidcore shoe laces. they dont even have to be shoe laces. anything to tie your shoes with. give me them, hand em over.
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