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racetrackscigar · 2 years

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Okay, so yesterday I found a Ralbert youtuber AU ( it's called Chaotic Red and Radioactive Racer and it's by @ tarantulas4davey ) and I have no idea how long it's been since it started but I have been binge reading these posts.

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH

I'm litterally obsessed with this and I think I actually got a cavity because of how SWEET this is.😭😭😭

I've lost sleep over this but I don't care because it's so worth it💀💀💀

If you want your life to get better read this

I think it's the first post about it, but if you go on the #chaotic red and radioactive racer (all in one tag), you will find so much more

#Newsies #livesies #ralbert #albert dasilva #racetrack higgins #albert newsies #racetrack newsies #THEY ARE SO CUTE #you will never find something better than this #headcanons #newsies headcanons #youtuber au #racetrack higgins headcanon #albert dasilva headcanon

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moth-based-cryptology · 2 years

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RACE FOR THE 4 HC THING

jac my beloved you have made a DREADFUL mistake i’m so mean to race

tw for headcanon c !!!!

vague mentions of death, murder, violence, alcoholism and loss :))))

headcanon a: realistic

race is an insomniac. he can’t sleep. this is borderline canon “them fire sirens kept me awake all night” but. i think he is the person that regardless of era will be found by jack or albert sitting on the fire escape at 4am cause he couldn’t sleep. oh also he’s in love with albert but that feels a bit obvious coming from me ngl

headcanon b: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

he gets into a lot of fights just because he has a very loud mouth and it makes people angry, but the unrealistic part is that he WINS a lot of fights he didn’t even start. is his technique good? no. but doesn’t he get hit as much as he hits? no !!! and that’s all that matters !!!!

headcanon c: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

this is literally just the canon backstory for half my race stories ngl. he grew up with an alcoholic abusive father, an absent but loving mother, and a little sister he ADORED. when he was 8 or 9, his dad unalived his mom and sister while he was at school and hurt him when he got home before he ran away, and his dad was arrested. he was in foster care for a year or so before he ended up with medda and charlie, and jack got there about 2 years after that <3

headcanon d: unrealistic, but i will disregard canon about it because i reject canon reality and substitute my own

i mean literally 90% of my hcs pls point me towards anything canon era i’ve ever expanded on. he’s a youtuber. him and albert actually get married. he’s a math genius. he’s got a shit ton of dumb patchwork tattoos, not to mention his fair share of stick n pokes. he’s deeply affected by music but hates his singing voice so he started dancing instead. has the entirety of the hsm franchise memorized. he can’t drive for shit. i could go on but i feel like i’ve made my point.

THANK YOU I MISSED LIL HC LISTS LIKE THAT ILYSM JAC MWAH

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driftsetadrift · 7 years

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[ ⚘ ] — RP Character Stat Sheet

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PASS it on to your mutuals for a better understanding of their characters.

TAGGED BY: @knightofcybertron

BASICS —

♦ Designation: Drift ♦ Face Claim: None/never bothered ♦ Age: by human standards late 20s early 30s ♦ Gender: Mech- would call himself male as and organic ♦ Nationality/Race: Cybertronian ♦ Place of Creation: Dead end- Rodion ♦ Creation Date: He’s not really sure. Doesn’t really celebrate it ♦ Sun Sign: Again he’s not sure, probably sometime in the fall months however. It was cold when he was created... ♦ Residence: Hopes Beacon* Personal ship, nomadic. ♦ Marital Status: Lonely as slag ♦ Alignment: Chaotic good but attempting to be less chaotic however

LIKES —

♦ Drink: Energon- highgrade calls a ‘spicy bumper’ ♦ Food: Sweets that he makes ♦ Day or Night: Morning and dusk ♦ Snack: Rust sticks and energon pastries ♦ Song: Radioactive- imagine dragons ♦ Quote: (mun is not very good at this kind of thing so ignoring this. Probably something profound that he doesn’t understand however.)

♦ Historical Character: None ♦ Colors: Reds ♦ Pet/Animal: If he could a turbofox. He just likes them! ♦ Books: Old stories and myths. ♦ Flower: His little crystal trees when they bloom ♦ Sexuality: He prefers mechs to femmes

LOOKS —

♦ Frame Type: racer ♦ Optic Color: blue currently/ yellow naturally ♦ Hair Color: as a human white or very pale blond ♦ Skin Color: Probably way too pale or a tiny bit tanned ♦ Body Reference: No one specifically, average/athletic? ♦ Beauty Scale: Smokin~

TAGGING

@thatspikybastard @omalahsocs @xthesexiestjetx @resignedwarlord

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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Youtuber!Ralbert Au - Part Two

once again inspired by the wonderful and fabulous @we-are-inevitable and you can find her original concept here

part one to this series can be found here

and my valentine’s concept can be found here

i finally did it guys are you proud ✨

LETS DO THIS THING

now that we’re here, i realized i forgot some vital information last time (aka i hadn’t come up with it yet but ranting to jorja helped me solidify the world thank you mother goose)

so race’s online handle is radioactive racer, and albert’s is, as we know, chaotic red

both of these come from when they were in middle school and had just made vine accounts

albert’s entire account was just videos of race doing dumb shit while he cackled in the background

race’s was just memes

but because this was middle school, race looks WILDLY DIFFERENT compared to now

he was in his full dyed hair and guyliner phase, and before he grew 8 inches the summer before freshman year, so he’s fairly unrecognizable in the vines of him (plus,,,, they were dumb 13 year olds, only their friends saw their vines)

but there’s just,,,, an account full of very cringe videos of 7th grade racetrack higgins on the internet that nobody’s connected to them yet, so we’ll do something with that eventually

now back to your regularly scheduled programming ✨

so race and ‘red’ announced they were dating about a month ago, and it’s getting increasingly difficult to make sure al’s face isn’t visible in any clips

also both of their channels are gaining more traction, and race is getting recognized more in public (which he adores, i might add)

but it means that eventually someone’s going to make the connection between the redhead race is walking around with and chaotic red

so despite how anxious it makes him

how genuinely terrified he is that he won’t live up to expectations and everyone will be disappointed

he decides to post a Q&A video to his channel and reveal his identity

it starts with him adjusting the focus onto the couch in their living room, before his stocky frame, black sabbath shirt, jewelry and freckles walk on screen, and he sits down

if anybody had any idea what to expect, the crooked grin, lip ring and custom snapback probably weren’t terribly high on their list

he lets out a breath and his grin gets a bit wider, before he waves into the camera “hey guys! so,,,, this is probably a bit out of left field, but i wanted to properly introduce myself. i’m albert, nice to meet you, but please, call me red.”

his eyes flicker to behind the camera and he rolls his eyes slightly at race’s chuckling that barely audible to the audience

“don’t you dare laugh at me, i’ve never done this before!”

“you’re doing great babe, you’re just a massive dork.”

“stuff it, blondie.”

al can’t really hold back his laughter, not completely, so he huffs a bit before turning back to the camera and properly answer questions to “let the people get to know me”

the dynamic from race’s original video revealing their roommates is flipped

the audience finally getting to see that albert’s grin pulls up slightly farther on the left side than the right

or that he fidgets with his lip ring when he’s thinking through an answer

or the utterly s o f t look he has in his eyes when he looks at racer, one that seriously doesn’t match his mischievous expression or abrasive voice

he answers questions with more ease than he expected, excited to finally be sharing, but once it comes time to hit upload he freezes

“race i don’t think i can do this”

“of course you can sweetheart, everyone already loves you”

“but what if they’re disappointed? what if i’m not cool or interesting or attractive enough? what if-“

“al i k n o w you did not just look at me with t h a t face and claim to not be ‘attractive enough’. attractive enough for who, red? people that are gonna say mean shit anyway?”

al ends up hitting the upload button and promptly hitting his forehead on his desk in anguish cause holy shit what’d i just do

all his worrying ends up being for nothing because everyone absolutely adores him and won’t stop saying how p r o u d they are and how pretty he is

“i told you, dumbass. you’re the prettiest person i know.”

“stop it, you sap.”

he starts using face cams for his (and race’s, when he’s on the chaotic red channel) gameplays and his focused face is s o c u t e

race finally doesn’t have to be sneaky or beg him to take pictures anymore

race is also incredibly excited to not have to aggressively edit all his videos to make sure you can’t see al’s face/hear his name in any of them

race “accidentally” leaves the clip of them slow dancing in the kitchen to ed sheeran in the vlog right after the face reveal

when al next films a sit down video, race is behind the camera, and they’re going through old pictures of albert from childhood (most of them have race in them too, he might as well be there)

this is when the fans discover albert blushes when he’s embarrassed

this video is also how everyone connects the old chaotic red vine account to them and race is m o r t i f i e d

they make it to a picture of them just after they got together, race leaning into albert’s side loosing his shit at something jack is doing off camera, but in-the-picture albert is too busy looking completely head over heels for race to notice whatever they’re doing over there

al just grins and looks up at race with the same stupid mushy expression

“that’s when i knew i was really in love with you”

you can basically hear race m e l t behind the camera and he just tackles al into a hug on the couch and it’s SUCH a cute couple-y moment

“yeah, and you were calling m e the sap earlier. s u r e, whatever helps you sleep at night, albie.”

“it ain’t sappy if it’s true, tonio.”

and editing-al cuts it off, but race had untucked his face from al’s neck and dragged him into a kiss

when he finally got back to filming, al may or may not have had to use cover up on his neck to make it less conspicuous, but that’s neither here nor there to be honest

also this isn’t a necessary addition but every once in awhile race or al will forget to cover up marks on their necks before filming and get absolutely ROASTED on twitter

i have a thousand more ideas for this au so i promise i will be making more at some point but here’s ✨this✨ for now

lmk if you want me to add you to a tag list or whatever cause i’m down with that

ok fín

#newsies #livesies #albert dasilva #racetrack higgins #never not read the tags #ralbert #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #jack kelly #is mentioned #chaotic red and radioactive racer #also that last tag is their official tag from now on #i love they #they <3 #come get yall juice #finally doing the whole making consistent content thing #ta da

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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Youtuber!Ralbert Au

originally done by the lovely @we-are-inevitable you can find the original concept here

part two to this series can be found here

and my valentine’s hcs can be found here

ok so let’s set up the basics first

albert is a faceless gaming youtuber known for his voice (thing corpse husband but instead of how deep it is it’s cause of his distinct accent)

race is a vlogger/lifestyle youtuber who makes chaotic content that shows off his bubbly personality p e r f e c t l y

they also happen to be roommates (and boyfriends, but that’s not public just yet)

at first, their fan bases were pretty separate, as their content didn’t really mix

until one day race posts a video of him trying on outfits picked by his subscribers through twitter (video inspo by phil lester here)

and he brings in his vague, never-shown-on-camera roommate that he mentions occasionally in vlogs to help him

enter, albert dasilva (aka chaotic red on twitch/youtube)

now albert’s voice is distinct, especially to his fans considering it’s the only thing about him that’s consistently in videos

so IMMEDIATELY the comments are full of “holy shit is chaotic red race’s mysterious roommate omg-“

the whole video is full of playful banter and fond looks from race to behind the camera, and waY MORE LAUGHTER FROM RED THAN ANY OF HIS SUBS ARE USED TO

it’s basically a goldmine for albert’s fans cause it’s the first time he’s out of his usual element of video games

and about 2 days after the video drops, albert tags race on his public twitter saying their going live on twitch to play among us with their friends

(friends meaning all of the other newsies, who in this au are also youtubers)

THIS TURNS OUT TO BE ANOTHER ABSOLUTE GOLDMINE FOR THE FANS

apparently, the thing about al’s laughter in race’s video wasn’t “red being out of his element,” it was the fact race was there making him laugh

cause this stream is the happiest they’ve EVER heard red be (albert usually plays horror games and among us, there’s just a lot of yelling and swearing and a bit of banter in usual gameplays)

he’s joking with everyone more than normal, you can practically HEAR him smiling, and race is making him genuinely laugh every couple minutes with his stupid one liners and general confusion at “how to video game”

albert is really lucky his alias comes from the face race nicknamed him “red” in middle school, cause race manages not to accidentally call him by his real name at any point during the stream

it’s actually al who makes a mistake

now it’s not an “i accidentally revealed my secret identity mistake live on stream” mistake-

no, it’s almost w o r s e

he calls race babe, live on stream to thousands of people, more than once

twitter absolutely looses its shit, as expected

race may or may not have sat on their living room floor laughing his ass off at what he can see of albert’s distressed expression as he lays face down on their couch

yeah let’s just say the next week he’s in race’s vlog again (kinda? like his voice is in it but he’s still not ready for his face to be all over everywhere just yet)

now albert’s fans have a vague description of him, the basics of sorts, and the voice to guess his general region of origin

they know he’s stockier and muscly, got red hair and hazel eyes, covered in freckles (he may or may not get compared to a weasley or two on twitter more consistently then he cares to admit)

but racer’s fans know A LOT about him, he’s a lifestyle vlogger ffs, it’s his j o b to share his life

so long story short there’s a segment in race’s vlog where they’re just like “yeah we’re dating and have been since junior year of highschool it be like that lmao”

and the rest of the vlog is just them doing domestic shit? like albert’s face is off camera but for the first time you can s e e him on camera

they bake cookies at one point and you can see his trademark necklace race got him for graduation when he was 18, his troye sivan concert tee that he’s cut the sleeves off of, the freckles all over and the fact he wears stacks of bracelets on both wrists and his hands are covered in rings

you can see the scar on his shoulder from when he jumped the fence sneaking out to hang with race freshman year, and the semicolon tattoo on the side of his right hand

you can see his personality, not just hear it, and believe me he’s got SO MUCH OF IT

he’s funny and witty and he teases race like nobody else does and his fans can finally see the way he leans back and laughs with his whole body when race does something stupid

all of their fans are slowly combining, cause race shows up on the chaotic red gaming channel more often from dramatically popular request (and the fact albert loves making fun of him for having no idea what he’s doing

and albert is in almost all of race’s vlogs at least once, because he’s a massive part of race’s life and he’s finally allowed to share that piece that was missing

the amount of fan content made for the two of them is ASTRONOMICAL (think jenna marbles and julien solomita levels of fan content, it’s two massive fanbases combining and theyre so hyped up)

they’re just happy vibing together on youtube once they finally start posting together, and absolutely nobody’s complaining about it

and if they have to do a little extra editing cause of kisses on camera or impromptu slow dances in the kitchen or race accidentally saying albie, then it’s worth the extra work for how happy everyone is

lmk if i should do more of this cause i love this au more than anything

also seriously go follow jac their blog is one of my favorites and everything they write is pure gold

fín :)

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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youtuber au race makes albert make thirst trap tiktoks with him and it starts completely ironically as a joke but then the fans (aka simps) go crazy on twitter so they just keep doing it and it becomes a weekly tradition

this is- yeah honestly i could see it happening

half of the thirst traps are literally just albert lip syncing in the mirror their fans are simple creatures (i’m one too it’s ok besties) but when he actually tries?????? EVERYONE DIES INCLUDING RACE (read: especially race)

race just has ‘i make thirst traps’ energy but if you tell him that he’ll hit you

#newsies #livesies #never not read the tags #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #chandler’s ✨losing it✨#chandler out of context #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #chaotic red and radioactive racer #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #yeah they would do this #disappointed but not surprised

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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youtuber au my beloved........

thinking about.....race having a rough day....and he goes into albert's stream and like..,,,,,cuddles him from behind and it's very obvious that something is wrong so al immediately stops whatever he's doing (even if it means dying in the game) to comfort race a helping him feel better

this also works vice versa. chat goes wild either way. i love these dorks

mars this is god tier🙏🙏

- race is cuddly by nature, but more so when he’s upset about something. if he was out for a project and came home upset and albert happens to be on stream, he’ll just walk up behind al’s chair and hug on him and hide his face in albert’s neck. albert knows something’s wrong cause he didn’t say hi to chat or start yelling about something or try to make him blush, so he just clicks out of the round of among us (cause he died anyway) and tells the boys to give him a minute in discord. he spins his chair around and pulls race into his lap and they just sort of hug and chill and he lets race unwind while he talks to chat and race will slowly get more animated and into the conversation and you can tell albert knows his plan worked cause he keeps doing that cheesy lil secret smile at race and watching him talk to chat and laugh and sjhdbdhd he’s so in love. chat doesn’t mention it right away but twitter DOES roast him for being so mushy

- albert’s a bit different, he more curls in on himself when he’s upset cause (as per low self esteem) on bad days he usually feels like he doesn’t deserve affection even though he craves it, so race knows something is up when al d o e s n t give him a hug and a kiss but just pops his head into the game room for a sec to say hi before running to grab his water and sit down next to him. race doesn’t really ask or draw any attention to it, but when al sits down he leans over and kisses al’s cheek and holds his hand while they talk to chat and after a bit race starts another round and al’s watching with his head on race’s shoulder and race dies like,,,, immediately cause they’re playing hide n seek and he’s distracted by al being cute. al warms up a bit and smiles and laughs more as the stream goes on but they still end it a bit early and go watch al’s favorite movie (aka creed) and order bad takeout and cuddle cause it makes al feel better. also lots of compliments from race cause he knows al needs it more on bad days and ekdhjd they’re so cute

this was so much fluffier than i intended but i’m not mad about it i love them :,,)

#newsies #livesies #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #never not read the tags #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #chaotic red and radioactive racer #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #chandler’s ✨losing it✨#i love they <3 #they’re so cute #friends #my dear moots #also followers #please never stop sending these #they are my lifeblood

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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race gets bored one night while alberts streaming so he goes in the stream room and just starts babbling in italian bc he knows it flusters him and al has no idea what he’s saying but he LOVES it meanwhile race is just saying shit like milk and shoe and bathtub

omg this is so in character skhdjehd

- race had been late to stream cause he was helping jack with an art video and he comes back with dinner cause he knows albert hasn’t eaten cause he’s streaming

- he’s tired but he always hangs around to talk to chat with albert while they eat and then for at least an hour. sometimes he plays, sometimes he doesn’t. this time they’ve got a full house for among us so he just watches.

- race is the kind of person that talks more and more as he gets more tired, and eventually it gets kind of nonsensical and random, and because he’s bilingual he’ll forget the words he needs in english and will just replace them with italian

- that’s how it starts, he’s just tiredly babbling to chat and he forgets a word or two in english and instinctively replaces them with italian, and albert literally chokes on air

- so instead of babbling in english with a bit of italian, he babbles in half italian-half english, so chat can still mostly understand him but he’s adding enough for it to be consistent

- and albert suddenly looses 5 rounds in a row cause he can’t focus and race is just smugly smiling and pretending he has no idea what he’s doing whenever albert glares at him

- eventually chat just starts feeding race words to say in italian so they can watch albert’s reaction, and most of them random and nonsensical but race will randomly throw in pet names he actually uses for albert and it makes al goes 10 shades of red

yeah ✨italian race✨ owns my heart and soul <3

thank you so much for the ask !!!

#newsies #livesies #albert dasilva #racetrack higgins #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #chaotic red and radioactive racer #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #italian race 🥰#i live to embarrass albert what can i say #this isn’t mentioned above #but race is also VERY clingy when he’s tired #so he’s basically hanging off of albert while all of this is happening #which... isnt? helping albert’s whole ‘flustered’ situation #but he’ll never turn down a hug #so yk #anyway #never not read the tags

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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*on a live stream with Ralbert, Javid and Spot*

Race: *reading aloud tag on couch* 'filling materials and covering fabrics- of the couch presumably- meet the requirements for resistance to cigarette and match ignition' so does that mean if I lit a match and held it to the couch it just wouldnt catch on fire?

David: theoretically, yes

Race: can we test that?

Jack and Albert: *actually considering it*

Spot and David at the same time: NO! WHAT THE HELL RACE?

(based on an interaction I had with my family earlier and felt like sharing cuz I though it fit the youtuber ralbert au)

-🃏

from my ✨hidden sources✨ i know that this is the 🎧 anon so i’m just throwin that out there

OK SO YES DJHDHD

- well,,,,, it’s ralbert so we all know they have vague arsonist energy don’t ask questions we all know it’s true

- jack is chaotic and has been friends with these idiots long enough that he k n o w s it’s probably a bad idea but kinda wants to try it anyway

- and spot and davey are just trying to keep everyone alive at this point

bestie i cry laughed its so perfect

#newsies #never not read the tags #livesies #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #ralbert #chandler’s ✨losing it✨#chandler out of context #chaotic red and radioactive racer #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #t h e m <3 #the fact that they still have a place to live is so impressive honestly #spam ralbert gang

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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songs you think YouTuber au race and albert would have on their main playlists? here are my thoughts but I'm curious to hear yours:

-I imagine race would be the type to have many many playlists, all with really specific names and themes whereas albert would have like three max that are really long and follow roughly the same theme

-also, both have a playlist dedicated to the other, including songs that remind them of their partner as well as their partners favourite songs

-Race's 'albert' playlist has punk rock, emo music and like 80s stuff. one time Albert was away for like a week and for the entire week, the Albert playlist was the only thing Race listened to

-Albert's 'Racetrack/Anthony' playlist is kinda all over due to Race's insanely random music taste however theres a lot of dance type music, especially from musicals, the theme songs to all his favourite shows, and Taylor Swift

-Race has a playlist dedicated to every song he's ever performed a dance to and also an extensive musical theater playlist

-Albert has a playlist of songs that he knows will calm Race down when he gets really anxious over things, Race didnt realise he'd actually created one for a while and when he did he fell just that bit more in love with him

-Race has a 'songs to cry to' playlist cuz hes that kind of dramatic

-the word 'playlist' no longer feels like a real word, thank you for your time

-🎧

BABES THESE ARE SO GOOD AND I HAVE PUT SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS WAIT-

first off i would like to say i’ve written race music hcs that aren’t technically specific to the youtuber au but they’re generic enough he pretty much fits them so here

ALRIGHT LETS GET INTO IT

- all of yours are really accurate tbh, i don’t really have much to add to them, so let’s do ✨my thoughts i wanna add✨

albert has a grand total of 5 playlists, all of them over 2.5 hours long, and they’re all pretty vague. well- all but one.

he has “tonio”, “background”, “gaming”, and “road trip” which are,,,,, pretty self explanatory.

the fifth one is, and i quote, “songs i wish i wrote and need to learn how to play” which,,,,, while pretty self explanatory, are the songs that have had the biggest emotional impact on him.

most of them he CAN play, cause he’s been adding songs on gradually, but it’s his shortest playlist by far cause only the elite make it on there. coincidentally, a lot of the songs that’s are on “tonio” cause they remind albert of his boy are also on this playlist

albert has always been a pretty music/media centric person, but he tends to be more heavily impacted by movies and tv, so that’s a whole different thing i could write for him at some point

RACE ON THE OTHER HAND

he’s super music centric, to the point where jack used to say music was race’s love language.

he’s always used music to express how he’s feeling when he doesn’t really have the words to explain it. he’s literally got super specific playlists to describe moods

whenever he’s going through something emotionally - POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE - he makes a playlist for it.

ex: “for when you want to punch a wall” “that feeling when you look at al” “performing at a drag show? i gotchu”

honestly they’re all really funny titles AND perfectly describe his mood, lyric and sound wise.

AHHHH I COULD WRITE MUSIC STUFF ALL DAY HONESTLY

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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i saw someone else mention it but how do you think the ralbert youtuber au would go if they only met online so like race doesnt know waht ao looks like?

OH MY GOD yes ok i’ve talked about this before but Many Thoughts, Head Full™️ about this and that time someone brought it up made me half regret how i originally wrote it cause ITS SO FUCKING GOOD

ok so imagine if you will -

the sort of,,,,, key among us crew??? from before, but minus al. at this point al has been streaming on twitch for a hot minute and posts youtube vids sometimes but he’s faceless and sort of underground compared to the rest of them

then he plays in a different lobby with spot and elmer right when the game started blowing up, and the rest is history

spot reaches out on discord and offers to have him in their main lobby for a few rounds on stream and they go from there

for the record when he first joins it’s literally a copy paste of jason’s reaction corpse the first time they meet but it’s race’s reaction to “red” (find here) i’m not kidding the thirst is REAL besties

and like obviously it goes well cause red keeps playing with the massive group

but in the shuffle race gets red’s discord and follows him on instagram and twitter and stuff

and race being race is like ‘i’m gonna befriend him cause he seems GREAT’ meanwhile albert’s brain is just short circuiting cause there’s a pretty boy ACTUALLY TRYING TO TALK TO HIM !!!

and after a couple months they’re streaming after they get proximity chat working and red is ACTUALLY crew mate for once and they’ve finished their tasks and are just chatting

and albert just says something about piercings or his hair or his tattoos or something and race is like “bro you know i have no clue what you look like right?”

albert’s just like “????? i haven’t sent you a picture or something ???? lol one sec” and he just messages one of the only pictures he has of himself to race on insta so he can open it without showing his stream

and obviously albert can’t see this at the time but race literally goes “😳🤭🥴” on stream to several thousand people. like you can literally see the moment it hit race’s brain that albert was hot.

long story very short cause this post is going to be ridiculously long any what they keep talking and vid chatting behind the scenes and streaming together (and flirting so much all the fans can’t tell if they’re already dating or not honestly)

and eventually they get a chance to meet up in person (and it may or may not be a date that they haven’t told anyone is a date)

they film some stuff together but overall they’re pretty lowkey about the fact they’re kind of a thing,,,,,, like romantically. cause they don’t want the internet to run with it and make it something it’s not before they’ve figured out how much they actually like eachother

the answer is a hell of a lot. like just- so much. they’re not MaGiCaLlY iN lOvE or anything but they just sort of click and can tell that t h i s is the type of person they would WANT to spend their life with

which is why they publicly announce their relationship 10 months later. mostly cause they’re moving in together and don’t really have a platonic explanation for buying a 2 bedroom apartment that has one guest bedroom.

and obviously by this point there’s been plenty of theories and guesses (that were honestly quite accurate and weren’t horribly disrespectful like the nightmare that was the 2014 gaming community cause both parties were publicly out as gay, in race’s case, and bi, in red’s) but having it confirmed was a big ‘holy shit’ moment for the fandom

and the squad is some of their best friends so they’ve known for months and they’re all just like “lol yeah all that’s changed for us is we can make fun of them for being grossly adorable on stream now and tease them on twitter instead of in the groupchat”

albert does his face reveal in similar fashion to the original like,,,,, 3 months after that?? and then from there it pretty much just follows that natural flow of canon au

oh except they get engaged a bit later lol. closer to 27/28 then 23/24 (i cant remember what age i had down in that post)

ahhhhh this was really fun !!!! i love this concept sm and have been thinking about the differences since the original ask came through over a month ago

thank you for being patient with me anon !!! this has been sitting half done in my drafts for far too long so i’m finally posting it

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ok i had a small thought about the youtuber au so like

imagine one day albert wakes up and check his socials and sees some wack shit going on, he gets upset and he goes live on instagram talking about it even though he has literally not gotten out of bed yet but he's a n g e r y, so he talks, and mid-live race enters the room and he's like "hey albie, you want breakfast?" and albert, who was previously fuming, just fuckin melts and goes full on heart eyes at race and he's like "yea baby i'll be there in a sec, okay?" and the chat just fuckin has an aneurysm because he did a whole 180 in like 0.00000003 milliseconds when he saw race

ok now i have more thoughts- this always happens istg

race is Bad at gaming, we've been over this, and al teases him about it a lot when they're playing something together but whenever race starts getting frustrated over a game al notices and instantly drops it and gives him a little kith and helps him win

on the flipside, whenever al gets frustrated over a game he yells and curses a lot, so race will notice even if he's not in the room and he'll come in hoping to help him calm down but they just end up both yelling at the screen and then get a noise complaint

race and al do announce that they're engaged, but they don't announce that they,,,, actually got married until after the wedding. this was partly because albert knew it'd make the fanbase go batshit and as much as he loves them he'd rather freak out about this on his own, because he knew he would freak out, but at the end of the day it's race, he knew he wanted to marry him since like forever and he doesn't think he could ever be with anyone else so it all turns out ok. so, yeah, they get married and no one knows shit about it except the guests of course but duh, and then once they get their wedding pictures in digital form they just post a bunch captioned "cute date idea: get married" and "lol btw we had our wedding, forgot to mention" and shit like that. and like,,, technically everyone knew they were going to get married, they talked about how close the wedding is,,,,,like, constantly, but they didn't think they'd just do it and not mention it so naturally, everyone loses their shit.

I- THESE ARE ALL INCREDIBLE THANK YOU

- for the sake of keeping this modern (and the ability to mention some shit that makes me really angry too cause might as well) he’s ranting about all the assholes making ‘not all men’ trend in response to the 97% statistic. and as we know, albert isn’t always the most talkative person in the world, that’s usually race’s job, but this man chugs his respect women juice every day and has a lot of thoughts and feelings on this fuckery. he’s in the living room (cause race was still asleep and he didn’t wanna wake him up being Mad™️) and like half an hour into the live race’s half asleep self pokes his head into the living room with a blanket cape and cup of coffee in each hand asking if al wants breakfast and you can literally watch the tension leave al’s shoulders. and he takes the coffee and kiss and says that and chats just like “????? what the fuck was that you were yelling two seconds ago????” and he just shrugs like “can y o u be mad when that face is looking at you?”

- yesss. theyve know eachother for like,,,, forever, basically. so al knows when teasing ok and funny and when it’s not anymore and race needs encouragement and help instead. race also really appreciates al’s form of helping him, which is just hugs and explaining the controls while race sits in his lap cause why wouldn’t that be his form of teaching

- jdhdjd they WOULD get a noise complaint oml. as stated before, race can calm al down in 0.2 seconds, but if he gets immediately sucked into the game and gets mad too then it’s absolutely hopeless

- oh you’re 100% correct. i’ve mentioned before they make a video out of their wedding, and they DO, but it’s not released until after their honeymoon. everyone just thinks they’re on a regular ass vacation. also those captions are race and albert (in that order, specifically) to a T dhshdh. but yeah they didn’t wanna say when it actually was cause ✨privacy✨ so one day they just,,,, are married and all the fans loose their shit.

these were all really fun!! i’m especially fond of the first one ngl

#newsies #livesies #never not read the tags #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #chaotic red and radioactive racer #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #they’re just #i love them sm

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since you came back i wanted to send you some more youtuber headcanons but these were on the spot so dont get your hopes too high (also these are all about al and i think some of these might have been suggested before so whoops)

al has his minecraft skin set as the phantom bc hes a nerd and the first time fans saw it there was an influx of fanart of al as the phantom and race as christine

at first people thought al was playing up how self conscious he was for more sympathy because sympathy=donations but one day he accidentally forgot to end his stream and you could just hear him sigh and start shit talking himself and it wasnt until someone donated some money that he realized he didnt end his stream and the chat was basically just "baby no 🥺"

al has an anonymous tumblr account and will reblog some incorrect quotes about him and race with "this totally happened" and everyone just thinks its another fan until one day he confirms that the account is his and everyone freaked out

al doesnt like to eat on stream and once he mentioned he hadnt had anything to eat that day and his chat bullied him into taking a break and to eat off camera

once he had media donations on while streaming and like every fan made animation that was donated he said "oh ive seen this one before i love this one!" and made sure to specifically shout out the artist

they did a 72 hour charity livestream because theyre masochists and al didnt want to fall asleep on stream because hes ✨shy✨ but eventually he passed out and everyone got to learn that he talks in his sleep

BEKAH THESE ARE SO SHHSHDHDHD OMG

- this nerd i stg- he would adore every second of it, and race uses it as a reason to attempt to belt think of me at any given moment. key word: attempt

- IT WOULD SO HAPPEN UGH i love him so much and as the person these dumbass fictional fans are based on i am HEARTBROKEN. ‘baby no 🥺’ is right dhdhdh. but i also think of the donation popping up and him looking like a deer in headlights and then just ‘oh shi-‘ and then the stream ends and it’s kinda funny but i’m still very sad

- HE WOULD FUCKIN DO THIS. tbf it’s not a reach at all cause he’s already had an anonymous youtube that he comments with so nobody s h o u l d be surprised but everyone still is. can you imagine the heart attacks the fans that post this stuff would have when they realize he’s actually seen it omg

- he doesn’t particularly dislike eating on stream, and is actually pretty ok with it if race or just someone else is actually there with him, but he hates the prospect of extended ‘awkward’ silences while he eats so he just,,,,,, avoids it. he needs to take a break off camera anyway so he actually listens when they yell at him for not eating and let’s his mods blast music in area chat and let’s everyone talk amongst themselves

- yesssss i’ve mentioned it a couple times but al and race are SUPER fucking specific about giving artist’s credit. mostly cause jack drilled it into their brains for all of middle and high school, as well as every chance he got to do it after that, too. they also just- they respect the work that goes into having talent like that, and make sure everyone knows who put the time and sweat into making something incredible.

- “because they’re masochists” PFFFFT PLSSSS- mark is positively quaking his brand is being stolen. also not to be That Guy™️ but it wasn’t that embarrassing til he said race’s name, then twitter ✨fucking died✨ and he never lived it down

THANK YOU MWAH ILY

#newsies #livesies #never not read the tags #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #chandler’s ✨losing it✨#chandler out of context #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #chaotic red and radioactive racer #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #MY BOYS #IT FEELS SO GOOD TO USE THAT TAG AGAIN ITS BEEN A MINUTE #i have no idea if you were making a markiplier reference #but i made a markiplier reference #cause i cant not after unus annus proved he was definitely a masochist

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Some random youtuber ralbert hcs (btw this is the jojo has watches anon)

Albert had an emo phase and... never really left

Like its not full out or anything but it's just kinda little things

Race is the most dancey person like he took ballet and tap and contempory from the age of 3 until he was 17 like he was That Kid

Race sometimes dyes the tips of his hair in pastels and Albert just melts bc why wouldn't you like hello?

And once he convinced Albert to dye his hair like full on red red you know? And secretly he loves it

The fans are just so much fucking simps, but at the same time they are dicks but not in a bad way like mostly pranks and stuff?? After The Incident™ whenever they open fanmail they are prepared for anything because if The Incident™ happened again Albert would probably just cry

welcome back anon, we love to have you here in the youtuber au hell hole 😁

- BABES YOU JUST- yes yes yes 100% correct. i’ve kinda vaguely mentioned it through his like,,,, physical description, but y e a h he’s vaguely punk now. it used to be a lot more scene/emo based, when he was in middle/high school, but it’s a little more laidback now.

- he still listens to his music too loud and wears mostly dark clothes, but it’s less band shirts and chains and ripped jeans and more tattoos and piercing and general jewelry. that video they did of looking at old pictures was a TIME, cause he doesn’t r e g r e t looking like that, he just regrets some of the weird choices he made (like that time he dyed his hair blue,,,,,, yeah it didn’t look right)

- he took ballet and tap until he was,,,, 11 or 12? then he dropped tap and picked up contemporary, and then when he was 15 he started doing jazz. he sorta stopped dancing when he was 17 cause of highschool and graduation things, but he picked it back up again when he was like,,, 19 or 20?? he couldn’t stay away very long, he grew up in it and loves it

- depends on race’s mood if it’s just the ends of his hair or his whole head, but albert finds it adorable either way. it’s not uncommon for race to have a new hair color every other week (it’s one of the perks of being naturally blonde) and if you catch him at the right time you can get albert to rant about how cute race is on stream (pretty much just not mid-gameplay or when he’s doing dares on drinking streams. he loves to talk about his boy)

- OK WAIT so for the longest time the only color albert had ever died his hair was black (this was peak emo high school albert and we appreciate him) and when it came to this he was just like “baby my hair is ALREADY red, what’s hair dye gonna do???” but it makes the color so much brighter and it’s like,,,,, genuinely FLAMING RED instead of like,,, natural hair color red, yk the vibe. and he just- he kinda loves it???? it makes him feel cool and like people actually have a reason to stare now (WE LOVE THE CONFIDENCE HONEY IM SO PROUD OF YOU)

- the way that their fans,,, a r e is really hard to explain all in one go tbh. think of it as a best friend you have that ‘hate like a sibling’ relationship with, but ALSO as like,,,, all the people in love with harry styles’ energy. like they make fun of the boys and tease them and meme the hell out of them but their also MASSIVE simps and are constantly making sure the boys know that’s they’re loved and supported and know just how much they’ve done for their fans. it’s pretty much the same thing the other way, the boys will tease and poke and prod their fans because they know they can, but they always make sure their fans know they love and appreciate them and that they’re not alone.

#newsies #livesies #never not read the tags #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #chandler’s ✨losing it✨#chandler out of context #anyway #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #chaotic red and radioactive racer #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #my babiesssss #punk albert dasilva is going to be the death of me #i forgot to mention he’s also a massive nerd but y’all definitely know that already

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consider: youtuber Race and Albert would find the suez canal thing hilarious and constantly repost memes about it

YOURE SO CORRECT

albert goes through the ‘meanwhile in the suez canal’ subreddit on stream and cries laughing at it for a solid h o u r

race keeps tweeting links to the spotify playlists people are making and at least half of them he made himself

generally they’re just Dying™️ over it cause it’s so beyond ridiculous

#newsies #livesies #never not read the tags #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #chaotic red and radioactive racer #youtuber ralbert #youtuber!au #chandler’s ✨losing it✨#chandler out of context #suez canal #currently scrolling through the subreddit and dying #what the fuck even is this dhhdhdhd

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