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objecthusbandry · 2 months

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everytime I give chapstick a treat he eats it and then doesn't understand that it's gone

Is he stupid

some objects are just built different /silly

#answers #spec bio #object husbandry #chapsticks

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figdays · 2 years

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Natural Tinted Chapsticks // BlissfulBathnBodyCo

#BlissfulBathnBodyCo #chapsticks #chapstick #lip balm #skin care

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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 months

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I was trying to play ping pong with a tube of Chapstick.

It did not go well.

#dream #ping pong #sport #chapstick

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cemeterything · 4 months

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i've been through enough chapstick to save the entire franklin expedition this winter

#🐉#if theyd had chapstick i think they would have made it

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catfindr · 4 months

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#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #bonded pair #chapstick #ellipses #black tuxedo #solid black #ny #new york

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 3 months

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after failing miserably the first go around, (crochet) Home's walls are complete! we're less than halfway there but hey! The Walls!

#wally. doesnt quite fit... but thats okay!#not all homes are meant to be entered i think #ok that top photo is. At An Angle.#ALL OF THE WALLS ARE SYMMETRICAL I SWEAR!!#i kept careful track as you can see on that sticky note!#counted the normal rows AND the blo rows!#FUCK I FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE ~freshly blocked~ FLOOR #photos from the bog #ok i got the walls (majority of it anyway) and the floor done #whats left is the wall Triangles + roof + detail #OH! and i need to get some felt #just a lil somethn to glue to the interior to make sure it remains Sturdy #this will be a box after all! fully functional and Delightful to have on my shelf!#what will i put in this small home. fuck if i know but we'll find out eventually!#maybe she'll hold my chapstick collection...#OH! OR MY STICKERS! the ones that dont have a Surface yet!#oh thats perfect :]c home can keep my unused stickers safe for me :]c

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minotaur-asterion · 3 months

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You know… every route in which you start off by not taking the blade before meeting the Princess gives her a sort of naivety that taking the blade just doesn’t give her

The Damsel stays innocent and doesn’t gain much depth, but the Witch is tainted with distrust after being denied her hope, the Beast is a wild animal who really doesn’t know any better, and the Nightmare still keeps some innocence while she yearns for connection

#slay the princess #Just a thought I had while generously applying chapstick

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jermaobsession · 2 years

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what in god's name is WRONG with this dude

#jerma #jerma985 #my clips #yet another chapter in his complicated relationship with chapstick #btw sorry for the lagginess the stream was just like this

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breathlessmorro · 5 months

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Anyways absolutely worth losing all of my money guys here is Morro singing I kissed a boy - IGNORE ALL THE NICE STUFF ANDREW SAID ABOUT ME BECAUSE THAT GENUINELY HAD ME SMILING AND GIGGLING MAN'S WAS BRINGING THE GOOD VIBES TO THE PARTY AND HE DELIVERED

#breathless speaks #morro ninjago #morro #andrew francis #i love how his voice cracks so much #green apple chapstick getting that tattooed on my forehead

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uh-ohspaghettio · 8 months

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I love how much fics will emphasize that Cas has chapped lips, y’all will not let him rest no wonder he has those eye bags

#ok but misha maybe some chapstick would be nice #spn #supernatural #castiel

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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 months

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Someone stole a chapstick tube from inside my car as I was getting into it and taunted me. So I ran him over.

#dream #chapstick #theft #crime #car #violence tw

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maretriarch · 6 days

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Just in time for 4/13 here's the second line of my r63 dolls, this time CREEPover themed with bonus accessories! in an ideal world they would come in adorable recuperacoon shaped packaging. and probably a sopor slime making kit because kids love slime. which one are YOU picking up from your local Goreget today?

#my art #homestuck #tavros nitram #sollux captor #gamzee makara #karkat vantas #equius zahhak #eridan ampora #sorry this took literally over a year to draw i was extremely ill with a brain parasite #i would do a lot differently now but dhdhdhdhshs whatever #a deluxe set would have like sollux with a bunk bed type recuperacoon or maybe an eridan lagoona hydration station type thing #or tiny lusus pets i almost did that for eq a tiny knee height sized aurthour carrying like milk and cookies on a platter on his back #other playsets would include a giant bee hive mainframe/90s clunky home computer desk for sollux a very fancy bathtub playset gamzee would #have a little kitchen set that made sopor pie like those diy chapstick playsets #also the packaging i was picturing it would be like flap style like those halloween rainbow high ones but with a little green tinted window #where the recuperacoon holes are so you can see the doll through it #a teeny polished marble style weight lifting set for equius would also be really good....maybe half marble half like the decrepit robotic #aesthetic he has going on #peep the little details but also not too much. mostly please laugh at karkats pajamas ive been laughing at them for a year also the pizza #was supposed to be an angry karkat face

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catfindr · 5 months

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#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #chapstick #baby beauty #solid black #nh #new hampshire

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starfxkr · 26 days

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ik usually when we see jj & john b paired tg it's w/ reader in the mix but uhhhh can we have a lil drabble where it's just the two of them hunching? I MEAN NOT TO GET MY FUJOSHI ON BUT

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FINALLY FUJOSHIS RISE!!!!

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sometimes john b felt like he owned a wild dog, when the air got too staticky like a live wire was brimming through the house and jj got in one of his moods. there was no real way to stop him either-- not with words. because when jj was ranting and raving, face flushed and jaw tight in anger, he knew the only way to talk him down was to push him down.

"easy...easy...go down dude it's not worth it." the half nelson john b maneuvers the blonde in just enrages him more until he's cussing and spitting like a raging bull, so he takes him to the ground, one hand reaching down the front of shorts to grab his cock, "calm down man, I got you."

jj's easy to handle after that, face down on the floor taking john b's thick length like a champ, tugging at his own dick with such a fervor the brunette knew this is what he needed--to let all that energy out.

"now after this I want you calm hm? cut all that shit out."

"f-fuck you." jj groans when a hand clamps down on the side of his face, pushing him harder into the floorboards.

"said I want you calm."

"fuck, fuck fine I'll chill out."

a smirk tugs at his lips and he bends down to press a kiss to jj's bruised cheek, "now that wasn't too hard was it?" quickly he moves his hand over the blondes, nudging it out the way to stroke him faster, "bet that feels fuckin good don't it, just fuckin nut already dude."

jj chokes out a groan as he cums all over the floor and john b can't help but respond in kind--cumming in his clenching hole until it dripped down the back of his balls.

when he pulled out, jj flopped on his back--eyes hazy and flushed as he collapsed next to him.

"y'good man?" he lifts a fist and jj bumps it lazily.

"yeah dude, thanks."

#✨.txt #jj x john b prompt #had to put my chapstick on for this one #🐰 anon

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candlewinds · 1 year

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