OSMP Denizens Make A Sandwich
WilburSoot: the cheapest bread he can find, off-brand nutella, bananna, butter, one and a half caffine pills crushed and powdered over the nutella.
TommyInnit: used to eat only peanut butter and jelly sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off, but learned about cucumber sandwiches last month and he eats them cause he thinks it makes him look grown-up.
Niki Nihachu: Beautiful wood-fired bagels with fresh cream cheese, smoked salmon, dill and cucumber, and just the right amount of capers. We will ignore the fact that this is probably underwater.
Ranboo: He only knows how to make jelly sandwiches on wonderbread, both from the dollar store, but he puts a perfect square of gold leaf from the craft store on it and tells himself it’s fancy. This is not good for his overall health.
Tubbo: Have you ever eaten one of those gas station egg salad sandwiches that are made with an inadvisable amount of mayo and iceberg lettuce that is basically frozen? It crunches? He’s got an ongoing project to lovingly recreate this.
Philza: You know what a bacon sarnie is? Slices of bacon between toasted buttered bread. That.
Jack Manifold: Fried egg with a molten yolk, hot sauce, avocado, a slice of potato roasted in olive oil, sourdough bread.
Jschlatt/Fragrance Man/Man: Just eats the ingredients for a BLT one by one, including the mayo off a spoon. Complains the whole time that he can’t smell anything.
Charlie Slimecicile: A pita filled with tzatziki. Over-filled. It’s basically a bread-based bucket of tzatziki that he also dips shreds of lamb into. Ranboo is hypnotized by this entire performance.
Sneegsnag: Classic club sandwich, including the oversized toothpicks with the little shreds of coloured plastic. He also eats the toothpicks, and finished it up with a nice mug of diner sugar with one coffee just to moisten it.
Smajor: Fresh Mozzarella, ripe tomato, balsamic reduction, ciabatta bread, fresh basil. People eat it and just start crying. “People” includes Scott.
Badlinu: Grilled Cheese. Somehow it’s always burnt. Still tastes good with tomato soup though. Has to eat it fast to keep it away from Beau and Tommy, who hate this meal, for reasons not understood to him.
James Marriot: Whatever he can find in the fridge, between whatever he can find on the counter. Notable examples of this include the Lettuce-Filled Pita Wrap, the Mayo Mustard Sauerkraut Sandwich, and the Bran Muffin With A Slab Of Butter, Orange Zest, And Coconut Sugar On It.
CaptainSparklez: Diner-standard BLT, toasted, brown bread, with mayo, coffee on the side, pie for dessert.
Technoblade: It’s just shredded carrots in a wrap, probably with raisins, let’s be honest. Little bit of lemon juice to keep everything fresh. If you remark on it in any way he will hold eye contact with you as he eats it.
Fundy: Arugala, crushed walnuts, halved grapes, pickled beetroot, goat cheese, balsamic reduction, on fresh-baked bread. He has carefully crafted this so that NO ONE will steal it. It is regularly stolen.
Beau Beautie_: Peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, chocolate syrup, toffee bits, instant coffee, wonderbread (cut into triangles with the crusts cut off). Eaten with a beer.
Shubble: Runs out of the house with a slice of buttered toast in her mouth like the first episode of a school anime.
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