Dexter, about Raven: I don’t know what to say.
Darling: Just say anything, Dex. Say whatever’s natural, the first thing that comes into your mind.
Dexter:
Dexter: Nothing’s coming to my mind!
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graawwr.... gift of a friends charming!
charmings are a closed species, hosted on chicken smoothie! https://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=4735186
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Re: blorbo from my research, here is my favorite ever case study. I'm obsessed with it.
Summary:
- Guy presents to neurology with muscle issues, very clearly has something going on but diagnostic tests are inconclusive
- History is mostly unremarkable. Key word, mostly. He drinks four liters of plain Earl Grey tea per day. For context this is nearly twice the recommended daily fluid intake. All fluids, to be clear, not just tea. He only drinks tea tho
- Bergamot is known to be phototoxic in high doses (reacts badly on your skin with sunlight)
- APPARENTLY nobody previously has consumed enough of it for it to be widely known that it is also, apparently, mildly toxic to ingest in high doses
- Guy starts drinking plain black tea again. Only 2 liters this time (he didn't have a medical reason to drink that much tea, he just liked it) and so now he's fully recovered
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if golbetty is really omnipotent and whatnot . she woulda giggled
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My favourite thing about Alastor is his hoard of gal pals!
He’s just a cool and charming dude that women feel comfortable around…And is also a power hungry eldritch horror.👌👌��
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Darling: Just go over there and ask her out.
Dexter: I don’t know what to say.
Darling: Just tell her... tell her destiny brought you together. Tell her she's the most beautiful girl you've ever seen in the world. Girls like that stuff. What are you doing, Dex?
Dexter: I’m writing this down, this is good stuff.
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Ok but like actually DNI if you support the death penalty. Yes there are people who deserve to die for their crimes. No there isn’t a court in existence that should be given the power to decide who those people are
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surrounding myself with a bubble of diversity and self love and body positivity online and then being exposed to normies who actually care about conventional beauty standards feels so fucking bizarre. like you people just live like this??? are you not tired???
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Something something tieflings tail wags when feeling intense emotions
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