#chasity rants

[squoingycritter]

the costuming in npmd is fucking genius

and i don’t mean the lords in black (although i could absolutely rant about how great their costumes are). i mean the “nerdy prudes” themselves.

peter’s outfit is reminiscent of a classic “nerd” outfit. but there’s a reason he dresses like that, one that the character has. and then he changes to a sweater in place of the bowtie and suspenders- because of steph. he still dresses like peter, but his outfit compliments hers more.

i love richie’s outfit- the patterns, the horrible layering- i knew kids like this growing up. and the hair? the sort of greasy, bedhead, scraggly hairdo. it’s just 🤌🤌

ruth’s outfit is nice- clearly they understood the assignment of how a queer person dresses (/lh)- but her whole display is ignored, the audience’s eyes immediately drawn to the head gear. just like the characters, we first see what’s “weird” about ruth.

i don’t have much to say about grace. she’s very put together, very neat. the pastel blues and pinks representing her softness innocence. also the butterflies clips in her hair slowly dwindling in numbers. that’s a good detail.

steph is very cool and alt. the cropped fleetwood mac shirt, the combat boots, the flannel- she understands the trends in fashion. but she makes it her own

TLDR; i fucking love costuming details

Edit: I made a part 2 about the lords in black, please hype it up bc i crave validation 😍😍

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #grace chasity #costuming #rants #lords in black #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid

[nocophobia]

Okay can we PLEASE talk about Grace Chasity???

I can’t explain how or why but I became really obsessed with Grace after NPMD. Her arc in it is so genius and well written and I just. Aaargh!!?????/pos

She’s been raised so strict that she takes SAFETY MEASURES just to avoid potential temptation. She’s probably carried so much anxiety and paranoia throughout her life that it would only make sense for her to overreact when she can’t avoid tempting scenarios (Like Max) for the first time.

She wants to be the perfect Christian girl so bad that she’s willing to go through whatever means necessary to stay pure because she’s afraid of letting god, her faith, and her parents down. Her WHOLE LIFE revolves around her religion but after the murders of Richie and Ruth you see her break down and it’s just… omg????

She CAUSED three deaths and she knows that. Fuck I’d break down too. I like to think that after seeing the lords in black, Grace simply decided she was a lost cause and proceeded to live a life no longer dictated by morals with the intent of going into heaven.

(Example of her gradually losing this faith could be the fact she outright called god a son of a bitch when she was almost arrested. I’m 99% sure this is the first and possibly only time she’s swore outright.)

This is so messy of a rant but I’ve been standing still in a line for like 30 mins and I’m starting to feel dizzy. I just really like Grace I think she’s neat

#npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #grace chasity #rant post #team starkid #starkid

[dawningfairytale]

i love that grace and richie seem to be actual friends (went to workin' boys together). like idk i think maybe people are say to both of them "why do you hang out with that loser" and they go "what a weird thing to say to someone".

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #which is why i don't take grace being homophobic seriously bc like her buddy is trans and his best friend is bi come on now #grace has not watched anime and richie has not read the Bible but that just means very long passionate rants from both of them

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

Mod Sus got a little bit lost in thoughts while doing the re-taggings again and just wondering.

If you peeps know any good medical horror movies that are not just fetishizing the surgeries or medical body horror, I could use some recommendations. Love me some good medical gore but could use seeing something else than some crazy pervy doctor drooling over their working.

#not a poll #this came to mind while editing American Mary specifically (mod rec btw) #but when i say fetishizing medical horror i mean movies like rabid (2019) antiviral (2012) probably some other movie i cant remember #TECHNICALLY bride of reanimator but im too biased to slander my own fave movie like that #i could rant a bit but i think the chasity police would crash through my door if i did #mod sus

[femslashspuffy]

My toxic trait is that I'm in love with Grace Chasity and she would kill me for it

I would 'fall for' her asking me to kiss her and me doing it just so she could justify killing me and I don't even blame her that much she's still awesome

#rehks rants #grace chasity #npmd spoilers #npmd #I might've actually made this post yesterday #I've watched this too much in the last 3 days

[booigi-boi]

I was like “Hmm, how can I casually shoehorn my Electro Swing obsession into Hatchetfield?”

So here, have a song that just screams Grace and Max

#starkid #hatchetfield #grace chasity #max jagerman #electro swing #what's their ship name? #holy ghost #forbidden soup #?? #please let me rant about electro swing I swear #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #nerdy prudes must die spoilers

[flutenby]

Is "there's one thing you better hurry up and know about me" a thing in American lingo, or is it a way to link MacNamara (who says it in tgwdlm) and Grace Chasity?

#tgwdlm #hatchetfield #abstinence camp #grace chasity #john macnamara #me ranting sorry

[keykeep]

Kinktober Day 21:Play Ball- Oliver Wood

Oliver’s tactics for Quidditch training was always extreme but his latest idea of having the entire Quidditch team to abstain from sex or touching themselves for an entire year throughout the Quidditch season has the whole team climbing the walls.

To restrict everyone’s ability to touch themselves or others. Enchanted Chasity cages were now a part of the official Gryffindor outfits to be warn on and off the field. Everyone was irritable, arguing, annoyed and they were talking about staging a mutiny. You were Oliver’s best friend and the only person who could listen to his 20 hour long rants about strategic planning of Quidditch matches. So you reasoned with everyone that it was time to break the no sex rule. 

“Wood you better be sitting down for this” you announced walking into his dormitory. “What's going on?” he answered lying on his bed. “The Gryffindor team had an emergency meeting” “why wasn't I notified?” he said upset. “Because it was about you Wood, people are sick of your extreme training methods they need a release”.

You waved your wand to bind him to his bed, and unclamp the chastity belt from your waist.

“What if I told you I wanted you right here? Right now” you smirked at Oliver Wood. He gulped blinking rapidly “as much as I would love to help you, you know the rules” he spluttered out. “well, some rules are meant to be broken” you smiled at him unbuttoning your blouse slowly. 

His eyes drifting down to your hands as you threw the shirt onto the bed, followed by your pants until you were standing in front of him in sheer mesh lingerie that you brought for the occasion. “Sorry, you were saying” you bit your lip walking closer to the bed where he was held.

“Uh,uh, Um” Oliver stuttered as you ran a finger down his chest till it got to his pants. You watched as his breathing changed and his body tightened until your touch. “but you said we can’t do this” you said kissing his lips as he responded immediately to your kiss. 

You straddle Oliver's thigh gyrating your hips desperate for some release, as you ground yourself up and down his thigh, you started to rock yourself on his thigh so he could feel your wetness soaking through your panties. “Please, let me get off on your thigh Oli” you begged.

“Okay,” he said and as if your hips have a mind of their own they went harder against him increasing the speed that was rubbing against you more intensely.

Loving the friction that was building your fingers bore into Oliver. You felt his cock harden as you smirk at him “can't.. help... it…so.. hot” he moaned. You cry out shuddering as your orgasm soaked through your panties onto Oliver’s thigh.

Oliver swore as you backed away pulling up a chair and sitting across from him. You moved your panties to the side and ran your fingers slowly up and down your clit. Your moving fingers split your lips apart and dipped into your moist depths. Plunging a finger inside yourself you moaned loudly “Oliver, this feels so good”. You could tell by his fixated gaze, the biting hard on his lip, the struggling of his body and his erect cock that he was enjoying this.

You withdrew the finger from your cunt before bringing it up to Oliver’s lips “wanna taste?”. He captured your finger in his mouth sucking on the glistening finger. You removed your finger from his mouth before plunging it back inside you. A moan escaped your mouth as your finger disappeared inside you once again before thrusting it in and out of you. Your thumb found your clit rubbing it fast.

Your breathing now heavy, you moved your hips wider apart and arched your back. Feeling yourself come apart again.

As your head became clearer you picked up your wand releasing Oliver from his bed. He grabbed your hips as he threw you against his bed before he hovered over you. “I’ve finally got you in my bed” he said kissing you. “Say the words and I'll stay here forever” you answered clutching him closer to you.

He shimmied out of his pants releasing his stiff cock from the tortuous fabric. Your eyes grew wide impressed by his size.

You flipped him over you positioned you mouth in line with his cock, running your hands from shaft to tip, before you gave the head of his cock a long slow lick.

You took his head into your mouth sucking it as your hands stroked the rest. You started to Bob your head up and down as you found your rhythm.

He grabbed your head pumping himself deeper in your mouth, watching as your throat constricted to fit his size, gagging and eyes watering as he withdrew his cock.

As a whimper escaped his lips.“If you don’t stop now, I’m going to cum down your throat”,“that doesn't sound too bad” you smiled slyly. “Maybe another day” he promised.

He flipped you over so he is hovering over you as he slides into you with a massive thrust of his hips. You gasped as you felt his cock sliding on and out, you wrapped your legs around his waist as you moved your hips to match his thrusts working in unison. With every thrust it seemed as if he went deeper and deeper inside. 

“Fuck”, he said through gritted teeth as he pulled back before slamming into you again. His fingers now dug into your hips destined to leave bruises in its wake as he pulled you tight against him. You dug your nails into his back as the moans grew louder. You fought to keep control of the pressure building inside your body but the astonishing pounding of flesh on flesh was euphoric, you couldn’t hold on any longer.

Your cries of ecstasy escaped your lips as your body began to buck beneath him. His cum followed closely behind yours as you felt Oliver’s cock jerk as cum erupted into you. He collapsed onto you as you caught your breaths and came to your senses. You pull Oliver in for a kiss “you’re right, stress relief is important, I feel so calm” you giggled as you responded “glad I could help Wood”, he responded with his mouth deepening the kiss between you before saying “you can always help me out”.

“I guess I should tell the team that the sex ban is lifted” Oliver said, “or we can tell them in the morning” You responded.

“I like the way you think” Oliver said

#harry potter imagine #harry potter smut #kinktober #hp smut #kinktober 2022 #kinktober22 #harry potter #oliver wood #oliver wood x y/n #oliver wood smut

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

as an asexual, i want to give my two cents in acespec grace chasity in that in honestly feels more harmful (to me) to look at this character who is a parody of purity culture and instantly call her ace for hating sex. hell, she doesn't even seem that opposed to a relationship in abby camp either if we take the "no one is seeing this until i'm married" line at face value. all the more power to the other ace anon who likes that hc, but for me personally it just ain't it. prudishness =/= asexuiality (if anything this rant is more about all the non-acespec people who were calling her ace because of abby camp back in the day, so this has something that's been on my mind for awhile)

~~~

#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #grace chasity

[spiraling-voids]

A lot of you liked my idea rant about Hatchetfield characters, well, I got more

More things I thought of for Hatchetfield characters

I like to assume that the eltric gods can’t do anything outside of Hatchetfeild. Like Bill Cipher in Gravity Falls, there is a barrier around Hatchetfield that prevents them. I can go on about this idea but that would make this idea go on longer than the others

Pete and Steph could’ve chosen to not watch Max and Grace. . .but there was definitely a part of them that was curious on how that worked

Pete and Steph definitely hear the LiB voices every now and then due to the fact they wanted Steph to kill Pete out of the three giving up what they cherish

I’m a huge sucker for ghosts that have the  injuries they received when they died, so imagine Max having a big ol’ bloody hole though his stomach cause he died with wood planks through the stomach. Stage wise, that’s probably a bit difficult to move around in. But story wise, he could-

So, let’s say that Steph and Pete would find each other in every timeline, imagine how shattered Steph would be the moment she found out that everything is messed up when everyone is singing and thinks she can exit the school with Pete until she hears him sing along

After Max died all the nerds were definitely still tense and cautious when things were changing because of how long they were getting bullied, sure they were happy but that’s a huge change in literately a day-

Officer Bailey was definitely a theater kid but due to careers not careering, he became a cop

Mark Chasity is a closeted or repressed Bi, with how that man acts the way he does, he is not straight…either that or he’s a theater kid or both

The two guys in TGWDLM were not Greg and Stu, instead just two random people and Professor was too deep into his musical and his memories to realize that

Richie or Pete could’ve fallen and become vengeful ghosts like Max but their targets would be different. Again, could go on but this idea would be long

If Paul 23 and Android Emma didn’t reveal they were the real Paul and Emma, they would both definitely catch on that the other isn’t completely human….well Paul would definitely notice stuff while Android Emma could probably scan him to find out he isn’t human

Alice definitely sneaks out to go to Hatchetfield, and neither of her parents knows cause she got cool excuses

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #npmd #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #the lords in black #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #stephanie lauter #max jagerman #mark chasity #officer bailey #tgwdlm greg #tgwdlm stu #professor hidgens #alice woodward

[maxislvt]

SPILL. -😵‍💫

warnings: smut, omegaverse, dubious consent, ruts, brief discussion of chasity

it's literally impossible for me to rant about my fic ideas and be normal I swear-

i was thinking that r would be a bit of a late bloomer. most kids don't present their rank until they start puberty but yours doesn't show until you turn 20. Wanda had a crush on you since your highschool years, but kept it herself because you were obviously a bit stressed about what you rank would be

It gets worse post graduation and she can't bring herself to move in, especially when you're so close to her and Wanda is fairly confident you're an omega anyways. But, you're not. You're an alpha and don't seem to be confused about it. Wanda's a bit on edge, but it doesn't change the way she feels about you in the slightest.

The first time Wanda makes a move, you reject her as softly as you can. You're an alpha, she's an alpha. It just isn't going to work. That's what you've been told anyways and you don't bother trying to change that view. Wanda just sort of brushes it off in a way. She thinks it's a dumb answer, but she loves you to much to say it outright

Wanda copes by fucking any other alpha she can get her hands on and there's a lot, surprisingly, but none of them are you. Eventually, she finds herself asking again and again, no matter how many times you say no to her. Wanda was stubborn already, but the way you let her down just eggs her on more. It's not "no, I don't see you that way" or "no, I'm seeing someone else" it's "I like you, but two alphas can't be together so we can't be together"

But one day, she gets an opportunity. Your rut has started and you're without a mate. You're desperate and Wanda isn't above taking advantage of that. She's not surprised when you practically throw yourself at her. Wanda jerks you off as many times as she can before moving to your ass. You've never had anything inside that hole before Wanda's fingers, but you take her so well. She can't help but "accidentally" knot your ass the first time around.

There's complete silence from you after that and if Wanda hadn't known you for so long, she would've worried. You like to avoid your feelings and pretend things don't make you feel a certain way. It's not hard to find you again either. Wanda corners you at a bar and has her way with you again

It's so much better this time. You're conscious enough to actually respond and blush at the crude things she says to you. She's such a tease too. "Don't be afraid to look, it was so deep inside you a few weeks ago" or "this hole was made for slutting out."

Frosting is a must with this woman. Mainly because it shows off how much bigger her dick is, but she also loves playing with your cum. Wanda will spread it over your stomach just to lick it up or even use it as a lube.

Will find any reason to put you in a chastity belt. Wanda adds a vibrator in the mix as well because she loves to play with the settings while the two of you are public

Definitely pulls through on the housewife threats she makes during dirty talk, but she makes more than enough money so you can't really make a case against it.

#panther speaks #pvntherz #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff smut #wanda maximoff headcanons #alpha!wanda #panthers headcanons #😵‍💫 anon

[minervas-sandwich]

Something I find really interesting is this repeating motif in the Hatchetfield shows about “want.”

TGWDLM, “what do you want, Paul?” which is then twisted by the end of the show in Let It Out as Paul struggles with his desires, how his infected friends tell him they know this is what he really wants.

Black Friday hinges on Wiggly’s ability to hijack people’s fears and desires to frame himself in their eyes as the only solution to fulfill their wants. Wilbur gets Linda to help him by playing on her deepest desire to be worshipped. He goes on an entire anti-capitalist song rant to the President about greed.

And now in NPMD, we have the Lords in Black’s song, where Steph makes a deal to get rid of Max in exchange for “whatever they want,” and they want whatever she wants most. Grace Chasity grapples throughout the show with her desires for physical pleasure and spiritual purity. Steph and Pete continually deny their feelings for one another with the line “I never wanted you anyway.”

The Hatchetfield universe hinges on desire, and it’s a concept that works as well as it does because the characters are all written really well and very three-dimensional. They all have strengths, weaknesses, and unfulfilled desires that they’d do almost anything to achieve. And that’s why Hatchetfield is such a special place. Because every person in it has some deep, unfulfilled need that eats away at the core of their being until a being with slightly more power than they have can come along and whisper some sweet words into their heads and either puppet them into obedience or break them irrevocably.

And I know what you’re thinking, “Minerva, that’s just basic writing! Characters have to have desires to drive their actions!” and you’re right, but the difference is the way that Hatchetfield, specifically, uses want. The stories are all based around how want can twist us into completely different people. Nightmare Time isn’t putting people into conflict and letting them work it out- it’s about breaking them. It’s about taking the very core of their beings and bending it to the wills of heartless gods. Hatchetfield explores the question, over and over again, “what if we placed people right on the edge between satisfying their deepest desires and pushing them into their greatest fears? What will they do, what will they become, to ensure one option over the other?” And sometimes the story lets the protagonists find a way out of their dilemma (in Black Friday Lex frees the protagonists from Wiggly’s control, in NPMD Grace makes a sacrifice to save Steph and Pete), or they succumb to the impossible choice of their situation (TGWDLM Paul becomes part of the hive mind rather than killing himself, Black Friday Linda gives herself to Wiggly and sacrifices the world to be loved, NPMD Grace sacrifices what she treasures most after committing manslaughter to try to preserve it and we see in the ending how she’s broken and twisted into basically catfishing guys to sacrifice to the LiB).

And that’s why this world is so fun!

#this wasn't as well written or explained as i wanted it to be and i hope it makes sense #personal #starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #black friday #npmd #npmd spoilers

[femdomliterature]

FemLit 0004 - False Assumptions & Beliefs about KINK

 People, and  tumblr porn make assumptions about Kink, Femdom, and BDSM all the time.   Here are the ones that drive me nuts. ( if you don’t agree.. rant on your own blog) 

1.  It’s not about sex, It’s all about sex.. .. It’s about service, it is about anticipating your dominants needs before they express it,  its about sex, however, actually having it is solely at the Dominants discretion.  It is about adoration, protection, and honoring your partner for what they give, and what you take..  

2, We all wear fetish clothes!  We do not need to be dressed in Latex and leather to dominant someone, nor are we typically.  Those outfits are typically uncomfortable, and not conducive to play, and reserved for parties and such.   Being dominant and having a fetish for  certain types of clothing are two different things and are mutually exclusive, and often don’t go together. 

3.  We all look like supermodels.. Hmph.. Really, have you been to a kinky party, club?  Most of us are average looking folks with every body type under the sun.  In fact the model images you see on Tumblr are rare to see in reality. 

4.  Everyone in Chasity, has a small dick, and never ever gets to fuck...   BULLSHIT!    They are at the beck and call of their owner to do whatever they want… and many get out to be fucked a hell of a lot. 

5.    You have to deny  your submissive sex and have a side lover. C'mon folks.. many people are content with their primary partner, and many aren’t.. Who cares.   This originates in the notion that being submissive is unmanly and undesirable, and it total rubbish.  Submissive men make excellent lovers, because they take direction.  If your not wanting to advocate and speak out for your own pleasure and enjoyment to them ladies, perhaps you are not that dominant.   Men can’t read minds,  tell them how you like it,  if you don’t know.. experiment until you do!  this leads to……

6.  That Mistresses should never be vulnerable or let their subs make love to them of fuck them.  I do not understand why people chose to deny themselves pleasure and happiness.  It is ok to be vulnerable, you are human, having/expressing emotions does not make you a submissive, anymore than fucking makes you dominant.  

7.  That all dominant women are male hating female supremacists, who need to micromanage all the little wanking men..  Fuck that!.. I love men….. and most are good guys.   If you feel that you have to micromanage and monitor someones activities of daily living.. I’m sorry, but they are not submissive.   

8. That men who cross-dress are gay, fags, and really want to be dominated by men, crave BBC and real women don’t consider them desirable, because they are not man enough….  BULLSHIT!  Many women I know have husbands and lovers that cross-dress for the humiliation aspect of it, at the direction of their wives..  or for simply the fetishistic enjoyment of the clothes, or to be our lesbian lovers for the evening.   They still have times when the are in boy mode, and/or girl mode.. it depends on the dominants mood.  

9.  That being a sadist means you have to leave a person looking like hamburger meat..  Please.. you can  torment a consenting individual with just a thought, and a few well chosen words.  One of my biggest gripes is the unsafe and unhealthy sadistic scenes I see depicted in images.  This scares off the newbies, and make people question exploring kink.   

10.  That everyone can be kinky..  you can’t make someone kinky,   Kink isn’t easy, in fact it is harder than most vanilla relationships, because it order for it to be good and work, you have to be able  to compatible outside of the kink and within the kink. If you really want your needs to be met you have to focus on the other persons needs above your own.. at the same time you must be completely free to honestly express & communicate your own needs and desires..  If both people are doing so, and one take the leads and the other follows, you have a symbiotic relationship that is healthy.   You should be able to laugh together, drink a cuppa tea, and cuddle,go out the dinner with friends, come home and   fuck, peg, be locked up in chastity, teased and tormented, worshiped and adored.  ..  Is it easy? NO!.. It is hard enough to find compatibility outside of kink, let alone within in. and many of us do what we can to get what we need, and for some that is Tumblr

#female led relationship

[femslashspuffy]

I said I wouldn't get attached to it I'm already too attached to take off your clothes but god dirty girl soup is just a really good song I can't sing it but I'm gonna end up doing it anyways

#rehks rants #npmd #npmd spoilers #starkid #grace chasity #max jagerman

[anakin-danvers]

Bitches be crying over Anakin Skywalker. It’s me, I’m bitches. 🥲

#y’all seriously though #I was crying bc of obi-wan then my souls left my body regarding anakin #anakin skywalker #star wars #chasity rants

[flutenby]

Rewatching abstinence camp with the chat, and ace ppl really need to chill and get off the high horse. Firstly ace people can and do kiss and masturbate and shower naked to clean themselves properly, but also the general rule surrounding abstinence doctrine isn't just about abstinence. Grace even mentions it - no-one will see her body until she's married. But she will get married, and then she'll have as many babies as is required of her. She'll be expected to fulfil her husband's needs (because let's be real in most abstinence camp equivalents women have gotta have husbands and have many babies). Ace people would not thrive, because there is always the implication that we will eventually do it, because the point of abstaining is to save yourself for your future spouse. That's mostly glossed over in the episode, but it's still present.

#also please ace people generally have more in common generally with other queer people and kinkster or whatever than with evangelicals #hatchetfield #abstinence camp #grace chasity isnt an ace icon guys she would hate you too #(i mean she might be ace but wouldnt acknowledge it and would be aphobic and reduce other ace ppl to just being abt sex) #me ranting sorry #nmt2