it actually personally offends me when people hate tom not on tom’s behalf but on matthew macfadyen’s. you don’t appreciate matthew my best friend matthew? matthew who put his whole macfussy into the best american accent on the planet and turned one of the least likable people ever written into a sympathetic character for YOUR viewing enjoyment? whatever..
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Can't believe someone just said Vi and Caitlyn are "friends" on my facebook post like,
Please, you have eyes. Freakin use them
*snap* *snap* What's not clicking babe?
Even Jinx has confirmedt
Wauw friendship, looking at the other girl's lips is such a straight thing.
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Do you have any Impulse hcs you'd love to share with us???
As a demon his natural body temp is higher than a human’s!
He has a tendency to knock or move things with his wings when he’s not paying attention or when he’s extra focused on something, so he tends to strap em’ down when he’s not using them
He wears big thick work gloves a lot of the time, not because he’s worried about dirty hands or anything but he doesn’t wanna poke anybody with his claws
He really likes to show people how to do a redstone trick or make a system work if they ask, he loves to help share the knowledge and its fun for him :)
Annd he’s very physically affectionate! He gives amazing hugs and with anyone he’s close with he tends to drape himself on them or hold them in some way just because he can
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I like Boromir so much and I live in this internal world where he's just the Best Boi that i straight up forget that Tolkien didn't really like him, bc how can u not like Boromir lmao
You just gotta remember he is catholic, unfortunately. Although? I'm not entirely sure if you could say Tolkien explicitly DISLIKED Boromir, certainly Boromir's first draft character was pretty simplistically heroic and was the sole human noble on the quest, 'where heads fail bodies must serve' and all. He's technically older than Aragorn as a concept, so he was important to the plot always. But yeah Tolkien really was like... yes I will dump every single thread of blood purity, high men and middle men hierarchy, social degradation and the immorality of faithlessness onto one man's shoulders. I will not think about this critically at all, OR I have thought about all of this and watching people get mad at me posthumously is very funny. I can't tell.
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IT FUCKING TOOK ME YOUR PUSSYJOB POST TO REALIZE WHY IT WAS CALLED PUSSY JOB CUS IT'S LIKE A HAND JOB OR A BLOWJOB BUT IT'S WITH THE PUSSY LIPS LIKE I KNEW *WHY* BUT I ALSO DIDN'T KNOW WHY??? Idk im stupid :/ and i think these genshin men can fuck me stupider too so it works out
omfg when i first heard pussyjob i thought it meant like… the man thrusting into your pussy like it’s a fleshlight and i was like “why is that called a pussyjob isn’t that literally just penetration” LMAOOO i didn’t learn a pussyjob was like, external until way later.
but god i feel you. i just wanna be fucked DUMB in a tiny little miniskirt 😌😌
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Sia deleted her twitter account
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European stonechat - Andrew Fusek Peters | Whinchat - Karen Summers | Yellowhammer - Toby Houlton | Great spotted woodpecker - John Stanton
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Stream sniper Techno
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I love watching succession in real time bc all the girls were like shareholder meeting coming up!!!!!! and now we can be like omg kendall’s birthday party is tomorrow!!!!! I love attending events with you guys <3 what are u wearing to the party <3
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The way she stumbles, and Vi sliding just to get to her quickly
They always like to touch each other's faces but this one had me
Do friends do that? Yeah, I thot so.
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gently placing the saturator and the hcbbs countdown clock onto my pile of little tiny hermitcraft builds that i find so endearing.. most of the pile is little mumbo clones
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A l'Asile !
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You've probably been asked this before, but what was Boromir physically like? (book canon Boromir!)
Hang on I have a premade image for this
He's big :)
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now u got me thinking about modern eyes wide shut………. his gallery literally being a journey of you slowly breaking and molding into his perfect lil wife…………… sometimes he’ll come over to watch it with you while whispering how good u are for him as he touches you which only makes you more desperate for him and him only
modern eyes wide shut, my beloved <3 EWS in general is my magnum opus and i wonder if i'll ever be able to top it lmao
he has a whole folder on his phone dedicated to just you, and he’s coming up on 500 pictures and videos, which calls for a celebration! have the two of you already been together for this long? (he likes to celebrate anniversaries with you— in fact, he’ll make such a big show out of the anniversary of the first time he fucked you while forcing your husband to work overtime on your actual anniversary with him. so mean!)
there’s a gradual shift in tone as you scroll through the pictures and the videos— whereas the early videos feature a shy, embarrassed, teary and whiny you, the more recent ones feature a you who almost looks… comfortable being defiled by childe’s hands. the whiny pleas of “stop recording me, please stop” die down and become a thing found only in the earliest videos, and breathless, elated pleas of “fuck me more, fuck me more” become more and more common the more you scroll. there’s videos in all sorts of different positions and all sorts of different outfits— he likes dressing you up to fit his personal tastes in lingerie; you have a secret drawer full of the stuff he’s bought for you. hopefully ivan never stumbles across it because you’d have quite a bit of explaining to do— especially when it comes to that collar childe bought for you that has “property of tartaglia” engraved into it.
childe, personally, is all over your gradual progression towards becoming his bride and his little darling. though he does have a certain nostalgic fondness for the days you were a shy, whiny, pleading mess, he enjoys you submitting to your role as his wife more. he loves the way you beg for him to let you suck his cock, he loves the way you smile at the camera when he records you bouncing your hips up and down along his cock, he loves the way you moan his name mindlessly as he rails you.
his personal favorite picture of you he has is, in a twisted way, sweet. it’s a picture of you after he had just pulled out, his cum seeping down your legs and dripping onto the sheets, but your fucked-raw pussy and your naked body are hardly the focus of the picture. no, instead, he had angled the camera up to focus on your lovely expression— you had looked at him with a warm, elated smile and dreary, admiring eyes. looking at him like a real lover, if you will— in fact, he would mark that exact night as the night where you got divorced. if not by law, then by emotion— that was certainly the night where you resigned yourself to childe for good.
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Trans woman in need of $1300 to meet a gofundme goal for stable housing. Donate and share so she doesnt have to live out on the street
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Hi 🥺 chats, anons and friends are all welcomed this lovely Friday night 💕
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me: no one has a crush on me.
someone: i have a crush on you.
me: no one has a crush on me.
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