tav being canonically so attractive that people just throw themselves at them is super funny as a galemancer because like so many people in-game (and the game itself at times) call gale either annoying or pathetic straight up to his face but tav is turning down all of faerun for him. everyone desires them carnally and they are busy getting ready to be introduced to gale's cat over dinner.
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Top five best (or worst, or both, you decide) localized stand names
Consider: I do ✨both✨
first, my favorites
1) Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep), because just. C'mon, how can I not absolutely adore it
2) Worse Company (Bad Company), because it too is hilarous
3) Eulogy (Epitaph (the future thing on King Crimson's head)), because tbh that's a really bad ass name to give something that can predict the future
4) Pale Snake (Whitesnake), because it has the same badass energy but a little to the left
5) Reverb, because that's honestly a really cool name for a Stand by itself
as for the worst:
1) Limp Viscuit (Limp Bizkit) because they STOLE Flacid Pancake
2) Six Bullets (Sex Pistols), they took the name and made it infinitely more boring
3) Spicey Lady (Spice Girl)....... I just don't like the vibes
4) Green Tea (Green Day) it just....... really doesn't fit the vibe
5) and tied for last place are Pole Jam (Pearl Jam) and Smack (Kiss) because they're just. Weird
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you're so young you're so goddamn young
[id: two identical, cartoony digital drawing of trina and marvin from in trousers, lying on a mattress on the floor. trina is on the left side, while marvin is on the right. they are both laying flat on their backs, with their right hand and their side and their left arm draped across their torso. they are both sweating. marvin's form is more tense and square, while trina's is more relaxed, and influenced by what is around her. marvin is looking up at the ceiling with a bored, nauseous look on his face. he is wearing a loose, wrinkled t shirt, jeans with the button undone, and socks. trina is looking at marvin with a sad and confused look on her face. she is wearing a form-fitting t shirt, a long skirt, and frilly socks. everything is tinted a pale green. the second image is the same as the first, but the lines are darker and the colors are more strong. /end id]
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I could have spent those three hours in raptures rolling on the living room floor with a preist buried in my pliable body to the damn hilt like I did the night previous…. I COULD have …but instead I just experienced a concert with the weirdest most slithery vibes known to man. FUCK. Not that it was bad but it wasn’t raptures.
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So. Thanks to the Italian national TV service, I'm finally watching H50 season 9 (yeah, I know, one day I'll find the time to put my ass in front of a screen and watch ALL seasons in HQ in ENGLISH, but that day is not today nor tomorrow nor next months, given my life's latest trends in disasters). Of which I basically watched probably five episodes at best, like s10, at the first airing (given my life's constant trend in disasters).
Tonight I watched 9x11.
.....ok.
You know those fics with a really promising plot, juicy tags, just the right length to be devoured in one sitting but still able to leave you yearning yet satisfied...and third paragraph in, it starts cramming epithets every two instances, fucks up characters' M.O. and voices, whacks grammar and tenses, and just forgets what they were doing/carrying/saying just ten paragraphs above....?
Yeah. Same.
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When I went to fight Egil: Underleveled by about 12 or so. Died the first time because I ran out of time on destroying the three pillars (AIM GODDAMN IT-). Have to downgrade to Casual Mode like a pathetic loser to have a fighting chance against him.
When I went to fight Lorithia: Overlevelled by about 12 or so because of all that time spent mercy killing Telethias, getting Shulk and Reyn's skill trees, and searching for those damn Rainbow Slugs. Manage to wipe the floor with her on normal difficulty and barely pushing a button.
Also me when I went to fight Lorithia:
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