#checkmate motherfucker

[hellomadamebutterfly]

Bertha across the table to Turner at the dinner:

#the gilded age #bertha russell #no one does underhand like Mrs Russell #checkmate motherfucker

[darlingod]

Cardan had a crush on Jude from the start damn well. Boy knew from the beginning he was about to create the best enemies to lovers to exist and he knew it damn well.

#and he did it DAMN WELL #he was like Locke watch this shit #imma take ur bitch AND she hates me #checkmate motherfucker #it was on his mind low key okay #he didn’t know damn well but let’s pretend he did #I know him!!! it was on his mind!!! #the cruel prince #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte

[gay-otlc]

If not supposed to pick skin... why is it full of worms that must be removed

#checkmate motherfuckers #skin picking tw

[characteroulette]

The mechanical implementations of the Blood Moon in TotK are FASCINATING to me.

Like, it's purely a gameplay thing. It's used to reset the world after a set amount of time has passed (or if you're just having too good a time). You can actually trigger one yourself doing stupid shit to make the game freak out.

But then. The in-universe explanation for it is that it's the Evil King's undying army.

So then what does it mean that it targets Link specifically?

Even if you're a minute away, you can cancel the Blood Moon by walking into a shrine or diving into the depths. Once Link disappears from the surface, the Blood Moon ceases.

What does it mean that Link can trigger a Blood Moon himself down in the depths? Sure, the methods are a bit odd, but arcane magic is the bread and butter of the Zelda series. Link himself is an undying wizard.

What does it mean that the one with the most control over the Blood Moon is, in fact, Link and not Ganondorf?

Who here is the Evil King, the immortal dragon? Who here can be stopped by being placed inside a box??

#Momo writes stuff #Momo talks about video games #TotK #Tears of the Kingdom #LoZ #Zelda #Legend of Zelda #Ganondorf #Link #Blood Moon #Checkmate motherfucker!! #Anyway there should be a challenge run #No Blood Moons 100% #How broken can we make the game before it forces a reset? #I'd love to know

[adrenaline-void]

you know, i used to call myself a “sunshine emo” because i liked the emo music and aesthetic but i look terrible in black and never lost my love for taylor swift. now i’ve just realized that being a “sunshine emo” is just pop punk and by god will i run with it

#emo memes #pop punk #taylor swift #fall out boy #my chemical romance #i swear one day i'll understand how to properly tag something #but that day is not today #sunshine emo #yeah i was in my not like other girls phase #and now i'm not even a girl #checkmate motherfuckers

[chaosallstar]

Case closed

#checkmate #case closed motherfuckers #aliens #the x files

[nyamafriend]

when i post people interact with my posts and i dont like that

#nyambles #disable replies except i also disable likes #no containment breach here motherfucker #i force you to see it and i cant be tormented with people interacting #checkmate

[introverting-rn]

phoenix: i don’t know, ema, i’m useless at this stuff!

ema: we know.

phoenix: then why do you kids keep coming to me for relationship advice?

ema: you’re in the most stable relationship out of all of us!

phoenix: miles and i are NOT dating.

maya: *having experienced years of their bullshit* and how long have you been not dating? checkmate, motherfucker.

phoenix: ???

#ace attorney #incorrect quote #source: my bullshit aha #phoenix wright #maya fey #ema skye #narumitsu #those idiots have been pining for so long like. yikes.

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

NPD culture is using your "negative" traits too help your ep/fp. Seeing someone try to manipulate your fp/ep and your friend is getting really upset so you're like "hold my beer" and proceed to spend 2 hours manipulating the asshole in return, into admitting they were being a lying piece of shit in front of thousands of people on discord.

Checkmate, motherfucker.

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#npd culture is #npd #actually narcissistic #actually npd #narcissistic personality disorder #cluster b #-⚔️

[atlasofthestaars]

More incorrect quotes generator, this time with the Earthrealm gang

Reader: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Johnny: Rude. Kenshi: That’s fair. Raiden: Not again. Kung Lao: Are you going to want this back?

Reader: Good morning. Kung Lao: Good morning. Kenshi: Good morning. Raiden: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Johnny: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Reader: Nothing in life is free. Johnny: Love is free! Kenshi: Adventure is free. Raiden: Knowledge is free. Kung Lao: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Reader: You kidnapped Johnny? That’s illegal! Kenshi: But what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Johnny, or destroying our dreams? Reader: Kidnapping Johnny, Kenshi!!! Raiden: Please listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Reader: What, to kidnap people?!?! Raiden: To work together! Reader: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Kung Lao: Look, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

Bonus Bi-Han and Reader ft. Parsley tea

Bi-Han: I made parsley tea. Reader: I don't want parsley tea. Bi-Han: It's not for you, it's for me. Reader: Then why did you tell me? Bi-Han: It's a conversation starter. Reader: That's a terrible conversation starter. Bi-Han: Oh really? Well we're having a conversation right now. Checkmate.

These are ALL rlly funny LMAOO

I will never tire of the parsley tea jokes they are just...my cup of tea.

[cistematicchaos]

“Archeologists will dig up your bones and KNOW what your true sex was!” 

Bold of you to assume my bones will be found. Checkmate, motherfucker. 

#transphobia #sorry i had to do it #this has been stuck in my head for a bit #trans #lgbt #chaos is speaking

[lady-griffin]

Okay, but answer me this

If Jinx is evil, then why so smol and precious? huh?

checkmate motherfuckers

#I love my chaos gremlin daughter #precious little murder bean #Jinx #Arcane #Arcane Jinx #Arcane Powder #Jinx Powder #Cute Jinx

[anonperegrine]

Motherfuckers be like "I'll attack peregrine by attacking how she writes L!Wilbur" WRONG AGAIN BITCH!!! THEY'RE BOTH ME! YOU THINK ANYONE CAN WRITE A DESCENT INTO MADNESS LIKE THIS WHILE BEING MENTALLY STABLE??? L!WILBUR IS JUST MY ASS ON CRACK CHECKMATE FIND A NEW CRITICISM

#libertango posting #DON'T FUCKIN TEST ME #I'M CRAZY #THIS IS ALL ME

[conscience-killer]

I was tagged by @prince-luffy who is a very good egg. Also I'm in a waffling mood so there may be waffling. I might also be drunk.

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

25. Eight years of writing. Twenty-fucking-five. That's pretty pathetic lol.

2. What’s your total word count?

112,442. Almost a novel. Probably. It's a lot of cocks either way.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Always Sunny currently, Preacher and Gotham in the past.

4. Top 5 fics by kudos:

1 - The Bird and the Worm

2 - Checkmate

3 - From Despair to Where

4 - Nice Guys Finish Last

5 - Lost Souls Forever

All Gotham, although Figure It Out is almost catching up with LSF which makes me happy. There's quite a bit of of novice cringe in that list, so click at your own peril. I guess we all had to learn somewhere.

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Where Did You Sleep Last Night? for sure. Honourable mentions to Comeback Kid and Time to Pretend, though.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

All His Suits Are Torn. :)

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Nah. Never written for a popular enough fandom.

9. Do you write smut?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

10. Do you write crossovers?

Never fancied it. I've always preferred to stick as close to canon as I can. Alternate scenarios to episodes and scenes have always been my jam.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of. More gifs than I can count though, sigh.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Again, not that I'm aware of. Years ago someone asked to translate Checkmate (I think?) to another language but I never saw anything of it. Maybe I didn't look hard enough.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I don't think I ever would have considered co-writing if I'd never met @constant-sinner. Our styles and kinks and preferences just gel so well.

Please check out our most recent collab: My God Is the Sun. We hadn't worked together since Evol in 2019 and it still just flowed so nicely. I do love me some shameless plugs.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship?

You can pry Cricksden from my cold, dead hands. A third of their fics on ao3 are mine and that pleases me greatly.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?

Father of All Motherfuckers was my only wip but it got shitcanned because I just didn't have the time (or the ideas, lol). Not If You Were the Last Junkie on Earth rose from its ashes and honestly I'm happy about that. I really enjoyed writing it. I have toyed with the idea of a set of confessional fics using some of its remnants too, but ehhh. Maybe.

16. What are your writing strengths?

As Raymond says, whimsical blasphemy.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I've never been a fan of dialogue. Some of my stories have masses of it which leads me to believe I was possessed by some sort of loquacious demonic entity at the time. Junkie had zero dialogue and that wasn't even a conscious decision, but goddamn it felt nice.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?

If I could speak more than a few words of another language, sure.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Gotham.

20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime). It probably always will be. That fic helped me a lot and led to more fun than I could have ever envisioned. I owe it a motherfucking shitload.

tagging: @jessicorvus @bensonstablers and any other fic-writing mutual whose name may or may not have disappeared into my glass of Baileys. Salut.

#this was a lot of fun thanks for the tag! <3 #personal #ao3 #fort problematic #the bird and the worm #checkmate #from despair to where #nice guys finish last #lost souls forever #figure it out #where did you sleep last night #comeback kid #time to pretend #all his suits are torn #my god is the sun #evol #not if you were the last junkie on earth #blasphemy #*deep breath* #aaaaand we're done

[wallylinda]

your fave is conservative THAT'S what's wrong with you

CHECKMATE MOTHERFUCKER ELONGATED MAN ISSUE THREE. MY BOY HAS OUTGROWN THE MIDWESTERN CONSERVATIVE PANEL OF THE NEW TEEN TITANS LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!

#pointing a gun at u 😍😍😍 #dc

[just-antithings]

i need to tell u guys the funniest shit ever (but if this for some reason doesn't send on anon, please answer privately; i'm not having shipcourse on my blog)

anyway. so. you know the whole "if you EVER admitted to being a proshipper IRL, all your friends would abandon you" bullshit that antis pull? today i was talking about censorship and fanfic with 2 friends at the same time, so obviously the subject merged. I brought up the pro vs anti debate, and they--plus one other friend--collectively had the (paraphrased) reaction of "that's fucking stupid" when I explained anti views.

from one friend: "literally why would you insist people need to tell you their trauma to write something? that's gross"

from another friend: "i read about serial killers and now i've killed eight people" (/s obviously)

other highlights included the phrase "fucking weirdos", "it doesn't matter unless they're actually hurting real people", "well that's SUPER well adjusted (/s)" and a spontaneous monologue for the opening of a harry potter smut fic that ended with "and now i guess you're all going to date your forty year old uncles" (we're teens)

so, like. antis can cry all they want about how normal people hate proshippers and normal people are all antis but these are my very well-adjusted, kind, overall very chill and normal friends who think antis are the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet and extremely disturbing people.

checkmate, antis.

I love that for you

#mod erin #ask #serial killer mention