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ciccerone · 9 months
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thanos-the-dad-titan · 8 months
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Guess I'll start dinner. Been watching the Bear lately makes me want to be creative.
Wonder if the girls will like it.
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scuopsie · 22 days
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LURE IS SO GOOODDDD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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k1dkh1dr · 6 months
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6rookie-writer0110 · 5 months
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Crash into my world again
Peter Parker x Male Reader
Request: Tom Peter Parker x male reader, then reuniting after the blip
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After winning the fight against Thanos and his army, everyone started to cheer. The Avengers started to check up on each other and Peter starts to search for you. But so far he can't find you, the other Avengers start to help Peter look for you. Peter didn't want to give up
“I have to keep looking for him,” Peter said.
“We will keep looking. We will start tomorrow again to look for him” Tony said.
“Okay,” Peter said in a low voice.
Everyone goes home and Peter can't stop thinking about you. He lies on the bed and old memories come up. He starts to fall asleep and he didn't bother taking off the suit.
The next day... Peter opened his eyes and he starts to yawn. He sat up then starts to rub his eyes
“Peter?” You said.
“Y/n is that really you?” Peter asked.
He stood up fast and he ran towards you, he wrapped his arms around you tight. You did the same and you start to hug him, Peter starts to cry and he doesn't let go of you.
“I missed you so much, Y/n” Peter cried.
“I missed you too. But I don't remember what happened after...” You said
Peter kissed you and his hand is on your cheek. You wipe his tears away and he starts to smile at you.
“You have been gone for five years. I missed you so much. I can't lose you again, Y/n” Peter said
“This time we won't lose each other,” You said
You and Peter keep smiling at each other. Peter starts to tell you what happened in the past five years.
Before the snap, you and Peter moved in together for the first time. Everything is going well, sometimes you would help Peter to fix his suit. You and Peter were happy but you got caught in the snap, then Peter broke down.
“I just remember that I was waiting for you for our date, then from there everything is a blur,” You said.
“Now that you are here, we can be together,” Peter said.
“Yeah, I want that too” You smiled.
Peter hugged you again, his face on your neck.
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You and Peter became very affectionate with each other. He can't stop smiling that you are back and he is making you feel happy.
Peter wants to spend the day with you only. Peter takes you ice skating, and while skating you are holding his hand a little tight. He doesn't let go, and you and Peter start to skate around the ice rink.
“This is fun,” You said.
“I missed doing this with you,” Peter said.
“Me too,” You said.
After a while of skating, you and Peter went somewhere to eat. Then you and Peter go home, changed clothes then started to watch movies while he cuddles with you.
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Peter is home and he can't wait for you to come home. He bought a Christmas tree and he didn't tell you about it. You come home with bags and you are surprised about the tree.
“You really bought a Christmas tree?” You asked.
“Yeah! I couldn't wait and I knew this is the perfect tree. So... So what do you think? We just need to decorate the tree” Peter smiled.
“But we don't have decorations,” You said.
Peter points at the bags on the couch. For days, Peter has been planning everything that you two can do together as a couple. You went shopping and bought gifts for him, but you have to hide them before he finds out. You went to the room to hide it then changed clothes, then you went to help Peter decorate the living room, Christmas tree, and the windows. Peter put the star on top of the tree then you turn on the Christmas lights.
“I think the tree looks great!” Peter smiled.
“I definitely agree. Let's eat” You said.
“Yeah, I'm starving,” Peter said.
You followed Peter to the kitchen. You and Peter will try to cook chicken and spaghetti. You two go online and look up how to grill a chicken and for how long. The first chicken was ruined, but you two tried again and it came out perfect. Then you help Peter cook the spaghetti then he added the tomato sauce.
“See I told you that I am a chef” Peter joked.
“You burned the chicken,” You said.
“That was you, not me, Y/n,” Peter said.
“The other way around,” You said.
Peter kissed you on the lips.
“It’s cute that you are jealous” Peter smiled.
“Shut up -and let's eat” You laughed.
You and Peter sit down and start to eat together.
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You and Peter go to Tony’s New Year's Eve party. He saw you two then he hugged you and Peter tight, he is a little tipsy.
“So glad, you two came. Have fun and everyone is here... Oh! There is food and drinks” Tony said.
“Thanks,” You said.
Tony walked away and you noticed everyone is having fun.
“He seems very happy,” You said.
“Yeah,” Peter said.
You and Peter talked to a few people and then got something to drink. You took a few selfies with your boyfriend, then he gave you a peck on the lips.
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gunsandspaceships · 30 days
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“Get out of my kitchen”
RDJ on Jimmy Kimmel Show (January 2024) mentioned that he has a chef who cooks for him and his family and I thought... unlike Robert or Batman with his Alfred, Tony had no chef… and since cooking was one of the few things he wasn't good at, and Pepper wasn’t in charge of it until Endgame… what the heck has he been eating all these years?
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And I mean ALL the years since, let’s say the death of Edwin Jarvis, which we don’t know when happened.
I doubt Pepper cooked for him before they got married (coffee is not food). There’s no mention of it, and she had enough other responsibilities.
So looks like he ate fast food most of the time? At best, he ate in restaurants (including his jet), ordered takeout, or ate something that didn't require cooking. Like waffles, berries, fruits, or smoothies.
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So basically, until he and Pepper started living together and Pepper had enough free time (after Thanos' snap) to cook, he didn't have homemade food. For decades.
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Here are the only times we see him eating home-cooked food before Endgame:
Yinsen cooked for both of them in the cave, but the taste and nutritional qualities of this brew are questionable.
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In AoU Laura Barton cooked for the whole team, but that was once.
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Aunt May treats him to her walnut and date loaf.
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All happened after he was captured and became Iron Man. Why didn't he have a chef to cook for him? It’s not like he had no money to hire one.
He was really bad at being a billionaire, wasn't he?
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romanoffsbish · 1 year
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A Fools Errand
Natasha Romanoff x F!R
Warnings: Vormir(But trust me, not the usual…), Death, Grief, Manipulation, Devastation. Ill Attempted Dark Humor
A/N: I apologize, but for April Fools I was challenged by my dear friend: @dirtyvulture to create a fic I normally wouldn’t, one that starts Fluffy, and ends Angsty. For the sake of plot, I won’t include the other challenges, and I do hope you enjoy this pain.
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"Good morning beautiful.," the redhead smiled shyly before burying her face in the pillow to hide her blush., "Don't hide from me baby."
"I'm not hiding—I'm sleeping.," she whispered, then obnoxiously loud, faux snores followed her words causing you to laugh at her antics.
A knock on your door interrupted your peace, and Steve entered with his hand over his eyes, causing you to roll your own. "We're decent Rogers, what's up?," his hand dropped, and eyes full of hope met yours., "Tony's done."
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"When are we going then?"
"He wants to send one of us on a test trip, and if they can bring something back he said he will be comfortable with us getting the stones."
Natasha's head peaked out of the blanket now, face unreadable as a million thoughts run through her, she was about to offer herself up, but Steve cut her off., "Clint offered to do it."
Steve left the room, and you took the moment alone with Natasha as a chance to cuddle, and though she was deep in thought she easily embraced you, soft breathes leaving her as her hand ran through your hair, detangling knots.
"How you feeling?," your voice was muffled, but she heard you., "Nervous, but excited."
"I understand that, I miss my family too."
Natasha hummed, too deep in her thoughts to delve into the depths of pain Thanos caused.
It's been five rough years for the both of you after he altered your life's entire trajectory's. Natasha was hysterical when you met her, you flew down to Earth with Carol after she got a call on a pager, and for some reason you ended up staying. Everyone you cared about on your planet had turned to dust, so you thought you might be able to help the people here since they came face to face with the genocidal tyrant.
What you never expected was to fall in love with the gorgeous redhead, she was guarded at first, but you slowly wore her down with your sunny disposition, and now here you lay, safe in her arms, well loved, and happier than ever.
“If you like, while they do the trial run, I’ll make us breakfast while you pose as my sous chef, but really just sit pretty on the counter.,” Natasha chuckled, the rumblings felt by you as you snuggled into her chest, proudly beaming at the happiness you were able to elicit here.
“Sounds delightful honey, I’m in.,” she lightly kissed your lips as she rolled you onto your back, then she slipped out of bed., “Coming?”
You smirked., “I could be.,” she scrunched her nose in faux disgust, and threw a pair of pants at you before leaving the room with a smirk of her own and tantalizing sway to her hips.
Natasha was patiently waiting for you on the counter, eating straight from the blueberry container, and her hips danced joyously as she saw you reaching for the waffle maker., “Yay.”
A soft chuckle left you at her excitement, and you made quick work of mixing the batter so you could continue to bring her said joy. Natasha watched you move around the kitchen, her stomach grumbling in clear anticipation, and just as you were about to pour the batter into the mold she shrieked., “Darling wait!”
The ladle in your hand nearly fell at the fright, but you managed to catch it just in time to prevent a splattered mess of batter, “What?”
Natasha jumped down from the counter, she waltzed right on over to you, kissing your lips rather passionately, catching you off guard, all while her deceptive hands poured a half bag of chocolate chips into your batter, she pulled away with an accomplished smirk.. “Done.”
She giggled as you gasped., “You monster.”
“I think you meant savior.,” she winked, then ladled a healthy portion of the batter into the mold for you before settling herself back in your hold as you both listened to the sizzling.
Natasha set the table up after a moment of snuggling, setting down the cutlery, and the various toppings like whipped cream and fruit. Then shortly after you waltzed on over with a bowl of scrambled eggs, plates with waffles, and bacon, and a container of maple syrup.
Breakfast was relatively silent, except for the moans of a grateful redhead, and the scraping of cutlery. Your minds were preoccupied with the mission of the day to bring half of the world back, and the pressure that came with that was daunting to say the least. So silence it was.
Until Clint came into the kitchen., “It worked!,” the two of you jumped to your fit with wide smiles, and within no time you were stood on the platform with the entire team of misfits.
Natasha was perplexed to find Clint parting ways, and leaving with Rhodey and Nebula, but with one smile from you she found herself not really caring., “Don’t do anything reckless old man, you’re on your last life.,” she teased her best friend who pulled her in for a hug, then playfully jabbed her in the ribs., “You say that, but I can still outrun you on the racetrack.”
“I let you win, don’t wanna bruise your ego.”
“Mhm, sure thing Romanoff.,” he smirks, then turns to you a bit more seriously., “Keep her safe for me, will ya?,” you nodded, and Nat grabbed your hand to silently express thanks.
The flight to Vormir was short, and sweet. The trek up the mountains not so much, you were chuckling as Natasha grumbled the whole way up., “Baby, it’s not that bad.,” she glared., “I bet you the stupid raccoon didn’t have to do this.”
Before you could reply though an odd looking cloaked figure emerged from the shadows.
“Natasha Romanoff, Daughter of Ivan.,” he looked to her, then to you., “Y/N Y/L/N, Daughter of Rio,” you both raise your weapons, but the figure remains completely unfazed.
“Who are you?”
“Consider me a guide. To you, and to all who seek the Soul Stone."
"Oh, good. You tell us where it is. Then we'll be on our way.,” Natasha grits, while her finger still hovers over the trigger of her pistol.
"Ah, liebchen. If only it were that easy.,” you both cringe at the unsavory hidden messaging.
“What you seek lies in front of you, as does what you fear.,” he relays with an air of mystery, you frown and watch as Natasha tries to decode it., “The stone is down there."
"For one of you. For the other... In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love.,” he pauses, for what you only assume to be dramatic effect. “An everlasting exchange.”
She stares at him stumped., “A soul, for a soul.”
Natasha looks to you, but instead of fear in your eyes she sees a wave of clarity., “No.,” she shakes her head., “D-did you already know?”
“Nebula suspected.,” you bow your head, hand scratching your neck, but you don’t have much time to live in your anxiety., “So after she told me I made sure that Steve let it be me instead.”
“What about this makes any sense to you?”
“Well, Clint has a family, and you would beat him in no time, and if I made too much of an uproar to have you booted then you would’ve been suspicious, so this made the most sense.”
“Who’s to say I won’t win now, hm?,” she spat, and you shrugged, but with a firm hand you pulled her into your chest, she was stiff for a moment before accepting the familiar embrace.
“It has to be me Y/N/N.,” she whispered into you., “You’re too good, it wouldn’t be fair to let you do this, your family is going to need you.”
“So is yours Natasha, mine will understand.”
“No…,” her forehead now leaned against yours as the two of you shared a silent moment., “This isn’t fair Y/N/N, please don’t do this.”
“I love you Natasha.,” she sniffled, then she slammed her lips to yours in lieu of words, you pressed back just as firmly, reveling in what would be the final kiss of your life., “It’s okay.”
Natasha‘s eye flew open as she understood, you smiled at her just as she heard rocks shifting. She hadn’t been thinking straight, she was two seconds away from using her widow bites on you, but she was too late, the you before her fizzled out just as the loud thudding of your body could be heard reverberating off the mountains, and she crumbled to her knees.
Red Skull peers down, seeing your corpse, he’s perplexed by the lack of whooshing bright light theatrics., "Normally that fall does the trick."
“Oh dear.," the reality of the situation dawns on him after seeing the look of despondency on the redhead., "You know if you were only using her, you should've said so before she leaped."
“I-I.,” she went to deny his words, because in the moment it didn’t feel like she was, but if she’s honest she knew it was the damn truth.
"Honey, that was fucked up, in all my eons I have never...," she glanced up at the man, with a look of disbelief., "You're a fucking Nazi."
"Yeah, fair point, but I've never made someone think I loved them when I didn't.," he said with an indifferent shrug., "The bones crunch was satisfactory, but your lying, not so much"
Natasha pressed the button on her suit, she knew it wouldn’t be any better back home, but she wasn’t about to listen to a fucking Nazi berating her over some misaligned morals.
“Natasha, where’s Y/N?,” Bruce ask’s instantly, everyone else’s cheering dies down, and a wave of uncertainty fills the entire room.
“Dead.,” she replied monotonously, eyes void of life themselves., “Sacrificed herself for a rock that came with conditions I failed to meet.”
“What conditions?,” Steve asked perplexed, and the redhead looked to him with a scowl., “In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul for a soul.,” she repeats the floating figure’s ominous words, and the archer looks at her like she’s lost her mind.
"We have to go back, it had to have been a cosmic fluke then, how couldn’t you meet those conditions?," Clint despaired, looking down at his best friend who only looked to him with so much pain, and remorse in her eyes., "No."
"What do you mean no?"
"No Clint! It wasn’t some fluke, it was a mistake. Y/N vormoosed, and for what?"
"Because she loved you.," she grimaced., "Yeah, and she thought I loved her too, but I didn't."
“Natasha, that can’t be true.,” Tony spoke up., “You two were inseparable, and you clung to her like she was your lifeline; you’re crazy.”
“It was a lie I whispered in the dead of night because I was lonely, and she was there...," she admitted., "My heart could never be hers, it was always going to belong to another, and for that very damn reason I'll never get her back."
Everyone in the room froze at her brutal truth, they'd all grown to care for you over the last few years, and no one expected this of Nat.
"What about Y/N?" Clint asked bitterly, even if he hadn't known you for more than a week, he knew at the very least you were a good person., "She'll never get her life back Natasha, she gave it up in the hopes that you'll be okay, and all you care about is Wanda? The same woman who was in love with Vision as she dusted?”
"I-I.," she couldn't help how she felt, but to have the twisted truth thrown back at her only deepened the ache in her chest., "I didn't ask for this, if I could've loved Y/N, I would've!"
"You were so selfish, and now Y/N's family will never get to be back, and I'll never get mine.," Clint mercilessly berates the already breaking woman., "I guess it's true what they've all said: you can take the girl out of the Red Room, but the evil bred there still lies somewhere within."
"Thanks for nothing Natasha.," everyone filed out of the room, each with a look of confusion as they passed the woman they once viewed as family, but no longer recognized her as such.
Natasha took off in a sprint to the only place that has truly brought her comfort over the last five years—Wanda's room; it smelled faintly of roses, and the redhead sobbed as memories of the young witch encompassed her mind, then she picked up a more prominent scent as she fell into the dusty mattress—lilacs, and pine.
A sudden wave of nausea hits her as she sees a letter on the witches bed with your beautiful cursive handwriting on it addressed to Wanda. With shaking hands she rips the letter out.
"Take care of her for me please, I always knew our time together was fleeting, and that's ok.
She cared for me, I know she did, but she'll never be able look at me like the way she did whenever you were brought up in a simple conversation. I love her enough to let her go.
To love is to know sacrifice, and today I'll be taking Clint's place to make the biggest of all. Bringing you back to Natasha, Clint's family back to him, and allowing mine to return. There’s nothing more right then this decision, to die for the ones I love is a worthy choice.
I am sad I never got to meet you though, you seem rather lovely Wanda.
With all my best wishes— Y/N Y/L/N. <3”
"Oh God.," Natasha cries out, her stomach lurches and she rushes to the bathroom to throw up this morning's breakfast, the one she happily shared with you, smiling and laughing all the while imagining it was Wanda who was in your place., "What have I fucking done?"
When she closes her eyes she sees Yelena's half smirk, and her body starts to shake., "Moya mladshaya sestra, pozhaluysta, prosti menya."
(My little sister, please, forgive me)
Wanda's soft smile floods her mind next, and her heart shatters, tears slippin down her face., "Moya nastoyashchaya lyubov', prosti."
(My true love, I’m sorry)
After she blinks she only sobs harder, your bright smile takes the witches place, the same one that kept her from the edge of insanity for the last five years., "Oh Y/N, I am so sorry."
While staring aimlessly at the marble walls she wills herself to understand why the hell she couldn't have just loved you, you were so easy to be around, and you loved her so fiercely. Even if it was only a fraction of the way she felt for Wanda, if she just let that wall fall instead of pretending, then this mess wouldn't be.
Either she would've won the sacrificial game, or your death wouldn’t be in vain, because as she sits here she's not sure if she'll be able to go on knowing she let you die for her love, and left billions of people in a state of nothingness.
The rickety carousel that is life will keep turning for all who remain unblipped, but for Natasha, well, all she has is her gushing ledger and at this point it will never stop dripping.
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Natasha choosing Wanda over the R was another stipulation, and no Happy Ending.
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lazlolullaby · 1 year
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Starmora is still canon, stop sinking your own ship
I'm not sure why people are mad or sad about the way Gunn "ended" the Starmora relationship? It's not over, it just went through a natural resting point after all of the stuff that happened in the plot???
Because even if the characters don't share a screen anymore, that doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean that love can't happen twice. Gunn has laid the groundwork - you can see it if you're looking at the characters.
Gamora has always been subtle. but she commits. She puts her whole traumatized heart into something if she believes that it's the right thing. She was raised by Freaking Thanos - she was (kinda) fine with him killing half the population but when Ronan wanted All of Xandar killed she Bolted. Betrayed Ronan and by proxy Thanos and Nebula.
After Endgame, she knows how to reach the Guardians if she wanted to. Heck, she's been talking with Nebula who respects that enough to only bring her on a mission that could kill a Guardian and end their found family.
About 75% of Gamora's lines are her denying that she's the same person. She's clearly pissed as hell that Peter is trying to "bring her back" when it's clear to her that she's fine without the Guardians.
At the end of the movie, if she wanted to be on the same team as Peter, she would have stayed on Knowhere. If she never wanted to see Peter again, she wouldn't have said anything.
By saying "I bet we were fun" its a signal to both Peter AND the audience that she is fine to stay in contact. That she acknowledges that her love with Peter could happen again.
As for Peter...
Peter loves HARD. He's never been subtle about it. He's never been subtle about feelings; happy, sad, angry, romantic - he boosts them up and uses them as a distraction, makes others think he's not sharp as an arrow.
He values Gamora's choices. We see him flirting at Knowhere, she pulls a knife on him and he doesn't directly flirt again for a while. You see that in Vol 2 when he's patient about her having feelings. He SHOT HER in Infinity War because she told him to. She's dead but she knows - she knows that's love.
We know he respects her choices in all situations...except in Vol 3. He's more childish and clingy especially compared to the other Guardians - they don't try as hard as Peter does to get her back. I feel like this is justified; he's already heavily traumatized from Infinity War and as acknowledged in the movie(!) Peter is dependent on Gamora in a way that the other Guardians aren't.
And with Vol 3, he's lost that part of him. He just wants "his Gamora" back. And it's cringy and sad and messed up.
You can parallel it to Thanos, who just saw "his little one", a daughter he trained to be a weapon and didn't acknowledge as a person. You can parallel it to the High Evolutionary, who wants his creations "perfect" and only sees Rocket as a failure that needs to be utterly destroyed.
(yeah it's a theme, its kickass writing, it's *chefs kiss* thank you mr. Gunn for tying this all up with a big fancy bow)
Peter is stronger than both of them. Able to move past what he thinks he needs and see Gamora as she is now instead of as he wants her to be.
"Like you wouldn't believe." He finally has something in his past that is complicated but at the end of the day, he can smile about it. An ending he can be at peace with.
Both of them know that they are not the same people that met on Xandar outside the pawn broker's shop. Fighting over their ticket out from under Yondu and Thanos.
But they know they could be good to each other again. It's just going to take some time apart.
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tilltheendwilliwrite · 10 months
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Cries of Thunder
Chapter Twenty-One
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Master List |  Thor Odinson Master List
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Pairing: Thor Odinson x OFC Fallon Smith (post Ragnarok - no Thanos)
Warnings: This story deals with themes of past spousal abuse to the extremes. There is a chance that all chapters may deal with tough or triggering themes. Please read with caution. Angst, Loki being Loki, and Thor being *chef’s kiss*
Fallon woke to a gentle dawn through the uncovered window, a warm body at her back, and a large hand holding her breast. Surprisingly, panic didn't flood her veins or send acid rolling in her stomach. She didn't stiffen, flinch, or cringe away; it took thirty seconds to figure out why. 
Jay had not slept in the same bed as her in seven years.
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hvlthgxth · 2 months
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Oppenheimer for boys:
So imagine Germany, Russia (those are the bad guys) and America are in a BIIIIIIIIG chili cook-off, but Hitler (he's like Thanos, but a real guy?) He thinks any chefs that ALSO do baking are gay, so he fires them, BUT Oppie, he's a super woke homie (Don't worry, boys. He still crushes MAJOR puss) so he's like, what if I use the homos to win the chili cook-off? This is like a double-own because Oppie comes from a long line of bakers.
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thanos-the-dad-titan · 10 months
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Would you like some soup?
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zenwhoberi · 10 months
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Ooooo okay here’s a fun one, what would be your wish list for a second eidos Montreal guardians game ?
1. peter gets a good haircut
HA but realistically knowing the game didn’t do so well (GAMERS HAVE SUCH BAD TASTE I HATE YOU ALL. MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY) means it’s not going to happen and it’s saddd!!!
but anyway!! having nikki gold as part of the lineup is such an incredibly unique and refreshing idea i hope she would stick around. and adam too obviously. mantis should be a main team member and go into more detail on the celestial madonna.
rich should be introduced!!!! he was referenced and the fact that peter dislikes him is very funny to me (just admit ur crush and GO) and you CAN’T tease rich and me to just forget.
nova having moondragon on file was exciting. i know some people think it’s redundant having mantis and moondragon around at the same time but having her be a kind of antagonist (not the main one!!! but go dragon of the moon it would be so unique!!) would be fun and then let her join the team at the end. just lean into the whole dragon thing!
other than that going more in detail on spartax would be good. peter’s heritage was a big gameplay element so i wouldn’t mind going into more detail on that story/character-wise.
story i have no idea. i have a feeling they were setting up something regarding thanos and the stones (drax IS an avatar of life in this version if i’m remembering correctly and he could sense thanos was not gone. the others put it down to trauma but he KNEW in his gut). that would be annoying to me if I didn’t think they would do a better job than the mcu. they absolutely would. that version was so bad sorry. and having a thanos story with the gotg as leads that actually does a good job with gamora (eidos gamora is FANTASTIC) and has adam around? chef’s kiss. god just make it a trilogy and have mr. T. Hanos be the grand finale and go full weirdness with the soul world and the stones <3
having the universal church of truth as the villains in the first game showed they weren’t afraid to go straight into just. idk. gotg bullshit so i would just be excited to see anything they came up with tbh.
also let me blast jack flag out an airlock again it’s so stupid god bless
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themculibrary · 3 months
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Summary: It's Stephen's and Loki's first wedding anniversary. They celebrate with an overnight in a hotel, champagne, poetry, and sex. Plenty of sex.
dedicated to the one i love (ao3) - 18kiwis gamora/peter T, 6k
Summary: Gamora’s not the best chef. Okay, she’s downright awful, but that doesn’t stop her from trying.
Or, 5 times Gamora (unsuccessfully) cooks and 1 time she doesn’t cook at all.
Have Your Cake and Eat It Too (ao3) - haybelle sam/bucky G, 398
Summary: It's Sam and Bucky's wedding anniversary and they're out to dinner celebrating. When Sam orders dessert, Bucky thinks he'll just eat some of Sam's instead of ordering his own dessert. After five years of marriage, he should've known better.
Husband (ao3) - celtic7irish steve/tony G, 100
Summary: It's Steve & Tony's anniversary.
I Love You Always Forever (ao3) - Artemis_Egeria wanda/vision T, 2k
Summary: Wanda and Vision celebrate their anniversary. In one universe.
In Beauty, Like the Night (ao3) - cakeisnotpie clint/phil M, 2k
Summary: 5 times Clint and Phil slept together, and one time they didn’t
in each other's keeping (ao3) - ishipallthings steve/tony G, 1k
Summary: “Hi,” Tony says, a little breathlessly. After a pause, he adds, “Missed you.” It’s been a year, and it still surprises Tony sometimes, that he can say that to Steve without hiding it behind crooked smirks and sarcastic jokes about giddy optimism, that he can just tell Steve he’s missed him without any caveats.
“Missed you too,” Steve replies easily, and hearing that in return is almost sweeter than getting to say it to Steve.
(On their first anniversary post-Thanos, Steve and Tony take care of each other in the aftermath of a battle).
Lights Out (ao3) - sarahbeniel bucky/darcy T, 1k
Summary: Darcy and Bucky's anniversary plans are foiled by a power outage.
Set a Course for Adventure (ao3) - Politzania steve/tony G, 1k
Summary: To celebrate their 15th anniversary as well as Steve’s retirement from active duty, Steve and Tony’s friends send them on a mystery cruise; the two of them are initially less than thrilled.
The Anniversary (ao3) - Andrea1717 steve/bucky T, 1k
Summary: Steve and Bucky celebrate their marriage anniversary.
The Journey (ao3) - scottxlogan bucky/steve/tony E, 7k
Summary: Steve and Tony decide to take a special trip for their anniversary together. To spice things up they decide to gift each other a vacation with Bucky who is ready and willing to be what they need to make their anniversary even more memorable. Will it prove to be exactly what they needed to strengthen their marriage or will they find something more in their playtime with Bucky?
three years (ao3) - zetermj mj/peter G, 1k
Summary: in which peter and mj come to the realisation that they’ve been together for three years. (really short fluff)
You Think I Didn't Care? (ao3) - ZaraMelMercury steve/tony E, 2k
Summary: It's Steve and Tony's first anniversary together after Tony snapped his fingers and defeated Thanos.
Tony prepares a special gift for his beloved, but the night takes an unexpected turn...
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turvi · 2 years
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Come Get Your Funky Lovestory
Pairings: Eddie Brock x Reader, slight Bucky x Reader, Sam Wilson x Reader (platonic), Peter Parker x Reader (platonic)
Warning: Mention of death.
@preciousbabypeter
Whew, what a week! It was a rollercoaster. After everything went down, I kept close eyes on Peter. Even though he is an Avenger and everyone claims that he will be fine, I know he won’t be, because at one point I lost everything too. I was married when I first met Steve and Bucky in the 40s. Who knew my one wrong decision would lead me here.
After I lost my husband in the war, I took up the Hydra program for two years as means to earn money. I had a son Abel who now I had to look after and being a cook didn't give me enough income. But it was a domino effect after that. They had programmed the winter soldier to safe keep the Adaptoids. To make my escape, to find my son I had to fight the man for whom my feelings were growing, who was there to hold me when my world crumbled down, who kissed me that night at the carnival to keep my brain calm, and who gave me his jacket when it got chilly.
Steve was a big help (even though my hydra brain was initially trying to kill him) and after finding out my son was dead, after all the wars I just want a break. Not just for me but for Peter too. I can’t help but feel like a big sister to him. I tried to settle myself by getting a job in the Hell kitchen since that was what I did in the 40s. Yes, while the Avengers were trying to figure out how to defeat Thanos, I was perfecting Steak au Poivre.
While I thought I could rekindle my romance with Bucky it turned out fatal. I know he is trying but when you have spent 40 years with Winter Soldier it gets tough to explain your brain, he is not the same and it did break my heart to see him flirt with Sarah and here I thought if I will be able to fight away the thought that Bucky is not longer a threat to my life, we have a chance. But he didn’t even mention the kiss so I returned his jacket (to Sam I am not ready to have the conversation with Bucky why I still have his jacket).
I got an apartment that is surprise few blocks from where Peter is staying despite Sam and Bucky trying to change my mind and get me to stick with them and continue staying with Sam. I love them but even if I wanted to after my promotion to assistant chef, I had to move to New York full time and couldn’t slack like I used to because if I lose this job, I will lose my only source of income.
Peter was delighted to see me and I visit him time to time to check up on him, Bucky and Sam still think it is a bad idea to stay alone so far. I was told by my landlord that my neighbor has also moved in a week ago. Good we have something in common.
As I park my car near the building my phone buzzes. Bucky.
“Hey Buck”
“Hey Doll how is shifting going on?”
“It is hardly shifting Bucky I have one box with me I have to buy furniture so my neighbors don’t take me as a squatter.” I chuckled
“You met them?”
“No but I will meet them after I make them my special Chicken Cordon Bleu” I said taking my box out of the car. I think I should have asked Bucky for help because the box is quite big and kind of obstructing my view
“I feel like I am missing out, I could still come and help you doll”
I halted my movement at his words. This is what infuriates me about him. One moment he makes me feel like I am the most important person in his life and the next moment pretends I don’t exist.
“Oh shit” I scrunched my eyebrows when realisation hit me
“What happened Doll?” urgency in his voice
“I can’t make Chicken Cordon Bleu; I don’t know what their eating preferences are. I have to make something that can be eaten whatever their preference will be”
I said as I climbed the stairs leading to my apartment
“Also, I have been meaning to ask you what was Fury talking to you about? It looked quite serious”
“Well according to Fury, a parasite named Venom has been spotted in New York and has wreaked havoc in San Francisco and while I am taking my break I should also look out to any suspicious behaviour and bring him in”
“Are you sure you don’t need my help?”
“No definitely not, from what I have seen I’ll let Fury and his gang handle it I’ll just observe from far and not interact with the species and provide information to Fury. I think its quite easy nothing can go wrong –
I spoke too soon. Even before I could finish my sentence, I collided with someone causing me to lose my balance on my box but before it could slip the stranger took hold it his finger accidently brushing mine.
“I am so sorry I was distracted” I quickly apologised to the man in front of me. He is cute. His hair dishevelled, blue frowning eyes that quickly softened, tattoos on his arms, black leather jacket. He looks like bad news but he is cute.
“I’m sorry I wasn’t looking either” he said nervously chuckling
“I think I should help with that” He said pointing towards my box
“Oh no its just one box I can’t bother you with one box”
“It’s the most I can do given I just broke your bones” We both chuckle at his quip. Yeah, he is a burly man and has the ability to break my bones if I didn’t have superpowers.
“Doll?” Shit, I forgot about Bucky
“Uh, I will call after I get settled” I quickly cut my phone, he will understand.
He quickly took my box and started walking upstairs with me when he stopped again.
“What?”
“I-uh I forgot to ask your flat number”
“Its 313” I giggled. Since when did I giggle like this?
“313? I am in 314.”
“Oh, you are my new neighbour”
“Yeah, I just moved from San Francisco”  
“Oh, can I ask why?”
“Its not really a big deal I had my own news show, The Eddie Brock show but thought I needed a change so The Daily Bugle is my change”
We reached my flat as I fished for my keys, I asked him with a dopey smile
“Let me guess you are Eddie Brock”
He chuckled “Good girl, so smart” he quipped as shivers ran down my spine with his words. Gosh what is happening to me.
I opened the door and led him in. The apartment was quite cold and spacious. 
“No furniture?”
“Ugh well I just got promoted and lived somewhere not good so this apartment is the change in my life hence fresh furniture” I actually never got to live anywhere. After I was unfrozen by Zemo, I have been in one war after another.  
“What do you do?”
“I am working in Hell’s Kitchen just got promoted to Assistant Chef”
“Wow we should celebrate the great changes in our lives…. If you want to of course”
You know what fuck it
“Yeah definitely”
“Cool I’ll meet you on the rooftop the view is beautiful”
“Right now?”
“What better time than now?”
“Ok, I’ll freshen up and meet you upstairs” I can feel the heat on my cheeks for smiling for so long
“Ok, see you soon” he said with a big smile taking his leave
Wow that was unpredictable. I closed my distance with the door to lock it when Eddie peeped his head inside. Our faces were so close I could feel his breath on my cheeks
“Uh- I didn’t catch your name”
“Y/N Y/LN” 
Part 2
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helloliriels · 2 years
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LIRIELS MASTER POST
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Headers link to read (*indicates WIP, or may be cont.):
LIRIELS CHAPTERED FICS (5k+)
L.O.V.E. - John Watson wanted a soulmate. His sister ... just wanted this game to be over. Enter Sherlock Holmes. Fate it seems, has it's own plans ... and the game? Is never over! (27k, M, Only You AU, Italy, fortune teller, ouija board)
*(I Love You) Infinitely - With a snap of his fingers, Thanos caused the heartache and loss of half a planet's population ... and Watson of all people, could kiss the glove that did. (19k+, T, Infinity War, Post-TRF)
*Christmas in Honeycutt - John's publisher invites a sailor out to his idyllic estate for a Christmas worthy a hero ... only ... John doesn't have an estate. Or a wife. Or a child. He just writes about them! (25k+, M, WWII, spy, codes)
Give My Love To The Chef - John visits the restaurant after the Fall. They serve him the perfect dishes. Dishes that make him feel homesick and happy. Somehow ... the chef always knows what he wants before he asks ... (18k, M, Post-TRF, Fix-it)
Playing Cupid - What if Sherlock sent Mike out to bring Watson back? What if he was taking no chances on that chance meeting? (ASIP fix-it, canon complicit)
Spin The Bottle - Have you ever played this game before, Sherlock? (8k, M, S1-2ish, Strip Games)
*What If I'm Not? - Maybe in confessing why he's not o.k. ... he is really pushing Sherlock out of his life for good. How could such a disclosure not? (5k+, correspondence fic, fluff collab)
LIRIELS SHORT FICS (up to 5K)
PAYPHONE - (<2k ea., post-TRF alternates)
Keep Us From Falling - (5k, T, Una Stubbs tribute)
*Love Potion No. 9 - (5k, G, HP au, complete as-is)
The Years Keep Returning Me To You - (4k)
*Give Me A Reason - (4k, New Years alt meet)
The Girlfriend Mixup - (3k, angst, fluff)
Bleeding Out - (3k, S3 never happened)
*Hurt For Me - (3k; may become M 15-20k+)
Sherlock Is A Girls Name - (2k, HLV, alt S3)
Next Time - (2k, angst, fluff, first kiss)
*Rarified - (2k, synesthesia, soulmates au)
Kiss Me Now Before You Go - (2k, WWII)
The Limp You Gave Me - (<2k, angst, post-TRF)
I Will Try (To Fix You) - (<2k, steampunk, TRF)
Summer Calling ... - (<1k, teenlock, skinny dipping)
Hope Eternal - (1k, Hobbit inspired, post-TRF fix-it)
The Genius Who Had No Heart In His Chest - (<1k, x reader)
*After All - (<1k, oneshot, idiots in love)
*Without A You - (<1k, without a clue, role rev.)
Into Battle - (<1k, oneshot, fixing S3 TSOT)
LIRIELS PROMPT FICS (Collection)
Most less than 1k words, oneshots, drabble, etc. prompted by Tumblr posts, asks, events, and challenges.
The Paper Boy (#sherlock challenge)
LOCK DOWN (#FFF155)
CATCH (#sherlock challenge)
H.O.U.N.D. (#FFF120)
S P I C E (#sherlock challenge)
The Cuts That Bleed (#FFF139)
Experiments in Conductivity (#FFF126)
Come Closer
Drowning (And I Thought You Knew)
THIINK TWIICE (#FFF125)
Upside Down (#sherlock challenge)
Speak For Me (#FFF154)
*Do Not Download The Souls (#FFF140)
*You Can See Me
The Highest Compliment
Never Gonna Dance Again
Constellations
RISE AND FALL (#FFF145)
LONG LOST ... (#holmestice)
LOST PUPPY
Paper Heart
Do Bees Kiss? or Just Sting?
Short Poems Are The Best
A Thing (destial news)
Three Little Words (groot & SH talking)
I Will Go Down With This Ship
What To Give The Detective Who Has Everything
The Devil Went Down To London
I Want To Love Him In The Sunlight (Clueda)
He Smiles (haiku, 7PercentSolution)
Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit!
LIRIELS SHERLOCK POETRY (Collection)
Coffee and Then Coffee // A Million Things You Don't Do // RED // Empty Hearse // But I Can't // Welcome to London // The Next Time We Say Goodbye // We'll Go No More A-Sleuthing // Endgame // Invisible Man // Distractions // You Speak and Worlds Awaken // This Ending // 3rd is Last Place // Somebody's Someone // Undo Me // Without a Clue // I Fight the Need // Boxing Day // ... But I Can't Have Him // 2 B 1 // Your Orbit // Moving On // Infinity Smiles
LIRIELS PODFICS (Gifts for)
*Juxtaposition (Clueda)
How To Date Your Flatmate (EchoSilverWolf)
Prompt #49 Take Off Your Shirt (KittenKin)
The Wedding Gift (Calais_Reno)
Queer Eye: Johnlock Edition (fellshish)
I Speak for the Curls (ChrisCalledMeSweetie)
I Have Not Lingered (saintscully)
The Telltale Heart (Calais_Reno)
Tattered (SrebrnaFH)
SHERLOCK IS LIT Sherlocked blackout poems made from classic lit, Including: Alice in Wonderland, Charles Dickens' Bleak House, Sinbad the Sailor, Anne of Green Gables, Oliver Twist, and A Princess of Mars.
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR LOCK OUT Sherlocked rock music album covers, including: MCR, Pink Floyd, Flyleaf, Nirvana, Johnny Cash, Gotye, Breaking Benjamin, Adele, Pet Shop Boys, Marvin Gaye, Simon & Garfunkel, and FFDP.
(NOT SO) FAKE FIC TITLES Over 100+ fake fic titles to browse! From 75+ submitted prompts on Tumblr (thank you!) Intended to be 100% fake (but some I accidentally started ... so *shrug*)! Celebrating 100 works on Ao3! I fell down a Tumblr hole (inventing a new kind of torture) and having too much fun to leave it! A few (*) may yet become real boys ... INBOX OPEN!
LIRIELS SHERLOCK FAN ART Fan art made for the love of Johnlock, in any universe.
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spectralarchers · 1 year
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@crisis-response-specialist tagged me in a "Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ♥️"
so here goes:
"Nothing Burns like the Cold" is my absolute favorite fic that I've ever written. It's only about 45k long, but the journey of figuring out all the historical things for a fic which had a setting of "Hawkeye goes to Greeland with the Sirius Patrol to find Captain America" was such an incredible one. I love this fic so much too because the friendship between Steve Rogers and Clint Barton got really cemented in my head here. It's just such a wonderful, down to earth, fic and I wish I could make an actual comic book based on it because the illustrations of Greenland in my mind... *chef's kiss*
"Swallow Your Soul" is my second favourite fic I've written, and it's also the longest thing I've ever spit out, bonging out at 114k. I still have no idea how the hell that monster of a fic became so big as it was, I only remember thinking that I needed to write something set between Age of Ultron and Civil War with Ronin as a focus. One of my favorite characters in this story is actually Buck Chisholm, whom I pictured in the likeness of Woody Harrelson as I was writing, and Barney, of course.
"Five Times Clint Barton Spoke with Steve Rogers about Growing Old and the One Time He Didn't" is my third favourite thing I've ever written, and it's one of those short 6k fics I've written punctually. The reason why this fic means so damn much to me is because older Steve Rogers in the story is based so much on my own grandfather. I loved that man so very much, and his life was so full of anecdotes and experience, and I wrote this fic in May of 2019. My grandfather passed at the age of 93 in August of 2019, and even though I miss him every single day, whenever I read this fic again, I am reminded of how kind he was and how I apparently managed to transform some of my fondest memories of my grandfather into old man Steve Rogers.
"'til the skies bleed ashes" is my 2019 NaNoWriMo, which came out at a grand total of 84k words. It's what I imagined would have canonically happened after Infinity War, before Endgame came out and surprised all of it. I remember the kicker being "what if Clint became Director of SHIELD after Fury got dusted?" and then sprinkling some Ronin on top of that, and trying to make things work out. One of my absolute favourite scenes I've ever written is from this fic, and it's the one where Thor is given the heart-shaped herb from Ramonda and T'Challa and goes to his home in Bilskirnir and sees his family together before being brought back to the battlefield atop Sleipnir, flanked by Valkyrie on her Pegasus, Hela on Fenris and Carol Danvers glowing in the sky. Sending the personification of death from the MCU after Thanos made the most sense to me, since that's what he went after in the comics.
"a mausoleum fit for me" is my only non-Marvel fic on this list, but it is my second longest fic ever, at 104k. I remember watching The Old Guard in 2020 and being absolutely mesmerized by this sad, depressed French immortal, and thinking "I have to dissect how he came to be" and originally, the story was going to follow him throughout his life. Eventually, I decided to make a cut by (spoiler alert) Booker's first death in Russia and then continue the rest of the story post-immortality in another fic, which is how this monster of a fic happened. I had my entire living room plastered with post-its and dates and events and someone once told me that "they learned more about the French Revolution through this fic than they did at school" and that's about the greatest compliment anyone could ever give me.
I'm going to send some asks around, but if you feel like self-reccing based on this, consider yourselves tagged <3
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