Spock- should come as a surprise to no one. i knew it from the moment he raised his eyebrow. and from his eyeshadow. my number one cunt.
Uhura- who else can pull off bright green hoop earrings and a red longsleeved minidress? no one (except for spock). did you see her in the mirrorverse episode? motherload of cunt.
Bones- eyebrow raise once again. always on the bridge for no reason. also he’s a doctor. incredible amount of grumpiness in the most sassy old man way ever. call him dr. leonard mccunt.
Chekov- only seen him in 3 episodes but he came out swinging. backtalks everyone. including any omnipotent beings he comes across. chekov’s gun? no. chekov’s cunt.
Kirk- could be cuntier but it is understandable when you see who he’s up against. throws himself against any and all enemies despite having a stun gun. tits always out. ass fat. james t. cunt.
Chapel- could serve more, understandable that she does not. she is a woman with a job. crushing on a gay man when uhura is right there. however she gets points for being a space nurse and having a full face of makeup the whole time. i’d say an average amount of cunt.
Sulu- a difficult decision, but he gets points for his eyeshadow. it’s not as much his lack of cunt as much as how much cuntiness everyone around him exudes. goofy lil’ guy. like to fence shirtless down the hall. also an average amount of cunt. basically tied with chapel.
Scotty- i’m sorry scotty truthers i love him dearly. unfortunately he is more wet cat man than cunt serving king. in love with his ship. getaway driver for the landing party. slightly less than average amount of cunt.
Kirk, on Chekov's first day: YOU READY TO JOIN THIS SHIP, KID!?!
Chekov: I'm ready!
Kirk: READY TO DIE FOR THIS SHIP!?!
Chekov: I'm re- wait like die-die?
I particularly love Spockanalia for how personal it feels. It's like looking at doodles from close friends in the margins of a schoolbook, even all these years later. It was published when Trek was still in its first ever season (1967). The first 'zine!
Roddenberry himself even read Spockanalia as he received copies while the show was still in production.
Thank you Devra Langsam and Sherna Comerford, wherever you are now. The eternal fandom lives on 🔥
this fanzine was contributed to by so many other amazing beautiful people, please use the source link to look at everything- there's more information than i could possibly ever hope to summarize here!
I made this a few months ago, and it’s just been sitting in my camera role. I deserves to be posted (more edits to come, I’ve had too many Star Trek edits just sitting there waiting to be posted)
Uhura: What’s it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you reach comfortably for anything?
Spock: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Chekov: What would happen if I put a whole bag of flour in the dishwasher?
Chekov: Would it turn into a big pile of dough that gummed up everything, thereby ruining the dishwasher? Or would the dishwasher be able to handle it?
Chekov: I've looked a bunch online and I can't find any examples of someone doing this.