#chemistry jokes

[inhumanliquid]

They're putting chemicals in the oil to turn the frigging fats trans. Or something. Idk, I'm not a chemist or a conservative.

#queer jokes #trans jokes #chemistry jokes

[clay0523]

It’s technically Saturday but it’s always Floofty Friday

#floofty friday #bugsnax #floofty my beloved #floofty fizzlebean #chemistry jokes

[kevcool777]

Cation

#chemistry memes #chemistry #chemblr #chemistry jokes #cat

[smak-annihilation]

chemistry would be so easy if only ( and C looked less similar

#funny #haha #comedy #meme #joyful cheer #joyus whimsy #chemistry #chemistry memes #chemistry jokes #science #struggling with chemistry #chemistry struggle

[lemonxlimee]

an object show character called Lead but their nickname is Pb

Like how tennis ball is tb, Teardrop is td, golf ball is gb

But lead's nickname would be pb

#Chemistry jokes #science #object shows #battle for dream island #miscellaneous

[let-me-simp-in-peace]

what kind of pickup lines would kuroo use on his s/o?

Kuroo is a major science nerd, so he’d probably use those awful chemistry jokes, and his s/o is just so done with it but puts up with it anyway because they love him.

~

“Hey Y/n?”

“Hey Kuroo. What’s up?”

“Are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all I can see is U and I together.”

“Why are you using pickup lines?”

“Hey, want to swap oxidation numbers?”

“You’ve had my number since we met.”

“Is it cool if I stick to you like gluecose?”

“Kuroo, we’re already dating.”

“I must be magnesium and you must be oxygen because I light up when I’m with you.”

“How long are you going to do this?”

“We must be galvanic cells because there’s definitely electricity between us.”

“Did the static in your hair shock your brain or something?”

“You wound me, Y/n.”

“I’m sorry. Were you expecting a different-“

“Don’t you dare!”

“Reaction?”

“I don’t know whether I’m proud or disappointed.”

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu imagine #reader insert #reader #gender neutral reader #fluff #kuroo tetsurou x reader #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo x reader #haikyuu kuroo #hq kuroo #haikyuu kuroo x reader #pickup lines #chemistry jokes #aka i try to be funny

[pyromantic-mishap]

#trans pride #transgender #chemistry #chemistry jokes #pride #lgbtq

[catastrxblues]

he just becomes 6.022 × 10²³ times more attractive i don't make the rules

#i love me some #chemistry jokes #science<3 #queen charlotte a bridgerton story #queen charlotte #king george #charlotte x george #bridgerton #netflix #chemblr #chemistry #nadirants

[gandalf-the-bean]

organic chemistry is giving me whiplash cause we keep going from this:

and this:

named (2E,5S,6Z)-5-chloro-3,6-diethyl-2,6-nonadiene

to THIS:

#funny #chemistry #chemistry jokes #organic chemistry #whiplash #science #funny science #college

[achildofapollo]

Found this on Pinterest but don’t tell me that Kuro wouldn’t send this to the Nekoma GC and be so proud

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #kuro tetsuro #haikyuu nekoma #chemistry jokes

[tabbyclaw]

Some of my yarn had developed a weird smell, so I left it in a bag of baking soda for a while. It worked, but the mess when I tried to clean it off and wind it was almost not worth it. I'm covered in baking soda, and probably inhaled about half my weight in it as well.

So yes, I am, in fact, a basic bitch.

#chemistry jokes #crafting #I bought this yarn in 2018 #did half a project #then stopped crocheting altogether until about six months ago

[eemoo1o-animoo]

A chemist would call Ciel “chlorine”.

#get it? #but but but #do you get it? #I’ll leave #chemistry jokes #no context just my mind wandering a few hours ago when I was bored #black butler #kuroshitsuji #ciel phantomhive #original post #shitpost

[dkl9]

(from AN #1391)

#chemistry jokes #butene #chemblr

[mxmuffin]

I'm so fruity, they call me fructose

#chemistry jokes

[a1kalii]

I feel like people underestimate how much unbrittled power Bill Nye has with younger generations. He could literally tweet like anything in support of anything (within reason) and it would immidetly be like done. Like Ao3 when thier like, 👉👈 "can we have 5 bucks for icecream plz" and the internets like "FUCK YEA HERE GO BUY A HOUSE MOTHAFUCKA" ITS THE SAME WITH BILL NYE OKAY. we would literally all do anything for him.

#bill nye #science #physics jokes #science jokes #enviornment #global warming #bill nye the science guy #chemistry #chemistry jokes

[maydayhall]

According to Chemistry EtOH(alcohol) is a Solution

I should add modern maenads to the Wine Cult Gay Bar in my game

#greek mythology #dating sim #erosed novelle #fanart #dionysus #cult #pan #nonbinary #horns #wine cult #do you prefer cola? #Spotify #tragedy and comedy #oedipus #madness #drunk #chemistry jokes #EtOH