#chemistry pun

[basilsbestpainting]

Is your pH 8 or higher?

Because you sure seem to be a basic ass bitch

#insults #science insults #pun #chemistry pun #pH

[crustychameleon]

two carbons in love call that carbon dating 💖

#carbon #chemistry #chemistry pun #chemistry joke #haha

[toubledrouble]

Interesting fact I think you didn't know (and which I've learned from my chemistry teacher that worked in different branches of the industry his entire life):

Czech people are kind of radiation resistant because we literally live on radioactive soil (the entire country is filled with uranium. When Marie Sklodowska Curie discovered radiation, she was using Czech uranium).

And that's also why we handled the Chernobyl radiation so well - we're used to it and basically immune to it.

That's right folks, Czechs are basically radioactive

#čumblr #czech #chemistry #science #fun facts #czech republic #uranium #radiation #Maybe that's why we're so toxic? Haha #I'm sorry but the pun opportunity was right there

[spacefinch]

#mole interest #avogadro’s number #science #chemistry #puns #science puns

[shitacademicswrite]

#lol #funny #puns #geology #archaeology #chemistry #physics

[illuminopseudonymous]

What elements would a die be made of?

Copper and beryllium, because it's a

#jokes #puns #chemistry #science #science jokes

[nuxmediocre]

Incorrect Thiam quotes ##

(AU in which Brett is alive, and Theo goes to Beacon Hills High with Liam)

Theo, looking at Brett and Nolan: They have chemistry…

Liam, absentmindedly: We have Chemistry too, dumbass.

Theo:

Liam, realizing: I meant the class! It starts in five minutes.

#thiam incorrect quotes #teen wolf incorrect quotes #liam #theo #liam dunbar #theo x liam #teen wolf #theo raeken #incorrect thiam quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #thiam is endgame #they have chemistry #pun intended

[for-my-mind-to-run-around-free]

I have finally calculated it. This is the mole interest:

Pay in tags, per mole picture posted. Drawings also count. Mole interests must be paid.

#double pun? #mole interest #mols #interest #chemistry #chemblr #avagadro’s constant #funny #I really hope no one has already made this joke #because this is hilarious #yes im laughing at my own joke #it’s funny #mine

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Though few new non-carcinogenic fireproof chemicals have been discovered in recent years, scientists are continuing to do asbestos they can.

#asbestos #chemistry #science #fire #pun #unreality

[californiastatelibrary]

This month @usnatarchives #hashtagparty is #ArchivesWomenInSTEM (forgive us for putting the hashtags in the text, Tumblr friends) — so we thought we'd highlight the brilliant sister of astronomer Tycho Brahe, Sophia Brahe. She was a horticulturist fluent in astronomy, medicine and chemistry and she often worked with her scientist brother.

#ArchivesWomenInSTEM #Women In STEM #STEMblr #Womens History Month #horticulture #astronomy #medicine #chemistry #archives #libraries #womens history #accidentally typed 'whomens' and honestly I want to use that as a pun somehow now

[clearcloudlesssky]

me @ my chemistry nerd gf

hey do you think i’m boron

am i a good samarium

do you not appreciate my iron-y

are you not slapping your neon

i would tell you a good joke but all the best ones argon

should i zinc of a new joke

i’m sodium thoughtful aren’t i

you know most of these jokes were xenon television

hey girl are you gold cause you’re pretty au-some

alright these jokes are really boron, sorry for making you sulfur through them

might have to stop soon cause sleep is krypton up on me (but don’t worry, i’ve got my ion you)

#i’m sorry #stella’s misc #i’m not funny #periodic table of elements #chemistry #bad puns #terrible puns #awful puns

[pattdork]

Beatrice: What do you need these many bottles of water for again?

Ava: My chemistry teacher said he'd give me extra credit once I walk on water.

Beatrice: are you sure testing his patience is wise?

Ava: if he laughs he'll have to honor our agreement, if he doesn't I'll be amused... I win either way.

* Two minutes later, Ava starts dancing on the package of bottles when her teacher walks into the room. He looks at her, baffled, and starts laughing. *

Ava: pay up!

Beatrice: that didn't go as I expected.

Ava: I know, I'm awesome.

Based on this tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMY6Wdq2J/

#warrior nun #ava silva #sister beatrice #avatrice #ava x beatrice #warrior nun crack #warrior nun funny #incorrect avatrice #incorrect quotes #humor #wn incorrect quotes #incorrect quote warrior nun #incorrect #incorrect warrior nun #teacher #chemistry #lgtbqia+ #puns

[vomentallyunstableladka]

What do you call sodium chloride having gun?

A salt with dangerous weapon.

What did one ion say to another?

I've got my ion you.

#monologues ke asks>>>> #chemistry puns

[navaratna]

i say i am isobaric because i have constant pressure

#learning thermodynamics once again #chemistry puns #physics puns

[geekysteven]

[Image description A spoon in a bowl of sugar with text "C12H22O11" second panel is a photo of sugar cubes with text "(C12H22O11)³]

#chemistry #Corny ass puns

[donniesexceptionalmind]

are you fluorine, iodine and neon? Cuz youre F-I-Ne (platonic periodic table rizz)

"Are you a triple bond? Because you look like alkynes of fun." (Also platonic periodic table rizz)

#i hate chemistry but these are great #donnie speaks #donnie answers #donnies exceptional mind #turtle net #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donatello #rise donnie roleplay #chemistry #chemistry puns #puns #bad pickup lines #nerd culture