#chicken or the egg

[nerdymemes]

#we answered the ultimate question #js #javascript #programmer humour #programming #programming memes #chicken or the egg #meme #nerdy meme

[badkidsjokes]

which one born first hen or egg ?

  hen is first

#jokes #science #facts #history #chicken or the egg #kids #jokes by kids #kids write jokes #kidswritejokes #funny #humor #humour

[mojave-crab]

Just watched TMNT and light spoilers but Superfly comes out to the song Superfly, right, but like, what came first, the name or the song.

#teenage mutant madness #superfly #paradox #chicken or the egg

[dog-bat3]

The question of if the chicken or the egg came first is inherently creationist, of course in a sense it is the egg Sense eggs have been around for a very long time but we also have to remember that a population evolves not an individual (Sry if this sounds pretentious \_(•-•)_/)

#chicken or the egg #shower thoughts #evolution

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

#chickens #like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit #and if by some miracle you do #it's going to be VERY SMALL #Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop #plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs #egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed #the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned #a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days #12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day #usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter #a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15 #and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay #and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them #like worming or treating for coccidia or anything #and doesn't take into account your time #like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this??? #wank for ts

[elliot0091]

Everyone always wonders, "The chicken or the egg?"

I have made extensive research (aka my brain) and have found the egg comes first.

This is because dinosaur eggs existed long before chickens, and because the problem doesn't specify the egg species, it's a general egg.

The general egg was before the specific chicken, therefore, the egg was first.

Hope this helped someone :)

Feel free to ask any questions on the further subject, class dismissed.

#chicken or the egg #impulsive thoughts

[houndvoice]

Girl squad!!! Girl squad!!!

#chickens #stardew valley #stardew fanart #stardew chickens #blue chicken #void chicken #void egg #stardew valley Shane #stardew shane

[yeapples]

marriage proposal no mermaid pendant required

#update: my first dino egg hatched! i named them hank :) #update 2: i named my void chicken percy #short for persephone :))) #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley 1.6 #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #farmer oc #sdv oc #stardew valley oc #stardew valley memes #sdv shitpost #stardew valley art #art #my art <3 #procreate #yeapples art #yeapples sdv

[thomas--bombadil]

Eggs of all colors, from pure-white to dark-brown.  

These eggs were laid by many different types of hens.

#midwest #springtime #eggs #egg #chicken eggs #foodpics #food photography #country eggs #farm photography #farmcore #foodcore #rainbow eggs #country living #farm #Easter #original photography #original photography on tumblr

[pathologising]

Nypd pigs ain't shit as per usual

#transphobia #they told her 'dont be a chicken' are u rfor fucking serious i hope they get shot for that one #them and their dumbass egg robot

[ryllen]

good morning stardew update 1.6 community

how do we feel about egg gorger alex [ x , x ]

INSTANT banned from coop duties fsh

#STARDEW UPDATE BE DROPPING US BOMB LIKE THAT FHSDHSDH; GRANDPA PLS PICK ME UP I'M SCARED fhsdhsdh HIS PRIMAL URGE IS RISING #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv farmer #sdv shane #1.6 SPOILERS #unique gift dialogue #stardew alex #stardew farmer #stardew shane #stardew valley alex #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley shane #fanart #EGG #CHICKEN #i am switch player so i gotta wait #BUT #ALLLLEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #wait we get frog egg tho???

[leadpoisoningprincess]

not an expert on british "food" but i'm 99% sure the green lump jopson crawls past is wet floral foam

#with eggs. english delicacy #in the background is that?? aspargus cake?? enoki mushrooms and chicken feet on a pumpkin??? #op #jopson #the terror

[mugwot]

the whole gang (so far) is here! im really happy with how they turned out i have bigger images of the lancer fanclub here

#noelle's snorunt was an inspired choice because it can eventually be mega glaily for that frozen chicken special we've all come to love #also #bad egg #because that what the tree eggs are actually kinda referencing and that one post from noelle's blog #that egg was deffinetly dess's pokemon but i dont think anybody knows besides maybe noelle and possibly kris #berdly has ledian just because i love them both dearly <3 #but also ledian is a sentai reference and i think nerdly would appreciate that #his five star ace <3 double weak to ice <\3 has advantage against dark types <3 #deltarune crossover #berdly deltarune #berdly #noelle deltarune #pokémon #noelle holiday #deltarune #dr #pokemon #my art

[hedgehog-moss]

I made a little snow hen...

Is it an outstanding piece of art? No. But more importantly, do my hens like it?

Also no.

#crawling along #i should have put more effort into the tail i admit #i was busy making sure the beak didn't fall down #les françaises reconnaîtront sans doute un fragment de couronne de galette des rois en guise de crête 👑 #j'ai pensé que mon jury trouverait ça flatteur #but i think she mostly wanted to know why this cold chicken had abducted her eggs

[penis-unavailable-845]

"what came first, the chicken or the egg?"

shut the FUCK up you little creature born of filth the answer is egg. egg came first because the first chicken hatched out of an egg.

"well what came before the egg, huh?"

quite obviously a species one or two mutations from becoming a FUCKING chicken. okay? debunked. can't believe i'm the first person to understand evolution.

#chicken or the egg #chicken and egg #what

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night