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cdbabymp3 · 2 months

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need to know what it's like when hamzahs high ... weird request??

𐙚faded ― hamzahthefantastic

summary: how i imagine hamzah would be high as well as w his gf ! these are just my own interpretations idk idk !

notes/warnings: sfw & slight nsfw !! (sections are marked) weed lol :3 NOT A WEIRD REQUEST AT ALL i was already planning on writing this

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-he's a silly guy, but when he's high...

-soooo giggly and stupid dude

-this boy is laughing at damn near everything

"hamzah, what's so funny??"

"i forgot i was wearing pants for a second-UHHH AHAHAH... why do i wear these camo pants like every fuckin' day though? they should sponsor me, honestly. realtree or john deer .... i could run them a check, y'know?"

^he kinda just talks to himself 😭

-he's less uptight about certain things and you can tell

-normally if you guys come home and there's a bunch of dirty dishes or there's traffic on the way to a dinner date reservation he'll get quiet and stressed

-but when he's had a couple hits literally nothing matters lmao

-dirty dishes? whatever, he'll opt to watch a movie with you instead and do it later

-traffic? no biggie, he'll blast your shared playlist and sing every lyric at the top of his lungs

-he's way more needy when he's high, physically and emotionally

-grabs your hand to stay when you get up from the couch to go pee

-has definitely cried over the phone to you while high before bc he missed you :(

-since he's not an overly sappy person sober, when he's high it all sort of spills out

"i just love you, y/n, i love you so much. i feel like i never show you or say it enough but-fuck i do. i do i do i do..." and he'll kiss the entire surface area of your face until you have to pry him off of you to breathe

-the munchies after are actually insane ... a whole ass mukbang feast !! he's shirtless (beanie still on ofc) fucking up chicken sandwich after chicken sandwich and feeding you fries 💝

-likes to get high with you so much more than on his own

-he'll put on music and you guys will dance or lay on the floor and just spout the most personal, deep conversations

-you guys tried to hotbox in his car one time and martin complained about the smell for WEEKS so smoke sessions have been reserved to hamzah's living room and back patio since then

nsfw

-when he's high he fucks how he wishes he could when sober

-he's overall less anxious about satisfying you or not being good at what he's doing

-he lets loose for sure ...

-thinks he's being all rough (he's really not) but it's definitely different than his usual submissive tendencies

-since he's so in tune with his body when high, he's going inside you deep ... and slow ... so fucking slow ....

-he goes so deep to the point where you have to put a hand against his torso to stagger his thrusts

-sex when he's high is more for the feeling of doing it rather than finishing (for him at least, he always makes sure you finish<3)

-LOVES to shotgun the smoke into your mouth and give you a fat sloppy kiss afterwards

i hate how this turned out

oh well !! many more requests to get to 👩‍🍳

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(lmk if u wanna be added !!)

#cdbabymp3 #hamzahthefantastic #hamzahthefantastic x reader #hamzahthefantastic imagines #hamzahthefantastic x you #slushy noobz

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w1nterg1rls · 1 year

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Tips (sort of?) for any ana's out there

lots are probably no brainers, so this is especially for beginners

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1. you can turn basically anything into a low cal meal by cutting back the portion size.

example: about a week ago, I wanted a sandwhich. one slice of bread was 96 cals, 1 tbsp of mayo was 100 cals, one slice of chicken was 85 cals, and pickles were 5 cals. that was way too many calories for me in one meal. so, instead, I split everything up. I split the bread in half (48 cals) the mayo into 1/4 tbsp (25 cals) the chicken in half (42.5 cals) -and the pickles like normal, (so, 5 cals). that's now a total of 120.5 cals for the sandwich instead of 286 cals. I do this with all of the food I eat, and it's especially helpful if the diet you're on only allows for 100-250 or so calories in a day.

2. drink lots of water on an empty stomach.

this will help boost your energy and metabolism, and it can also have long term positive affects on things like hair and skin. along with that, it can make you nauseous, which will make you not want to eat.

3. DO NOT start fasting unless you're already either good at fasting (e.g. bc of a religious thing) or already can go a day only eating 100-200 cals.

if you're just starting out, you're not going to be able to start fasting right away because you're not used to it yet. fasting when you're not ready will just increase your wanting to binge, which'll just mess you up.

4. if you're feeling like you want to binge, watch mukbangs/freaky eaters/1000lb sisters/etc.

freaky eaters personally helps me the best, because it's gross as all hell (hence the name). watching people eat tons of disgusting foods, especially in incredibly large portions, always ruins my appetite.

5. find low cal food that you actually enjoy.

in order for you to actually start making progress, you need to find stuff you LIKE. if you're eating food you find gross just because it's low cal, you're gonna quit. you're gonna not ever feel satisfied, and you're going to give into your cravings. there are many many many ana/low cal recipes and foods that you can try. find some low cal foods you like and stick with them. it can be something complicated but low cal, or even something as simple as cucumbers.

6. like the above, find workouts/exercises that you like as well.

there are many workouts on ed tumblr that are very enjoyable, but you can also try simple workouts on youtube (personally, I usually do growwithjo in the mornings and night and during the day I go for a run/bike ride/etc). depending on how many calories you're trying to lose/a specific area of your body that you're trying to get skinnier/ you can google specific's and find a workout that matches what you want. reminder though to go easy at first if you're not used to working out. if you do three intense workouts in a day you'll be burned out and sore before the week even ends. ease into it.

7. if you have a specific craving that you just can't get rid of, eat a tiny bit of seasoning related to it.

(sorry for the janky ass wording, but) example: if I really wanted like.. mcdonalds fries, I would instead go to the kitchen and eat a little piece of salt. same goes if I'm craving something sugary. I can go and just eat a couple tiny grains of sugar, etc. I don't know about anyone else, but this almost always gets rid of my cravings.

8. back to the exercise one, I highly recommend getting a jump rope.

you can get a jump rope for like a dollar at pretty much any local store. if you can't get one at a local store, you can get one online. they're fun, incredibly easy to do, and they burn lots of calories in short periods as well as working your whole body.

9. continuing on with the exercise, make sure you are doing yoga/stretching out after exercising.

try to do at least simple stretches (butterfly, neck roll, touch your toes, etc.) before and after working out. it'll help you stay stronger/do better during your actual workout, as well as help prevent you from getting sore/pulling a muscle/etc.

10. keep an ana journal.

organize it however you want to. it can be written like a list, diary, bullet journal, whatever you want. they're incredibly easy to do, literally just get a notebook and document all your stuff! they're very fun as well as a great tracker for all of your progress. I write down everything I ate that day, how many calories in each, my weight at the beginning vs. end of the day, how much water I drank, how much exercise did I do + what kinds + how many calories did it burn, etc. it's also very fun to read back through it after a while of keeping it and seeing how much progress you've made.

make sure to stay hydrated, keep working, trying, and reaching your goals <3

some thinspo I have saved

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greatbigbellies · 4 months

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2023 PREGNANCY KINK ADVENT CALENDAR (DAY 11)

McPreggo Mukbang Pt 2.

Already pregnant with one, and caught in the throws of her cravings, Penelope licked her lips. The food somehow smelled even better now. The chickens trips, a basket of three, were calling to her. Something about the scent of the breading and tantalizing smell of white meat made her mouth water. She scooted it over to her and started eating.

After the first strip, her tummy looked noticeably bigger, then the second, undeniably, then after the third, unignorably. She looked down at her belly, now filling most of her lap. She furrowed her brow and placed her hands on her tummy, feeling it over. “Those strips were amazing and all but… why am I so huge?” she felt it over longer. Another donation rolled in.

“If you check their website, they have a menu that explains what everything does. It would probably make more sense if your read it over. But a blind tasting is fun too!” she read. She wordlessly opened a new tab and dove in, looking for the online menu. Pictures of satisfied customers, all in various but noticeable stages of pregnancy, adorned the website. It was flashy and well built, but not the most easy to navigate. Finally, she found the menu page, and started reading.

Her jaw dropped. “Wait I have TRIPLETS IN ME NOW?” she grabbed her belly on each side, squeezing it firmly in disbelief. Her blouse rode up, and a crescent of bare skin just below the belly button was visible. She read the menu out loud “Each strip takes you up one trimester with twins… and I had one form the burger before, so I’m triplet heavy now?” She shifted in her chair, and it hit her how hard it was to move at this size. She rolled her blouse up again. Her belly button was now an outie, and she had some light but visible stretchmarks forming at the end of her tummy. “This top isn’t long for this world at this rate…”

She pulled it down as far as she could and looked at her facecam. “I’m not going to lie, those were the best chicken strips I’ve ever had… but like… twins are a lot, and I went further… ugh” she patted her belly. “I hope this doesn’t last all day.”

She tried to snap back into streamer mode, “So the last thing on the main menu we’re trying today is the fish filet sandwich. Which is weird right? Aren’t you not supposed to have fish when you’re pregnant? I feel like this sends a confusing message but… whatever, I guess.” she took a bite. She didn’t ever particularly like fish, but… this was well prepared. She took a few more bites as her viewership went up, seemingly spiking with each added baby to her belly. Her bites grew larger until they were full on chomps taken out of the sandwich. It didn’t take long to disappear.

She placed her hands on ether side of her tummy, bracing for growth. It came quickly, and hit hard. She felt her hands fill with pregnant womb as she filled out even more, her blouse riding up to become a tank top. Her navel popped, and she felt herself grow extremely tight. She paused before pressing her fingers into her belly, feeling its firmness. She wordlessly turned her attention to her computer, where she still had the menu pulled up.

“What’s ‘polyhydramnios’?” she asked. Her chat was eager to tell her.

“Extra womb water”

“Too much amniotic fluid”

“High blood pressure”

“High fluid content in the womb”

She read each response out loud, pressing on her bare tummy left and right. “God, no wonder everything feels so bloated and tight… I’m carrying quadruplets with extra fluid in me.” She moved to stand up to show off her bump, but found getting out of her gaming chair very difficult. “N-never mind… I’ll do a standing side shot later…” she said.

Penelope was growing somewhat nervous, her belly was massive, sticking out so far it nearly reached her knees, and the sides bowing out so far it felt like shifting too far left or right would brush it against the arms of her gaming chair. She took a deep breath, centering herself as her chat continued to pepper her with comments.

“Are you feeling okay, Penelope?”

“Please tilt your facecam down a little asking for a friend” “At least it tastes good! I haven’t seen you complain yet!”

“How heavy is it?”

She sighed. “It’s very heavy… like… I’m not the best at guessing weight but I’d say it’s at least a good 30 lbs…” she tried again to get up, but quickly found herself overwhelmed by the weight. “...maybe more like 40…” She looked at the remaining food, some tots, and two kinds of nuggets, which she had to admit, looked amazing, even now… “Still more to get through,” she sighed, grabbing the tots.

Before digging in, she paused to check the menu, opting to read up before showing down. She squinted, “So… these won’t give me another baby but they will make my belly wider… how does that work?” she asked, more to herself than her audience. Finally, she shrugged. Compared to the other items, Penelope didn’t start slow. She opened with three tots at once and downed more soon after. The large carton disappeared quickly, and she looked down to watch the results settle in.

Her belly once again grew, but much less dramatically this time. While the front remained at its current distance, the sides bowed out considerably. She gently brushed her fingers across the sides as they seemed to fill out with even for fluid. Once it was done, the space between the swollen walls of her belly and the arms of her gaming chair had been considerably reduced. She grunted as she tried to shift but found it increasingly difficult. At this point, she had to test something, so gravity be damned, she would stand up…

#2023 pregnancy kink advent calendar #long post #writing #mcpreggo

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mettatons-fat-doughy-asscheeks · 6 months

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How about Mettaton getting hooked on mukbang culture. Becomes a streamer (one of the most well known) but after years or so, his health starts to decline heavily. Completely wreck him if you please. (slob is also welcome)

*Hello darlings! As you can see the stream is a little different today but I thought as somebody as multifaceted as me it'd only be right to spice it up.

*It was a very innocent start. A nice three course provided by a chef he'd fired for the day to do a one off mukbang stream. Then he saw the views. It was his top rated stream so far, with numbers approaching his average viewership on television.

*Welcome back to the biweekly backstage mukbang! Today we're trying out the new McLardass Jelly Burgers!

*They increased in frequency and in turn viewership. He devoted more and more time to it, and eventually every show he'd been starring in went on an indefinite hiatus to make room for his new career. A career that consumed his life much like he was consuming ever increasing amounts of fast food. It was getting to the point that he'd given up on working out, instead devoting those hours to more and more streams.

*HOOUUUUURRP thanks for the donation, TrashHumper! Guess the next hour is going to be another Crimson Splash 2 liter challenge!

*The effect of the new direction was obvious. He was getting seriously fucking fat. Every stream was a torrent of calories spurred on by a relentless crowd of donating onlookers. Every (increasingly infrequent) fan meet up everybody could see how his thighs widened and his gut stretched that old costume he refused to get a size up on. It eventually met it's end when a group of chat members goaded him into trying it on again live, his rough and careless attempt to prove anybody saying it doesn't fit wrong resulting in the seat of the shiny black body suit splitting in front of millions of viewers. His ass was bare in front of them all and it obviously resulted in a ban from the service he'd been using. With his popularity and funds however a dedicated site called MTTeats was setup for his streams with a stricter moderation policy in place.

Slob and healthplay content begins under the cut

*Hello darlings! hffff On today's lovely stream we'll be UUUARP- fuck we'll be taste testing every fried chicken mnff sandwich I could get! I of course hffff hff got ten of each one so they all get a fair chance to PPHHRPPPPPPTTTTTT shine!

*New site moderation could probably be described as tyrannical. After he made headlines mooning one of the biggest streams on the platform detractors were sure to follow. Anything and everything that could be perceived as insulting resulted in a chat ban, including any worried or legitimately confused comments. Years of nonstop single minded gorging for the sake of his passion for spectacle and showmanship were quickly deteriorating his hygiene, every stream now ending with the robot barely coherent and slathered in greasy leftovers as both ends spewed smoggy gas that showed on camera. After the infamous viral incident in which the previously reinforced chair he streamed from failed and sent him tumbling to the floor with a memorable wet slap he changed over to his couch, showing off the mess that his living room had become. It was increasingly clear that it wasn't just during streams that he'd partake in eating fast food garbage.

*wheeeeeze Good morning, delicious dahlings! It'sh your favorite HOOUUURP mnfff Mettaton! Wondering why I'm streaming sho early? Well Ah'm hfff hffff totally shwitching over to a 24/7 shtreaming model! You'll be able to shee your beloved ngh PHHHRRRRPPPTTT nhhhffg shtar's daily life any time you want!

*With the introduction of the 24/7 model came a real insight into just how bad it had become. With multiple angles available it'd become obvious just how much he was now reliant on his butler staff, confirming what everybody already assumed. He was basically couchbound. Handsome men and women dirtied their fine suits daily to bring the robot hours worth of fast food orders in a near constant stream that only ended when he'd fall into his increasingly common food comas. Things often cut out the streams in the form of BRBs like him taking massive breaks on an oxygen mask or being escorted by a team of 3 muscular butlers to the bathroom were now very public. Along with that things previously just out of frame like the myriad of monitoring equipment that attached just beneath his ill fitting clothes or what was obviously a device built into the couch to fuck his gargantuan sofa filling ass. Alphys became a common site on the stream, and some chat members even got excited to hear her lectures. Straight from her mouth anybody could hear that he was suffering from grease built up in his coolant pumps, overheating of every processor in his body, and failure of the nervous software in his bloated cellulite covered legs. Yet every day in that husky deepened yet cheerful voice he'd interact with the dynamically filtered and aggregiously censored chat.

*Whaaatsh wheeeeeze next to eat?

*He asked that as if there wasn't every sign that he should have stopped long ago. That bloated collar of lard showing how he was owned by his addicting to fattening slop; that hanging gut who's multi layered apron of blubber obscured the entirety of his non functioning pig sized legs; those two bloated greasy tits who's massive nipples would be visibly sucked on by butlers to get him off; those completely useless arms that ended in bloated grease slicked fingers that could barely bend; that cock so deeply buried in a cave of pure blubber that was stuffed around the clock with an overclocked vibrator that kept him constantly leaking; the loud overbearing slow pumping sound within his chest with its increasingly worrying pauses and skips. At least viewership was still through the roof. At least that what the bots Alphys flooded the site with since day one made it seem like.

#fatten me #slob #ask a lardass #mettatum #death feederism #extreme slob #unhealthy #Non canon #Ask meme

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eljeebee · 2 months

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🎻 VIOLIN, 🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP, 💔 BROKEN HEART aaand 🥪 SANDWICH for Priscilla!!!

Hi Evan!!! Thank you for the ask! 💜

🎻 VIOLIN – Does your OC play any instruments? What is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)?

Priscilla does play instruments! When she became Madame G’s (that’s one of her bosses) ward, she taught little Pri how to play the piano and the violin. Priscilla would play the piano or the violin every time there’s a dinner party or something for Madame Green and her guests when she was young. Now that she’s a grown woman, she rarely does that anymore.

🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP – Does your OC know how to use any weapons?

Yes. Knives, pistols, submachine guns, and sniper rifles. Her favorite weapon? Herself.

💔 BROKEN HEART – What are three of your OC’s negative traits?

Oh boy. She’s an exceptional asset and will always be sent on top priority missions with how she executes them efficiently. When things don’t go her way, she loses her cool and it’s scary to see her that way, especially when the mission is to neutralize something or someone.

She has the highest security clearance (the same as the top brass), and she is one of Madame G’s proxies. Since she is a proxy she has special executive power over the organization. Useful when she’s assigned to oversee a project that Madame G can’t, to liaise with other groups of interests, or when on a mission where critical decisions are important. This executive power makes her head big sometimes, usually boasting it how she’s the most powerful (literally and figuratively) person in the room. She sometimes uses this handy power to get things her way. In the eyes of others, they see her as an egotistical person.

Priscilla can be materialistic. Madame G did spoil her when she became her ward, as a sign of affection, and that means spoiling her with expensive stuff. Now a woman, she always gifts expensive stuff to her close friends (e.g. Tony, Albert, the Director, and Andrea), without knowing that she’d pick up this trait as a sign of affection. Most of the time her friends would get annoyed by this, thinking that all they want is expensive gifts. The Director would have told her off, which ended in a shouting competition. Andrea would’ve watched, laughing along, but she would take her to the side and explain to her (in their own sassy way of communication) that sometimes being there is enough. Albert tries to break this habit of hers, which sometimes feels too patronizing. Tony is the gentlest of them all.

🥪 SANDWICH – What does your OC’s typical breakfast look like? Do they usually eat lunch?

Her breakfast usually consists of open-face sandwiches and coffee. She always eat lunch! And lunch is the heaviest for her. You know those burritos that’s big as your face (that you see from TikTok mukbangers)? Yeah, she devours those. Chicken. Pizza. Sometimes rice with viands. Devoured. She has room for dessert. Most people expects her she’s a fine-dining girly (well, she is), but she’s a soldier dammit, of course she’s going to eat big.

#me too priscilla i actually crave for a burrito rn #ask lana and she shall answer #LOC:Priscilla Wuest #LOC:Priscilla Wuest-Harrison #ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ask games #OC ask games

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modernghostfare · 7 days

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Every now and then I come back to your Velikan hc's. I just love him so much, I want to make him small and put him in my pocket.

Do you maby have some more thoughts about him? <3

thank u !!!!

he sucks at cooking. he just doesn't know any recipes so he uses box instructions usually. at most he can make his ramen extra fancy with an egg or strips of meat (he doesn't think about veggies).

he loves to eat so he will eat like an entire box of Mac n cheese by himself. most commonly though he will just spend like $50+ on doordash making his own personal mukbang of like 3 burgers 2 chicken sandwiches and a load of fries. or enough fried rice to feed his entire squad.

i do hc him to have a belly :)c he's like bale in my mind with a strongman body

i keep thinking about cero saying graves would call him big boy. so cute. i think hed rly like having nicknames i think it helps him feel accepted esp if they are about how big he is.

I've said he's good with tech (and im p sure that's just canon tbh) BUT i do not think he likes when people ask him to fix their tech issues. he is looking at you so blankly and googling "tech repair" or "IT help [brand]" and putting his phone in your face to tell u to ask someone else.

i don't think hes ex-military bc i don't think the military ever appealed to him bc it's all about Rules and Dying for "your country" and he wouldn't care for. any of that. esp the rules i dont think he likes being told what to do with his entire life. he doesn't want to be in CHARGE in shadow company (esp not since he left in 2022, and his contract was a little bit different than others iirc) but he also doesn't want anyone interfering with his personality or personal life. he also just doesn't gaf about america he just likes the money bc hes a big spender

however he Does wish that he had air force/navy training bc he likes all the cool fighter planness and jettss and he wishes he could fly them.

#mwmp #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #velikan #call of duty headcanons #asks #anon #once he gets a helicopter it's over for you hoes #uh. edited bc i forgor the fucking navy

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queentryonhaul · 7 months

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ASMR BBQ BREAD AND CHICKEN MUKBANG /EATING CHICKEN SANDWICHES

#youtube #viral trends #viral video #viralpost #viralpage #viral youtube #mukbang #tw eating issues #foodie #foodporn #foodpics #foodgasm #food #eatingout #youtube channel #fashion show

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rosejustrose · 9 months

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So satisfied ❤️

I only ate a slice and a half (in total, not one sitting) of homemade cake for my moms birthday- and it was pretty healthy too. Berries and such, not much sugar, or processed food. 🍰🍓🫐

A low cal chicken sandwich, more chicken than bread for lunch 🥪

Then a slice of 70kcal bread with half a slice of cheese for “dinner” 🍞🧀

I doubt I even went over 900 cal today.

Maybe 400.

I am hungry and dizzy and tired but it’s okay. I got enough fat on my body to use for now.

Now I’m going to watch cozy mukbangs until I fall asleep🥰

Good night⭐️

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pionia-milly · 1 year

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Watch "남은 치킨으로 간단하게 치킨 샌드위치 만들기 뚝딱! / 행복한 가족먹방 브이로그" on YouTube

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Chicken Sandwich Mukbang- ASMR

#Youtube

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msnbcnews05 · 2 years

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(227's YouTube Chili' #ASMR #eating Spicy' https://www.nike.com/w/nba-1vofi https://www.youtube.com/jamaalaldintv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNPGvuTl0CY) EGG, BLT, TUNA, CHICKEN CAESAR, HAM & CHEESE SANDWICHES MUKBANG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGgEL3nbFrQ&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

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nbcnews05 · 2 years

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https://www.nba.com (227's YouTube Chili' #ASMR #eating Spicy' https://www.nike.com/w/nba-1vofi https://www.youtube.com/jamaalaldintv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNPGvuTl0CY) EGG, BLT, TUNA, CHICKEN CAESAR, HAM & CHEESE SANDWICHES MUKBANG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGgEL3nbFrQ&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr https://gatorade.com

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greatbigbellies · 5 months

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2023 PREGNANCY KINK ADVENT CALENDAR (DAY 7)

McPreggo Mukbang Part 1.

Penelope pulled the food items out of the paper bags they came in, making sure everything was in order. She’d learned the hard way before that the paper sacks that fast food places used were notoriously loud and could wreak havoc on even well-balanced audio. Burgers, chicken sandwiches and strips, …fried pickles? She’d never eaten here before, but some of her friends and a ton of her viewers all suggested she check it out for a mukbang or food review. She figured she could stream the mukbang, review the food as she went, condense the highlights for youtube, and kill two birds with one stone!

“McPreggo, huh? This stuff just magically knocks you up?” she asked her friend on video call. “Yeah. Shit really works!” her colleague stood up from his chair to show his ripe, bare bump on the video feed. Penelope just shook her head. “There’s DEMAND for that? I’ve never met a parent who said the pregnancy was supposed to be the enjoyable part!” she said in disbelief. “Oh yeah. Some couples want to try it out before they do it for real, some actors order it for parts when they play knocked up characters…. And some people are just freaks!” he laughed, before taking another bite of his burger.

Penelope raised her eyebrow at him. “Uh huh. So uh, which one are you? You seem like you’ve indulged quite a bit…” she smirked. He beamed “Oh nooooo my wifi is dying gotta go! Don’t get stuck on your back, these things don’t skimp on weight. Okaybyeeee!” he closed the video chat, leaving Penelope to start her stream.

She sat down, surrounded by amazing smelling food. Everything was fresh and hot and ready to enjoy, and she had skipped breakfast for extra content today. Time to see if the McPreggo fad was all it was cracked up to be! She started the stream.

Instantly, a few dozen viewers rolled in. She’d been hyping this up on social media for a couple of weeks, and the buildup seemed to have paid off. She did her standard greeting and thanked the few subscribers that’d popped up between stream, before shifting into the good stuff. “So I imagine 99% of you know what we’re doing today. It’s the pregnancy fast food place that’s making the rounds right now! McPreggo! This is gonna be both a mukbang and a review stream, because I want you guys to know whether or not it’s worth going out and getting long before the highlights go on youtube! So, uh, this isn’t sponsored. I dumped like $65 on food for this and I intend to try all of it! I’m not sure how big I’ll get. There has to be some kind of built in limit on this stuff, right?” She watched her chat flow for a few moments, looking for a consensus.

“Yeah no triplets is the limit”

“No limit” “There’s no limit”

“I’m stuck in my car from this stuff rn be careful”

“If there IS a limit no one has hit it yet” “The limit is your imagination”

She glanced nervously at the collection of food sitting around her. Surely it didn’t ALL make you more pregnant, right?

“Whatever, let’s just… there’s no sense in worrying about it. If it was unsafe the FDA would have shut them down by now!” she grabbed her first item, a single quarter pounder burger. “I didn’t get the like… double and triple burgers cause like… it’s basically the same burger but more meat, and I want room for the other stuff! If this one’s good, they’re all good!”

The first bite was perfect. The patty was hot and juicy, the bun, warm and fluffy, the vegetables cool and crisp, and the sauces brought it all together. “God, this is like… yeah, okay, if it’s all this good, I can see why this is popular. Like I’d get knocked up for a burger this fine,” It didn’t take long for her to put the sandwich away. Someone made a stream donation in response.

“Hi Penelope. I hope you’re wearing loose fitting clothes. Also try to pickle chips next, they make everything else taste better.” she read out loud. “I-...” she started to respond before being cut off by the strange sensation in her gut. Her hands went to her belly as it swelled fuller, going from mildly plush to rounded out over about 15 seconds. Her palms filled with tummy as her fingers spread trying to hold it. The process wasn’t painful, or even particularly uncomfortable, but it was jarring, especially for the first time. She lifted up her blouse to bare her belly, staring down at it. Her navel was still an innie, and she didn’t have any stretchmarks, but she carried far forward, her singleton belly taking up more space than she really thought a pregnant belly would. It was heavy too, feeling like a water filled sphere, a little over the size of a bowling ball, resting squarely on her hips.

Her chat lit up.

“It works” “IT WOOOORKS YOUR A MOMMY NOW”

“MORE MORE!” “Poggers”

She swallowed firmly. “I felt it actually kick,” she said. She stared at it. She knew it’d be real, and that it’d work, but didn’t expect it to work so well and feel so real. She took a moment to center herself, patting her tummy, before returning her attention to her stream. “So, uh, yeah… this stuff really works. Fast too, and didn’t hurt! Was just… kind of unexpected!” she put her stream voice back on and got back to work. “So the pickle chips huh? I’m not super into pickles but they’re fried so… maybe they’ll be good?”

She grabbed the carton, a large order, and tried them one chip at a time at first, then two, then four, then by the handful. She demolished the whole carton in less than a minute. “Wow, those, uh, those hit the spot. And hey, I’m not any more pregnant soooo, they’re like… safe to eat if you don’t want to pop your buttons!” she smiled. Her tummy growled in anticipation, and Penelope found herself craving the remaining items. Maybe polishing everything else off wasn’t going to be so difficult after all?

#2023 pregnancy kink advent calendar #long post #writing #mcpreggo

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Trying Jojo PDX - a food truck in Portland, Oregon.

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feralthot420 · 3 years

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why does nikocado avocado freak out about popeyes chicken sandwich and why does his have tomatoes on it

#mukbang #nikocado avocado #popeyes chicken sandwich #i don’t wanna watch mukbang so i don’t know #please help me figure it out #i thought it was good why is he so angry at samdwich

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#covid 19 #covid19 #covidー19 #covid2020 #corona virus #popeyes #mukbang #eating show #chicken sandwich #cajun #fries #coleslaw #coke #photoshoots

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The Gourmet Goober Podcast: Mukbang and Migos.

This week, our flagship podcast returns with a new episode as JJ & Big Daddy talk Gabrielle Union and AGT, Mukbang, The Migo's latest food collab, and why you might want to check your Subway chicken sandwich before you eat it.

#podernlife #podcast #dopeblackpods #podsincolor #crosspodstribe #mukbang #migos #rapsnacks #popeyes #AGT #Gabrielle union #subway chicken sandwich

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