#children are terrifying

[angelkitty54]

Having thoughts on that AU where the 12 turtle bros meets the rise turtles tots...

The 12 boys noticing Splinter calling the Rise boys by their colours instead of their names (unless he's being serious, or they're in trouble) and 12 Mikey trying to talk to little Mikey, calling him Orange to differentiate but...

Rise Mikey, tiny face screwed up in the biggest, deadliest scowl: "How dare you."

Rise Raph: Gasps dramatically with a hand over his heart

Rise Leo: "Donnie did he just call him 'Orange'!?"

Rise Donnie: "Yup."

Rise Leo: "Did he call our brother 'Orange'!?"

Rise Donnie: "He did."

Rise Leo: "Okay! Raph gimme a boost." Climbs on top of Raph so he can get all up in 12 Mikey's face.

12 Mikey, sweating profusely: "Uh...?"

Rise Leo: Jabbing him in the chest. "How dare you call him by that name! Those are dad's names for us! You don't get to use them! Only dad can use them!"

Rise Raph: "Who do you think you are?" Also jabbing him

Rise Mikey: "Disgwaceful! Dish-on-er-table! Dish-on-er on you! Dish-on-er on your cows! And your chickens! And your unicorns! Dish-on-er on all your aminals!

Rise Donnie: "Yeah. What they said."

Rise Leo: "We don't wanna play with you anymore. Come on guys."

Rise Raph: "I'm watching you bucko." Does the pointy eye thing

All of them glare at him as they walk away.

12 Mikey runs back crying to his Leo after being bullied by tiny children. The rest of the 12 boys are left somewhat intimidated. Splinter is touched, albeit a little bit conflicted by his kids attitudes...

#rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt au #turtle tots #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #poor mikey #children are terrifying #save rise of the tmnt

[fretbored34]

Tonight's dinner is a surprise 🥲

#dank memes #fresh memes #funny memes #memes #lol #funny but true #so true #me irl lol #funny but not funny haha #oh no lol #adulting #mental health #kids are weird #kids are wild #kids are mean #kids are hilarious #kids #children are terrifying #children are weird #children #canned #canned food #cans of food #cans #can #labels #no labels #grounded #dinner #surprise

[autocorrection]

so uh i was babysitting and the kid was like i really like drawing birds can i show you and i was like aww sure

THIS IS THE STUFF OF MY NIGHTMARES WTF

#drawings??? #not my art i swear #children are terrifying #this is cursed #so cursed #stuff of my nightmares i swear

[notallfay]

When you're about to settle down to a horror film, and you hear scratching from the baby monitor, to see this...

Like holy fucking shit, why am I staring into the soul of a demon!? Why are small children so creepy? Why are you scratching at your cot tiny demon?

Like, who needs a horror film when you have the company of small children?

#creepy child #Creepy #children are terrifying #children are weird #Baby monitor #Horror #Horror films #children #chilegram

[nutmegpi]

you have not known true fear until you've heard a seven year old child whisper 'creamy creammmm' into your ear

this is not okay

#help me please #children are terrifying #no thanks satan

[theredheaded-stuff]

When i was child and watched a show literally was like "hey this thing is nice" and watched it religiously every single day

Max and Ruby was my religion and life style.

#childhood #children are terrifying

[queerzebra]

my 10 year old sister fell over today and said “i’m alright, i’m okay, I was born to get hurt”

#actually autistic #wisdom #children are terrifying

[thatmoththoth]

Give me strength because I have to deal with a bunch of children tomorrow and while I enjoy children, they are a handful at times, and also there was bunch of stuff I was supposed to do before tomorrow and kinda procrastinated a bit so uhhhhhhh.

#children are terrifying #I fear my life #I am kind of joking #on one hand they are cuter and fun #but on the other #they have full capability to make my life hell

[aswingaway]

What in the Zeus's right hand are we doing to children that they've become perfectly so disrespectful and aggressive. Now I know that I'll receive quite a bit of hate for this comment and that's okay, you're still growing. We're born in the same generation (although I believe I am a 1950s childless grandparent inside minus the war) and I have rebelled against authority and broken rules all while still being a relatively decent human being. You don't have to respect people if they've done nothing to deserve it but you don't have to be an arsehole about it. What in fuck's sake is wrong with these kids. Their moral standards are for the most part fucked up and kids as young as 7 and 8 claim to be 'dating'. Child do you even know what dating involves? I might have been a slow starter but when I was 10, I was playing games like Judgement Court on stairs and Ogre Ogre (I don't think you want to know the details).. I claim to have invented the game of Colour Colour and although these are all very interesting games that displayed my creativity, my naming methods were quite obviously lame.

Freedom of Speech and Expression comes with the clause that you shouldn't be a jerk when there's no need for it. Mood swings included.

This all coming from a person who hates leaving the house, dislikes human interactions and is complaining about a kid who was majorly disrespectful — all from underneath their covers posting it on the internet to deal with my frustration and remaining invisible to the person concerned. I guess discipline and decency did its toll on me and this disappointing adult is the result.

#children are terrifying #what the fuck #the fuck is wrong with people #children scare the heck out of me #you can't change my mind #it’s comical #I'm calling this comical frustration #vent post

[braisedhoney]

i will wring a child’s tears from your eyes

#the owl house #toh #emperor belos #phillip whittebane #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #ney’s art #why does this specific character pull this kind of art from me #alt caption: together we will remember how to cry #trying some brushes out #no but seriously what is it with children's tv shows and having *terrifying* villains

[starrysphinx]

My 3yo niece today was happy screaming non stop in the middle of the street. It was a high pitched screaming, it had been going all day long and I asked her to stop.

She just hit me with the "That's how I show I'm happy. You have to let me be a child"

I had no comeback for that so she continued to scream until her bedtime 1h ago.

#I know she was just repeating what her mom says #but it was honestly a great argumeng #children are terrifying

[psychicbouquetpeach]

"Children are expendable"

-my 11 year old brother

#you get no context #shitpost #shitpots #shitpots was a typo but im leaving it. #quotes #chaose #chaos #children are terrifying

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

“The Day After Moving,” Border Cities Star. September 20, 1921. Page 9. ---- Son: I Want My Books I Do! Teacher Said We Couldn’t Come Without Our Home Work Father: I Don’t Give A Blame What She Said By Crackey, I’ll Never Move With This family Again Mother: John, Look in that Box Upstairs!

#newspaper cartoon #editorial #funny pages #moving house #moving #children are terrifying

[notallfay]

Small children are really freaky... My Niece was dancing around today being giddy because she was excited about rainbow club. Good mood and hyper.

Then she stopped dead. Burst into tears, and said that she saw a ghost. My Dad couldn't settle her at all, and she wouldn't go back in the hall. My Dad was like I do not see a ghost. To which my Niece replies, "he's invisible to you,"

I had to come down and settle her by telling her she can tell ghosts to go away, and that ghosts can't hurt her.

Now another interesting titbit about my house, once I caught a man with dosing rods just outside my garden, on chatting to him. He said that the path from the Roman fort near my house, lead straight through my house and garden.

It is a little interesting.

And not the only freaky thing my Niece has done. When she was younger she used to talk about the "silver and white man" waking her up in the night.

Not at all creepy...

#personal #children are weird #children are terrifying #Creepy #Ghost #ghost stories #paranormal #paranormal stories #Weird #creepy child #Ghosts

[allshitstaken]

#funny #humor #humour #memes #dank humor #dank memes #comedy #it's funny please laugh I'm desperate #spongebob meme #children are terrifying

[just-a-soldier-of-life]

Randomly remembering that the first time I met my oldest niece post her gaining conscious thought (she was 5) and she brought me into the bathroom to summon someone she called Pop-Pop but that her mom couldn't know. I told her we shouldn't summon anything without her moms permission. Her mom has no idea who Pop-Pop is.

#story time #children are terrifying #she found the summoning ritual on youtube