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When you call the signs pretty

No, what?! i’m ugly, shut up!: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius, Virgo

I know, thanks: Libra, Leo, Aries, Saggitarius,

Really?: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

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Signs as badasses

Tries to be badass: Leo, Scorpio, Pisces, cancer, Virgo, Gemini

Is naturally badass: Libra, Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Taurus

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What the signs do when you talk over them

Talks louder and over you because you talked over them: Rat, ox, snake, pig, tiger, dragon

Watches and smiles at you until they can continue: Rabbit, rooster, horse, sheep, monkey, dog

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Forgives and forgets: Rabbit, Horse, Tiger, Dog, Pig, Rooster, Goat

Forgives but never forgets: Snake, Dragon, Ox, Pig, Monkey,

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You love me: Tiger, Rat, Snake, Ox

I love you: Dragon, Monkey, Rabbit, Dog

I love me: Rooster, Horse, Pig, Goat

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Sour ass: Tiger, Snake, Rat, Pig, Rooster

Sweet ass: Rabbit, Horse, Dog, Monkey

Salty ass: Ox, Dragon, Goat

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realllly sloppy doodle of the chinese zodiac, Snake, humanized

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The signs as bad girls and good girls

Bad girls: Tiger, Snake, Rat, Rabbit, Rooster, Ox

Good girls: Horse, Goat, Dragon, Pig, Dog, Monkey

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Chinese signs as Zodiac signs.

Rat: Aries

Ox: Taurus

Tiger: Leo

Rabbit: Pisces

Dragon: Cancer

Snake: Scorpio

Horse: Saggitarius

Goat: Capricorn

Monkey: Gemini

Rooster: Aquarius

Dog: Libra

Pig: Virgo

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What the signs do when mad at you

Can ignore you for however long they want: Tiger, Snake, Ox, Rooster, Dragon, Pig

Holds a long ass nasty grudge: Snake, Monkey, Rat

Types with ".", Or talks very blunt: Rabbit, Sheep, Dog, Horse

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You're the snakes..

Sister: Rabbit, Rat, Sheep

Partner: Horse

Best friend: Horse, Snake, Dragon

Cousin: Ox

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Chinese signs falling in love

"No, no, no I will not accept this": Rooster, Rat, Tiger, Dog

"Fuck lol": Snake, Sheep, Dragon, Monkey, Pig, Horse

Is really distant: Rabbit, Sheep, Ox

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Why the signs are mad at you

Rat: You're really loud

Ox: You never came back to them

Tiger: Bc you're a bitch

Rabbit: You broke up with them

Dragon: Because you don't think!!

Snake: You didn't tell them what was wrong

Horse: You hurt their feelings without knowing

Sheep: You're vain

Monkey: You act like you're better than everyone

Rooster: You don't get them

Dog: You're cold

Pig: They thought they could trust you

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Chinese zodiacs as colors

Rat: Blue

Ox: White

Tiger: Grey

Rabbit: Pink

Dragon: Silver

Snake: Black

Horse: Yellow

Goat: Red

Monkey: Gold

Rooster: Brown

Dog: Purple

Pig: Blood orange

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What the Chinese zodiac signs do when angry at somebody

Runs them over with a car: Tiger, Dragon, Snake, Monkey

Tramples them: Ram, Ox, Horse, Dog

Ignores them: Pig, Rooster, Rat, Goat, rabbit

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Don't fuck with..

Sheep, Rabbit, Snake, Dragon, Tiger

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