#chip.txt

[comfy-mlms]

so i actually started a list of quotes from my father and i havent told him about it but i wanted to share it

- "i think i definitely got at least a couple of those letters that make up those words."

- "would you consider a pogo stick footwear?"

- "oh thats historical sludge! its gonna pay off one day!!"

- mom: "my [car] seat feels weird" dad: "i was spreading pudding on it this morning, i dont think that would do it though"

- "and i can start listening to christmas music year round, the way nature intended"

- "im coming back as a worm in my next life"

- "its not fair. these damn mannequins can afford better clothes than i can."

- (to himself, filling the dogs water bowl) "operation liquify the dog"

- "yeah ticks give me the heebie jeebies. mother nature really fucked up on that one"

- (about a car taking too long to turn) "should i tap em?"

- "you were never as invested in The Wiggles as i was"

- "well shes a specialist on fast reading, im a specialist on slow reading. you dont get any slower than me, i can out-slow you anytime"

- "thats a dangerous driver, and to make the world safer, i should kill them."

- "you dont play as many war games as i do without learning how to fold your towels usa army regulation style"

- "it all starts with iced coffee. havent you ever read the bible? on the first day, god invented iced coffee"

- "if a bear takes a wrong left in the woods.... does anybody hear it?"

- playing Pokemon GO: *gasp* "it fled on me that son of a bitch i hate those fucking guys theyre dead to me now."

- "ooh groundhog! jump out and pinch it's butt, Chip. ill take a picture"

- "alright.... we're almost at our mojo dojo casa house"

- *dad has two pairs of pants on*. mom: "why dont you take a layer off?" dad: "this is how i roll. im like a taco."

- *offering gum around the car, everyone declines* "alright! I'll take 4"

- *to the dog, upon returning from their walk:* "you may settle in now, and lead a life of wholesome fulfillment. i hope you make good choices."

#chip.txt #my post #my dad #dad joke #dad jokes #i love him #appreciate my father #🫵🫵🫵

[liminalitiesx]

kinitopet trying to forcibly open my computers camera and is embarassed to find out that i said no NOT because i didnt want him to, but because my computer physically does not have a camera

it was a good try tho!! im sure youll get it next time =)

#chip.txt #kinitopet #hahahaha

[thetextsystem]

uhmm!! hai o/ m chip go follow m super cool and epic blog @chipsupersecretblog

#chip.txt #mm!! its part agere blog nd also part blog 4 when m big :]]

[pillbug-hanjis]

the gender envy i get from skz is insane 😭

#chip.txt #i should come up with a different tag here hmhm

[sisyphean-five]

Info

Hello hello!

First things first, I am working on compiling a massive google doc focused on studying Five, and you can access that here!

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DNI

- any kind of queer exclusionist or exclusionist

- any kind of transphobe (terf/truscum/transmed/transmisoginist/transandrophobe/gender critical/exorsexist/etc)

- incest/pedophilia ship/supporter/apologist (pro-ship/anti-anti/map/no-map/etc)

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Keep reading for general info about me/the blog!

You can call me Chip or Vinny!

I’m a queer transmasc who is currently questioning whether or not I’m autistic, I really love horror, and I’m an artist + writer.  I have written very little fanfiction at the time of making this post/blog but I AM planning on dabbling in some TUA related fics here soon (which was what inspired the Five doc to begin with).

I’ve been an avid fan of umbrella academy since the first season and I finally caved and made a side blog as I find my involvement in fandom spaces getting deeper and deeper.

My focus is mostly on Five, as he is my favorite character as well as a kin, but that doesn’t mean my attention will /only/ be on Five.  I’m open to talking about any other characters as well!

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I have a pinterest here which contains character boards for Five and Klaus

I have a Five Hargreeves spotify playlist here and you could easily find my Klaus one through there too but as I have I think only one song on his I hesitate to share it atm

#about #dni #byf #chip.txt

[thedirtgrub]

if macdennis was canon theyd just act like how they did in the suburbs episode. mac n dennis would catfish each other on fake instagrams. dennis would probs end up deleting all the male names in macs phone- including frank and charlie. mac would put a tracker in dennis's car, the list goes. they r two halves to one evil idiot

#i think itd be entertaining to see them get jealous n petty #i feel like theyd still cuddle up next to each other for movie night after clawing each other eyes out #macden #dennis reynolds #mac macdonald #iasip #chip.txt

[hlvr-o-rj]

listen to your wife dude

I.......I will...................

(*END ACT 1.*)

#Heart of Gold.Txt #The Searcher.Txt #Chip.Txt #day 46 #act 1 #hlvrorj

[g-cuza-metro-au]

(Sorry ooc you don't have to bring it up if you don't want to but) What would happen if mocha found out you did this to her little bird? (again you can ignore it but Im just wondering)

You emails, always worrying about the littlest of things~!

Emperor is correct.

Do you REALLY think we didn’t fully plan this out?

We planned this out down to the littlest dust bunny~!

Mocha. Won’t. Know~!

#Emperor.Txt #Leon.Txt. #Chip.Txt #Rodrigo.Txt #Day 60 #Act 3

[comfy-mlms]

need someone to come be a weighted blanket for me and accept me for my flaws or whatever

#chip.txt #idk #lonely hours or smth

[liminalitiesx]

roadhog being part of the group and potentially being present/responsible for the event that caused australia to become an irradiated wasteland is like. I Am Thinking About This

#overwatch #roadhog #mako rutledge #chip.txt

[thetextsystem]

m jus a lil guy

#chip.txt #im not regressin nope nuh uh not at all

[pillbug-hanjis]

changbin saying he loved planks gave me cross country flashbacks. i hated planks

#changbin #chip.txt #none of us had great upper body strength #and i still dont #but ohh my god planks were the wooorrrrsstt

[noisesymbol]

‪current mental state is when im like Fuck Food all day and then once it turns nighttime im like "ACTUALLY‬ i CARE about myself and dont wanna ruin my life again" so i go upstairs and eat some fuuuucking cake or smth

#ed #chip.txt #makes me nervous tho. dont like being anywhere near tht territory #idk whts triggering it tho??

[thedirtgrub]

god i just want an episode of iasip where mac tries to impress a cute boy by saving him from a hitman, but instead of being smart and hiring an actor he hires a real hitman. so him n the gang run around philly trying to make sure this guy doesnt die

#iasip #please it would be so funny #also mac deserves a boyfriend #might i suggest me as macs bf? #mac macdonald #its always sunny episode ideas #chip.txt

[lydianeedsus]

Oh you're scared of spiders? Cool

I'm scared of being shot at school

#school shooting #gun control #gun violence #chip.txt

[hlvr-o-rj]

hello!

Hello!

#Chip.Txt #day 70 #act 3 #hlvrorj