#chipotle thief

[100percent-chipotle]

Godspeed, Phantom R, Godspeed.

#im a little sad #but he will live on! #rhythm thief #Rhythm Thief and The Emperor's Treasure #uncle chipotle chats #gimmick account #gimmick blog #into the gimmickverse #chipotle

[yuukimiyas]

decided to treat myself to a lil chipotle after work & it was so so yummy!! ପ૮๑ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ๑ აଓ now i have my coziest jammies on & i think i'm gonna watch "to catch a thief" before i head to bed!! ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ੈ♡‧₊˚ this is me sending you off w the best dreams & all of my love!! <333

#today went by p quick which was good & i ultimately had a p good day despite it being kinda busy!! #sobs but i have to be back at work at 8am tmrw ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა the one bummer ab weds nights is that i close & then open thurs mornins #i hope your day was so super amazing!!! just like you!! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა #got my lover boy & my fave squishmallows next to me for the coziest of sleeps!! ૮꒰๑´ ᵕˋ๑꒱ა g'night everybunny!! <33 #ᕱ⑅ᕱ.* journals!

[ejzah]

Can you do a fanfiction about the Densi are on protection detail for a high profile man, but he starts putting the moves on Kensi and maybe tries to take it a step too far, but Deeks comes to her Defense.

A/N: This on took a bit of work since I don’t think Kensi typically needs much defending.

***

Just In Time

“Agent Blye, did I mention I have a villa in Acapulco?”

“You did.”

“You should visit sometime. The weather’s beautiful and the food’s out of this world.”

“I don’t get a lot of time off.”

“Well, maybe you can make an exception. For me.”

Deeks rolled his eyes, tuning out Kensi’s reply. Damian Whitehead had been hitting on Kensi pretty much nonstop since they’d taken custody of him four days ago. Formerly a high priced thief, Damian now was waiting to give testimony against several of his wealthy clients. In the meantime, he, Kensi, and Deeks were holed up in a hotel suite (part of Damian’s requirements) until he was called to testify in three days.

The FBI was originally supposed to provide protection, but then asked NCIS to step in last minute. Deeks understood why approximately five minutes after meeting Damian. The man was more conceited and annoying than just about anyone Deeks had ever encountered. Oh, he could be charming, but he assumed the world revolves around him.

Figuring Kensi could use a break, Deeks popped his head into the small sitting room where Damian insisted on spending the majority of his time. Since Damian seemed less demanding in her presence, Kensi had taken on the role of his primary guard.

“Hey, how you guys doing?” Deeks asked, catching Kensi’s eyes. She looked relieved by the intrusion.

“Fantastic,” Damian answered, flashing Kensi a flirty smirk. He was sprawled out on an overstuffed chair, designer suit jacket carelessly tossed on the ground. With his perfectly styled black hair and too white teeth, he looked ready for a GQ shoot.

“Sweet. You know, I was thinking you might be getting a little antsy in here, Damian. You want to visit the gym? It should be pretty empty right now.”

“Actually, I’m a little hungry. Are you hungry, Agent Blye?” Damian asked considerately.

“Eh, I can always eat,” Kensi said with a shrug.

“Wonderful. There’s a French restaurant about 20 minutes from here—”

“Yeah, I’m afraid the governments not going to spring for that,” Deeks interrupted dryly. “Your choices are still Chipotle, pizza, or Subway.”

“Ah, it was worth a try. Then what will it be, my dear?” He turned to Kensi expectantly.

“Yeah, we’re definitely having Mexican,” Deeks predicted, grinning when Kensi briefly glared at him.

“Hush.”

“So you want your usual?”

“Yes, please. With extra guacamole,” Kensi requested. Deeks then turned to Damian, who inclined his head towards Kensi.

“I’ll have what the agent’s having.” Somehow he managed to make the simple statement sound slightly dirty. Apparently Damian wasn’t nearly as savvy as he thought, if he hadn’t picked up that Deeks and Kensi were together by now. Or maybe he simply didn’t care.

“Alrighty then, I’ll be back soon,” Deeks said, noticing that Damian only had eyes for Kensi as Deeks walked out the door.

***

Deeks got back to the hotel about 30 minutes later, a bag of burritos, chips, and drinks in one arm. The sitting room was unexpectedly empty when he walked in, but he heard the murmur of voices coming from the direction of the bedrooms.

As he started unpacking the food, Kensi’s voice rose sharply.

“Mr. Whitehead, you need to move back,” she said firmly, her tone dangerous. Deeks knew that voice. He was across the room without even thinking, reaching for the doorknob as Damian replied more quietly.

“Kensi, I can do things for you that can’t even imagine. Clothes, food, cars. I can give you anything you want.”

“This is your last warning: let me go,” Kensi all but growled.

Deeks smacked the door open, his nostrils flaring as he took in the site before him. Damian had Kensi backed up against the dresser, one hand braced on the surface as the other cupped her jaw. Kensi glared back at him, her hand drawn back in a fist.

“I suggest you listen to her,” Deeks drawled, casually leaning in the doorway. Damian, , but covered it well, not stepping back. “Cause you’re two seconds away from needing a full-body cast.”

“This doesn’t concern you,” Damian said pompously, though after a second look at Kensi, he eased back slightly. Kensi pushed him back, fury and disgust in her eyes.

Damian gave her a look of surprise, then turned to Deeks with a look of disdain.

“I knew you were jealous, Deeks, but I didn’t realize you’d stoop this low. When are you going to face the truth that you’re just not good enough for her?”

“First of all, you’re a pompous idiot. Secondly, the truth is we’re married, and I would never be jealous of someone like you.” Damian’s eyes widened almost comically at Deeks’ revelation, gaze flitting back and forth like he couldn’t believe it.

“You two are married?”

“Yep.”

“Third, if you ever even think of laying a hand on me again, I will break your jaw. Or maybe your arm,” Kensi added, moving to stand next to Deeks. Wordlessly, they took each other’s hand.

“And I won’t stop her,” Deeks promised darkly.

“You can’t threaten me,” Damian protested, trying to laugh it off even as fear entered his eyes. It might have had something to do with the way Kensi was still glaring at him while casually clenching her fingers.

“No, but I can defend myself.” Kensi gave him a pleasant smile that would have freaked Deeks out if it was directed his way. “You can still testify with a broken arm.”

Damian swallowed visibly, fear evident in his eyes. Straightening his jacket, he muttered something under his breath, and shoved past them, sending Kensi a last glare before he swept.

“Well, I guess you lost a fan,” Deeks commented. He glanced down at Kensi. “Are you ok?”

“Of course,” she answered, rolling her eyes. “But thank you for stepping in because it probably would cause a lot of paperwork if I beat up our witness.”

“Mm, well there’s still time,” Deeks commented darkly.

“Fortunately, I don’t think he’ll be trying anything else.” Kensi patted his back. “C’mon, we’ve got three more days to make this guy absolutely miserable.

***

A/N: Not sure about the ending. I think Damian deserves worse than he got. I hope he doesn’t seem too over-the-top.

Thanks for the prompt!

#ncis la fanfiction #densi #marty deeks #kensi blye #protective Deeks #competent and angry Kensi #anonymous prompt #ejzah fanfiction

[readforchangeproject]

Chapter 5: I Play Pinochle with a Horse 05/04/21

Feel free to join in with our read along of The Lightning Thief - here's all the info

Catch me reading this chapter title trying to figure out if Pinochle is a greek thing, an american thing, or if I'm just a fucking idiot

Ummm last chapter percy said there's no way this could be a dream because he'd never dream up anything as crazy as the minotaur

But this chapter he's dreaming barnyard animals want to murder him?

Idk sounds pretty crazy to me Percy,,, what is the truth???

Look I'm loving this percabeth content but also..... why is annabeth taking care of percy? what about literally anybody from the apollo cabin?

"Curly hair so black it was almost purple" Mr D really got that anime hair going on huh

I love that Chiron messes with the kids by setting them tests where all the answers are B hahaaah

"You drool in your sleep" THE MOST ICONIC LINE

Okay I'm v sceptical about the shady way Chiron is talking about the other latin teacher.... did he murder them????

How do you even pronounce pinochle? I've been reading it kind of like chipotle but is it more like aristotle? I need these questions answered percy

Do you reckon a diet coke can tastes different to a regular coke can?

I LOVE the idea that the prohibition was zeus punishing dionysus that's genius

Also that's actually a really interesting point Chiron makes about looking at architecture with grecian influence for where the heart of The West is

Can't say I'm knowledgable about architecture but there's definitely a heavy classical influence on georgian architecture in the UK which is near the height of our global power

Plus a lot of political buildings in the US are very grecian in style- Virginia's state capital looks just like an ancient greek temple

Idk it's just an interesting point. Is that similar with other European countries? Does it tie in with when the country held a lot of global power?

Let me know!

We're raising money for Save the Children so please head to our justgiving page if you would like to donate- any contribution is appreciated including spreading the word

#readforchange #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #camp halfblood #the lightning thief #rick riordan

[inceptgen]

InceptGen Masterlist

Thank you a million times over to everyone who created works for InceptGen, everyone who liked, reblogged, and commented on gen fanworks, and everyone who cheered people on! This was the first InceptGen fest to run, and we are so happy at how it went!

Also, despite the fact the fest itself is officially over, the InceptGen Collection on AO3 is always open, and we are happy to reblog and signal boost any Gen fanworks that come to our attention! We always say yay to more Gen works! So please keep creating that lovely Gen content, and be sure to let us know when you do!

Without further ado, here is the masterlist of all the fanworks created during our first ever InceptGen Fest! Thank you all!

(Works listed alphabetically by creator)

Art

Moodboard for His Mother’s Hamartia, by @100dabbo

What Happens When Dom Cobb Leaves the Warehouse for One Minute, by @thisarthurandeames​ 

Graphics for Polyhedrons of Fire, by @flosculatory​

Nothing to be Said, by @valkrist

Nothing is Down There, by @valkrist

Downward is the only way Forward, by @valkrist​

Playlists

Give him the kick, by @valkrist​

A Robert Fischer playlist!

Fic

His Mother's Hamartia by @100dabbo

4.3k words, rated M, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Robert Fischer’s mother was the only person he ever cared about. The years leading up to her death had some of his fondest - and foulest - memories.

Sus-ception, by aristotle-chipotle

10.3k words, rated T, no archive warnings apply

Tasked with setting up subconscious training exercises for the team before the job, Ariadne gets the idea to design a world based on her new favorite video game.

Six players. One imposter. All they have to do is vote the right person off. It's a test of instinct and intuition, and good practice for working as a team. But working as a team isn't easy when you're on an unstable spaceship straight out of a nightmare, and you don't know who you can trust.

What could possibly go wrong?

Cauchemars & Rêveries by @aquietthinker​

1k words, rated T, graphic depictions of violence

Maybe it was all real. Maybe when the wall finally crushed his skull and punctured his lungs he would actually die and be left there to rot.

Or maybe they were still in a dream, and he would open his eyes back in the warehouse with the only pain on his body being the needle on his wrist.

Or: Team bonding after Arthur has a particularly bad nightmare.

The Plaid Scarf by @aquietthinker​

870 words, rated G, creator chose not to use archive warnings

While shopping with Eames in order to get a break from stress and work, Ariadne notices a familiar face in the crowd.

Captain's Log by @deinvatiwrites​

559 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Who in their right mind would put Dominic Cobb in charge of a Starship?

polyhedrons of fire by @flosculatory​

1.5k words, rated T, no archive warnings apply

In which Cobb heard that slide transitions are the future, if he could just get his team to sit down and pay attention. 

outfitting of the budget-conscious dream thief by hardscrabble/@valhecka​

877 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

“Look, I mean. It’s been slim pickings, and you go and buy a flat and get that charity off the ground and you’re still wearing new suits every day. Do you have a money tree?”

The Art of Precious Scars by @iamanonniemouse

5.7k words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

When Phillipa was a little girl, she knew what her parents were doing, but she didn’t understand.

She knew that they were researching and developing something that made them very excited. She knew it involved a shiny box with clear, octopus-tentacle tubes, and she knew it made them sleepy.

But she didn’t understand what exactly that shiny box did, or how dangerous it could be.

And she certainly didn’t understand that it would be the thing that tore her family apart.

Destined by @iamanonniemouse

2.1k, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Yusuf has always been destined for greatness.

Rich & Famous  by @iamanonniemouse

411 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

There’s a loud sigh. “Eames.”

“Yusuf.”

“You told me we were going on a supplies run.”

“This is supplies!”

“I need a new bunsen burner!”

“Not my fault you blew the last one up.”

Selvedge by lazarov/@shmazarov​

2.9k words, rated T, no archive warnings apply

Arthur signs on to be Dom's accomplice — er, associate. Dom insists on getting him a signing bonus.

Or: Arthur learns to love the cut of a goddamn beautiful suit.

Tightrope by @little-specificity​

2.1k words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Arthur’s city has no clouds, he’s surrounded by pretty lights and his tattoo kills him.

Lavender Breeze by @stormofsharpthings​

631 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Well, Cobb is not Vader, at least...

Of Nightmares and Neurotransmitters by @stormofsharpthings​

828 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

A dream goes askew and the team needs a nap. Yep. That’s pretty much it.

Dreams Pay by @valkrist​

104 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Haikus!

Too Many War Wounds (Not Enough Wars) by @winterskywrites​

5.5k words, rated T, no archive warnings apply; tagged for aftermath of torture

Pain is in the mind. Unfortunately, so are dreams.

Pity Wig by @deinvatiwrites​, @flosculatory​, @iamanonniemouse, @stormofsharpthings​

575 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Glitter is really craft herpes, you know?

(alternatively: this is what happens when you take the team to a thrift shop and find a glittery wig)

#InceptGen2020 #fanart #fanfic #inception #100dabbo #thisarthurandeames #flosculatory #valkrist #aristotle-chipotle #aquietthinker #deinvatiwrites #valhecka #IAmANonnieMouse #shmazarov #little-specificity #stormofsharpthings #winterskywrites

[icybeanheadcanons]

Error General Headcanons

ERROR

-I’m an asshole, and you’re just going to have to live with that kind of attitude

-I’m Fine ™ DIAL UP SOUNDS

-He’s short. 4 feet of RAGE

-Fuck you and you and you and ESPECIALLY YOU

-i’m going to fuck up this universe and you can’t stop me “someone: but we have chipotle” okay fine goodbye

-he says destroying universes is his job, but he’s very very bad at it

-he actually occasionally glitches an object. He doesn’t know how. It happens to food a lot, and it's mostly just an inconvenience and annoying

-LOUD, he’s completely forgotten that there’s such a thing as different volume levels. Inside voice? Bitch i don’t know her.

-rAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-sometimes just screams to just scream

-you want to be close to him? cLOSE? To HIM?? cLOSE? To HIM?? cLOSE? To HIM?? cLOSE? To HIM?? cLOSE? To HIM?? cL- 

-basically, if he was in like steven universe, I’d say he’d be a Ruby

-Professional at being Wrong

-Professional Wrong Doer ™ (villainhood)

-has a collection of weird shirts with really chaotic phrases

-still lives in the anti void, but its now being filled with random objects and clothes that he liked and brought home

-sleeps like a log, in a pile of his weird t-shirts

-food thief

- “someone: have you ever actually killed a universe successfully” ………… LISTEN (he hasn’t)

-terrorizing someone? Easy. killing people? Success. Destroying entire universes? His actual job of choice? Absolute disaster. Its a lot harder than it looks, in his defense.

- you can simultaneously underestimate him, and, also be at the exact estimate of what he can do. He’s capable, sure, but his functioning skills are null. Nonexistent.

-animals don’t like him. Dogs bark at him. Cats do. Whatever it is they do every cat seems different. Its not mutual, he likes them, its just. He doesn’t really know how to be around animals. And they panic from his. Well. glitchiness.

-he’s a hit and a miss when it comes to emotional honesty. Sometimes he’ll tell you everything, even if you’re a total stranger!! Others, he’s like NO. NUNYA!!!!

-he’s that one guy who wakes you in the night, trying to break into your house, but absolutely gets trapped and leaves you dumbfounded

-he’s competence is in tech and coding, in fact, he’s absolutely brilliant

-has had developed the need for glasses over time from staring at screens, and if he’s not wearing them, he’s blind as a bat

-his glasses are big and round harry potter, or jade harley-esque kind of glasses

-he has a microwave in the antivoid, how it works no one knows but it does

-he’s mooching your wifi and netflix and any other streaming services

-has red freckles

-his magic doesn’t particularly make sense, due to being all glitched out

-really does like vibing on the surface tho

#Error #error sans #undertale #general headcanon #headcanon #not an ask

[blaze8403]

Israeli Gensuilissimo Surveillance Villiage Loft Holy or and Saint Paul Camerica Parking Area Chipotle Hack it - Live and Record not thief retrieve but yes tonight's share with my IAF Boxing Team staff Coach Trainer Manager Doctor Nutrition Massage Therapist

Non profit Charity and Armed Forces no for personal financial Armed forces maybe IAF is not selling girl scout cookies

[averagemarvelbitch]

THE TRI(H)AL

Summary: Someone stole Thor’s last bag of Cheetos and he shall have justice!

For @marvellousstories

----

Meanwhile, in the Avengers Group Chat.

 Thunder Thighs:

A VERILY DESPICABLE CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED

 America’s Ass:

What’s happening? Should we suit up? Tony and I didn’t hear the alarm!

 Thunder Thighs:

There is no need to change into our battle gear, Captain, for the trial shall be held here and now.

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

What trial?

 Hawkman:

Okay, who gave Thor the pot brownies again?

 Thunder Thighs:

The problem does not lie with the delicious chocolate treat with mind numbing properties this time, my friend. Someone has eaten the last bag of the cheesy greatness and the bag belonged to me. I demand justice!

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

Someone ate your last bag of Cheetos and you’re mad?

 Thunder Thighs:

Aye.

 Hawkman:

Can you guys hear Tony laughing? I swear to God I can hear Tony laughing.

 America’s Ass:

Yeah, we’re in bed watching Game of Thrones and he can’t stop laughing. Hold on, he’s getting his phone.

 The Mechanic:

Thor! Pal! You live with a billionaire! I already asked FRIDAY to order some more, so relax, it should be here in 15 minutes.

 Thunder Thighs:

It is not about the food, man of Iron, it is about the betrayal. I have been betrayed by one of you, the ones I call friends, and now I must have justice or our bond of friendship will be broken forever.

 Hawkman:

Wow, that’s a whole lot of feelings over a bag of Cheetos.

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

And it’s not even the good Cheetos. It was flaming hot chipotle ranch.

 Hawkman:

THE FUCK those are the best ones!

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

I prefer Doritos.

 The Mechanic:

EVERYONE prefers Doritos.

 Hawkman:

I don’t.

 The Mechanic:

Everyone IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS prefers Doritos.

 Thunder Thighs:

Enough of this. I must know which one of you is guilty of this heinous crime!

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

Barton likes those. Maybe he did it.

 Hawkman:

WHAT? THE FUCK I DID NOT EAT THE CHEETOS

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

All evidence points to the contrary.

 Hawkman:

WHAT EVIDENCE? You’re the one who knew exactly what kind of Cheetos it was. I bet you only said they’re terrible so Thor would think you’re innocent. SHE IS A SPY, GUYS, she knows how to lie.

 America’s Ass:

Aren’t you also a spy, Barton?

 Hawkman:

I got nothing.

 The Mechanic:

Look, this is ridiculous and I want to get back to cuddling my super soldier boyfriend and watch innocent people be decapitated by an incestuous queen. Can we get this over with? Just confess already.

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

That’s a classic tactic of shifting the blame, Stark. Pretending to be in a hurry, bored with the whole thing, and asking for the guilty to confess when, in reality, the guilty party is you.

 America’s Ass:

Tony did not eat those Cheetos.

 Hawkman:

Maybe YOU ate them, Cap.

 America’s Ass:

I did not eat the Cheetos, Barton.

 Hawkman:

Why? Because you’re all strong and brave and here to save the American way?

 America’s Ass:

Because I hate those things. They’re not food, they just seasoned cardboard.

 The Mechanic:

And that’s coming from the guy who lived through the Great Depression, Barton. The Great Depression!

 Hawkman:

So maybe YOU did, Stark. Nat is right, you’re trying to shift the blame.

 The Mechanic:

Should I remind everyone that Barton is known to steal things from the fridge?

 Hawkman:

Bitch, please, tell me ONE THING I’ve stolen from the fridge!

 The Mechanic:

My chocolate cake.

 America’s Ass:

My orange juice.

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

My Mac and Cheese.

 Thunder Thighs:

My pop tarts.

 Hawkman:

I said name ONE, you fuckers

 Thunder Thighs:

The man of Iron speaks the truth. You are a known thief.

 The Mechanic:

Also, he was in the circus!

 Hawkman:

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Not everyone who’s from the circus steals, asshole.

 The Mechanic:

Did you?

 Hawkman:

I want a lawyer.

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

Just confess, Barton. Accept your punishment and move on.

 Thunder Thighs:

Aye. I promise justice will be dealt swiftly and almost painlessly.

 Hawman:

DUDE I DID NOT EAT THE CHEETOS

 Always Hangry:

Hey guys, I just left the conference. Reed was here, Tony, and he asked about you.

 The Mechanic:

That freaking numnuts. Hate that guy.

 Always Hangry:

Wow the group has almost a hundred messages! What were you guys talking about?

 America’s Ass:

Someone ate Thor’s last bag of Cheetos.

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

Barton ate Thor’s last bag of Cheetos.

 Hawkman:

I DID NOT EAT THE CHEETOS.

 Thunder Thighs:

Someone has betrayed me, my love, and I shall have justice!

 Always Hangry:

Thor, honey, YOU ate the last bag of Cheetos last night in bed. Remember? We were watching Hercules and we ran out of popcorn so you got that instead.

 Thunder Thighs:

Oh.

 The Mechanic:

Well, this is awkward.

 Itsy Bitsy Spider:

Sorry, Barton.

 Hawkman:

FUCK YOU GUYS I’M JOINING THE FANTASTIC FOUR.

#avengers #drabble #thor #bruce banner #hulk #captain america #steve rogers #tony stark #iron man #black widow #natasha romanov #clint barton #hawkeye #stony #stevetony #superhusbands

[the-kestrels-feather]

Mini fic prompt #2 for @archetypal-archivist

***

Jon had once asked Basira when it was she'd first seen the Hunt in Daisy, and truth be told she couldn't remember. She'd always been driven, but Basira had just assumed it was what made her a good officer. It had always been there, at least as long as she'd known her. The first time she'd ever truly seen it however had been their first case. They'd been chasing a small-time thief who'd robbed a few of the small businesses in South Kensington for a few weeks by then, and when they'd finally caught up with him he ran. Daisy didn't even wait for the car to stop before she was out the door and sprinting after the little punk. Basira couldn't place the emotion in her eyes but it reminded her of the nature documentaries she'd seen, the look wolves gave their prey. The lust, the excitement, the thrill from running after him. When she finally tackled him to the ground, albeit a little harder than Basira would have for a punk that young, she didn't have the look of relief on her face that she would've expected. She looked… upset? Not outwardly sad or angry, but she didn't look thrilled when Basira had put on the handcuffs. She was silent on the ride over to the station, and hadn't gone in with Basira to take the kid to jail. When Basira came back she found Daisy staring out the window, watching cars last by.

“I thought we could get takeaway?” Basira suggested as she started the car, celebrate our first case together with some Chipotle, or whatever you're in the mood for.”

“Yeah,” Daisy responded, sounding less defeated, “that sounds good.”

They had many more cases together of much higher profile, and after each one she seemed slightly lost. She never seemed to get that satisfaction that she felt of a case being over, the excitement of being able to move on to the next one on their seemingly never-ending stack. Then they would start the next and the cycle would begin again.

Now everything was different. The Hunt no longer touched her, and it seemed to Basira that she'd lost herself. Daisy didn't have that drive in her anymore, that fire. She looked like her partner sure, but she didn't seem right. Basira didn't know who she was, and she got the feeling Daisy didn't either. She couldn't be alone now, she was constantly by Basira or Melanie and she'd even begun to bond with Jon, a man who she'd wanted to kill not that long ago. No, her partner, her Huntress, was gone. That fire in her eyes she had seen that first day had been sufficiently snuffed out by the Fear Gods who now controlled their everyday life. They'd taken her and left her nothing more than a husk of her former self, and Basira was determined to make them pay for it.

However she could.

***

Hope you enjoyed!

#the magnus archives #alice daisy tonner #daisy tonner #basira hussain #syd's fic requests #my fic

[survivingthejungle]

tagged !

@queenvaleska is the CUTEST just a psa if u didnt know already.

lets get it poppin

1. Nickname: most people call me by my middle name, but i also get called Kelly G and G Money by my close friends lol

2. Star Sign: Virgo!! (aka the best) im also an aries rising and a taurus moon. so that explains a lot.

3. Last Film I Watched: hmmm.. i believe it was Inception

4. Favorite Film: 10 Things I Hate About You. kat stratford is all i aspire to be and more. once in one of my classes a girl i know was like “hey you remind me of kat” and then the whole rest of my class was like “SHE IS KAT OMG” and then i almost cried bc i was like u guys have no idea.... how much that means to me...

5. Favorite TV Show: this one always changes. right now it’s between Peaky Blinders, Brooklyn 99, and Vikings lmao

6. Favorite Actor: Chris Hemsworth! my boy. closely followed by Cody Fern and Tom Holland, my other boys. if we’re talking actresses, i love me some Zendaya, Blake Lively, and Viola Davis.

7. Favorite Book: toughie! i really really love The Alchemist by Paolo Cohelo, and of course The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. Native Son by Richard Wright is up there too! in fact i wrote my research paper on it lol, i’d def reccomend reading it.

8. Favorite Musician: FLEETWOOD. MAC. stevie nicks is a god. and DAVID BOWIE. i love my goblin king. also hozier, paramore, and the avett brothers are phenomenal. and birdy! she hasnt put anything out in a while tho and im kinda bummed

9. Favorite Song: of all time? probably Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root OR Midnight City by M83. but theyre pretty closely followed by any and all fleetwood mac and bowie songs, as well as What You Know by Two Door Cinema Club.

10. Song Stuck In My Head: surprisingly nothing right now! although on the way home from work tonight i was listening to Love Story by T Swift on repeat... it’s such a feel good bop idc

11. Favorite Food: chipotle no cap. and pro tip from your favorite vegetarian, if you don’t get any meat, the guac is free ;-)

12. Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate chip cookie dough. ALSO double chocolate brownie. and vegan cinnamon buns from ben & jerrys ooooh yummy

13. Other Blogs: nice try, you won’t ever catch me linking my main on here, i like my privacy too much

14. Following Count: 42! i like to keep it low idk

15. Followers: 458

16. Get Asks: yes!! and i wish you all would send in more, i love getting them!!!!

17. Dream Job: I realllllly wanna be an environmental lawyer!!

18. Dream Trip: it’s actually one of my life goals to go to Spain!! i’m planning on studying abroad there one day, and potentially even living there for a while if things go well!

19. 3 Adjectives To Describe Myself: independent, passionate, and honest :-)

20. Any Instruments? actually yes! i can play the ukelele and piano a bit

21. Random Fact: i can speak spanish! im a little rusty bc i don’t speak it as much as i used to, but i can read and write like nobody’s business lol

im not gonna tag anyone buttttt anyone feel free to do this if you want! its fun!

#tagged #this was cute #now you all know a little bit more about me #like u wanted to know lol #but now u do! live with it! #love u all and i have things coming soon i promise #katherine speaks

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Minnesota: Muslim Who Got Chipotle Manager Fired is an Admitted Dine-and-Dash Thief

Minnesota: Muslim Who Got Chipotle Manager Fired is an Admitted Dine-and-Dash Thief

‘Not a dine and dash we’re just borrowing the food for a couple hours’

Source: Chipotle Fired Manager After Admitted Dine-And-Dasher Called Her Racist For Requesting Proof He’ll Pay | The Daily Caller

Chipotle fired a manger for refusing to serve a black man she suspected had previously stolen food, despite the company knowing that he admitted on Twitter to repeatedly dining-and-dashing.

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I reheated some chipotle chicken and a THIEF arrived.

#george #Jesus Christ #stop #cat #cat videos #cute animals #animal videos

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Tagged by @maintain-mountain-witches

Rules : Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better

Star Sign ) Taurus ♉

Gender ) Female

Height ) 5'1"

Sexuality ) Bisexual

Wallpaper )

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? ) Destroying my life x10

If you could be anywhere else right now, where? ) Away from my boyfriend, under the bridge with my goth mom

What was your coolest Halloween costume? ) Wednesday Addams

What's your favorite 90s show ) Freaks and Geeks

Last kiss ) Sunday

Ever been stood up? ) Hell yeah

Favorite pair of shoes ) My platforms

Favorite fruit ) Apples

Stupidest thing you've ever done ) Gone to a chipotle high and tried to order my food

Favorite book ) The Book Thief

Favorite gif )

tag : @cloudishutan and like anyone who wants to do it

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Saturday, May 15, 2021

A very Canadian criminal (CP) Mounties in east-central Saskatchewan have cracked what they are calling an “extremely Canadian case.” RCMP officers from the Porcupine Plain detachment were called to a rural area on Friday to investigate a theft of posts that had been piled on a property for fencing. The thief was soon revealed to have sharp teeth, fur, and a broad tail. Const. Conrad Rickards says the posts were found in a nearby waterway and it appears a beaver helped himself to the lumber to build a dam—perhaps with the help of some buddies. Rickards says there was no sign of the culprit. He says no charges will be laid.

Desperate for workers, US restaurants and stores raise pay (AP) U.S. restaurants and stores are rapidly raising pay in an urgent effort to attract more applicants and keep up with a flood of customers as the pandemic eases. McDonald’s, Sheetz and Chipotle are just some of the latest companies to follow Amazon, Walmart and Costco in boosting wages, in some cases to $15 an hour or higher. States and cities are easing business restrictions as COVID-19 deaths and cases plummet, and in places like Florida, Nevada, and Texas, restaurant traffic is above or near pre-pandemic levels, according to OpenTable, a software provider to the industry. Many companies say they are struggling to find workers. “Customers are coming back faster than restaurants can staff up,” said Josh Bivens, research director at the left-leaning Economic Policy Institute. “By raising pay, they are able to get more workers in the door.”

Blackouts Threaten Entire U.S. West This Summer as Heat Awaits (Bloomberg) First they struck California, then Texas. Now blackouts are threatening the entire U.S. West as nearly a dozen states head into summer with too little electricity. From New Mexico to Washington, power grids are being strained by forces years in the making—some of them fueled by climate change, others by the fight against it. If a heat wave strikes the whole region at once, the rolling outages that darkened Southern California and Silicon Valley last August will have been previews, not flukes. Extreme weather fueled by climate change is exposing cracks in society’s move away from fossil fuels, even as that shift is supposed to rein in the worst of global warming. States shuttering coal and gas-fired power plants simply aren’t replacing them fast enough to keep pace with the vagaries of an unstable climate, and the region’s existing power infrastructure is woefully vulnerable to wildfires (which threaten transmission lines), drought (which saps once-abundant hydropower resources) and heat waves (which play havoc with demand).

Colonial Pipeline Paid Roughly $5 Million in Ransom to Hackers (NYT) The operator of a critical fuel pipeline on the East Coast paid extortionists roughly 75 Bitcoin—or nearly $5 million—to recover its stolen data, according to people briefed on the transaction, clearing the way for gas to begin flowing again but complicating President Biden’s efforts to deter future attacks. Colonial Pipeline made the ransom payment to the hacking group DarkSide after the cybercriminals last week held up the company’s business networks with ransomware, a form of malware that encrypts data until the victim pays, and threatened to release it online. The company pre-emptively shut down its pipeline, which stretches from Texas to New Jersey and delivers nearly half of the transport fuels for the Atlantic Coast, setting off a cascading crisis that forced some airlines to make fuel stops on long-haul flights and led to emergency meetings at the White House, a jump in gas prices and panic buying at gas pumps.

Greece joins Mediterranean race to win back tourists (AP) Greece launched its tourism season Friday amid a competitive scramble across the Mediterranean to lure vacationers emerging from lockdowns. The European Union has yet to roll out its cellphone-friendly travel pass system. But southern member-states, driven deeper into debt by the pandemic and highly dependent on tourism revenues, are not waiting. Croatia has already reopened, as has Cyprus, joined Friday by Greece where residents were allowed to leave home without an electronic permit for the first time in six months. Greece is hoping to claw back half the 2019 visitor level. It’s vowed to finish vaccinating its entire island population over the next six weeks and will even waive test requirements for tourists who have received vaccines made in Russia and China that are not approved for use domestically. Other Mediterranean countries are also looking for an edge. Malta is promising visitors vouchers to go diving and cash rebates to high-end hotel customers. In Turkey, visitors from abroad have been exempt from stay-at-home orders applying to Turks, thus enjoying an empty Istanbul, and little-populated beach resorts.

Russia deems U.S., Czech Republic 'unfriendly', limits embassy hires (Reuters) The Russian government said on Friday it had officially deemed the United States and the Czech Republic "unfriendly" states, and that U.S. diplomatic missions could no longer employ local staff while Czech missions could employ a maximum of 19. Relations between Russia and the Czechs were badly hit last month when the Czechs accused Russian military intelligence of being behind a 2014 blast at an ammunition depot, and expelled dozens of Russian diplomats. Russia rejected the allegations and retaliated by expelling Czech diplomats, and also ordered the Czechs to let go the majority of their local employees in Moscow, many of whom have staffed a Czech hospitality and business centre in the city.

Lines, tokens and money brokers: Myanmar’s crumbling economy runs low on cash (Reuters) If you need cash in Myanmar, you have to get up early. Queues start forming outside banks at 4 a.m., where the first 15 or 30 customers are given a plastic token that will allow them to enter the bank when it opens at 9:30 a.m. and withdraw cash, according to more than a dozen people who spoke to Reuters. If you do not get a token, you either have to queue for hours for the few functioning cash dispensing machines outside or go to black-market brokers who charge big commissions. The cash crisis is one of the most pressing problems for the people of Myanmar after the Feb. 1 military coup. The central bank, now run by a junta appointee, has not returned some of the reserves it holds for private banks, without giving any reason, leaving the banks short of cash. The banks themselves have been closed or open only intermittently as many staff have gone on strike to protest against the coup. Meanwhile, internet outages make online transactions difficult and international transfers have largely stopped working.

When Covid Hit, China Was Ready to Tell Its Version of the Story (NYT) In the fall of 2019, just before global borders closed, an international journalists’ association decided to canvass its members about a subject that kept coming up in informal conversations: What is China doing? What it found was astonishing in its scope. Journalists from countries as tiny as Guinea-Bissau had been invited to sign agreements with their Chinese counterparts. The Chinese government was distributing versions of its propaganda newspaper China Daily in English—and also Serbian. A Filipino journalist estimated that more than half of the stories on a Philippines newswire came from the Chinese state agency Xinhua. A South African media group raised money from Chinese investors, then fired a columnist who wrote about China’s suppression of its Uyghur minority. Journalists in Peru faced intense social media criticism from combative Chinese government officials. What seemed, in each country, like an odd local anomaly looked, all told, like a vast, if patchwork, strategy to create an alternative to a global news media dominated by outlets like the BBC and CNN, and to insert Chinese money, power and perspective into the media in almost every country in the world. China’s media strategy is no secret, and the Chinese government says its campaign is no different from what powerful global players have done for more than a century. “The accusation on China is what the U.S. has been doing all along,” a deputy director general of the Information Department at the Chinese Foreign Ministry, Zhao Lijian, told me in a WeChat message.

Israeli forces hit Hamas tunnels in Gaza as all-out war looms (Washington Post) Israel continued to press its air campaign against the Gaza Strip on Friday after a devastating overnight assault by artillery and warplanes aimed at destroying an extensive system of tunnels built by the militant Hamas group to move fighters, rockets and other weapons. Israeli airstrikes and Hamas rocket attacks on Israel both raged into Friday evening with no sign of abating. The reciprocal bombardment has resulted in the deaths of 126 in Gaza and nine in Israel, health and emergency officials say, with hundreds more injured over five days of fighting. Violence between Jewish and Arab citizens of Israel also continued in cities across the country, while new clashes erupted in the occupied West Bank, which had been relatively calm in recent days, with skirmishes in Ramallah, Nablus, Tulkarem and other cities. Eleven Palestinians were killed in West Bank confrontations with security forces, according to health officials. By sunset, unrest flared in several Arab neighborhoods of East Jerusalem, where Palestinians throwing stones and firebombs battled police wielding stun grenades and tear gas, and protesters set cars and trees afire. The Israeli human rights group B’Tselem reported that Israeli settlers had set fire to swaths of Palestinian farmland in the West Bank.

Radical rabbi’s followers rise in Israel amid new violence (AP) In the 1980s, Rabbi Meir Kahane’s violent anti-Arab ideology was considered so repugnant that Israel banned him from parliament and the U.S. listed his party as a terrorist group. Today, his disciples march through the streets by the hundreds, chanting “Death to Arabs” and assaulting any they come across. This week, they took part in a wave of communal violence in Jerusalem and mixed cities across Israel in which Arabs and Jews viciously attacked people and torched cars. Israelis shocked by the violence have cast the right-wing extremism as a nasty aberration or a reaction to Palestinian violence. But to Arab citizens, who make up 20% of Israel’s population, the heirs of Kahane are a natural outgrowth of a discriminatory system—normalized by some mainstream leaders who largely share their views. Their resurgence has injected another element of volatility to the conflict. It’s also part of a broader shift to the right in Israel, where Kahane’s disciples are hardly alone in adopting a hard line toward the Palestinians and trafficking in anti-Arab rhetoric.

Beset by virus, Gaza’s hospitals now struggle with wounded (AP) Just weeks ago, the Gaza Strip’s feeble health system was struggling with a runaway surge of coronavirus cases. Authorities cleared out hospital operating rooms, suspended nonessential care and redeployed doctors to patients having difficulty breathing. Then, the bombs began to fall. This week’s violence between Israel and Gaza’s Hamas rulers has killed 103 Palestinians, including 27 children, and wounded 530 people in the impoverished territory. Israeli airstrikes have pounded apartments, blown up cars and toppled buildings. Doctors across the crowded coastal enclave are now reallocating intensive care unit beds and scrambling to keep up with a very different health crisis: treating blast and shrapnel wounds, bandaging cuts and performing amputations.

South Sudan, nearing 10 years old, struggles for stability (AP) As South Sudan approaches 10 years of being an independent country, many challenges remain for the world’s youngest state. A 2018 peace deal ending a five-year civil war has faced delays in implementation. A government of national unity was formed only last year. Millions of people remain in need of humanitarian assistance ahead of the anniversary of independence in July. One major problem has been the formation of a unified security force, which has been hampered by lack of funding and political will. More than 25,000 trainees have yet to graduate from centers across South Sudan, many struggling without regular meals, medical care or even a curriculum. Many trainees have abandoned the centers.

#headlines #news

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82 Truths!

I was tagged by @theprintedgirl!  Thank you so much for tagging me!

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, write a post with 82 truths about yourself and then tag 25 people

My Favourites:

Animal: Pomeranians

Colour: Lilac/millennial pink

Drink:Almost any bubble tea

Food: Macaroni and cheese

Time of year: My favorite holiday time is Christmas but my favorite season is spring!

Films: Amelie, Good Will Hunting, The Piano, probably La La Land, and loads of others! 

Book: Born a Crime by Trevor Noah, The Woman in Cabin 10 by Ruth Ware, The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak, Hunger by Roxane Gay, and loads of others!

Subject in school: World History

Flower: Peonies

Fruit: Mangoes

About Me:

I’m 22

I work at an institute which trains people in foreign affairs careers. 

I live in Washington, DC, U..S. of A

I have a BA in International Studies (which I got in 3 years instead of 4, which ended up being a great decision)

I am originally from a rural town in Western New York (with a population of only about 1,500 people, a Native American reservation, and a sizable Amish population - YES, I AM STILL TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK AND NOT SAY, INDIANA).

I speak intermediate level Mandarin and lived in Beijing, China for a semester abroad.

I am biologically an only child but I’m very close to my step family, in which I am the middle child with both one older and one younger step-brother.

I really love stories which is why I love reading so much, in addition to being a huge cinephile.  

I wanted to be a writer for my whole life until I was 16, when I realized I could put my love of studying world history and cultures toward diplomacy one day. I still really want to be a writer and write a book.

I curated a Twitter account for an American ambassador a few years ago.  It was really insightful how many revisions I had to pass by people before just a 180 character tweet could be posted, let alone a statement or interview remarks.

Most recent:

Phone call: Momma

Text: My best friend

Food: I got delivery from this burger restaurant I love.  It’s shoestring French fries covered in parmesan cheese, scallions, an over easy egg, and chipotle mayo.  I had a particularly busy day at work (this is our busiest time of the year) and thought I would treat myself.

Drink: Water

Book: The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas

Purchase: The french fries I discussed in Answer #3

Song I listened to: Probably “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor Swift.  I’m not sure I like it but it’s catchy as hell.

Reason to be excited: I interviewed for a promotion last week and am waiting to hear back!

TV show: THE BOLD TYPE, you guys.  I love it.

Obsession: Books!

Memories:

Happiest: When I was 17 I attended a college prep program for honors students at Boston University.  I made my first lifelong friends and got to experience living outside my 1,500 person town for the first time.  It was major culture shock in the best way.  

Saddest: My mom has a chronic illness and it hurts me whenever I see her in extreme pain or in the hospital again.

Strangest: Well I guess this is recent: Last night I had a dream I was watching a movie in which Matt Damon purposely got stuck in an elevator and spent the whole time trying to get out.  I woke up at 4 AM this morning because of it and it took me about an hour to get back to sleep because I wasn’t comfortable with how claustrophobic my bed felt.

Scariest: I almost drowned in a kayak when I was learning how to get out of whitewater kayak gear.  

Funniest: On a July trip in California with my family, we were talking about people with eating disorders for some reason and the Google version of Alexa on my step-dad’s phone was activated somehow, but since the phone was also navigating us in the car, it couldn’t search anything.  So it just goes, “I’m sorry, I can’t help you with anorexic women.”  It’s one of those occurrences where it might of been just way funnier in the moment than describing the whole thing.

Exciting: Putting my entire life in two suitcases and moving to China.

Proudest: As I said earlier, 3 years instead of 4 for my BA, fuck yeah.

Boring: At my college, students had to take a lot of economics classes in order to major in international studies. Not titillating stuff.

Biggest Fears

Dying

Roller coasters

Failure

Kidnapping

Do scary movies count?  lol

Excited for in Life:

Travelling more abroad

Making more friends with new interests, ideas, and cultural backgrounds

Finding a lovahhh

Becoming a diplomat

Having a kid (or kids, who knows)

Eating really expensive food (I’m kind of a foodie)

Reading great books

I am always…

Checking my email

Reading

Overthinking EVERYTHING

Doing something dumb on my phone

Messaging my mom

Looking at Bookstagrams and being like “How? HOWWW?  HOW ARE THESE PICTURES ALL SO AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND DETAILED?”

Telling myself I won’t have something with chocolate in it...then eating something with chocolate in it.

Checking the news and weather.

Going over different paths my life could take

Messaging my friends the most random shit.

I wish I was, and I eventually will be…

A diplomat!

More organized

Confident and self-assured

Better at managing money

A speed reader

CHARMING!

...AND ALSO SUPER HILARIOUS IN AN EFFORTLESS WAY

Talented at doing anything with my hair

A published author

A self proclaimed bad-ass bitch

Favourite Things about Myself:

I am a very nice and open person, although I am a little shy at first  

I am incredibly opinionated and often get a little too ranty, but a ton of people love me for it.

Cute butt.

I’m fiercely intelligent, especially when it comes to knowing random information.

I’m very good at styling/designing things. I’ve got an artistic eye.

I try to encourage people and use my sense of humor to the best of my ability in that.

My steadfast belief in universal values/what’s right.

I always want to go to new places.

I seek out knowledge wherever I go.

Finally, my blog…

It makes me so happy!  It has been a relief to come here when my days have felt monotonous.

Is both artistic and wordy; particular to some books but generic in its love of reading culture in general - it’s very me.

Needs a selfie of me with some books but I’m feeling camera shy at the moment.

This is not quite 25 so I’m sorry but...now to tag some of my favorite people I’ve either interacted with or want to interact with more on Booklr: @spiritedgalaxies @gracemccaull @-outofcontext- @blackgirlslit @the-bookler @book-loving-trash @thebookrose @readerreaderpumpkineater @tatithetinybooktuber @partiallybooks @readcreate @gingerbookblogger @fearlessly-fictional @brianamorganbooks-deactivated20 @teachingliteracy @theheartthatyoucall-home @lulalandrys @everybodywantssomecupcake @firebendingpadme @literaryqueen20 @pagesinmylife

#82 truths #all about me #tag #onceuponabookblr

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Thanks for the tag, @Auroriers!

Name: Shayna.

Nickname: I get called Shay a lot… but other than that, I don’t think I have any nicknames?? One of my teachers used to call me Bambi Eyes for mildly morbid reasons pertaining to the fact that I always looked so distressed by life. A lot of my friends at tennis camp also used to call me Chipotle because they found out I was hispanic (which, is not only incorrect in nature but obviously problematic but wasn’t really malicious at the time. So, of course, we laughed).

Orientation: Pan Romantic/Asexual.

Nationality + ethnicity: Mostly European (78%). With some Native American, African, and Asian thrown in there (middle eastern). According to Ancestry DNA, anyhow. For all I know I could be part Koala or giraffe. Any which way, I would be cool with it all. 

Favorite fruit: Very big fan of Pears (especially Asian pears), Cherries, Pomegranates, Mango, Avocado, and Longan (kinda like Lychee).

Favorite season: Summer —for the weather, beaches, the smell of the ocean and nature thriving, reading books outside on warm days as the breeze embraces you, thunder storms that are so alive you can hear Thor speaking, dancing around barefoot, bonfires, going on adventures —laughter greeting you ‘round every corner // Autumn —for the Aesthetic, crunchy leaves, the smell of firewood, cozy days spent tucked inside by the fire or with the heat blasting, hot drinks… Halloween!!!.

Favorite book: Just one!? *small smile* How about top ten?…. No particular order? ;)) I promise I’ll be quick about it. Alright, let’s begin!

1) The Book Thief. 2) Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia. 3) The Tale of Despereaux 4) The Heroin Diaries 5) Jane Eyre. 6) Peter Pan. 7) Anna Karenina. 8) Macbeth. 9) The Prose Edda. 10) The Glass Castle.

Favorite flowers: Antirrhinum, Hardy Hibiscus (red), Blue Lady Hellebore, Boogie Nights Dahlia, Delphinium, Heather, Magenta Clematis.

Favorite scent: The Ocean, Clean Laundry, Baked goods fresh out of the oven, the smell of burning firewood drifting by.

Favorite color: ??too?????? many????.

Favorite animal: Wolves, Foxes, and Elephants.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Coffee for darker moods, black, three sugars, laced with Cigarette smoke and cynicism. Tea for Hopeful moments concerned with health, life, and healing.

Average hours of sleep: Bozhe Moi. tricky question; either far too little, or far too much. Averaging 4 hours right now. Mostly brief naps in the morning after being up all night.

Cats or dogs: Both, for different reasons. 

Number of blankets you sleep with: I’m on the road a lot. So, I usually just make due with whatever is around when I fall asleep. Otherwise, I mostly just use my throw blanket while sleeping, bundled in sweats and a hoodie.

Dream trip: Everywhere and anywhere, yet, always with a companion —someone I trust and love, and can learn and laugh with while we immerse ourselves in all the corners of the world. Hopefully, with enough money so we never have to worry about how we’re going to pay for the necessities.

Blog created: My personal, personal blog (Valkyriefromvalhalla) was created back in 2011, (Sunshine-and-chocolate-kissies) was made in 2013, and (Mosexcellentkeanugifs) was made this year, but I’ve been on tumblr since late 2008.

Number of followers: Much like income, I would rather not discuss.

I’ll tag (If they want —no pressure—) @jurassic-park-girl, @mrsbabayagawick, @haml3t, @angiekurosaki, @kidflashz, @quiltsandspg, @dxrschners, @baba-yaga-bitch, @commasanddecimals, @keanu-reevess, @blackjacklouis, and anyone else who wants to (’cause honestly, I would love to know more about every single one of you guys.)

All my love, & thanks!

—Shayna

#personal #tag #thanks #i wish queue well #me