#choco.asks

[chocoenvy]

Mentions of execution!! “Your Grace!” Slowly, you regained your consciousness from a slumber you do not know how long lasted, not only that but so did the aching parts of your body. You wonder how you managed to gain such blows when a call from someone beside you did you slowly remember the events of that day. Why were you covered in the softest blankets when before, you were always in the brink of meeting death with cold eyes glaring down at your form, eyes that belonged to the characters you once adored? Why were you all of a sudden treated like royalty when before, you were accused as an imposter of a god you don’t ever recall in the game? There was so much more. But most importantly, why did they finally decide to spare you when you had finally accepted your fate? That time you had finally given up running away, you can’t live like this forever. Not with all your favourite characters chasing you down for your blood. Yet they had the audacity to kneel down in front of you, asking for punishment in exchange for what irreversible wounds they have done. “If its a punishment that you want.” They look up at you eager, it’s disgusting. “Maybe an execution would suffice.” Taking someone’s life was never something you would consider, of course. “And your punishment is to finish what you have started.” They look at you agape, it was slowly dawning to them what you meant by that, with your tired eyes that had already long given up hope. The execution was never meant for them. “End me, and that would be your punishment.” It was for you. Panicked claims and sobs filled the room, they tried to reason with you, that they couldn’t so such a thing (funny to think they’d say that when the other day they never had a second thought to ending your life before they saw the droplet of gold drip down the weapon they used to impale you) but this was a direct order from you after all, what else can they do? Even if you had recovered from this, even if you slowly got along with them. You can never recover from what they have done to you. Never. You could no longer see them the same again. — UHHHH i had this in my mind for a while AND WANTED TO SHARE i wanted to share it to you as an idea form BUT I WANTED TO TRY WRITING FOR THE FIRST TIME- well not first time but i wanted to try using this as a practice- PLUS this is my first sagau that ive written AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TAKE ON IT WOULD BE LIKE BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR WRITINF (if ur okay with it ofc) summary basically: mc gives up and wants everything to end but at that moment did the characters realize they are the god and seeks for the punishment and tbat punishment is to finish what they started and kill mc in fromt of the whole teyvat to see hahahahahahah-

AAA SKFJSALFKASJF NO BC THIS IDEA <333 (for some reason i just never saw this ask dkfjdksfjsdfs but dear lord the idea is immaculate <333)

I did a little blurb based on this bc this idea is <333 so good love the angst <3

warnings: suicide ideation, cult behaviors, reader is very mentally unstable

The rapid switch from disgust to fear and respect on their faces repulsed you. But your expression remained the same, dull and tired.

"Any punishment you see fit," Their voices were shaky as they knelt, "We'll accept in stride."

Your eyes looked down on them without a shred of satisfaction or even relief. In fact, a frown tugged down at your lips, "So now you say that... Why is that? That you only take it back now."

Excuses bubbled up to their lips, lame and poorly thought out. Nothing that would hold any weight in your heart so you never let them start.

"I don't want anything you weren't willing to give me before," You hung your head, tired and dull eyes meeting those of the kneeling archons, "So kill me. Finish what you've started and kill me like you would have killed me if I were human. Show us how cruel you are."

The archons eyes were fear-stricken and wild, protests escaping their mouth without a second thought, begging you for a shred of kindness.

"We could never do something like that to you-" The title was on the tip of the archer's tongue. His anemo-infused arrow had struck your body a plethora of times, always leaving you with a numb limb. He, in fact, had been the reason you were caught today. He had managed to get strikes in both of your legs, causing you to be immobile for a bit.

"But you could." Your voice was quiet but sharp, cold but so very tired, "You were about to. There's nothing different now, so come on." Annoyance edged its way into your tone, you had to grit your teeth to stop the tears from blurring your vision, "Kill me like you were just about to. Kill me like you've been longing to for the past few months."

The archons had no words, only anguish as their bodies shook. They could never kill you, their god, but they had been so close to doing so. The true reality of what they almost did sunk in, and they were sure this was the worst point in their entire lives.

But you weren't done, you were serious in your claims for execution, and you weren't going to stop until you were dead by the archons' hands.

Just as they had wanted it.

#choco.asks #sagau brainrot #okay so you know how the fatui is obsesseed with the phrase If not us then who? #what if we like mixed that in with sagau? #somehow #with like the imposter au or smth #its what they say when they're hunting you down that if they don't catch you now who knows when someone else will do it #and then you turn it on them #if they won't kill you who else will? #idk if that makes any sense but oh well i think its a neat idea

[chocoenvy]

...archonz ✨️

ARCHONS ARE THE PRETTIEST MFS ITS TRUE <333 they're my babies <333

#choco.asks #*~frequent customer #love how there's two venti pics i see u #OKAY BUT VENTI'S ARCHON FORM HHELLO #love the silly archons <3

[chocoenvy]

yo i always seen sagau impostor au y/n fanfics about them joining the fatui, living with the monsters or playable characters joining the chaotic hunt ➖👄➖

Sooooo what if INSTEAD reader was spawn near the abyss order camp, they (kinda???)have a feeling that we are the god of teyvat so the abyss mages have sus looks at first so they trap us first, then reported to one of the heralds theennn word got to the prince(ss). They probably wanted to kill us since i mean, ITS THE CREATOR FOE FU- *ahem* they might try to ask things regarding of celestial. Hope enjou will capture me😍

Now this event is either from before we got hunted or during the run

I mean think about it- (thisistotallynotformetoimagineabysstraveler)

yes i too am a simp for abyss traveler thank you very much

HSDLFJASDFSDF butbut would be happy to provide my own thoughts on this!

warnings: Blood! Much much blood and angst <3

You were running blind, the map in game not yet having expanded this far out. The brush scratching whatever skin it could get and snagging onto your clothes. You were no doubt leaving a loud and obvious trail behind you, it was only a matter of time before you were caught and you didn't want to know what they'd do to you once they got you.

Luckily - or perhaps unluckily - right in front of you appeared a portal. You didn't have the time to stop yourself before you were plunging right into the

abyss.

When you regained your bearings, sitting on the floor, heaving and sweat soaking your entire body, all of your brief relief vanished as you stared up at an Abyss Lector.

You couldn't see his eyes but you could almost feel the contempt radiating from him.

"I've seen lows but this is just a new one." He scoffed before turning to another abyss member, "Fetch their highness."

They nodded without question and scurried off.

You mouthed the twins name unconsciously, your time as an outsider looking in still not worn off. Excitement bubbled in your stomach at the prospect of seeing them, but you quickly realized that this would probably be your final resting place.

You huddled in on yourself, your tears dried from weeks of crying. You didn't even do anything wrong. That's the part that made you most upset. You just wished someone would listen to you-

"Your highness." The lector bowed, "Here they are." He motioned to you.

They stepped up to you with an aura you weren't used to from a face you would often associate with the traveler. Even though they weren't the one you chose, you never saw them with such a cold look on their face before.

You said their name, true and thundering and pleading. You swore you saw them wince.

"How do you know that name?" They interrupted you, "How do you know about me?"

You gulped, their presence heavy on your shoulders.

You couldn't provide them with a quick and easy explanation. There was none. Your throat dried up.

They glared at you, but there was a flicker of something warm and golden in their irises, "How much do you know?"

You opened your mouth, the most damning and secretive piece of information on the tip of your tongue, "The statue of the defiled god in Liyue. The statue of the anemo archon. And the original chaos core being in the ruin guard at Stormterrors lair. Or it was until Dain took it."

Their teeth grit together when you mentioned Dainlief's name so casually. But now there was a new emotion in their eyes. Panic.

"There's only one way you'd know all that information..." They muttered.

"Or when you and your sibling were fighting the Unknown God!" You said desperately, "Their name is Asmodeus! You were taken by them and your twin," You said their name loud and familiar, "was asleep for 500 years."

The emotions swelling in their eyes were enough to make your head swirl. Had you convinced them? That you were a god or whatever? Had you convinced them not to kill you?

The abyss lector gasped, "We've defiled their holiness-!"

A golden sword and a golden nara sliced you cleanly with their blade. Right in your chest where gold spilled out from your chest to perfectly match the star that the twins once were.

The stars that you plucked from the sky.

The abyssal prince(ss)'s golden eyes locked onto the Lector's. Wide and wild they growled, "They were a fraud. Dispose of the body through any means necessary." They removed the sword from your body and flicked the blood off, "Don't try anything stupid."

They left the room, gold blood splattering the golden nara.

#choco.asks #sagau #genshin cult au #genshin self aware #i am a firm believer that the twins want god reader dead and i will stand by this #i mean. sure there can be fluffy scenarios with the twins I'm not against it. #I just think it's funner this way

[chocoenvy]

Listen up imposter au but you don't understand anything they say

So say you use jp dub but eng subs, everything is English you can read and write but everyone speaks Japanese and you don't know Japanese. If you do make it kr dub or chin dub and if you know those you freak the acolytes put cause dear why do you know so many languages.

Imagine: darling just sitting there chatting to each archon in their respective language

Also there's the one world where darling speaks English and no one understands even though they all read and write English this is game logic don't come at me

Bc ur speaking English even though no one but the archon know it they think ur god or if there's already one they call you an imposter that learnt the language for the benefits and oh my God this has become a word vomit thats it bye I love you take care of yourself don't sleep at unreasonable times bye bye

before i fully unpack this... if you were to speak to the archons in their native language... they'd be so honored. Love you forever and hold you dear and feel so great about themselves and their upbringing, it'd be so wholesome <3

Anyways, onto the rest!

Okay so I can't help but keep thinking about the Traveler not knowing Teyvat's language when they first arrived. Which means some things are a bit different to make it easier for us to understand. The traveler was more than likely speaking their native tongue in the opening cutscene, which is the same language as everything else to us.

So! There's definitely some nuance.

How I think it'd be in this situation is: Reader is unable to understand Teyvat's language. It's different from anything we have on Earth (or at least I'd assume so). I believe Traveler's native tongue would be the reader's. Just cause traveler is from another world and has traveled between a lot of worlds, it's all a metaphor for the player playing lots of different games we been knew.

So, when you arrive to Teyvat, scared and confused and crying and unable to understand anyone and no one able to understand you, whoever finds you calls for the Traveler.

They were your first vessel after all, the one most closely connected to you. At one point, everyone thought you and Traveler were the same person.

Still, the Traveler is rushed to your side while the acolyte near you tries their best to calm you down even though neither of you can understand each other. This world is still familiar to you, as is the person close to you. So you calm down relatively easily but you're still on edge and the acolyte(s) surrounding you are to afraid to do anything without your explicit permission.

When the Traveler arrives, those around you part for them, their exulted status allowing them easy passage straight to you.

And when their eyes meet yours, it's the most gratifying moment the Traveler has ever experienced.

They know your eyes. They've never seen them before but they know them, they've watched them for years now, they've followed them wherever they went. They gave them (a) vision when they most needed it.

"Aether/Lumine?" Were your first words to them. Their name. Loud and true and theirs.

They were swiftly informed of what was happening and they kneeled before you, "Your grace-,"

"God, I can't understand you!" You whined, pushing yourself further into whatever surface you were sitting against, just to get away from the stressful situation.

But the Traveler's voice got caught in their throat, they understood you. You-

"Your grace," They said again in their native tongue, a tongue they hadn't spoken in since they last saw their twin, "You..."

You jumped, "why are you calling me Your grace? What's happening? I barely..." You clutched your head, "I barely remember how I got here and now all of y'all are just flocking around me."

"Would you like for me to tell them to back away?" They asked, a smile twitching at the corners of their lips, elated at the fact that you spoke their native language. It was an odd pride.

"Yes please." You said, "Then explain what the hell is happening."

"Of course, your grace."

"Don't call me that," You grimaced.

Later on, when things had calmed down, The Traveler was tasked as your personal bodyguard. But you basically treated them as your best friend. Speaking to them, using them as your translator and such.

It was quite a lot of power for the Traveler, there was so much they could do with it... but they decided against it.

In fact, they helped you learn Teyvat's language. So you could read and write and easily understand all of the things around Teyvat.

The Traveler saw your curious eyes stare at abyssal language, hungry to understand the strange symbols. The writings on the walls of the Chasm, you yearned for the language to come easy to you.

The Traveler couldn't help but think... what if their twin was there? What if they taught you abyssal language. You, the Traveler, and the Abyss twin speaking in your native tongues. It was a dream the Traveler held tightly to their chest no matter how unlikely it was to happen.

#choco.asks #sagau brainrot #oops literally just me simping for aether again #this happens a lot more than i thought it would #i deviated quite a bit but if i didn't go off on smth completely irrelevant would it even be a choco post?

[chocoenvy]

Imagine this, our wealthy girls reacting to their darling, be it SAGAU or not, being incredibly poor and living in a crumbling ruin of a house. The ceiling is falling down in one part, the walls have mold visible on them, and the furniture is broken or falling apart. While they're gaping in horror at what their darling has been living in, said darling is proudly showing off their jury rigged improvements, like a rainwater collector and improvised heating system.

i love this idea sm thamk you for the food <3

okay but consider, Darling who has arrived to Teyvat and now lives in luxury but still has habits from their old world from being poor.

warning: mentions of unhealthy eating habits

Such as hoarding food, binge eating out of fear of not getting enough. Hiding food in your room and such. Saving every mora you get, you're just afraid that one day you'll have nothing.

Not asking for anything, conserving food. Insisting that if you don't finish something it should be saved for later or someone else should eat it.

Food aggression go brrrr, you get lowkey territorial over your food. Not like anyone would steal it but you have the habit of eating your food quickly, snatching up anything that you can and keeping it for yourself. Idk maybe like not taking breaths between eating, eating quickly to the point you have to pause to breathe (not sure if this is a poor thing or a disordered eating thing skfjskfjddkdrjd)

also like- there's a lot of people in your abode. From servants to acolytes and such. And idk if anybody relates but when you have siblings, if you don't take the food you want you're not gonna eat. Especially when money's tight. If you don't eat the food before someone else does, you're not gonna get it until the next time the parents go shopping. And who knows when that'll be.

Anywas enough about food-

Reader who doesn't ask for anything at all.

Reader, the god of teyvat, walking around with fucking Childe and Ningguang, picked up an item of little importance that they found neat. Reader was asked if they wanted it and their first thought was

"Hmm, how much is it?"

BABE you're with THE TIANGQUAN OF LIYUE and ONE OF THE FUCKING HARBINGERS :D?? THEY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR IT I ASSURE YOU.

no bc they'd voice this, saying the price didn't matter and you'd just

".o. ... wait im not paying?"

LASKDFJASLDFKJSAD THEY'D BE SO BAFFLED LIKE WHAT?? MISTER MA'AM? YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU'D BE TRAVELING WITH THEM TWO AND YOU'D HAVE TO PAY???

Ningguang would sign you up for rich kid lessons to teach you how to not be a plebian/hj

Your mindset is so different from the one they assumed you'd have and it gives anyone near you immediate whiplash when you're checking the cabinets to see how much food you have. Even though you have an absurd surplus of food, you're still cautious. Even though anything you want you'll get, you still check prices and stockpile cash because you're so paranoid that one day everything will come crashing down and you'll be left with nothing. You're insistent on this notion and won't let up on it, no matter how much your acolytes try to convince you that you'll never have to worry about anything again.

#choco.asks #sagau brainrot #def not me just projecting ahahaha.... #....

[chocoenvy]

Imagine if the imposter!reader and everyone finally realizes and stuff. Everyone is apologizing profusely and reader is just,

"it's alright. I understand your actions but please open your ears so no one needs to feel what I felt thr past months."

As much as I wanna be petty, i enjoy when imposter au gives mercy, ofc after punishment

(I'm just a pacifist)

okay so im making this an ei x reader fic bc im hongery :)

I had a Dream I got Everything I Wanted

SAGAU!Ei x reader drabble

warnings: cult behaviors, angst, slight blood, murder, yandere

Your smile was what hurt the most. It was broken and watery and full of so much pain. A beautiful potted plant, the protective vase shattered into tiny pieces, cutting into the plant, the vase beyond repair.

But if someone - if she - could get close enough, she could pick you up and fix your vase. She wouldn't mind the cuts, in fact she'd relish them. Because they were the only form of punishment you'd allow her.

To see you broken like this, smiling at her as she held your shaking body.

Dear, you were so scared. You wanted to bolt, she could feel it in the way your legs twitched, your entire body screaming at you to get as far away from her.

You sniffled, blood running down your face, blurring your vision. Golden, sweet ichor running into your mouth. Your eyes shut and you leaned into her embrace. The only thing your body had the strength to do was shake violently in her arms, even as you fell asleep.

Tears fell down her face at a rapid pace, memories played on repeat, bile tickling the back of her throat.

Why did it always end like this?

*~

The purple tints in the sky, stylized and framed with pink sakura, brought a smile to your lips. Right in front of your face, in arms length, was Teyvat. No screen to separate dream from reality, to remind you that you had to leave.

A relieved laugh escaped your lips, barely above a whisper and you buried your head deeper in the soft grass. In the corners of your vision, you could see the mighty Tenshukaku standing before the sun.

Home... your heart called out as you shut your eyes, letting the breeze and slight drizzle caress your smooth skin. A faint, peaceful smile permanent on your lips.

Even when the scenery warped and your skin turned rough and scarred. The breeze and drizzle disappeared and the sun was gone. There was nothing but your quiet, wheezing breath escaping past your lips painfully.

Your eyes cracked open, purple encased your vision but it wasn't the sky.

It was her.

Your eyes drifted over to her slumped form, hunched over and staring at her lap. You could see the occasional tear dripping onto her lap. Your breathing paused as a groan worked its way up your throat, small noises escaped you as you attempted to adjust your position to no avail.

Your breath got stuck in your throat when Ei's head whipped up, her electric purple eyes connecting directly with your soul, making your hair stand up.

"You're awake," Her face crumbled into that of relief, the tears falling more freely as she crumbled onto your bedside, her eyes on you the entire time, "I'm so glad..." She muttered, barely above a whisper.

You couldn't will yourself to say anything, so you merely stared at her with tired and dull eyes. It hurt her to see you like that, truly, but she dare not complain.

Silently, your scarred hand moved, sore from months of non-stop running and constant injuries, you gently laid it on her head. Her soft hair welcoming your hands to brush through it.

She leaned into your touch, her lovely purple eyes that you adored staring into broke at the sight of your silent tears.

"Why?" You mouthed, but all that escaped your lips was a breath of air.

She gently held your other hand in hers, carefully squeezing it, "Because I refuse to let you go again. Not like the rest." She whispered but in your ears it was as though she screamed every syllable.

More tears fell down your face but your mechanical heart never failed to beat steadily.

#choco.asks #sagau #genshin sagau #genshin self aware #genshin cult au #ei #ei x reader #diy puppet au (gone wrong) (3 am) (not clickbait) #im not looking this over i wrote this in like an hour #if you see any mistakes no you don't <3

[chocoenvy]

villain au where the reader decides to go to watatsumi island a month or so after everyone finds out they're actually their god

everyone's like "yay! they've decided to visit! and they're here to... pet... gorou... wait what?"

yeah they're just here to pet gorou's ears and tail

nothing else just

pet gorou

bro i wanna cry tonight so...

warnings: angst, violence, cult behaviors, blood

"Anything you want, we'll provide, we're so sorry your grace, anything at all and it shall be granted no questions asked." They told you over and over.

You just smiled, "Can we go to Watatsumi island?"

They prayed for the people on the island, knowing that whatever was to occur wasn't going to be pretty. You were carried to the island despite your insistence otherwise, and when you were finally set down the entire island was bowed before you.

You limped over to the general, and placed your hand on his head. You started to pet him.

That's it.

His eyes were wide, tears pricking the edges of them. All he could think about was how he had chased you, his bow scraping up your legs and hitting you right in your left knee. It was right in front of him, he could see how you kept your weight off of it, he could see the bandages over it, the way it was bent in a slightly wrong way.

Even though you were being so so merciful, he couldn't help crying. He knew he'd done wrong and yet you weren't punishing him as he deserved.

You continued to scratch behind his ears, fluff up his hair with your hand, an innocent smile lighting up your face.

Despite everything this general had put you through, possibly damaging your leg beyond repair and giving you countless scars, you still smiled so happily. You weren't malicious or aggressive while petting him, you were just... petting him like you would any innocent animal.

But he wasn't innocent. He'd hurt you, he'd chased after you, sunk his teeth into your leg and flung you so hard you were sure he'd broken your ribs. You had scrambled desperately away, you hadn't even provoked him.

You were just looking for food on Watatsumi island, the moment you'd spotted him you'd fled. Yet he still chased after you, still hurt you even when you screamed and cried. He barely even noticed the golden blood staining his mouth hands and the ground in his blind rage and "loyalty" to Watatsumi island and their creator.

You gave him one final pat, his face was stained with tears to the point he couldn't see what was in front of him, "Thank you for letting me pet you, Gorou," You beamed, "Your tail was wagging a lot, so I hope that means you were happy. You deserve to smile."

He crumpled in on himself as you walked away, his tail curling in and his ears flattening against his skull as sobs wracked his body.

How could you say such a thing so happily?

#choco.asks #sagau brainrot #gorou's fangs <33 #YAE'S FANGS <33333 #AAAAAAAAAAAAA BRO IM STILL PISSED SHE DIDN'T GET ANY FANGS #like HOYOVERSE!!! IT'D BE PERFECT #me giving every person in genshin fangs bc i can :] #hoyoverse let me have at least yae AT LEAST YAE #and gorou and maybe shenhe 0-0 #like bro shenhe with fangs got me ACTING UP #oops i made this about yae again i'll see myself out

[chocoenvy]

Booba

Not porble woman but bery moma

She my moma now

OMFG MOTHER??????????

where did you get this from👁️👁️? for reserch purposes obv

#choco.asks #*~frequent customer

[chocoenvy]

Hear me out.

Child God reader. But they have a mommy or mommies from each nation because equality reasons.

And like every once and a while, the mommies would be in a meeting at the teapot. Mainly to discuss education for the child god.

hhhhhhh mmommy-

The mommies in question: Ei + Miko, Ningguang + Beidou, Jean and Lisa, Dehya + Candace (Dunyarzad as an honorable mention)

Child reader would be having a blast because obviously all of their moms are friends with each other and there's absolutely no tension between any of them at all!

Dehya is the worst, she's sweating bullets. because she's surrounded by powerful (and pretty) women while she's just some random mercenary. (Candace would hold her hand under the table to calm her down though <3) But she feels like she doesn't belong there! She was never that good with kids anyways. You just fell in love with her because of how cool she looked wielding a claymore and her more laid back attitude. (She gave you an actual weapon once. It was tiny but you still treasure it. She even taught you how to use it!)

Ei is oblivious to her suffocating presence, she almost unconsciously thinks she has a right to you. I'm not sure how to word it but she just holds you on her lap because it's something she always does. She doesn't even notice or bother to think about how everyone else here considers themselves to have a similar position in your life.

Miko makes it ten times worse because she has this smirk that never fails in ticking off everyone within a three mile vicinity. Not to mention how Ei is sneaking sweets to you and Ningguang is about to start a whole war because THAT'S why every time you come to Liyue your hands are a little too nimble and handsy. And THAT'S why you're always full before dinner starts.

Beidou is trying to signal to you to sneak her some sweets. It's not working. But other than that she's holding onto Ningguang's hand and periodically squeezing it to signal to her to not start a war with other nations because of the fact that they're giving you sugar before your 3pm nap and you will not go to bed now and it's taking everything in Ningguang to not lose her goddamn mind-

Lisa and Jean are chill. Lisa notices everything that's happening, and Jean is just sitting there like she doesn't belong.

Lisa notices the copious amount of sweets you're being fed and calls you over. You obey and Ei wants to stop you but doesn't.

Lisa hoists you onto her lap, idly commenting about how you're growing everyday and getting stronger.

Lisa shares a glance with Jean and Jean goes on about strategy and whatnot like she's a war general but it's actually about how your schooling should be arranged between the four nations. Effectively taking the attention off of you.

Lisa hums a gentle lullaby in your ear while petting your hair and istg that woman put a spell on you or some shit bc you're out like a light in less than a minute.

Is it her parenting skills? Is it the fact that she's a witch? Nobody will ever know.

#choco.asks #the only good parents are jean and lisa #or ei and miko suck as parents bc they tried to abort their only kid and failed #and then miko tried to abort it again...

[chocoenvy]

I want a fich of Yan! Jean where she came to the real world to live with me. Sorry, I'm simping for her very bad :(

oh very valid :( she's so pretty, she hasn't come home to me yet though which is very rude

My requests are closed but....... (not really yandere but whatever)

isekai'd!Jean x reader drabble

It had been a long day, the blue light coming from your device not helping with the strain on your eyes and brain from being up for so long but you didn't care. There was so much going on, so much flooding your brain. You just needed a moment without all of that worry. But your eyes kept on shutting and you thought that if you closed your eyes for just a second, you'd be more awake.

Just... a second.

You shut your eyes and you were immediately conked out, with your device still running.

Jean wasn't sure how it happened, she had always been aware of your existence since day one when the Traveler had first stumbled upon Mondstadt. She knew who you were, always has. And she's always had such a fascination with you. Especially since you seemed to have such an odd but deep rooted care for her. Pulling her away from her work to explore Teyvat, she couldn't help but feel somewhat indebted to you for making her life brighter.

And appearing in your room, your head on your desk with now only three characters in your party. Jean was home.

She was silent as she saw your sleeping form, and silently calming herself down. She had just been shoved into a completely new world with no clue how or why she's here. The only thing she knew was you.

Jean quietly sighed, she'd worry about little things for now so she wouldn't start questioning her entire existence.

She tucked you into your bed carefully, she wasn't sure how to shut your device off and she didn't want to mess with your things without permission so she let it be. She just made sure you were comfortable.

Once you were dealt with she decided to next focus on your room. Picking everything up and putting it away, throwing away your trash. Admittedly, you'd been getting pretty careless when it came to taking care of yourself due to the pile of stress you were under.

Jean knew the feeling all to well, so she didn't judge you. Maintaining a balance of taking care of work and yourself was a hard one, one even she hadn't completely gotten under control.

But since she was here now she might as well help you out, especially since she didn't know how long she'd be here. Not to mention the fact that she was fighting back the existentialism creeping into her mind.

Waking up to a clean house with Jean reading a book in a nearby chair was enough to have you nearly squealing with glee. You were sure this was a dream, your eyes wide and sparkling staring at Jean.

"Ah, apologies, I'm sure this is as much of a shock to you as it is to me." Jean shut the book and set it aside, "I appeared here while you were asleep, I don't know how and I don't know why. I'm sorry if I gave you a scare."

Yeah, this was the best dream ever.

You didn't say anything - you didn't think you could - and just stared starry-eyed at Jean until she got up.

She felt your forehead and frowned, "You're red hot, are you okay?"

"You're really pretty." You stated dumbly, staring into Jean's eyes.

She blinked in shock before chuckling, "I think you're still tired, go back to bed." She moved the covers to cocoon your body.

"But I don't wanna go to bed, I wanna spend time with you." You muttered, but you didn't struggle against her soothing touch.

A blush coated her face as she stuttered, "Ah, that's very sweet of you..."

You sat up in bed, holding onto her arms, and staring into her eyes, "...you're very pretty..."

She giggled, "That's twice you've said that now, are you sure you're not sleepy?"

"Very sure." You wrapped your arms around her neck, burying your head into her neck, "I don't wanna wake up..."

Jean's eyes widened as she realized that you thought this was a dream. Honestly she kind of thought the same thing but she'd pinched herself enough times to make her arm red. Done as many things as she could and confirmed that this was no dream.

She opened her mouth to say something (praying it would be smooth and not just her stuttering) but she didn't even get the chance as you pulled her to lay down. You laying on your back and her head on your chest, your arms hung firmly around her.

Your breathing evened out and your body went lax.

You'd fallen asleep again.

Jean sighed affectionately, her face beat red as she laid against your chest.

...she could get used to this.

#choco.asks #sagau #jean x reader #genshin jean #uh wrote this pretty quickly lowkey rushed

[chocoenvy]

"Venti would hate God reader, atleast a little bit"

OK

But

What if

I couldn't handle the pressure and just kinda cried in a cave in dragonepine?

(Idk how else to phrase this thought. I'm just thinking of how Venti would handle reader being afraid of being that tyrannical ruler, so they just run away and get found crying by Venti. Wdyt?)

Venti wouldn't hold it against Reader!

Venti would immediately understand where reader is coming from. If reader is actively trying to be a good person and not use their power in a tyrannical way, Venti would never hold it against them.

Venti would never bend to reader's will, but Venti would become their friend and maybe even more in a human way. Not as god and follower or god and god, but as humans.

He'd understand you as a human and would help you through anything and everything! He's not opposed to being friends with you, but just as Mondstadt follows no god, I don't think he would want to either.

Hope that makes some sense, but Venti would disregard all of his worries and preconceptions of you if he saw you crying. He'd comfort you and help you.

I think he'd just want to get to know you as a human, and nothing else. If that makes any sense HDHFKSDJ

#choco.asks #*~frequent customer #istg i have a monthly Venti loving session #he's just so... HLKSDFJASDF you know? #he's best friend material and boyfriend material #he's a rat i love him #for legal reasons none of you saw the tags #gotta stay on brand

[chocoenvy]

Rising from the dead with this

imma slap in imposter!cottagecore! child reader with sentient teyvat here

Mari and the others visit another teyvat to see the god residing there and wandered for a bit and found the god there was gone for over a millennia and hasn't returned but Mari could still feel the divine aura they emitted, like a broken tap

They searched an area flooded with the energy where a humanoid entity greeted them.

"We came to see the Deity that rules over this world" Mari stated as the being scanned all of them from head to toe

"may I ask why?" "Well I noticed their divinity had returned but it behaved differently". "...I see well follow me"

They reached a clearing where a child around 5 years of age played amongst the grass till' they saw a handful of people and they stumbled back from fear, the uncanny being calmly approached the child and soothed them down and introduced them as the god they seek

HHHHHHELLO?????? sentient teyvat + imposter!cottagecore child reader THIS IS SUCH A GOOD COMBO? THIS IS SO YUMMY

i wrote a lil drabble bc i have no self control lol (i also had no idea what to name this so shhshshshhh)

Return from the ashes you call

warnings: cult behaviors, a child under 10 is considered god, sentient teyvat, imposter au, mentioned past abuse.

The soft earth hit Mari's bare feet, a frown touched their lips. This forest... didn't look familiar. They knew every corner of Teyvat, they could recognize each region by sound and scent alone.

Yet this place, full of flush greenery so dense it was almost suffocating, didn't have a hint of recognition.

The only conclusion Mari could come to, as they carefully made their way through the flora, was this was somewhere in Sumeru.

They continued towards the influx of energy, ebbing in and out, dribbling out awkwardly. There was something wrong with this god, something very terribly different. Mari, as the oldest of the gods, decided to investigate. Alone. They had no doubt they could handle their own - even in this unfamiliar territory - and they didn't want to frighten this god with too many faces. An emotionally distressed god is a dangerous one.

Perhaps it was a form of elemental sight leading them towards the energy, a golden trail leading them to the god's destination. The animals gathered around Mari cautiously, a few even bared their fangs.

...Something was definitely wrong.

Mari didn't flinch as a cold blade touched their neck.

They turned their head, their pitch black eyes staring into dull dark green. Oddly, there was no maliciousness in their orbs, as though this was merely a standard greeting.

They were tall, their skin dark, and fairly masculine save for their wavy hair bunched into a braid. Tons of flowers were placed in their hair, quite sloppily but there were many types. Their outfit was simple and covered little skin, a tank top and some shorts that went to the tops of their knees. Showing off their intricate tattoos that moved as well as the many accessories and scars adorning them. The scars were all large and not fully healed, though it didn't deter them in their physical capabilities.

"You..." Their voice was odd, almost as though there were many voices overlapping their own. All similar, the differences being age pitch and gender.

They were not the god Mari was looking for though, the golden ooze was not coming from them. Rather a constant and dull energy came from them. Though it was odd, the best way Mari could describe it would be if you were listening to many different sounds all at once.

A thin smile tugged at Mari's lips, "And who might you be?" Voices creeped into the edge of Mari's voice.

At the sound of it the person smoothly sheathed the weapon as it disappeared into nothingness. They bent into a smooth kneel, "I am Teyvat."

"Teyvat?" An amused lilt decorated Mari's voice, "Never heard of that one before." A serious expression killed the smile on their face, "You're hiding them, show them to me."

Teyvat stood, "Any harm befalls them and the entirety of Teyvat comes crumbling down." The tattoos on them flickered. Flames and destoryed earth decorating their skin.

Mari narrowed her eyes, insulted at the notion, "I'd never dream of harming them. I'm merely here to help. This world is an anomaly as well as your god."

Teyvat smoothly walked past Mari, not sparring them a glance, "Too many people have said that. They've all lied."

Nonetheless, they led Mari to a quaint and well hidden treehouse.

Teyvat stepped on a small platform with a string leading up to the treehouse, urging Mari to step on it as well. They pulled a small string and faintly Mari heard a bell from up top.

The platform started to rise, slowly but surely until they reached the top.

Mari's eyes widened at the high pitched squeal and big, excited (e/c) eyes. A tiny body tumbling straight into Teyvat. They picked the excited thing up, gently tossing them in the air.

Mari gasped at the realization that this is this world's god, the unpredictable gush of golden ooze was being emitted from this tiny thing.

Your hair overgrown, messy with flowers, long and flowing clothes hanging from your body, floral decorations covering your skin and even some of your face. But you were giggling and happy in Teyvat's arms.

That is until you spot Mari.

Your eyes grew haunted, your tiny hands having a death grip on Teyvat.

Mari's heart wrenched and at the same time anger tickled at their heart. Imp has worn the same look when they saw Mari.

"W-w-who's-" Your voice quivered, not tearing your gaze away from Mari for a second.

"They're a friend," Teyvat patted your back, "They're like you. Very powerful. But they're from a different world. A different Teyvat."

"Different Teyvat?" Your eyes turned curious, but you still couldn't look away from Mari.

Mari smiled softly, and it looked so familiar to you, "Yes, I am from a different Teyvat. There are many different different worlds out there."

"There are more Teyvats?" For a moment, you broke your gaze away to look at the Teyvat holding you in their arms.

Mari chuckled, "Ah, I mean the world itself. There is only one humanoid Teyvat, and that's your friend here."

You nodded silently.

"There are more gods out there. Gods like you," Mari continued, carefully drawing closer to the trembling child, "Children who have gone through too much." Mari donned a motherly smile, "The people of this world have hurt you, haven't they? I know a child who has gone through something similar. Their name is Imp, would you like to meet them?"

"Imp..." The child played with the word on their tongue, "They've... the... did..." Tears pricked the corners of their eyes, "Did they get struck by lightning too?"

It felt as though Mari just got dunked in cold water, angry lightning tingled between their fingers. The white hot anger dissipated as soon as it appeared.

Mari frowned, "I never asked them the specifics... but many bad things have happened to them."

"...I'd like to meet them." You whispered.

Mari bent down a bit to meet your eyes, "Then we can go see them right now if you want. Get yourself out of here, but I promise one day we can come back and make this place a happy and safe place. The people that hurt you will never do so again."

Your eyes glimmered with faint hope.

"But let's not worry for that today," Mari held out their hand, "Let's go meet the others."

You glanced up at Teyvat nervously. They nodded encouragingly, a small smile adorning their face.

You grasped their hand and the world faded into white.

That is two children, now, that has looked at Mari afraid. Mari's fists clenched.

#mari and teyvat have the vibes of a divorced couple keeping it together for their kid #choco.asks #*~frequent customer #sagau #genshin cult au #sentient teyvat #child!god reader #yes i was listening to mama we all go to hell while writting this i ahve no regrets

[chocoenvy]

Choco-san! (Is it okay to call you like this?)

I have a idea to for saga

what if Creator/God!darling is on period? ( if you write something like already feel free to ignore it)

like going through mood swings and period cramps,

while male Genshin characters helping Creator/God!darling would be like confused cause they never had period. ( expect Childe and Aether who has siblings )

Thx 🙏

- Night.M anon

Sure! You can call me whatever you want lol

I believe I've seen something like this before however it was more centered around the girls instead of the guys. So uh... i may have made it a transmasc!reader. I understand that's probably not what you wanted and i'm sorry but the inspiration got me :( I hope you like it still

My Lord

Sagau!Thoma x Transmasc!Reader

warnings: menstrual cycles, reader is referred to with masculine nicknames but is afab, blood and all that mess, dysphoria, reader has poor hygiene habits due to dysphoria

Dread filled your heart at the feeling in your lower abdomen. You knew what it was, wasn't like it was new, but it still hit you like a truck every time it happened.

Now, you were in Teyvat, without a safety net. You had an entire system back at home for how you'd deal with this stuff, for how you'd minimize the dysphoria as much as possible. But now there was nothing you could do.

Where could you even get the products you needed at? If you walked into a store and asked for them, they'd still recognize you. They'd know you weren't what you say you are.

Not to mention the fact you stained the sheets, how would you clean those without anyone knowing?

You whined into your knees, your covers covering the dirty sheets while you sat on the floor just trying to pretend you didn't exist.

You'd rather die than ask anyone here for pads or tampons, for your favorite characters to know that you were 100% afab that experienced menstrual cycles.

Tears pricked your eyes at the embarrassment, and the only thing you could do was stayed curled up on the floor hoping the ground would open up and swallow you whole while your whole body and brain shook in pain.

A knock from the door sent a strike of icy cold fear straight into your heart, "Your grace?" You heard a muffled masculine voice from the other side.

You rolled yourself under the bed, attempting to stifle your sobs so he wouldn't find you. You didn't want anybody seeing you like this, you just wanted this to be over with already. You wanted to sneak out and find something to use and ignore it until the week was over. Starve yourself until there were no nutrients for your body to use so you would never have to go through this. Anything anything anything so you can get rid of the pain for physically and mentally.

You'd do anything-

"My sovereign?" There was a whine in the back of his throat, you could hear him scurrying around the room in search for you, "My Lord?" He shouted frantically, "Where are you?" You could hear him rummaging through the closets, bathroom, every corner for you.

Your heart stopped as you heard the covers be moved. Of course he'd move them, that's the first place anyone looks for someone. Your tears continued tenfold as you heard him gasp and a sob escape his throat.

"Your grace..." His boyish voice was soft, and suddenly you saw his eyes staring at you. His teal eyes were sympathetic and a frown tugged down on his lips, "Are you okay?"

You whimpered, curling more into yourself.

"Oh dear," he frowned, holding his hand out to you, "Can you come out?"

You whined louder, and the frown on his face grew.

"Come on little guy you gotta get outta there, I bet you feel really yucky right now hm?" You didn't say anything, "I need you to come out, I promise no one will make fun of you."

With a frown, you grabbed onto his hand and he gently tugged you out from under the bed and held you in his arms, "There's my prince!" He giggled, arms wrapping around you comfortingly.

You buried your face in his shoulder, cheeks burning crimson from embarrassment.

"Does it hurt much?" He inquired, his head tilted in worry. He gently tilted your head up with a hand.

You barely nodded but that was enough for him.

"Ah, I see." He grinned, "Well look at you! Handling so much pain like a man! You may be more of a man than Ayato dare I say- Oh! But don't tell him I said that!" He said with a wink.

You laughed along with him, "I won't." You croaked, your voice still scraggly from the crying. You groaned, wiping your tears away with your sleeves, "God I feel so gross, I'm gonna take a shower."

"With the lights off?" He asked as you stood up.

You nodded, cringing at the thought of taking a shower with the lights on.

"Alrighty then, but please be careful." He stood up with you, "I'll be right in here cleaning up if you need anything. If you slip or something just shout and I'll be in there. Don't worry about being embarrassed you hear?" He grapsed your cheeks firmly but gently with his hands, "I don't care what you look like and I especially won't be worried if you're in danger, okay?" He tugged a bit with a kind smile, "So don't hesitate to call for me if you need it alright? I wouldn't be able to live with myself if something happened to you under my care."

Your eyes softened looking at him and you nodded, "You give me this talk everytime... but I will Thoma, you don't have to worry." You grinned up at him.

He giggled, "There's that handsome smile I love so much!" He kissed your cheek and patted your other one, "Now go take a shower, and remember what I said."

You nodded, "Of course."

Entering the bathroom you had memorized well, you were able to semi-comfortably take a shower even with all of the lights off.

Though you still... knew what you were. What you were born as, you were acutely aware of it. And on these days more than anything it felt harder than any other to ignore yourself.

However... Thoma was making it a whole lot easier. Underneath the door there was a box with a not attached.

For my handsome man <3 With a little drawing of him smiling off to the side. You scoffed with an affectionate smile, he sounded like such a mom. Inside the box were the items you needed (and another note saying that he had chocolate for once you got out. The note had also assured you that he hadn't mentioned you when he got the items. He'd merely told the maids that they were for the bathrooms in the palace since they were "out of stock" in some).

You sighed, really Thoma was too good to you.

Now that you were in more comfortable clothes and all cleaned up it felt easier to cope with the situation.

You swung open the door to the bedroom with a refreshed sigh, the pain was still throbbing in your lower abdomen but you could handle it. You just needed to lay down.

"Ah, there you are!" Thoma grinned, his hands paused mid-making the bed to look over to you, "How was your shower? I got you some new sheets and comforters while yours are in the wash."

"Thank you Thoma," You smiled genuinely, "And it was nice, I definitely feel a lot better." You went over to his side, staring at the freshly made bed.

"I'm glad to hear it pretty boy," Your heart melted as he patted your cheek, "The bed's all ready if you want to lay down, breakfast should be up in a few minutes but I was able to sneak a few chocolate bars up here." He winked, showing you the chocolate from his pockets.

You gave Thoma a hug, "Thank you so much Thoma, you're an angel I really don't know if I'd have survived without you." You smiled genuinely at him before letting go and flopping on the bed with a satisifed sigh at the fresh sheets.

Thoma giggled at your behavior and continued to clean the rest of the room whilst you wiggled under the covers.

"Thomaaaaa," You whined, eyes poking up from over the covers, "Won't you join me?"

He chuckled, pausing his ever busy hands to sit down on your bedside, "How could I ever refuse you, my lord?" With that he pulled your head onto his lap and gently threaded his fingers through his hair.

You buried your nose into his thighs, smiling lightly at the feeling.

Thoma didn't have the heart to urge you to stay awake, even when the servant came in with the tray full of warm, freshly made food. He saw your sleeping form and merely asked if Thoma wanted it instead. To which he accepted, though he kept majority of the plate untouched in case you woke up and wanted some.

He breathed out a laugh, "Good night, my prince." He hummed a small tune to you, and a smile graced your face.

#choco.asks #night.M anon #thoma x reader #thoma #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin cult au #genshin self aware #transmasc!reader #trans!reader #masc!reader #listen i just like trans reader :) #think they're neat #i kinda hate this but that's fine i just needed to get the trans reader need out of me #....it didn't help though bc i still want to write for trans reader...

[chocoenvy]

What if The creator reader's favorite food are crab leg with garlic butter.

Nahida and Zhongli no choice but eat SEAFOOD because their creator wants them to try the food that they ordered for them. Childe will LOVE eat crab legs with the creator.

Everyone hate seafood ex: 😭 just suffering

HDAKLFJSF PLOT TWIST I ALSO HATE SEAFOOD

if i was transported to a sagau teyvat and they saw me as a god I would ban seafood/hj

or just say i'm allergic so i don't have to look at it I hate that shit sm

love u and i'm glad you find joy in seafood but. its awful.

although it would be interesting how the reader's personal interests would affect Teyvat.

Cause if you like seafood i wouldn't say they'd force anyone to eat it. just that the importation of it would spike in regions not surrounded by water. Like Natlan or Snezhnaya. And the Liyue/Inazuma economy would spike because of the increase demand of fish + crabs.

Or if reader is really picky. Like me!

One of my hottest food takes is the fact that I have a very specific taste towards cheese. But in general I don't like it. Imagine how devastated the cheese market would be. Bc everyone likes cheese except for the creator who is so important. So people stop buying cheese, especially vision wielders because they don't want you to even be around the food you dislike.

But also the mass amounts of people that are trying their damndest to appease you but also they love love love this food you hate :(

They basically ban the food you hate in hopes of you never encountering it when you travel but also that's just mean on the industry :( and you try to stop it but there's only so much you can do. Plus Ningguang is very quiet about her dealings so if she doesn't want you to know something. You wont.

basically blahblahblah inflation blah blah blah cheese becomes a black market dealing blah blah blah u know. the normal

#choco.asks #sorry for the essay about teyvats hypothetical economy

[chocoenvy]

Let's give Nahida another adopted kid.

Child God gets adopted by Nahida and is now the sibling of Scaramouche/Wanderer

canon actually!

Nahida stealing Ei's kids like pokemon cards.

Reader would probably never see Nahida as a parental figure though. If nahida is shorter than reader, reader is automatically the older sibling figure! Doesn't matter how old or wise nahida is!

Although reader mentioning how Ei is a grandma now bc Nahida is obviously Ei's kid. Duh. HASDHFLKASDJFDS

but ei thinks scara is pregnant or that scara got his bf pregnant. or ei shaking him around like "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY SON???" miko just dabs him up like damn finally u getting some bitches.

scara is a robot. he can't have kids.

sorry i have a lot of gay hcs i'll leave now

#choco.asks #turns on megaphone SCARA IS TRANS.

[chocoenvy]

Pfft, read a brief Adrenaline Junky imposter fic earlier and it made me think of a Fake!Imposter Au, after YEARS of hunting they finally cornered down that accursed heretic and presented their body to their Creator an-wait why is the body glowing? Why did our Creator just fade away on their throne?! "That was fantastic! In all my years I have never felt more alive!" Bonus points if, like, Barbara or Noelle did the killing blow, murdered her own god and is lovingly named 'Godslayer' by them.

istg i've heard that quote before but yes! manic reader with an addiction to adrenaline!

They set up a puppet in place of them and put themselves in a position that would make them appear as an imposter. Then they thrive.

You can't even entirely blame the acolytes, how devoted they are. After all reader is egging them on by screaming insults about the creator and how they're not worthy of the throne.

It's a thrill to see how devoted their acolytes are, and exhilarating for them to look at the one they love with so much hatred and bloodlust.

But if any of them got close enough to see the reader's eyes they'd know, if any of them saw the wing tattoos on the readers back or lining up their arms and legs, if any of them noticed how the spatters of blood they spat out were slightly luminescent and reflected the stars a little too well, then they'd know.

But they were far too blinded by their hatred to pay too much attention. They had committed to your death and presenting you to their supposed "creator". There would be no end until you were captured. If they could best a god in the first place.

The day they do manage to best you with a plan even you couldn't snake your way out of, you laughed. You laughed so genuinely and manically. all those surrounding you were freaked out but you couldn't care less. This was the most fun you'd ever had. What was the use of being a god if you weren't using your full power? Who could blame you? In this ever repeating world you needed to find a way to entertain yourself. What's wrong with adding a little bit of flavor into this world?

#choco.asks #mmm yummy brainrot #love batshit crazy reader #favorite reader i need them to be insane <3