A Fire breathing bumblebee for @littleguysdaily
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All my favourite snaks!
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guess which goofy goober just chipped his tooth while eating potato chips 😍
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didn’t say it up until now but i have an increasing love for bugsnax. yes i have noted all the lore, yes i am terrified.
but here’s Chococoin, my personal busnak i made (yes i am an insomniac. holy sh!t im gettin sleep when this gets posted.)
a Sweet and Evasive 2nd variation to Chippie, or a 4th to the Huntsman Spider/Cookie combos :)
Chococoin is based around those silly chocolate coins that exist but also around Greed mode. I was thinking of Ultra Greed booty at the time so. Deal with it bahaha
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Chocolate chippy goodness 🤤 Check this blog!
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I should eat vegetables today but I just feel like baking 12 different kinds of cookies
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there is no greater relief than wanting to go spend the last $11 you have in your bank account on some treats for yourself (tuesdays are hard and treats make it better) and then going to the dollar store, buying those treats, and finding out YOU BUDGETED IT SORT OF CORRECTLY.
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comfortable? — jung wooyoung
PART ONE OF LILO'S 600 FOLLOWER EVENT
requested by @jaehunnyy. “aaaaaaa lilo darling, congrats on your milestone!! i am so proud of you, and i would like to request some floofy floof with Wooyoung, with the prompts [ see below ]. take your time and know that im so proud of you 🤍”
lilo’s notes. chippy, thank you so much~!! i hope i made your wooyo delusions come true 🫶
prompts. “you wouldn’t, uh, maybe, want to stay the night, would you? i just really don’t want today to end.” ; wearing each other’s clothes for the first time.
pairing. jung wooyoung x fem!reader
warnings. none.
wc. 714
dating wooyoung has been a dream so far. despite how playful he was and how much he loved to tease you, he was incredibly caring in ways that he showed through lingering touches and glittering eyes.
you’d known each other for years but only began dating a few months earlier after a confession that left you giggling every time you thought about it. “would you punch me if i confessed my love for you and asked you out?” “yeah, probably.” “cool… so, i really like you, let’s go on a date?” you did indeed punch after that, but he wasn’t one to complain about such things.
earlier today you showed up at his house after he told you to come over, which led to a spontaneous baking competition. a few hours later, the kitchen was covered in flour and other baking ingredients but the two of you finally put together pastries that (somewhat) resembled cupcakes. his batch looked pretty good, four vanilla cupcakes, each with a piped red icing heart on top. yours looked passable, four chocolate cupcakes topped with a swirl of white icing and sprinkles.
wooyoung took a long moment to stare at your creation before doubling over and laughing like his life depended on it. “what the hell is that?”
“they’re cupcakes and probably taste better than yours.” you pouted at him and took one of them from the plate. you eyed it for a moment before taking a small bite. you hummed appreciatively, it was pretty moist. so you took another bite bigger than the last. it was then that you noticed the cupcake was very much underbaked, the raw batter spilling out and dropping against your shirt. this only made wooyoung laugh even more as he observed you, tears nearly welling up in his eyes.
“it’s not even baked properly!”
you hastily grabbed some napkins and began wiping at the shirt. while the batter came off, it left behind a rather large brown stain on it that had you frowning. as soon as your boyfriend saw his expression, his laughter died down to amused giggles as he patted your cheek gently.
“don’t worry, jagi, you can borrow one of my hoodies.”
“are you sure?”
he nodded, leading you up to his bedroom. a few minutes later you walked out to meet him back in the living room, this time wearing one of his black hoodies over your leggings. it was too large for him and a bit larger for you, reaching the middle of your thighs if you didn’t move your arms.
the mischievous glint you usually saw in his eyes faded completely as he looked at you so lovingly when you walked in and flopped down on top of him on the couch. his fingers threaded themselves through your hair as he pressed a kiss to your cheek.
“comfortable?” he muttered against the soft skin of your cheek, making you giggle since it tickled a bit.
“very much so,” you nodded enthusiastically and cuddled into him further, “i might have to start stealing your hoodies.”
he hummed and wrapped his arms around your waist, turning you over so you were both laying on your sides, face to face and cramped together to fit on the couch. a few minutes of peaceful silence washed over you as you enjoyed each other’s presence. it was a rare occasion for him to be silent for this long and you looked up at him with some curiosity.
“what are you thinking about, woo?”
“you…,” you haven’t seen him looking so unsure since your first date when he spilled coffee all over your white rug. you slipped your hand into his and gave him an encouraging squeeze. “you wouldn’t, uh, maybe, want to stay the night would you? i just really don’t want this day to end.”
your heart fluttered at his question and before you knew it you were smiling like an idiot and nodding. “i would want nothing more than that.”
he laughed giddily and pulled you closer. “have i told you how much i love you today?”
“yes but i wouldn’t mind hearing it again.”
“i love you.” he said again and again and again between tender pecks against your lips, cheek, jawline, anywhere he could reach. “i love you.”
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First date
Simon 'Ghost' Riley
A first date with Simon would be slightly stressful, this man has not been on a date for a HOT minute, you know too busy doing missions or taking down threats, not to forget training and keeping morale with his teammates.
So the fact that you said yes, the attractive next-door neighbour that he has fantasized about when both home and out on missions, to going out on a date him he was high strung and snappy like he would be late on picking you up, would fumble when he spoke, would stare daggers at the waiter and would hardly acknowledge on the date.
It made you think that maybe this wasn’t the best idea, but after dinner, he took you out to see a movie that is where you got to see the man under the mask, you saw the tension in his shoulders relaxed, his arms not so bulging under his shirt, he even placed his arm over the back of your seat, you relax a little into the chair resting your head onto his arm, as you two watched the movie.
At the end of the date, he would walk you to your door like a true gentleman.
“I-Uh-I understand if you don’t want to go out on another date with me” he says, as he rubs the back of his neck, you turn your head away so he doesn’t see you laugh, He pauses as he watches you feeling like he is letting his happiness slip through his fingers, he sighs as he turns to walk away.
You gently grab his arm stopping him from leaving “Simon, wait” you say, he pauses as he turns to you, you laugh lightly as you reach up and kiss his cheek, “How about I plan the next date” you say, as you unlock your front door and walking inside.
Captain John Price
Now John is an entirely different story, this man has been on several dates before, hell I see this man having a whole ‘Life-long’ partner, who dumped him because they couldn’t cope with being put below his team and his work.
So this man is FAR more chill than Simon is he plans a nice little walk, a nice date at a restaurant and drinks at his place after, like he has it planned out, he had picked you up from your place, picking you up on time, opening the door like the gentleman he is.
for the whole date, he is opening doors, holding out chairs, offering you his arm when he realises you can’t keep up with his pace, but as the date starts to wind down and he offers you drinks at your place he is shocked that you reject him.
“You sure? I don’t mind taking you home later” he says, hoping he doesn’t sound creepy or one of those odd men, but when you shake your head and say “Sorry I have a thing about going to guy's places on the first date” He pouts a little before smiling and nodding his head, feeling a little disappointed, but understanding.
“Let me drop you off home, I want to make sure you get home safe,” he says as he walks you to his car, before driving you home, as he walks from his car and to your front door, he leans against the frame of the door.
“So after how many dates do you come over to a guy’s places,” he asks, as you half turn to him, “Four,” You say, as you lean against the door, he sticks out his lip as he nods his head “Sounds like a plan, I’ll get in contact soon for date number two,” he says as he walks off to his car.
Johnny 'Soap' McTavish
Now this man is prepared he has had months to plan this thing, you were the pretty cashier at his local shop, he was a little late picking you up for a drive-in movie, and he managed to get his friends to help him set up, he set up a little picnic at the back of his car, as he hands you a cup that is filled with shloer, as he dishes up a plate from a few take out places, from an Indian, Chinese and a chippy.
He didn’t know quite what you liked so he stuck to the basics as he handed you the plate, as the movie came to an end he pulled out a tub of chocolate-covered fruit, popping it open as he offered you one.
“I’m surprised you don’t drink,” You say, as you take a bite of the cold fruit, the temperature making your teeth hurt, he laughed as he took a bite of fruit “I don’t typically drink, although I can drink anyone under the table,” he said, as he took a sip of his shloer, by the time he brought you home, it was well after one in the morning when he walked you to your door.
Alejandro Vargas
Now Alejandro is different the man has been on a few dates nothing spectacular, but he knows what people generally like and what they don’t, he wasn’t so surprised that you said yes.
But he took you out on Valentine's Day unknown to him had marked him several points down on the dating list, as he held open the door and the date was disastrous he ordered for you, giving you a salad and ordering you wine, when you wanted something different.
It had gotten so bad that you had walked to the bathroom and phoned your friend damn near crying because you hated this date, hoping they would bail you out of this horrific date, but alas they told you to stick it out for at least another half an hour before they bail you out.
You pushed your salad around your plate not being that interested in it and when he questioned you, you shrugged and said you must be coming down with something, he then took you to a bar to drink and you were banging your head off the table, wondering what made you say yes to that man, that boring man.
You knew it was because he was handsome and it was your fault you were stranded at a bar with this boring ass man, when the date finally drew to a close and he dropped you off at home, walking you to your front door he stood beside you as you unlock the door.
“So you and I go for another date,” he says sounding sexy, but you purse your lips as you turn to look at him, “I had a great time tonight, but I don’t think, we’re suited for each other” You say slowly, trying not to offend him, his brows crease “What?”
“Date was shit, you were boring,” you say, just deciding to rip the bandage off, he blinks once, then twice before he leaned away “Ok, that’s a first, can I try again? I swear I am not a bad date,” he says, you chew on your bottom lip as you nod, “Fine”.
Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick
Now our boy Kyle is highly has been watching John for a while, Christ we know John has taken all of his boys under his wing, but Kyle Specifically, Means that John has talked to Kyle about dates and how to look after his date.
Kyle has notes, from all the boys except Simon who was a nervous wreck if Johnny was to be believed, but he figured that meant being eager, but not nervous eager, like this man as a whole mood board for the dates, and he plans how he was going to ask you.
Like our man goes into over preparedness, he is ready for every scenario, even if you reject him, but he is over the moon when you say yes, even going so far as being all cool and calm, having a sly smile but as soon as he was outside, he fist-bumped the air, jumping a little, before smoothing his shirt and fixing his hair and hat, unaware that he had done that in front of window to your place of work were you and all your coworkers had gotten a full view of him celebrating.
He decides on a day kinda thing where the two of you walk around the city visiting museums and art galleries since he hadn’t been in the city long and hasn’t been able to go out, but with you being a local he thought it was a perfect chance to let you lead.
He smiled as he walked with you through the city, his eyes wide as you pointed out the Architecture, pointing out little places, showing him your favourite parks, and the quickest way to cross the city, not to mention the good food, he was smiling and having the best time when you sat down under a shady bench under a big tree, he sighed, turning to you.
“I don’t know about you but I’m starving,” He says, as he leans his head back, you smile and nod your head “Yeah I could go for a bite,” you say, taking his hand and taking a shortcut through the park, finding a cute little café.
The two of you spent the entire day together, as the night slowly took over the sky he was walking you home, he smiled as you watched you walk up the stairs, he leaned his hip against the wall just looking at you.
“Soo…Do you want to go on another date?” he asks sounding a little shy, you turn to him “Yeah, a second date sounds good, how about I take you to see the nightlife next?”, he nods his head as you walk inside, he fist bumps the air happy he was able to impress you.
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Sweet Jebus and other words that may offend these are a lot of Snax, also Command C Command V mode activate!
Alright from Left to Right: Duribug, Burning Sweetiefly, Fruity Spuddy, S’more Spuddy, Breakfast Spuddy, Alternative Breakfast Spuddy sticker, Twice Baked Spuddy, Ice Cream Spuddy, Plank Spuddy, Pickled Spuddy, Pomme Souffryder, Cured Eggler, Amber Sweetiefly, Grubringue, French Omelepterus, updated Doughant Sticker, updated Chippie Doughant Sticker, Salmon Spuddy, Creamy Tacroach, Pink Creamy Tacroach, Chocolate Creamy Tacroach, Cheesecake Tacroach, and Lettuce Tacroach.
Oh and Peachy’s Bugsnak Card.
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the warmest bed
summary - your bed is the warmest harry’s ever stayed in
warnings: negative past relationships, swearing, inspo
word count: 1k
“Y/N?”
You shuffled up the stairs, turning of the hallway light with the spare hand that wasn’t juggling a cup of tea.
“Yeah?” You called back to Harry, who you knew was already in bed waiting for your daily bedtime cuddle together.
“Did I turn the heating off?”
“Yeah, H. Y’did.”
Walking upstairs and into your bedroom, Harry had his pyjamas on over his white wife-beater shirt and boxers. They matched yours identically. Yes, you were that couple. He was all snuggled into the cotton sheets and feathered duvet, ready for a long sleep after a busy day.
Only after a cuddle or two, though.
“What?” You giggled, wondering why he was being so bashful.
“What?” You giggled, wondering why he was being so bashful.
“Just excited to have you sleeping next to me.” He pulled back the duvet to allow you to slip in next to him, not wasting any time to draw himself closer towards you.
He smelt like home. His nighttime routine meant that his face smelt freshly washed and his breathe slightly minty from the toothpaste. His hair was slightly greasy, but that was nothing a morning shower together wouldn’t fix. He was gorgeous under the soft night-light glow, his face slightly dewy from the products he used.
“Really?”
“You might as well break up with me if I wasn’t excited. Nights with you are my favourite, Y/N.” He smiled, slinking his arm around your waist to pull you closer towards him again. Your hand went straight up to his hair, threading your fingers through the brown locks and massaging away the stress of the day.
“Tell me more.” You spoke softly to him, not needing to fill the room with your voice when he was so close to you.
“The only way to describe how I feel when you’re here, is this is the warmest bed i’ve ever slept in.”
His eyes caught yours and you could tell there was a hint of sadness behind those pretty eyes of wonder. You furrowed your eyebrows thinking about him being even slightly sad, because if you could you’d keep him in a bubble of happiness forever.
Leaning in, by not very much, you used the grasp on his hair to pull him closer towards you and meet your lips. You watched his eyes follow the movements of your lips, before closing his eyes when you closed yours. You pushed your lips onto his, hoping he could sense how much you loved him just by the simple gesture. It was only a little kiss, but it was filled with as much passion and love as any other.
When you pulled back, Harry’s cheeks had gone slightly rosy and a little ringlet of hair had fallen to his eyes. After moving the hair back into its place, you moved back so you weren’t completely breathing in each other.
“What was that for, hm?” He asked, looking at your lips to see that he’d left them beautifully tinted.
“I can tell when you’re sad. Your big soft eyes give you away.” You smiled at him kindly.
“Y’always tell me that.” He smiled back.
“Some people wear their hearts on their sleeve, whereas you wear yours in your eyes.”
Harry’s eyes smiled at yours, sparkling with so much love. His eyes often twinkled like a beautiful night sky when he was extra, deeply, in love with you and this was one of those times. Other times had been when he’d first met you at your local chippy, or when you gave his nephew your chocolate chip cookie even though you’d been looking forward to it all day, and especially when you’d met him at the end of the aisle.
“Now you don’t look so sad.” You took note of his eyes looking happier.
“That’s because now i’m thinking of you.” He chuckled like a 14 year old girl having a crush.
“And who were you thinking of before?”
Harry didn’t need to verbally answer because his eyes did all the talking. The way they down casted to look at the space between you both and his lips slightly frowned, made you realise he was thinking of his ex-girlfriend. The woman who tainted his heart to profit off of his fame. The ex-girlfriend that broke him so dearly that you were afraid to be the one to fix his heart.
“She doesn’t deserve a second thought from you, H. Or anyone, for that matter.” You told him, knowing sometimes he just needed some reassurance.
“I know. I’m not sad because of what she did or who she was. I get sad thinking about who I would be if I’d never have found you.” His eyes re-met yours and you could tell he needed a little bit of loving.
“You would’ve been okay. I believe you would’ve been strong enough to mend your own heart.” You smiled warmly, reminding him not to take himself for granted.
“Maybe. Still would mean a world without you and a bed left cold.”
“But I am here.” You told him, attempting to get him to realise the positives.
“You are.” He nodded.
He leant in to give your nose a soft touch with his own nose, humming in appreciation as you tugged at his hair for a continued massage.
“So don’t think about her. Think about how strong you are and how loved you continue to be. You are a fucking amazing person, H, and more of a decent human than anything she’ll amount to.“
He kissed you because he couldn’t wait another moment not to. You were his and no one knew how much time you’d have together, so he’d take every kiss he could.
“I don’t know how I found you or if the universe just decided that it was our time to meet in this life, but I could never leave you, or this bed, knowing it’s the warmest i’ve ever felt.”
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I’m bored and it’s 00:09 at my place rn so here’s some personal Gorillaz headcanons of mine. (and no there’s no specific order so enjoy ig)
// tw: nsfw, long long hcs, I’ll try to shorten these i swear that was a lie , ooc a bunch , oh and RussDoc //
// General Band hcs //
When Noodle was about 10, she’d always sneak into Russel’s (or 2-D’s) room to cuddle up with him whenever it was raining at night or if she had a nightmare.
2-D has the worst eyesight out of the four, even worse than Russel’s for some reason.
Noodle’s hair during Phase 1 (that weird buzzcut) is because of Murdoc’s antics; Russel told him to cut her hair as it was getting too long, and… it came out funky.
Noodle’s iconic helmet is gifted from Murdoc after he failed to cut the girl’s hair correctly. A walkman was also gifted with the helmet.
During the recording of TNN, 2-D just kept writing songs that always tied back to Murdoc; he tried to change said lyrics, but it just wouldn’t work, so he went with it (not that he minds much, anyways).
Noodle and Ace were childhood friends. First becoming friends after about a few months of living in Kong Studios up until the El Mañana incident, which caused them to cut contact for a long while until Phase 5, where they reconciled.
Russel and Murdoc had known each other for a long time before Gorillaz had even been formed, and they’ve been dating on and off during those moments before Gorillaz. Now with the formation of the band, they’re closer than ever.
Russel has given Murdoc a taxidermy of a crow in remembrance of Cortez, though it’s never been the same for the bassist.
2-D had played dress-up all the time during Phase 1 with Noodle; playing princess, having tea parties, even sleepovers!
When Noodle had her first period, Murdoc was confused as hell (and was briefly disgusted), 2-D was more curious as to why and how, and Russel just became the dad, buying her chocolate, bringing hot water bottles to relieve any pain, and he even buys her tampons and pads if she ran out (true dad indeed). Applies to every phase basically.
Del likes to play with Noodle whenever Russel lets him. It’s quite the sight, a little Noodle being taught how to gamble by one of the funkyphantoms living inside Russel’s body.
// Band members x S/O //
When you asked 2-D for help with doing the laundry, he accidentally poured in crack instead of detergent in the washing machine. Your clothes that were unlucky enough to be washed in that washing machine 2-D used reeked of drugs for a long while, and 2-D apologized profusely and even bought you new ones to replace the old ones.
2-D definitely likes it best when you walk together in a park holding/ linking hands; he feels that there’s a bond forming (and he won’t bump everywhere as he can’t see well at all).
2-D asked you out to the local chippy during your first date with him, and he tried his best to impress you, all calm and prepared and all. It’s just that special 2-D charm that always gets you.
Murdoc, who successfully coaxed you into entering his Winnebago with him, realized that it was all messy and definitely made your skin crawl. He tries to quickly clean it up, but it fails. At least he gave you a big, fat barrage of apologies and hugs for the mess.
Murdoc definitely does not do/ enjoy PDA very much, but whenever there’s S/O’s ex/ enemy nearby, he’d get all close and cuddly to you all of a sudden. You like it when he’s like this.
Murdoc would definitely take you to a fancy-enough pub for your first date with him; he even took a shower and he wasn’t too rude to everyone involved, and it was all just to impress you! If that isn’t dedicated, you didn’t know what was.
Russel… he accidentally spilled some animal blood on you when he was doing one his taxidermy projects. You said it was only a small splatter, but he offered to clean it squeaky clean, even if it isn’t very noticeable at best.
Russel likes long, cold walks during winter with you. He always says that the snowflakes falling are like you dancing and falling from above.
Russel during the first date would take you out for a picnic in the park, or perhaps a midnight stargazing experience with him. He’s more of a person who’s enjoy doing these little things with you, and it warms your heart. It does, really.
Noodle would collect little things like seashells or little scraps of things to make you a pretty bracelet/ ring/ necklace out of. Noodle broke one of these that she gave you earlier in the day/ month/ year on accident, and she treated you like a queen for the rest of the day, even if you try to convince her that it’s no big deal.
Noodle likes to go out and adventure with you into the woods, a creek, places like that and such in search of memories and little bits and bobs.
Noodle took you out to out to dinner at her place, as she thinks that this’ll impress you, and it did; her room was tidy, the food was amazing, and Noodle was just all around perfect. You couldn’t take your eyes off her, not even for a minute.
// Nsfw shit below //
Whenever Murdoc just wouldn’t shut up at times when Russel was too tired to have sex in bed, he would just let his cock sit in the bassist’s mouth; a semi-replacement for sex when the drummer’s too tired to do so.
2-D masturbates quite often, and whenever he comes, it’s always a fuckfest; his nice, clean sheets have these stains, and they’re permanent stains, mind you.
**Applies to phase 5 Noodle and above** Noodle enjoys self-care, and has quite the array of dildos at her fingertips. Usually uses them to relieve period cramps; she’s read somewhere that sex can, and it does the job well, for cramp relief or simple pleasure.
Russel absolutely dominates Murdoc in bed, but sometimes the roles are reversed. Murdoc and Russel definitely likes it when they degrade and fill each other up. (Breedy breedy degradation kink who???)
yeah there’s not much down here, but I’ll definitely try.
— hearts, Harami
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Chippy Snakification Modifications!
I managed to get all of this one done in one afternoon, probably because I didn't change the grumpus texture and I actually reused the nose and teeth from the Chocolant snakifications. The limbs were also very simple to make, I just elongated a cube with a subdivision modifier and added some simple deforms like stretching and tapering.
The most challenging part to make was, unsurprisingly, the antlers. I actually made those first and had to tweak them a fair bit to get them looking natural, because the first iteration looked like forks lol. There are some visible texture seams on them but it's the best I could do getting a round texture onto a complex shape!
(If you look closely the limbs also have texture seams at the halfway point but luckily they are less noticeable in game than they are in Blender!)
Another thing- while compiling these screenshots I noticed that the claws don't have smooth shading, so they have a sorta blocky appearance. I've since fixed that though :)
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How incredible would human medical and dental procedures be if they used a fear free approach???!?! Especially for anxious patients or those fearful of doctors/dentists.
Like:
Calm, quiet waiting room with relaxing music and some lavender incense
Sedative on board when you arrive so you're just chillin
Lots of different high value snack options for during (if possible) or afterwards ... think chocolates, chippies, lollies, heck maybe some fried chicken?!
Constant checking in to make sure you're dealing ok and stopping if it's getting too much
Gentle and calm communication the whole time with loads of positive reinforcement
Clear plans for before, during and after the procedure to make sure your anxiety is managed at every step possible
If it's getting too much stopping and rescheduling another day (if possible) or moving to a heavier sedation/twilight anaesthetic
Like the human world has a LOT to learn from the vet world about fear free approaches for anxious patients and I would LOVE for them to take a leaf out of our book.
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Billy Washington General Headcanon Alphabet
A - Animals - Are they an animal person? Good with them? Scared of them?
Billy loves dogs (hence why his lock screen on his phone is of him cuddling one!) - he has always wanted a dog, but doesn't have the stability needed to properly look after one yet.
B - Boozy - What is their alcohol tolerance like? What kind of drunk are they?
Billy is a rowdy drunk. He loves a few pints, but isn't the best behaved afterwards.
C - Chocolate - Do they prefer savory tastes or do they have a (secret) sweet tooth?
Savoury - his diet consists of Pot Noodles, crisps and those horrible microwaveable Rustlers burgers.
D - Decision - Are they impulsive decision makes? Do they follow their heart, or do they prefer thinking it over?
Billy is incredibly impulsive, which often leads to poor decision making. He's led by emotion and his sense of the unfair hand life has dealt him.
E - Explosive - Are they quick to get angry? What kind of angry are they?
Billy's emotional when he's angry - he'll shout and smash stuff, then cry out of frustration.
F - Friendship - Do they make friends easily? Or are they more hard to approach?
Billy doesn't struggle to make friends, but he's impressionable and easily led, so can often fall in with the wrong people.
G - Ghost - Do they believe in the paranormal? Are they superstitious?
Not at all.
H - Health & Hygiene - Do they take proper care of themselves or do they need to be reminded to have better habits?
Billy doesn't shower every day and it's rare he'll brush his teeth before bed. He's a scruffy dude and he's forgetful, but he's not smelly.
I - Income - Do they feel like money = happiness, or are they happy with enough to survive? Do they dream of a lavish lifestyle, or do they think luxury is unnecessary?
Billy dreams of making a better life for himself, but he feels trapped in poverty. He's definitely unsatisfied with the life he has, but isn't sure of how to better things for himself.
J - Job - If they’d be living in our world - modern AU - What kind of job would they have? Would they be good at it?
Something artistic - a comic book artist. He'd be really good at it, it would give him a sense of purpose.
K - Kindness - Are they kind? Do they like to pay it forward? Are they kind to strangers?
Billy can come across as belligerent at first, as he's not a happy guy. He warms up once you get to know him.
L - Love Language - What is their love language? Does it change when it’s a romantic relationship or are they consistent with how they show love to friends and partners?
Billy's love language is acts of service - making cups of tea, picking up his other half's favourite from the chippy on his way home, rubbing their feet when they place them in his lap, etc.
M - Music - What kind of music are they into / would they be into? Can they sing / dance? Do they have good rhythm?
No sense of rhythm and can't sing. Not hugely into music, but has a preference towards indie pop - Oasis, Blur, Arctic Monkeys, Kasabian, etc.
N - Nature - Do they enjoy the calm and quiet of nature or do they prefer people and the city? What kind of nature resonates most with them (sea, forest, mountains…)
Prefers the city. Billy wouldn't know what to do with himself in the country.
O - Offspring - Do they want kids one day? Are they good with children, or do they prefer to stay away as far as possible?
Deep down Billy would like kids one day, but for him that's a long way away - he can barely support himself, let alone a child.
P - Pain - Do they have a high pain tolerance? Are they quick to admit that they are in pain or will they endure it by themselves?
Billy is a whiner when he's in pain - he definitely won't suffer in silence.
Q - Question - Are they curious by nature? Do they know loads of little trivia? Are they very knowledgeable in their field?
Billy's not the most academic of people, but he's not bothered by it. He doesn't crave intellectual stimulation.
R - Rain - What is their favorite type of weather? Favorite season? Are they an ‘I’m always hot’ or an ‘I’m always cold’ kind of person?
Billy loves sunny weather - perfect for sitting in a beer garden.
S - Sleep - What are their sleeping habits? What does their bed look like?
Billy never makes his bed and the sheet is never on the mattress properly. He goes to bed late and wakes up late.
T - Tired - Are they a morning person? A night owl? A permanently exhausted pigeon?
Permanently exhausted - Billy is always tired because his diet sucks and he doesn't get enough sleep.
U - Unwind - What do they like to do to relax? Do they need a lot of downtime?
Billy likes to unwind by watching TV or going to the pub - he's a man of simple tastes.
V - Vulnerable - Are they quick to overshare? Or do they keep up their defenses? How long does it take for them to trust someone and open up?
Billy doesn't take much coaxing to open up - he's desperate for someone to unburden himself to.
W - Weird - Do they have any habits that are considered strange or abnormal by other people? What are they?
Playing with this gum while he's chewing it.
X - XOXO - In a modern AU: are they a texter or a caller? Do they use emoji? What are their most used Emoji? Do they use a lot of common abbreviations, or do they type out everything properly?
Billy prefers to call. Texting takes too long and he'd rather get straight to the point. He's the type to call you back if you text him.
Y - Yes man - Are they quick to help out friends? And Strangers? Will they be easy to convince to do things for others or do they prefer just taking care of their own business.
Billy will help out those he knows and loves to the best of his ability - he's got a good heart.
Z - Zone out - Are they prone to daydreaming? If so, what are they dreaming about? Or are they more focussed, and if they are, how hard is it to break their concentration?
Billy is always lost in his own thoughts - mostly obsessing over wanting to better his life and thinking of ways to do it.
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Hi! Are you trying to write some British people? Here are some random thoughts about exaggerated Britishness (With heavy chat about Scotland because I know Scotland the best):
"I'm going to the store!" Store is not a popular word for a place to buy things. People from the UK will generally say "shop". If they're just going to get milk or something, they may go to the "corner shop" - which people from NY especially will know as a "bodega"
"Hand me an eraser." While some people do say eraser, "rubber" is more common. This is amusing to me because to people from the US especially, it's very different in meaning.
If your character is visiting someone, it's very common to be offered tea. "Fancy a cup of tea?" or more casually "Fancy a cuppa?"
Pub ≠ bar. Pubs include bars, but are also places to get a meal. People do go there to drink ("Get a pint") though, and some pubs don't serve children or allow them in. Many do, however.
There are 100s of accents across the nation, more than just typical posh English, Welsh and Scottish. Please pay attention to your character's background and dialect. The city of London alone has 4 major accents. (For Good Omens fans, Crowley and Aziraphale are both sensationally posh. Aziraphale speaks "The Queen's/King's English" which is notably more formal and collected - Crowley does not.)
Some good swears include "Bellend", "Pillock", "Knob" and "Twat". In Scotland we also have the tamer "Daft(ie)" and "Tube"! Any object can become an insult: "You FUCKING MICROWAVE"
Some good pet names include "Love", "Pet" and "Poppet"
Along with tea we have a carbonated drink called Irn Bru. This is ESPECIALLY popular to Scots but you can find it in England. It is bright orange and fruity in taste.
We buy milk in pints
The chocolate bar Freddo is typically how we measure inflation these days. (I wish I could say this was a joke but tabloids love the chocolate test)
It does rain a lot. Like a shit ton. There are sunny days but nonetheless. The way to start conversation is ALWAYS weather. "Lovely weather innit?" always works, especially in terrible weather.
Sarcasm and dry humour are very popular.
IT IS A PETROL STATION, NOT A GAS STATION
A lot of people smoke or vape. This is very evident especially in cities like London and Edinburgh.
People from southern England especially are typically very removed and tend not to pay attention to anyone else. It's a massive "Not my problem". They can be very friendly by all means, but typically keep to themselves and don't talk to many people.
Biscuits rule the world, especially custard creams. (Jk, they're very loved though)
The school systems are different from that in the rest of the world. Even to one another. The Scottish, Welsh and English education systems are different - but are all composed of Primary school and Secondary school.
Typically people are either passionately wild for the Royal Family or REALLY dislike them.
Terraced and semi detached housing is very common. In Scotland we have "closies" which are blocks of flats that home lots of people, and are typically very square and deshevelled.
McDonald's did not arrive here until the 70s. People were confused by it to begin with.
Fish and chips is a stereotypical yet popular dish. Many people refer to going to a fish and chips shop as "Going to the chippy". Often they do not have seating, and are takeout exclusive.
Britain is a geographical reality, composed of Scotland, Wales and England. The United Kingdom is political and composed of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and England.
Irish people may not enjoy being referred to as "British". Furthermore do not call a Welsh, Scottish or Irish person "English". This is a bad idea and will make people mad.
Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer is a documentary. (Jk)
Basically everyone "hates" the English. Whether this is playful or genuine varies from person to person. Even the English hate the English.
Older women especially have very strong feelings about Princess Di (She was so beloved)
For Good Omens fans: Soho is a small tiny little area in the BOROGH of "The City of Westminster". This is a borogh at the heart of London. You can walk Soho in a day.
Most cities don't have boroughs, but do have wee areas which are basically suburbs or collections of areas.
In schools, it's very common to refer to your teachers as "Sir" and "Miss". This also applies outside of school for young people, but generally is seen more in schools.
"Mate" is the most common way to address a male presenting person passive aggressively, along with "Love" for female presenting people. "Mate" is more common and works both ways.
"Pissed" means drunk. "Oh, he's pissed" = "Oh, he's drunk". Increasingly you'll find people say "pissed" to mean angry, especially young people. However "peeved" is what was originally used to mean angry.
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