#chocolate is great

[cluster-b-culture-is]

Cluster B culture is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

*offers you some chocolate*

#Cluster B culture is #cluster b #npd #aspd #bpd #hpd #Mod Reef #anonymous #thank you :D! #chocolate is great #unfortunately. some of our headmates disagree bhsdjs

[somesecretpie]

#I had to draw the unknown i love them #evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls #Roald Dahl is unhinged enough to write this tbh #Have you ever read Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator? #The sequel where Willy Wonka just straight up fights space aliens? #Called vermicious knids? #glasgow willy wonka experience #willy wonka #the unknown #unknown #willy wonka experience #willy wonka ai #vermicious knids #roald dahl #charlie and the chocolate factory #ai willy wonka #willy’s chocolate experience

[uwudonoodle]

Remembering that time I spent 2 months building a Kyubey piñata, just so I could bash his head in with a baseball bat.

#kyubey #kyubei #madoka #puella magi madoka magica #madoka kaname #mahou shoujo madoka magica #pinata #piñata #anime #anime character #villain #evil #cute but psycho #cute but not innocent #anime villain #I filled him with 15 pounds of chocolate #I beat his ass with a steel baseball bat while war crying like a caveman #me and all my friends ate the chocolate over his shredded corpse #it was a great party #birthday party #anime party #cathartic #otaku #otaku life #magical girl #magical girl anime #my future husband witnessed the whole affair and still wanted to date me #pmmm

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[sunnymainecoonx]

All I have to say is I had the most fun drawing the (technically) dark cream one

Uhh but I've been thinking a lot about my creatures lately...

#sans au #utmv #undertale au #sanscest #dream sans #cross sans #nightmare sans #killer sans #shattered dream sans #shattered dream #dark cream #strawberry nightmare #strawberry nightmare sans #chocolate killer sans #chocolate covered strawberries #shoutout to Fresh's furby #passive nightmare sans #dreamtale #this is my first time drawing shattereds newest design #honestly I love it you did great galacii(I say. as af galacii Will looks at this and read the tags) #only in this piece I truly embraced the fact I'm not actually shit at drawing hands #UwU

[koszmarnybudyn]

You see the most autistic boy ever and the meanest girl wyd?

Have a Link and Scary drawing i couldnt finish because i didn't have enough time but i think looks cool anyway.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #link li wilson #scary marlowe #my art #scary has the coolest outfit and then i just draw the boys in khakis #i nearly drew link in a suit but then i didnt #that is a leg brace on link because i headcanon he has some hypermobility issues or something #they are also both autistic and i headcanon link with dyslexia but that's beside the poin #anyway im on vacation its hot as balls my birthday was two days ago and i had really great chocolate cake today #and i havent slept till about 4 cause i was reading a great good omens fanfic also im reading the book probablly idk i dont usually stick #with books

[rolex-kaard]

so there's this book

#was waiting for the drawings to pile up enough to make a post haha #uhhh. tags #charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka #charlie bucket #grandpa joe #mrs teavee #errmm i have thoughts about them ok ? #still figuring out how id like to portray the oompa-loompas :( #anyway this ones for the one person i interacted with precisely one month ago ✌ /silly #oh remembered a tag #charlie and the great glass elevator #👍 ok #eye contact #scopophobia tw #um. quentin blake edition wonka PLEASE call m #who said that #kaart tag #catcf

[aexvii]

need them sickeningly sweet and disgustingly in love sorry 😔✌️

#baro(loser chocolate unwrapper) ryuu(chocolate eater of boundless talent) #tbh i didn't know where i was going with this but i love how their faces looked so might as well #when they get tgt i just know bvz becomes a pushover & puts up the weakest resistance against ryuu lol #baroryuu #barok van zieks #ryunosuke naruhodo #ryuunosuke naruhodou #tgaa #dgs #the great ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #my art

[devotion-disorder]

has anyone ever had these. (its chocolate!!) i love pouring out like a handful of these and then eating it from my palms directly like im some sort of animal eating from the hands of my handler. anyways

#text #its oversharing hours #its also great for when youre craving a bit of sugar #cause you can eat just a tiny bit #also all japanese chocolate has the same taste

[nikellada]

dark choco

#I was thinking recently that it would be great if devsis rerun these costumes… #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #dark choco cookie #dark choco crk #dark choco cookie fanart #crk dark chocolate cookie #cookie run ovenbreak fanart #cookie run kingdom fanart #cookie run ​dark choco #cookie run fanart #crk #crk fanart #crob #crob fanart #fanart #art

[wonkastarshine]

i think they would be friends

#the two burton characters who are my entire personality #if burton is doing sequels can we get charlie and the great glass elevator #willy wonka #johnny depp #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf 2005 #tim burton #beetlejuice #lydia deetz #winona ryder

[little-pup-pip]

hihi happy new year! is it too early to request a valentines board? with reds and cream colors? tysm🫶🏻

Here you go!!

#valentine's day #!!! #it's such a fun holiday #even without an SO it's a great excuse to eat chocolate!! #i also love the colors! #red is my favorite color #and everything is so red this time of year! #anyway i hope you enjoy! #sfw interaction only #moodboard #sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #babyre #baby regression #age dreaming #there was no specification given to whether they wanted a paci #this is a great excuse for me to use holiday pacifiers

[toffoliravioli]

HE ATE (literally)

#oh so he’s in chocolate…. #great to know #HE LOOKS SO PRETTY #how do u look this good on an airplane I’m sick #nico hischier #new jersey devils

[melly-artes]

Oughta be posting things here more often

#pokemon sv #trainer kieran #pokemon scarvi #pokemon scarlet and violet #art #i draw all the time i just forget to post lol #also i hope everyone knows the kieran drink is actually pretty good #its a chocolate and vanilla iced coffee specifically #go half and half and stir it #its like 30oz and you might see god but its great if you need a wake me up

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The problem with having the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory prequel portray Willy Wonka as some kind of visionary underdog who the Big Mean chocolatiers are trying to suppress is that… he has magical powers.

Like, there is literally no universe where it matters that this guy can't get a shop, or isn't part of the Chocolate Makers Guild, or is targeted by the Chocolate Cartel, because he has magical powers.

It doesn't matter what the other chocolate makers do to try and smear his reputation or ruin his business, because ultimately their biggest innovation is a chocolate bar that melts in your mouth but not in your hand, and the original Roald Dahl sequel book tells us that Wonka somehow has access to the world where people's souls go before they are born (à la the Pixar film) and has invented a cure for old age.

Even if they did somehow manage to stop him selling ‘candy’, he could easily just rebrand his business and reopen as ‘Wonka's Literal Actual Magic’, and what the hell are they going to do to him then?

The only thing that could touch him in the original film was people bribing his employees to sell them his secret recipes, and he solved that problem almost immediately by firing his entire staff and replacing them with magic singing elves who are happy to be paid in chocolate. This isn't a guy whose problems are normal problems.

This is like if somebody made a new Lord of the Rings prequel that showed Young Sauron being picked on by the Hobbit Craftsmen's Guild because of his innovative ahead-of-their-time jewellery designs. Like it just doesn't work, because while the pieces are technically there for the standard Underdog Shows Them All story template, ultimately the two sides are playing very different ball games here.

#willy wonka #wonka 2023 #charlie and the chocolate factory #roald dahl #like irl the existence of willy wonka #would create a world in which either every other chocolate factory shuts down #OR #the other companies all start aggressively branding themselves as selling ‘normal’ chocolate #like ''cadbury's flake: tastes great and definitely WON'T turn you into a moose!' #'skittles: taste the rainbow but not in some sort of ironic karmic punishment way'

[pink-tk-a-latte]

I love the “cold guy is actually a huge softie on the inside" trope, not in the “omg he’s giving me his jacket while refusing to make eye contact with me aww he really does care” way but in the “holy crap he brainwashed the entire planet to get me out of trouble and none of us noticed wth” way

#yes ​this is about saiki k lmao #prepare for my live py reactions #saiki and his mental gymnastics to prove that he doesn’t care despite all his silent acts of kindness #yes he’s a jerk and also goes to great lengths to avoid his friends but come on man #we all know you’re just a tsundere /hj #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki k #kusuo saiki #the friendship moments in this show make me want slam my heart against a desk #py’s frozen hot chocolate